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Anonymous No.718650931 >>718650992 >>718651316 >>718651708 >>718651757 >>718652076 >>718652315 >>718652968 >>718654238 >>718654716 >>718655850 >>718655890 >>718655961 >>718656402 >>718657289 >>718657595 >>718660030 >>718660560 >>718660764 >>718661137 >>718664021 >>718665037 >>718665172 >>718665250 >>718665849 >>718665926 >>718667152 >>718669543 >>718674268 >>718675558 >>718679227 >>718679440 >>718679448 >>718681669 >>718687382 >>718689369 >>718690285 >>718690535 >>718690789 >>718692158 >>718693007
*dad walks in*
Anonymous No.718650992 >>718651385 >>718655096 >>718667389
>>718650931 (OP)
Well I guess since you have chosen this ending your dad should know by now that you're faggot
Anonymous No.718651316 >>718654186 >>718655989 >>718664246 >>718682238
>>718650931 (OP)
>stays and watches
>"game looks pretty cool whats it called?"
based dad
Anonymous No.718651385 >>718651575 >>718678576 >>718680792
>>718650992
the devs chose to put it in the game
you chose to buy it, play it and support the devs
if your dad was around he would know you're gay, but now only your mom does
Anonymous No.718651575 >>718651976
>>718651385
It's an open world RPG with freedom of choice. You're free to not choose gay route.
Anonymous No.718651651 >>718652385 >>718657289 >>718666328
Best gay romance in /v/idya.
Anonymous No.718651708
>>718650931 (OP)
You need to be 18 to post here
Anonymous No.718651757 >>718664319
>>718650931 (OP)
I heard weird noises from my parents room last night and this morning my mom made a big breakfast (hasn’t done that in a while) and my dad wasn’t looking at me with complete disinterest and actually attempted conversing with me.
Anonymous No.718651976 >>718652317 >>718679153
>>718651575
Still weird that theres no mention of Henry being gay in the 1st game, but the devs haphazardly inserted a gay route in 2 because dei. Hmmm
Anonymous No.718652076 >>718652696
>>718650931 (OP)
>*Dad walks in*
>"Oh I see you ARE winning my son. ;)"
Anonymous No.718652315 >>718664319
>>718650931 (OP)
>Dad walks in
>"Wanna try that in real life? ;)"
>Vomit
>Dad leaves howling with laughter
Anonymous No.718652317
>>718651976
If 1 was more like 2 I wonder if the monastery quest would be super homoerotic
Anonymous No.718652385 >>718652614 >>718690942
>>718651651
Might also be the best romance in vidya, gay or not.
Anonymous No.718652614 >>718653910
>>718652385
Fair point. Still even after six months after released. I am stunned that Warhorse entertained the idea and delivered on it. I don't think any other developer would even dare try having it's main male leads get in a romantic relationship. Even if it's an optional path.
Anonymous No.718652696
>>718652076
>the joke is he's... le gay!
wow. powerfvl.
Anonymous No.718652968 >>718653136
>>718650931 (OP)
The most astroturfed and fotm westslop ever. Besides bg3
Anonymous No.718653136
>>718652968
Puh-lease. Everyone on this board was praising it as the second coming of Christ before they found out about the romance and Musa's presence.
Anonymous No.718653184 >>718653234
>He starts jerking off with me
Anonymous No.718653234
>>718653184
>and that's how leftists are born
Anonymous No.718653257 >>718653661 >>718657521
gay already existed in first game, the real problem was we waz king & hooked nose tribe tho
Anonymous No.718653661
>>718653257
what were the hidden replies anon?
Anonymous No.718653685 >>718657289
Anonymous No.718653910 >>718654532
>>718652614
Yeah, that was pretty ballsy of them. Burgers like to prattle on about DEI this and that but it was actually a Czech developer who implemented the first gay vidya romance between two male leads, where the male love interest eclipses the female ones in terms of relevance and presence in the story.
Anonymous No.718654058
You can choose not to be gay like in real life. Did you chose to be gay IRL?
Anonymous No.718654186 >>718665902
>>718651316
based molested anon
Anonymous No.718654223
Ohw boy. A kcd2 thread on /vpol/
Anonymous No.718654238 >>718654656
>>718650931 (OP)
My dad would probably beat me with a rock
Anonymous No.718654532 >>718656465
>>718653910
>Burgers like to prattle on about DEI this and that but it was actually a Czech developer who implemented the first gay vidya romance between two male leads, where the male love interest eclipses the female ones in terms of relevance and presence in the story.
What stops any other team from taking the next step? Particularly Western developers. Is it simply just out fear of homophobic backlash? Or do they feel comfortable just giving lesbians a bone because it's more "palatable"?
Anonymous No.718654656 >>718654682
>>718654238
are you a muslim
Anonymous No.718654682
>>718654656
No I'm Italian
Anonymous No.718654716 >>718654948
>>718650931 (OP)
Do you think the actors had to mocap this? I thought they looked pretty uncomfortable in the early promotion material.
Rupee No.718654743 >>718655238
OH SHIT IM SORRY
Anonymous No.718654859 >>718664606
Why is it always gay human porn with you people? Humans are disgusting, it's gay furry porn that I want.
Anonymous No.718654907 >>718655043 >>718655387
Henry is not gay
He has relationship with women
and sex with Hans
Anonymous No.718654948 >>718655045 >>718655205
>>718654716
>Do you think the actors had to mocap this?
They already confirmed they did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch/W0KMsAuBMPo
>I thought they looked pretty uncomfortable in the early promotion material.
Anon, these actors have performed roles in which they are intimate with other men. It's not that serious.
Anonymous No.718655043
>>718654907
WELL I GOT NEWTH FOR YOU
Anonymous No.718655045
>>718654948
Henry is clearly hiding his lips so the kiss isn't real.
Anonymous No.718655096 >>718655246 >>718664780 >>718665732 >>718683118 >>718691260
>>718650992
>you have chosen this ending
to be fair the first time you get a prompt for this outcome it's heavely masked as simply being friends. Anyone normal and without knowledge of games would be shocked that normal dialogue choices meant to represent friends end up in faggotry.
Case in point my brother who doesn't play many games and when I showed him the heart beside the dialogue choice he simply tought it was a weird way to show that you were chosing the best answer.
It still makes zero sense in the game to have the possibility to do so.
Anonymous No.718655136
Your only choice is a Cuman cumrag who is as old as yer mum or your best buttbuddy

It's not gay if its Hans
Anonymous No.718655147 >>718659914 >>718660032
>joker
>jews find out that chuds like joker
>make it gay
>kdc 1
>jews find out that chuds like kdc1
>make it gay
>add a mudslime subhuman monkey nigger for good measure
Anonymous No.718655205 >>718655383
>>718654948
Wow I didn't know he was so into gay stuff. He didn't seem like the type at all.
Anonymous No.718655238
>>718654743
Sorry for what? You taught me not be ashamed of my dick.
Anonymous No.718655246 >>718655537
>>718655096
>it's heavely masked as simply being friends.
Anonymous No.718655383
>>718655205
One Tom McKay's first roles in film, he played an a tertiary character that was shagging with another man in the woods.
https://x.com/tommk_archive/status/1929176112040423573
Anonymous No.718655387
>>718654907
True, nothing gay about having sex with men
Anonymous No.718655537 >>718665594
>>718655246
>waaah there's an option on the screen that I don't like and in no way forced to choose and could just ignore I'm going insane
First RPG?
Anonymous No.718655694 >>718655773 >>718655789 >>718655905 >>718659389 >>718662147
>they add gay couple
>fandom instantly and blatantly fall to fujohell and all of fanart now is some quirky chink girl's fujo fantasy
Anonymous No.718655756 >>718655881 >>718655937
>see the option of becoming gay on screen
>simply don't pick it
It's quite literally that easy
Anonymous No.718655773
>>718655694
Anonymous No.718655789
>>718655694
Ok, you dont ha e yo engage with that so it is kind of a you problem
Anonymous No.718655850
>>718650931 (OP)
Anyone who played either of these mediocre turds already raised a flaming tralala man so he'd be fine with it.
Anonymous No.718655881 >>718657460
>>718655756
Do you really think the Hansry seethers actually played the game?
Anonymous No.718655890
>>718650931 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH CHRISTKEK GAME THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
CHRIST IS KING CHRIST IS KING
Anonymous No.718655901
>see the option of becoming gay in an ad
>simply don't buy the game
even easier
Anonymous No.718655905 >>718655942
>>718655694
Clearly you've not been looking. At least the lot of these artists have talent.
Anonymous No.718655937
>>718655756
No bro please the only thing that stops me from going to gay content is it not being available please bro if there is a button for it I can't help myself!
You have to restrict societies freedoms and liberties due to my inability to not press the gay sex button!
Anonymous No.718655942
>>718655905
I wanna drown in Kats chest
Anonymous No.718655961
>>718650931 (OP)
You'd be a bigger faggot because you dont even have to take the gay route.
Anonymous No.718655989
>>718651316
I'm sorry your dad raped you.
Anonymous No.718656238
>first game had no lefty bullshit to the point it was reviled as a "right wing christian game" by journalists and faggots on twitter
>second game just undoes all of that and refuses to announce they did woke nonsense until the last minute
>"tee hee, look at all the, sales I guess you were wrong about the woke shit after all~
Very disingenuous way to shill your game. Why would the dev do this? Oh wait, nvm I checked his early life.
Anonymous No.718656402 >>718657324
>>718650931 (OP)
>arguably the biggest manwhore in the game
>can't stop trying to score with any woman he sees
>suddenly a faggot
why do faggots and women think men can't be good friends without being gay?
Anonymous No.718656465 >>718657126
>>718654532
They know making your male mc a faggot would result in a huge hit in sales.
Anonymous No.718656630 >>718656905 >>718657017
KCD II made me hate gay people. Any discussion about the game on /v/ is immideately taken over by hans-shippers. Most pictures in the thread are about Henry and Hans crust-busting or puke-tongueing. The game itself? Not talked about at all.
Anonymous No.718656905 >>718657060
>>718656630
>implying it wasn't the thousands of threads seething about the optional gay romance or the one black NPC that ruined the threads
Discussion was never an option here, that has nothing to do with gay people.
But considering you use "crust-busting" you enjoy larping as gay scat fetishists in /tv/ threads anyway so your claim was dishonest from the beginning.
Anonymous No.718657017 >>718657060 >>718691354
>>718656630
>crust-busting
Still spreading that misinfo? We all know they played with their swords.
Anonymous No.718657060 >>718657154
>>718656905
>Discussion was never an option here, that has nothing to do with gay people
>nothing to do with gay people
Fuck off. You freaks get off on the shame. I know what you are like. There is a reason this thread is on /v/ and there is no "favorite gay romances in vidya" general thread on /lgbt/. You like that your sexual preferences are disgusting to normal people.

>But considering you use "crust-busting" you enjoy larping as gay scat fetishists in /tv/ threads anyway so your claim was dishonest from the beginning.
I am going to bust your crust, gay-boy. I am not going to brush my teeth for 2 weeks and give you a sloppy puke-kiss.

>>718657017
I think they went butt-to-butt to do the worm-scissor.
Anonymous No.718657126 >>718657198
>>718656465
>a huge hit in sales.
Sure, Jan.
Anonymous No.718657154 >>718657289 >>718657586
>>718657060
I hate being the one to tell you but having cropped images of poorly drawn anime sluts on your pc is more disgusting to normal people than being gay.
Anonymous No.718657198 >>718657230
>>718657126
Learn to read.
Anonymous No.718657230
>>718657198
Back at you.
Anonymous No.718657289 >>718657530 >>718664260 >>718664961 >>718666108 >>718682982 >>718687309 >>718692376
>>718657154
Did the worms also give you cute aggression syndrome? Is that why you fags turn into pedos and zoophiles, because cute puppies and babies make you mad and you want to violate them, give them pain?

No, freak, cute anime girls do not cause aggression or disgust in people. But this shit:
>>718653685
>>718651651
>>718650931 (OP)
is like seeing two maggots giving birth to normal people. It's scientifically proven that straight men have the same stress response as seeing something really disgusting like feces, a bloated human corpse or maggots, when seeing fags like you kiss. That is how disgusting you are. You guys are scat-fetishists.
Anonymous No.718657324 >>718657401
>>718656402
Anonymous No.718657401 >>718657513
>>718657324
I_didnt_play_the_game.jpg
Anonymous No.718657460 >>718657636
>>718655881
Not him but lolno, /pol/niggers have no actual interest in games and don't play games. They just complain about them, they're literally the modern equivalent off buttmat soccermoms or christcucks complaining about games, with the added drawback of shitting up /v/ heavily which makes them far more annoying.
Anonymous No.718657513 >>718657592
>>718657401
I bet you haven't.
Anonymous No.718657521
>>718653257
>femboy tranny Pushing the cart where would you take me half-life Gamergate.png
Anonymous No.718657530 >>718657796
>>718657289
Naw /pol/cuck. Follow your leader and blow your brains out
Anonymous No.718657586
>>718657154
fucking textbook, lmao
Anonymous No.718657592
>>718657513
I have and that's why I know those text prompts have nothing to do with either of them being gay.
Anonymous No.718657595
>>718650931 (OP)
cocks gaysex
Anonymous No.718657636 >>718657737 >>718657790
>>718657460
>tranime poster
opinion disregarded
Anonymous No.718657737
>>718657636
>calling it tranime
Lol newfag tourist spotted.
Opinion discarded.
Anonymous No.718657790
>>718657636
Anime is the soul of 4chan, but election tourists like you wouldn't know that.
Anonymous No.718657795
Anonymous No.718657796
>>718657530
trump is still alive doe unlike this guy
Anonymous No.718657974
I will now summon even more seething /vpol/tards by mentioning Musa
Anonymous No.718658204 >>718658283
ragebaiting in the big 25 :skull: :wilted_flower:
Anonymous No.718658283 >>718658630 >>718665090
>>718658204
Oh this guy is mad
Anonymous No.718658630
>>718658283
?
Anonymous No.718659389
>>718655694
yeah that's why I fucking hate chinks
Anonymous No.718659914 >>718660309
>>718655147
Damn shame, game was fun otherwise but the retarded jewish persecution narrative and kang mudslime sitting in on catholic church affairs for no reason whatsoever other than to make the game more jewish was really pathetic and kiked
Anonymous No.718660030 >>718660117 >>718660231
>>718650931 (OP)
why are western β€œdevelopers” like this? its so fucking tiresome.
Anonymous No.718660032
>>718655147
>>joker
>>jews find out that chuds like joker
>>make it gay
joker is fucking gay from the start you fucking retarded ranjeesh rancid shithole nigger ass spic motherdead chink whore jap seamonkey whore go fucking kill yourself or I will rape you to gut
Anonymous No.718660117
>>718660030
The guy is jewish
Anonymous No.718660231 >>718660397
>>718660030
Why are you like this? You are tiresome.
Anonymous No.718660309
>>718659914
In every quest at first you can choose to do whatever you want, then later you can't refuse to help the kikes or even complain about it, and then you can't refuse to help the nigger or even complain about it. Really forced and retarded. Most hilarious thing was the DEI kike writing that the rabbi came to give away free money, I couldn't believe that shit lol
Anonymous No.718660397 >>718660440
>>718660231
You lost jew every single thing you spitefully jew up spawns a bunch of more people who notice your behavior.
Anonymous No.718660403 >>718660448 >>718660495 >>718674258 >>718682421 >>718695260
>have a 10mil fans, cultivated over 7 years
>literally made by people glazing KCD1 for having a straight white man protag and the refusal of devs to add niggers to the game
>add gays, jews and niggers to KCD2
>immediately lose 70% of your fanbase
>have sales grind to a halt
Will never stop being funny.
Anonymous No.718660440 >>718660507
>>718660397
So you have no idea why you are like this? Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.718660448 >>718660562
>>718660403
I didn't buy it and never will, even on sale.
Anonymous No.718660495 >>718660551 >>718660723
>>718660403
>make schizo babble post with outright fake information just to post your own screenshots
Awkward shit.
Anonymous No.718660507 >>718660572
>>718660440
Your behavior, I just explained it
Anonymous No.718660551
>>718660495
Seethe jew lose another billion quick that will teach us
Anonymous No.718660560 >>718695260
>>718650931 (OP)
I'm a Christian gay and I unironically refuse to play this game because of Musa and its portrayal of Islam, as well as the fact that Vavra is an anti-Christian atheist cringelord as per his Tweets.
Anonymous No.718660562 >>718660610
>>718660448
loser
Anonymous No.718660572 >>718660610
>>718660507
Explain to the class the behaviour you are definitely aware of and not imagining.
Anonymous No.718660610
>>718660562
>>718660572
Lol seething kikes
Anonymous No.718660723
>>718660495
>WRONG WRONG WRONG
>NAH NAH NAH NAH
Anonymous No.718660764 >>718661101
>>718650931 (OP)
Wokeslop
Anonymous No.718660819 >>718660984
>forced gay romance and retconning of straight character
Gayer than BG3
Anonymous No.718660984
>>718660819
>forced
play the game nigger
Anonymous No.718661101
>>718660764
I take issue with Musa, Judeophilia and Vavra's anti-Christian sentiments but monogamous committal faggotry is based and the sooner the religious right (of which I am part) realizes this the sooner it will win the culture war.
Anonymous No.718661137
>>718650931 (OP)
yo das geyy
Anonymous No.718661243
Huge LGBT+ fan and no problem with people being gay but Hans is such an insufferable asshole so seeing anyone kiss him without being forced or at least paid is upsetting.
Anonymous No.718662147 >>718662183 >>718664412
>>718655694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8PKP0K1Hf8&list=RDX8PKP0K1Hf8&start_radio=1&pp=ygULYmczIGNhcnRvb26gBwE%3D
Anon, gook, chink, jap, any asianwomen's shit'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''art''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''make everything even gayer
The only good art they've never done is kui ryoko's baldur's gate portrait mod and still her manga 'dungeon meshi' was one of the most gayest dipshit ever read in fantasy settings, still billions miles better than any isekaislops, just saying,
in short, asians usually fucking shit at fantasy setting, Only Lodoss War was kino, Slayers was kinda good, and Berserk was fucking rancid dogshit
Anonymous No.718662183
>>718662147
*ever
Anonymous No.718664021 >>718665412
>>718650931 (OP)
>It's OK with me that you're gay, son.
>>b.. but dad I'm no...
>Shh, son. It's OK. I understand.
Anonymous No.718664246
>>718651316
Anonymous No.718664260
>>718657289
>It's scientifically proven that straight men have the same stress response as seeing something really disgusting like feces
Of course I feel disgust, since I'm not attracted to men. The disgust I feel is no different than watching two straight people I'm attracted to having sex. I don't want to fuck a dude and I don't want to fuck some fat stinky bitch. So it is not an issue of sexuality or a reason to treat anybody differently.
Anonymous No.718664319
>>718651757
Interesting. Do you think those things are related? Maybe a raccoon or something snuck in!

>>718652315
Can't believe you blew your chance like that. What a loser
Anonymous No.718664412
>>718662147
bg3 is already topnotch lgbtq and she 'added' gayness into that, kinda impressive ngl
now I get it why supreme leader want to nuke that shithole
Anonymous No.718664606
>>718654859
No one wants to have sex with animals you sick fuck
Anonymous No.718664780 >>718668515
>>718655096
>when I showed him the heart beside the dialogue choice he simply tought it was a weird way to show that you were chosing the best answer.
Which you are my ESL friend
Anonymous No.718664961 >>718678846
>>718657289
You were clearly raped by a dude, if fags make you seethe THIS hard
Anonymous No.718665037
>>718650931 (OP)
>great game, enjoyed by all, everyone wanted more
>quick, make the protagonist a faggot!
I'm only disappointed I gave that kike VΓ‘vra the benefit of the doubt.
Anonymous No.718665090
>>718658283
Sybau
Anonymous No.718665172
>>718650931 (OP)
>incels shilled this woke game for years
Anonymous No.718665250
>>718650931 (OP)
Wonder how he came back to life and probably gun him down because I will not become a zombie
Anonymous No.718665412
>>718664021
>After all, I'm gay too.
Anonymous No.718665594 >>718665780
>>718655537
The existence of the option means the other party is willing, retard. That's the problem.
Anonymous No.718665732
>>718655096
Your brother is a retard
Anonymous No.718665780 >>718666215
>>718665594
How is that a problem?
Anonymous No.718665849
>>718650931 (OP)
>are you topping, son?
Anonymous No.718665902
>>718654186
lol
Anonymous No.718665926
>>718650931 (OP)
Someone post the hentai pasta where the guy is talking to his mom, but change it up to fit this picture
Anonymous No.718666053
>You were also tricked in to being gay against your will son? God damn those poles
Anonymous No.718666108 >>718678846
>>718657289
I like how you write the same way every time and use the same talking points every time.
How long have you been doing this for? And yes, I know it's you.
At some point you have to go with Occam's Razor and admit you're a closet homosexual. No straight person, not even a straight homophobe, would be this obsessed.
Anonymous No.718666215 >>718666957 >>718667214
>>718665780
Knowing that your best friend is a fag who's always thinking about being fucked in the ass by you, just waiting for you to make the first move, changes how I look at him.
Anonymous No.718666328 >>718666417 >>718666806
>>718651651
I'm fascinated how the sequel to the trad game, somehow became an esrnest gay lovestory. Was this always planned? I wonder what the BTS stuff is like.
Anonymous No.718666417
>>718666328
Your "traditions" are like 5 seconds old and were made up by an inbred hick doodling over the Bible with McDonalds ketchup.
Gay sex is traditional.
Anonymous No.718666806
>>718666328
Same situation as Joker. Perhaps it wasn't supposed to be a rug pull, but the powers that be decided otherwise.
Anonymous No.718666957
>>718666215
Sounds like a personal problem
Anonymous No.718667152 >>718681423
>>718650931 (OP)
People who defend this shit always say
>"You chose the dialogue option, chud."
But never acknowledge that Hans was a womanizer in the entire first game. Nothing implied he swung both ways, that he was a hedonist that enjoyed participating in sexual activities that went beyond social norms, or that he was closeted and may have had homo lust for Henry.
This scene is bad because it drastically changes characterization of Hans that we knew from KCD1, and worse yet, was based on a real person.
Anonymous No.718667214
>>718666215
It makes it beautiful and wholesome actually. He's a masculine man who fully conforms to the social roles expected of men without any faggy bullshit but develops romantic feelings for his best friend and turns gay for him

it's extremely hot, especially if they both start out as straight and become gay for each other
Anonymous No.718667389 >>718667702
>>718650992
>there's a nugget of shit in your soup, just chose not to eat it mkay?
Anonymous No.718667702 >>718668523
>>718667389
The nugget of shit was clearly marked as optional on the menu, so why did you order it?
Anonymous No.718668515 >>718672071
>>718664780
Where did you download that artwork into your phone to show off to strangers friend?
Anonymous No.718668523
>>718667702
Pretty sure I can't buy a faggotless version of the game
Anonymous No.718669543 >>718671959
>>718650931 (OP)
>i really like kcd2
>go to the general to see if people are posting secrets of the game or nice looking armors to get
>they only post about the gay romance
you fags are the problem, not the game
Anonymous No.718671717
I don't get how straightoids don't want to marry and have sex with their best bros. If you really love your friend why don't you want him inside you?
Anonymous No.718671959
>>718669543
it's 2025 and people haven't figured out generals are just containment threads, huh...
Anonymous No.718672071
>>718668515
Why, the land of the 34th rule of course.
Gwen poster. No.718674258 >>718678702
>>718660403
what do you think about the the sales of BG3??
Anonymous No.718674268
>>718650931 (OP)
Yeah and who picked that weird route?
You, tard
Anonymous No.718674356 >>718675963
>pick gay romance
>get gay romance
wow
Anonymous No.718675558
>>718650931 (OP)
not my fault, blame the game
Anonymous No.718675963 >>718687231
>>718674356
Then how come it didn't work in Rebirth?
Anonymous No.718676643 >>718676845 >>718677762
Imagine if you went to your favorite after it had a remodel, but now there's a restroom and at anytime you could just walk in, take a turd for a toilet, and eat it.
Would you tell me to just not eat shit from the restroom? That's what you sound like when you defend this wokeslop...
Anonymous No.718676845
>>718676643
ESL trvke.
Anonymous No.718677230
Remember when one marketing firm convinced all the internet soii-right, including 90% of 4chan, that this fat manlet soiiboy urbanite with a groomed beard was a right-wing traditionalist extremist by just posting a picture of him holding a beer mug?

I still remember.
Anonymous No.718677464
This is all it took for white nationalists and fundamentalist retards to think that this jewish gay fat manlet was starting a right-wing revolution in gaming.
Anonymous No.718677762 >>718678496
>>718676643
I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say. You don't have to go in the bathroom and you definitely don't need to shit and eat it. You can just go to your restaurant and eat a normal meal at a normal table.
Anonymous No.718678496
>>718677762
Appeal to not eating shit fallacy.
Anonymous No.718678576
>>718651385
Anonymous No.718678702 >>718679862
>>718674258
I would love to see them one day
Anonymous No.718678846
>>718664961
No, I just apparentely used to look like a "twink", when I was younger, which made fags constantly harass and solicit me for sex. This should be illegal.

>>718666108
Sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. You fell in love with another anon, I am not whoever you think I am.
Anonymous No.718679107 >>718679323 >>718680308
I'm tired of evil parasites trying to convince me friendship is gay.
Anonymous No.718679153 >>718680690
>>718651976
How is it weird? They wanted an easy sell of a first game so they did a marketting tactic for terminally online white genocide fighters. Once they got the bucks for that, they decided to broaden the market to whoever other person would be desperate enough to buy the game for being given breadcrumbs as long as it remained consistent enough with the tone.

Morale of the story is both chuds and twittertrannies have no standards and will throw their money at whatever pretends to cater them so long as it makes the other side mad.
And then people like you will go on the internet and blame the jews, the gays, the trannies or the rightwingoids while the companies laugh and use your piles of money to jerk off chinesse whores.
Anonymous No.718679227 >>718679603 >>718679706
>>718650931 (OP)
>Are you gay, son?
Anonymous No.718679323 >>718679936
>>718679107
Why do you care? You have never experience either anyway.
Anonymous No.718679440
>>718650931 (OP)
I remember everyone denying the gay shit after some arab country banned the game before release
Anonymous No.718679448
>>718650931 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntaR1JFN8Gk
Anonymous No.718679603
>>718679227
Bearded hans is so stupidly cute.
Anonymous No.718679706
>>718679227
>Why do you wanna fuck me, dad?
Anonymous No.718679862 >>718683260
>>718678702
Want what about sucess of kcd2?
Anonymous No.718679936 >>718680563
>>718679323
>You have never experience either anyway
Projecting ESL.
Anonymous No.718680308 >>718680860
>>718679107
You already have thousands of games where friendship isn't gay
Anonymous No.718680563 >>718680886
>>718679936
"Accurate assumption typo-guy", such as it were. Your behaviour makes it apparent.
Anonymous No.718680690
>>718679153
/thread
Anonymous No.718680792 >>718681796
>>718651385
lel, i love this sorta histronic shit. this guy, is so straight, so absolutely heterosexual that if he plays a videogame with even the slightest hint of homosexuality hes gonna be hoovering dick by sun down like its water and hes in the desert?

goddamn my dude. thats ruff.
Anonymous No.718680860 >>718681218
>>718680308
Doesn't matter. One gay friendship spoils the bunch.
Anonymous No.718680886 >>718681214
>>718680563
You talk like a bot.
Anonymous No.718681214
>>718680886
grim
Anonymous No.718681218 >>718681490
>>718680860
Than video games aren't for you, unc
Anonymous No.718681310
My dad walked in during this scene in Heavy Rain
https://youtu.be/TzHzfOxEyQ8
Anonymous No.718681423
>>718667152
If you've ever been close to someone deep in the closet, you'd know that Hans's characterization is on point.
Anonymous No.718681490 >>718681872
>>718681218
Sybau and it's "then" not "than" learn to English zoomer
Anonymous No.718681669
>>718650931 (OP)
I have to be honest guys, turning a white heterosexual christian in medieval europe into a sodomite was a little too much.
Anonymous No.718681796 >>718682090 >>718682561
>>718680792
>you should play games about sucking cock to prove it won't make you gay
Sounds pretty gay tbqhwy
Anonymous No.718681872 >>718682143
>>718681490
Okay, then video games aren't for you, unc. Better?
Anonymous No.718682090
>>718681796
I mean I know little bait is needed to keep the thread afloat, but come on.
Anonymous No.718682143
>>718681872
Yes
Anonymous No.718682238 >>718682480
>>718651316
>Godless dad
>Raised Godless son
Anonymous No.718682421
>>718660403
>Dragonirian
Isn't this the guy who thinks the Japanese are literally magical beings that can unlock hidden parts of games and tried to sue FromSoft over Elden Ring?
Anonymous No.718682480
>>718682238
Anonymous No.718682561 >>718682725
>>718681796
yes this. like if you played grand theft auto san andreas, your a raging faggot because the devs put rainbow flags in los santos and you get a dildo shoved up your asshole by catalina. we can agree on this
Anonymous No.718682725 >>718683346
>>718682561
Wait does that mean you become heterosexual the moment you play anything else for a split second?
All those dumb bitches getting hatecrimed could have just pulled out a Stellar Blade case and yelled TRAP CARD before the deed and gotten away. Fucking casuals.
Anonymous No.718682982 >>718684026
>>718657289
Why is that you malformed, socially stunted, sex-starved subhumans can't stop thinking about shit, human/animal sex, troons and child rape? It actually DOMINATES your tiny little brown minds.
Anonymous No.718683118 >>718683428
>>718655096
How do you not get the appeal?

The idea behind the romance is that they're both "straight" but begin to question their sexuality due to the sheer depth and intimacy of their friendship until they go gay for each other. They realize that they cannot transcend all barriers of intimacy to elevate their friendship to the highest possible point unless they unite bodily.

If you go through the gay romance they even say that they're still attracted to women. They're straight and exclusively gay for each other. They're not into other men.
Anonymous No.718683260 >>718683490
>>718679862
I would not call losing 70% of the fanbase nurtured by KCD1 a success.
Anonymous No.718683346 >>718683617
>>718682725
yes exactly. fuckln casuals. and if you need to be bisexual for a moment, just whip out the yoshis island snes cartridge
Anonymous No.718683428 >>718683550
>>718683118
>They are not into other men.
I mean.
You can fuck other men in the game, so your straight guys will totally fuck me if I befriend them fetish-delusion can just be a thing you keep to yourself at that point.
Anonymous No.718683490 >>718683953
>>718683260
well its a good thing you dont run a business lmao. oh no. 70% of the smaller, previous fanbase. without them kcd2's sales went from "way more then kcd1" to "still way more the kcd1". the horror
Anonymous No.718683550 >>718683873
>>718683428
If you romance hans he shares a story about 2 "gay" knights who pick up maidens together though. Your player character can be gay perhaps, but Hans is not.
Anonymous No.718683617 >>718684053
>>718683346
Okay I know you are making this one hard to guess just to get questions about it, but obviously you are going to have to tell me what makes Yoshi's Island specifically bisexual.
Is it... is it the egg vore? Birdo? The non-specified yoshi genders?
Anonymous No.718683873 >>718684007
>>718683550
... Until they realize they want to fuck each other, and then they don't pull any maidens at all.
There may be some sort of SEXUALITY IS FLUID~ story out there, but this one is not. The point he makes is, "turns out we have been fooling around with girls together and that made me realize what I like about it the whole thing is doing it with you, not the wenches."
They might be bisexual after that, or what have you, but there is no convoluted straight-but-like-in-a-bromance-so-no-homo angle.
Anonymous No.718683953
>>718683490
To my knowledge, KCD1 sold 10mil by gradually climbing trough the word of mouth over 7 years, while kcd2 just got 3mil and the sales just stopped, with the only damage control regarding it being
>they are working, chud
Which is actually hilarious.
Anonymous No.718684004
*dad walks in*
Anonymous No.718684007 >>718684151
>>718683873
My take is that your player character is playersexual and Hans is straight pending gay-but-just-for-you conversion

He doesn't imply the knights in his story ever lose their heterosexual attraction
Anonymous No.718684026
>>718682982
worms
Anonymous No.718684053 >>718684302
>>718683617
nah it was just the first game that popped into mind for "weird fanbase", but now that i think about it, yes, birdo is the perfect example, so im gonna steal that and pretend that was my meta joke in the first place.
Anonymous No.718684151 >>718684308
>>718684007
And that is called denial.
If that gets you off, go for it. As long as it doesn't shock you that nobody agrees, because it's a bit too silly.
Anonymous No.718684302
>>718684053
Bamboozled again. But if anything fits the bisexual tone is a pink gender-confused blowjob machine, so perhaps a worthy conclusion.
Anonymous No.718684308 >>718684497
>>718684151
I'm never going to play the game because I hate Musa and its portrayal of Islam as enlightened, but my theory does get me off so I'm shilling it.
Anonymous No.718684497
>>718684308
I feel like most people miss the fact he is supposed to come off as a high-horsed coping douchebag that is trying to play it cool while being abroad so he can get into places.
But I digress, it's not like that makes negroman a good addition regardless.
Anonymous No.718687231 >>718689253
>>718675963
Cause there was no gay romance.
Anonymous No.718687309
>>718657289
>ive seen a handsome man as a kid and it made me feel funny. so now i have a skull tattoo and i break stuff to look tough and to supress my faggotry.
Imagine still being in the closet in 2025
Anonymous No.718687382 >>718689298
>>718650931 (OP)
I never made gay choices in any rpg. I managed that shit like in minesweeper
Anonymous No.718689253 >>718689586 >>718690427
>>718687231
Wrong
Anonymous No.718689298
>>718687382
You would have to be autistic to ever do a "gay choice" in an RPG other than the kind spawned out of literal coding bugs like Gale's MAGIC TRICK (it's his dick), so at least you got that going for you. Not autistic.
Anonymous No.718689369
>>718650931 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
Anonymous No.718689586
>>718689253
It's still played as friendship for the most part.
Anonymous No.718690285
>>718650931 (OP)
*dad walks in and kisses you*
Anonymous No.718690427
>>718689253
Why did they make remake barret so absurdly barabait down to the details when he was at best comic relief before tho
>the fucking chest hair details
somehow still not gayer than Advent Children net shirt Barret, but still
Anonymous No.718690535
>>718650931 (OP)
I ship it
Anonymous No.718690789 >>718690875 >>718690923 >>718691026 >>718691084 >>718691156 >>718691180 >>718691354 >>718691850
>>718650931 (OP)

gay sex didn't exist in ancient times because there was no lube and no way to clean the ass with enemas
what gays did instead was just thig fucking, that is why gays of antiquity were obsessed with the smooth hairless thigs of young teenagers
butt sex was a total no no, it was just thig fucking
Anonymous No.718690875
>>718690789
I mean, regardless of debatable accuracy of the information... Did, did anyone ask this or were you just feeling like some buttsex trivia?
Anonymous No.718690923 >>718691193 >>718691416
>>718690789
Actually people would just kill you for being a faggot and the only ones who could get away with it were richfags, at least until somebody wanted to take them down so they exposed them as a faggot and had them killed. Kinda like today.
Anonymous No.718690942
>>718652385
LMAO holy fuck, the amount of corporate shilling you retards put out over faggot shit. Played like fucking fiddles and you clap like seals for it.
Sort your lives out
Anonymous No.718691026
>>718690789
I don't give a fuck about what faggotry they engaged in gayncient times. This is the now, time to get the fuck over it and move on.
Anonymous No.718691084
>>718690789
As an actual historian, this is correct.
However, you're missing a crucial element

Heterosexual men are culturally conditioned to suppress an innate urge otherwise dominant as a natural byproduct of attraction to neoteny, which defines femininity. Most human societies prior to the advent of Christendom and its cultural outgrowth in the form of colonization penetrating non-western civilizations with western institutions hence practiced bisexual pederasty, including China, India, Japan, Persia and the Greco-Roman world, but it was most often TO THE EXCLUSION of adult homosexuality, which was typically criminal or frowned upon. Plato refers to bisexual pederasty as stemming from excessive indulgence in heterosexual lust. Thebes was the sole exception in Greece that permitted adult homosexuality and it was seen as effeminate/faggy for it by other cities. There is even a novel that describes 2 actual gay teenagers who have to hide their relationship because it's not pederastic.
Anonymous No.718691156 >>718691308
>>718690789
>there was no lube
I mean, any oil works as a lubricant.
Anonymous No.718691180
>>718690789
This. Enemas weren't invented until the 15th century which is like 1983 at the earliest. All those Greek vases and other old timey depictions of gayness are lies
Anonymous No.718691193
>>718690923
>anon thinks the average degenerate commoner with the IQ of a potatoe went out of his way to light pyres for suspected buttfuckings out of personal hatred and moral upstandingness
Kek
Anonymous No.718691260
>>718655096
Sounds like being a fucking retard runs in the family
Anonymous No.718691308 >>718692178
>>718691156
Please. Next you'll say they could use any kind of water like spit or a bath.

Just accept it was impossible to be gay until the 1980s when aids was invented
Anonymous No.718691354
>>718690789
They didn't have anal sex though? >>718657017
But with that aside it did occur, you heard of buggery laws?
Anonymous No.718691416 >>718692562
>>718690923
Only true in parts of Europe. Medieval Galicia had gay marriages and Byzantium/Orthodox Slavs mostly tolerated forms of homosexual and homoromantic affection that did not involve anal penetration. Want me to post sources?

Russia and Byzantium tolerated open adult homosexuality (in Russia until the reign of Peter the great, who westernized it). Some libshits claim Islam also did but you were only allowed to defile boys in Islamic cultures, not have consensual romantic relationships with adult men.
Anonymous No.718691850 >>718691934 >>718692074
>>718690789
Nigger there are poem's written about young boy's smooth thighs and how good it feels to put your pp between them
Anonymous No.718691934 >>718692074
>>718691850
Not him but you have to recognize that attraction to neoteny is a heterosexual male impulse not shared by most homosexual men. Only boyfucking was permitted while adult homosexuality was seen as aberrant for this reason.
Anonymous No.718692074
>>718691850
>>718691934
That's called intercrural btw, it wasn't anal. Anal was practiced with social inferiors such as slaves, not citizen boys. It was also practiced outside of cultural protocol as a common form of antisocial custom violation.
Anonymous No.718692158
>>718650931 (OP)
>OH MY SCIENCE! IS THAT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE GAY INTERCOURSE???
>Dad, what?
>PASS THE CONTROLLER SON! I'M GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE!
Anonymous No.718692178
>>718691308
The Bible disproves this
Anonymous No.718692376
>>718657289
>heh... you know, it's scientifically proven that
Yes, we've all seen that image on 4chan, armchair psychologist.
Anonymous No.718692562 >>718692736
>>718691416
kek, you actually believe this
Anonymous No.718692736 >>718693109
>>718692562
Don't complain that I'm spamming sources and actually read them if you force me to.
Anonymous No.718693007
>>718650931 (OP)
>pulls out his dick
>starts beating you with it
HOW YOU LIKE IT NOW GAYBOY
Anonymous No.718693109 >>718694354
>>718692736
Make me laugh.
Anonymous No.718694354
>>718693109
Eastern Orthodox canon law:
Non-anal forms of homosexual activity were considered as light offenses. Mutual masturbation was punished similar to ordinary, solo masturbation. Intercrural sex was considered even less of a sin, and those who committed it could be accepted into priesthood. Two men kissing β€œwith desire” would incur only a slightly heavier punishment than man and a woman kissing – 40 days of church penance with one hundred prostrations. Inciting another man to sex was regarded the same as inciting a woman.

Anal sex was considered as a severe sin on the same level as heterosexual adultery in the Byzantine law (St. Basil recommended 15 years of church penance), however Slavic church codes were much less severe (penances of two or three years). Punishments were less strict if the transgressors were younger than thirty, with complete absolution if they were younger than twelve (as per Byzantine civil code). Several homosexual experiments during the youth were considered as a light offense – married people however were expected to fulfill their sexual needs with their partner. People who were raped were considered as less guilty than rapists, with several cases of full absolution for the victims. Active partners were punished stricter than passive partners because they were considered as instigators of the activity.

You can research the veracity of this yourself with regard to Byzantine canon law. I will include a Byzantine hagiography excerpt that describes the limit of homoerotic expression in a context of social acceptability, as well as a private letter between a bishop and a scholar-monk. They just called it "friendship" and avoided anal for the most part. Want me to post about Russia next?
Anonymous No.718694464 >>718694765 >>718695560
Literally only video game forum where you have gay porn visible in the catalog 24/7 is 4chan
Anonymous No.718694765 >>718696098
>>718694464
Thats not porn though
Anonymous No.718695260 >>718695370
>>718660403
>I will NOT buy or pirate a game with pocs

So, no Half-Life 2? No Halo? No Elder Scrolls?

>>718660560
I get it. Lemme guess, it's all glowing praise for Islam?
Anonymous No.718695370
>>718695260
Yes, it's presented as enlightened and scientific and contrasted with European "backwardness" through a nigger character from Mali who is somehow a classically educated Renaissance humanist (Mali never had access to Aristotle and the Greek classics so not even a "what about Averroes Chud?!" argument can be made)
Anonymous No.718695560
>>718694464
Do you go to the loli threads about that subject too, or?
Anonymous No.718696098
>>718694765
If it gets my dick hard it's porn!