Thread 718639814

What would it be like to work for Blizzard Entertainment (or just Blizzard, as we in the know call it) for 7 years?

Probably really fucking easy if you have no self-respect

Depends on the role, probably pretty depressing with lots of fake corpo talk for "think outside the box" like "Transcend the boundary" or "elevate your mental"

>>718639814 (OP)
I heard there's free milk in the cafeteria fridges.

>>718639967
Pro: Free milk
Con: Your father got you the job and it's his milk

If I worked at Blizzard for 7 years I would literally never talk about it.

>>718639814 (OP)
If you worked at Blizzard North before they were deleted, you were based. That's about it.

>>718639814 (OP)
really shitty considering how much they pay vs how much it costs to live in socal.

>>718639967
It's onions milk

>>718643012
and they made it a policy that no one can work remote - even if its a role that pays hotdog money wages. Its not that surprising that all their products are horrifically buggy at launch when QA is staffed with people who have no idea what they are doing

>>718645791
>and they made it a policy that no one can work remote
There's no way their pajeet game masters are working on site.

>>718639814 (OP)
If it's the early years? Pretty damn good. You're a small company, not even a hundred employees yet, and everyone is hungry. You're a bunch of a nerdy guys with a passion for games and want to push what you can do in any thing you make as genres haven't been codified quite yet.

The later years? Everyone has some form of mental sickness and are constantly spying on each other to snitch to HR. No one really cares about the games anymore, that's just a side effect of being in the company at all. You're here for a paycheck, but not much else.