>>718636641
Okay okay SO
Elona+, the modded version of Elona, the game that came before Elin for all you newfriends.
>Worshipping all the different gods to get their stuff
>Get 'Mani's Gemstone of Satellite Shooter' because translation is ass at the time
>Wonder what this does, I ask, standing in my beloved player owned shop, freshly stocked with goods
>I use it, like a fool
>All my customers are dead, half my stock is burnt to ash, I am barely alive
>Swear vengeance on Mani of Machine for what has just occurred
>Spend literally 3000 hours of game time learning absolutely fucking everything about Elona+
>New characters upon new characters
>Invent a secret necromancy playstyle. As in I wrote the guide and figured out how it even fucking works
>Have had my own guide linked to me multiple times, in fact
>I kill the whole pantheon, not just their base forms, but their 'Inner God' forms
>I save Mani for last
>Run out of casts of Wish, rods of wishing, etc
>Fountains are all dry, don't want to wait
>Wait a second, toilets
>Toilets can give you all the negative effects fountains can, I wonder if they can give you wishes as well?
>Fill my god slaying battle-floor with 100 toilets
>Start chugging toilet water until I finally get a fucking toilet wish
>At long last, covered in shit, piss, and my own cum, my vengeance is complete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utpd1FfDIEQ
A better fucking story than Last of Us
