Thread 718649350

What video game is this?

>>718649350 (OP)
they use medieval italy, why is that?

some HOMM3 map

>>718649460
i meant never oops -facepalms- -.-

>>718649350 (OP)
Total War Warhammer 3

>>718649350 (OP)
Haiti/Dominican Republic just mirrored

Translate the name of your favourite game into your language and transcribe it here, I'll start

Metal Gear Solid 2 -> Metallicheskaya Shesteryonka Tvyordosti Dva

>>718649350 (OP)
that's a peñis

>>718649632
I've never seen Burga being important in any game ever

>>718649795
I've never seen it important in real life either

>>718649350 (OP)
Every fantasy game

Valkyria Chronicles

>>718649350 (OP)
>Evil country is a completely seperate continent
>Arabia Nights is also a completely seperate continent
this never happened

>>718649350 (OP)
FFXIV except it's sultanhoods and tribes of protagnia and the empire of antagnia is on the same landmass as protagnia

>>718649350 (OP)
>And then I made Antagnia... Bigger!

>>718649350 (OP)
Elder Scrolls (kind of)

>>718649350 (OP)
league of legends

>>718649350 (OP)
>le good guy and bad kingdoms are bad... because they just are ok?!?!?
And yet many of the most widely recognized systems are just that. Crazy isn't it?

>>718649350 (OP)
>>718651639
My issue with worlds like this and AGOT are the scale. It's presented like it's supposed to be most of the Known world and larger than the Americas + Eurasia but it always ends up feeling as small as Europe + Smaller Europe + Aus land in the south.

>>718649795
half-life?

>>718649350 (OP)
90% of jrpgs ever made

>>718652191
But in Elder Scrolls it isn't most of the known world, there's an entire continent that we never see

>>718649460
>>718649632
DQ3

>>718649350 (OP)
Chivalry 1/2 but that shit the bed already and the only active mod there is also now allowing cheating and hacking rather than doing anything about it.
> Agatha: King, God and Country WASP/Jews/Catholic factions. "The Good Guys" of the First Game.
> Masons: Populist Germans/Scandinavians who say no to long wars and taxations that strangle people's livelihoods. "The Bad Guys" of the First Game.
> Tenosia: Heathens of the sand tribes basically Persians who love the sciences and arts and weird throat shrieking. New faction to add more appeal to arabs.
Pretty much OP world map related.

Almost reminds me of the Butterlords map

>>718649470
kek, this

>>718649667
Dark Souls -> Dunkelseele

>>718649667
Russian? Some other slavshit language. Anyway.
> Tekken 5
Rautanyrkki 5.

>>718649350 (OP)
Final Fantasy Tactics used this exact map layout.

>>718654781
europe but rectangle

>>718654781
Armagan is such a hack

>>718655025
It's clearly Dunkle Seelen, Mohammed

>>718649667
age of empires 2: definitive edition -> Age of Empires Two: Definitive Edition

>>718650232
The upper right corner never made sense to me. I assume that's Turkey/Middle East in general, but towelheads hever invaded in hordes or tried to destroy civilisation. Ural Mountains make a bit more sense, but mongols haven't been trying to conquer the world for almost a milenium either. 2/10

>>718650971
Is it good?

>>718658104
>leave those hecking peaceful muslims alone
mhm

>>718649350 (OP)
>

>>718658224
They are separated from Europe by mountains and seas. They could (and should) nuke each other for all I care.

>>718658412
Dogshit bait. No more (you)s

>>718658412
The towelheads invaded Europe through Africa and the strait of Gibraltar, and yes- in hordes.

>Fantasy country with rolling hills and generic Fantasy towns with names like "Oldham" and "Stokington" that is obviously Great Britain
>Fantasy country with fancy architecture and NPCs with names like "Franck de Louvert" that is obviously France
>Fantasy snowy country that is obviously Imperial Russia
>Fantasy Asian country with the obligatory Muslim-esque nation and the one nation with pagodas and NPCs wearing yutakas that is obviously Japan
Why the fuck are Fantasy authors like this, why not just make historical fiction if you want to make a world so heavily inspired by real life?
Warhammer is the fucking worst example of this.

>>718657348
huh
I never noticed

>>718658860
If you're trying to tell a story there's no value in things being different just for the sake of things being different. Thin allegory isn't very creative but it saves time for both the creator, so he doesn't have to invent so much fake history, and for people engaging with the work, not having to spend so much time understanding who's who and what's what.

>>718649350 (OP)
Lol Spanish dong.
>>718649667
finashakeeji neeshri fantahe muburraji sraj jindi.

>>718649350 (OP)
>PROTAGNIA (formerly Prostania)

>>718660536
Formerly prostagma

>>718650232
>Spain
>arabian nights
kek

Video game maps for this feel?

>>718649667

Cruelty Squad - Vzvod Zhestokosti
Warhammer 40000 Dawn of War - Molotok Voiny 40000 Rassvet Voiny
Warlords Battlecry - Voennye Lordy Boevoi Plach

>>718662206
>volcano on the head
That volcano would have push him over, not go through him.

>>718649667
Okami -> Wolf (Gott)

>>718649350 (OP)
final fantasy XVI, but rotate the neutral place to west

>>718649667
Civilisation IV

>>718649350 (OP)
Real life.

>>718662397
>he doesn't sneeze magma
ngmi

>>718649350 (OP)
The protagonist land usually isn't a separate continent from the antagonist land. Usually, there's a big mountain range that separates the fertile "Empire" from the barren "Dark Wastes".

>>718649350 (OP)
looks like haiti and the dominican republic in thumbnail lol

>>718663476
Ok but imagine if they were separated by sea and the game was all about fantasy naval combat.

>>718649667
Satisfactory -> Satisfatório, Satisfábrica
The pun does not hold across language barriers.

>>718663639
Don't be silly, Orcs and other evil creatures don't like water.

>>718658104
>but towelheads hever invaded in hordes or tried to destroy civilisation
mass migration, that pic dates from mid-late 2010's
even election tourists have been around long enough they should know about the arab spring + migration crisis combo, how new are (You)?

>>718649667
>Kouen Itazura Simulator ver. Mako
Park Toucher Fantasy ver. Mako

>>718649460
>they (never) use medieval italy, why is that?
Medieval Italy had nothing interesting going on besides the Papacy. All the action was in Germany and Greece.

>>718649350 (OP)
Ys

>>718667121
>nothing interesting
Guelphs and Ghibellines shitflinging were peak medieval drama. Many of Shakespear's works are based on Italy just because how interesting it was at that time.

>>718657348
We don't badmouth Armagan or TaleWorlds here, you fucking rat.

>>718667485
We most certainly do
we badmouthed how long bannerlord took to come out
we badmouthed the lack of feasts
we badmouthed the slow updates

>>718649350 (OP)
Ace Combat sometimes methinks
tbqh I never really truly know what's going on in their world maps

>>718663639
Would there be evil skeleton pirates?

>>718670149
But skeletons don't need boats.

>>718670190
What if the skeletons were the boats?

>>718670190
Skeletons need boats for the same reason people need cars

>>718670224
Does that mean people need boats for the same reason skeletons need cars?

>>718670281
Gotta rattle fast

>>718649350 (OP)
sex