Thread 718646192

Why are there no cooking games? It could have it's own niche like the irl simulator games

>>718646192 (OP)
>food wth cat fur all over it
this is the only reason why they still don't replace us.

>>718646192 (OP)
I wish McDonald's wagies had cute outfits like that. Instead it's always this depressing colorless uniform.

>>718646192 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>718646192 (OP)
there's a few like cooking mama
but the cooking guide for nintendo ds is the best one, since it's an electronic cook book that teaches you real recipes and techniques as you play irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYKuNCscTag

nintendo should have done one for 3ds and then made a phone version

>>718646363
toxo makes you a chad
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17435678

>>718646192 (OP)
is this fucking real?

>>718646281
they used to, before it went gay and homo
https://www.eater.com/2017/5/4/15453660/mcdonalds-uniforms-history-1950-2017

>>718646931
no, the cats would have gotten seriously burned if that were the case

>>718647020
fucking everything looks like bottom pic now - it's fucking depressing

>>718646931
yes its real that cats my roomate

>>718646192 (OP)
Those cats were beaten with sticks until they finally dressed and performed correctly.

>>718647147
these guys have all disappeared

>>718646281
Where's my long AI animation of following her home and snorfling her greasy hair after a long shift ANONYMOUS

>>718647020
I know a jewish lady that worked as an executive at McDonald's from the 1980's to about 2016. She said their new strategy is to appeal to an aging demographic because birthrates fell. They're copying Starbucks design and making "artisan" burgers. If you think about it, that's what every major corporation is doing these days. Disney is making movies and shows for grown ass 40 year old adults because no one is having kids.

>>718646363
Toxotransmosis website.

>>718646192 (OP)
Palicos if they real

>>718646192 (OP)
Damn, new monster hunter cooking scenes look great.

>>718646192 (OP)
You eat in food prep areas, you get fired. Its not considered sanitary. Also,

>buying steak on a mcbudget.

Guy who made thats has never worked or handled his own money

>>718647258
>and making "artisan" burgers
The fucking hell they are. McDonald's should always be absolute bottom of the barrel earthworm-meat burgers so they can be obscenely cheap and pumped with enough flavoring chemicals to taste good and there's a place for that

>>718647223
no they haven't, Ronald had though

>>718647258
It's all part of the plan.

>>718647223
They literally started a new ad campaign with all of them like a week ago.

>>718647335
I've seen workers snack on fries on the floor before. It's mcdonalds they wouldn't fire you even if you were late to all of ur shifts

>>718646363
muslim moment

>>718647467
FOR ADULT HAPPY MEALS! Not kids meals. This is to appeal to grown adults who grew up with them. It's as corporate and sad as it gets.

>>718647471
Snacking on fries is number 1 way to get fired. They teach you this shit when you go in for food handlers permit. The issue with what you witnessed was lack of supervision/effective management

>>718646192 (OP)
Reminder that McDonald's is Lucifer's feed and this thread is propaganda to keep you coming back for the secret ingredient that keeps you coming back for more, because they want YOU to sin without you knowing it.

>>718647590
Lucifer’s Feed and Seed

>>718647565
bro it's fucking mcdonalds none of the teenage workers have a fucking food handler permit and they're all high as shit while working

>>718646192 (OP)
This has to be animal abuse

>>718647590
It's like the people who say coca cola has child sacrifice blood.

First, cool it with the antisemitism. Second, it's bullshit. Third, it's not Lucifer, it's M for Moloch.

>>718647549
>Adult Happy Meal
>17 dollars

Only a fatass and a fucknut would go to McDonalds anyway.

>>718646192 (OP)
Are there any good restaurant management games?

>>718647549
>>718647698
>adult happy meal
Please tell me you guys are joking and I’m being rused.

>>718647638
"Lucifer" isn't the name of the devil.

>>718647645
You just ousted yourself as not knowing wtf you are talking about. Food handlers permit is required for EVERY job that serves food to people, yes even mcdonalds.

This impression of 'its only mcdonalds" sounds just like the vibe you perceive the job environment to be rather than facts or experience. So by your logic, food handling and proper sanitary procedures arent to be enforce just 'cuz its a mcdonalds'?

>>718647742
It's not a joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EJR10row68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfg7oA9OQF8

>>718647020
I care more about them charging like over 10 bucks for one person's meal. This shit is supposed to be the quick, cheap option.

>>718647823
>ousted yourself
You just outed yourself as an ESL thirdie.

>>718647742
Yes, I purchase a Happy Meal after a hard day of adulting, do you have a problem with that?

>>718647708
>restaurant management games

Closest you've got is eCDP but it's more of a "training" game. Yours is a very cool idea, anon, I'd love a McDonald management game.

https://youtu.be/ltIOpuzzIlg

>>718647839
You voted for this (to be honest, McD went to shit in the Biden Admin)

>>718647782
sneed

I'm actually back on board, ai ain't so bad.

>>718647478
Muzzies love cats, retard. They'll feed antifreeze to your dog, tho.

>>718647379
>>718647467
never seen them for over a decade
they scared too many kids

what year did they stop doing mcdonalds birthdays?

>>718647549
is that four eyed grimace real?

>>718647831
is he an alien?

>>718648162
Reviewbrah is the salt of the Earth and he's so cool.

>>718646192 (OP)
You know despite all the flaws of AI slop in image and video generation, I always find it interesting how it's able to replicate movement and behavior of animals the way no CGI artist could ever hope to do unless they were superimposing real ones.

>>718648025
Yeah, because Biden fucking killed us with inflation. On top of prices not coming down after Covid. Maybe that was the entire plan when they constructed it in those chinese labs.

>>718648195
>earth
x to doubt, which planet did he come from?

>>718648278
Maybe sending $1000 checks to everyone in the United States was a dumb idea. Both Trump and Biden fucked the economy.

>>718646192 (OP)
what the fuck? is this real?

>>718647782
Wasn't Lucifer the guy that rebelled against god because he was too cool for that old boomer or something? Who else is the devil then you retard? A mysterious third being that had nothing to do with that tale that teaches christians to not go against authorities?

>>718647782
https://youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDE?feature=shared
Joseph Smith disagrees, gentile.

>>718648278
You whiners never stop to think how economic policy works, you really think Biden just comes in and flips a switch from "win" to "lose"? That policy takes years to set up and to actually start taking affect. Most of the gains we got in Trump's first term were from Obama policies, and most of the loss in Biden's term was due to Trump on top of Covid. Even when you have everything stacked in your favor to pass something like Trump's big beautiful billionaires in the first 6 months we still aren't going to see full effect for a couple years.

>>718649621
Trump is the most economically illiterate president since Herbert Hoover, so I don’t expect the effects to be very positive. Just in time to blame it all on his successor.

>>718649621
He shut down domestically produced energy, making us reliant on other nations, and all kinds of other bad policies. Well, he didn't, but I'm sure his autopen did.

>>718649741
You fucking clown. You're saying this after tariffs WORKED? Inflation being DOWN? Trump knows business because he's a business man. Like, of all the things to try to rake him over the coals, you chose the objectively wrong one to do.

>>718649872
Look up what Hoover did to fuck up the economy. I think you may notice a parallel.

>>718649817
The ending would make a good EDF mission.

>>718649970
And in the meantime, you won't research what Biden did wrong.
>"B-B-BUT IT WAS ALL TRUMP'S FAAAAAULT"
Liberals. Only know 1 trick.

>>718650072
lmao

>>718646192 (OP)
Oh shit that's cute
I'm going to McDonald's now, what's my order you ask?
Double filet-o-fish add pickle, 6 piece nug with ranch + sweet and sour, and then I ask the old lady at the window for as much ketchup as she can give me so I can use it later at home on my own burgs

>>718649872
inflation were already going down under biden
also tariffs increase the cost of goods
FULL STOP
companies bought a shit load of goods before they went into affect, its about now when we should be seeing prices start going up as a results of tariffs
no company is going to start building factories in America(which trump said would happen) because these tariffs are not going to last for more then 5 years

you're the embodiment of the Dunning–Kruger effect

you might want to look in a mirror before calling people clowns

>>718647258
>artisan burgers

As far as I've seen, they stopped doing that 'gourmet' range shit for a good while now.

>>718647258
>because no one is having kids.
gonna be that way until the economy is fixed, and it will only be fixed when wealth is taxed

>>718647258
>missed out on being a whore
that's a good thing!

>>718647335
>noooo the cat working at mvdonald is not biblically accurate, it's not realistic!!!
Fucking retard

>>718647590
> 300,000 missing kids
There are over ninety million (90,000,000) heads of cattle in the U.S. at this very moment.
Cattle have a natural life span of almost 20 years. Raised as food, they live less than 2 before being slaughtered. That means, on average, forty-five million cows are turned into beef every year.
The idea they would have to kidnap children to fuel the machine that feeds you is laughable.
The machine is bigger than that. The machine so vast and cruel in its efficiency that most people refuse to comprehend it, or go mad (vegan) trying.

They put the kids in the nuggets, obviously.

>>718649817
This really happened

>>718646192 (OP)
I like how careful he is.

>>718646192 (OP)
>Eating food meant for customers
That's it, we're having chinese tonight