Thread 718652774

Now you remember Enslaved

>>718652774 (OP)
I should replay it soon.

https://youtu.be/zeUMphMWB-0?si=1nNBPnLCXXL6CYyU
Best love scene. Ever.

>>718652774 (OP)
the green bits were good
the brown bits were boring

Its on my backlog haven't gotten around to it.

It seemed cringey to me at the time. Was it?

>>718652774 (OP)
I watched DSP play this as a teen since i was a poorfag who couldn't afford games

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Hunted: The Demon's Forge

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember WET

>>718654408
They really should remaster this, Ruby still looks too cool

One of the first games to have glowing hand holds. Still Circus kino though.

>>718654361
>gears of war, but fantasy

Meh, thanks.

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Rise of the Argonauts

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Venetica

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Of Orcs and Men

>>718652774 (OP)
>Pigsy tries to kill Monkey by tossing him this bosses den so he could have Trish to himself and rape her
>Monkey escapes trap and Pigsy just says it was a prank bro and joins the party

Always bugged the fuck out of me

>>718652774 (OP)
What a shit game that was.
The DLC where you played as the pig guy is the only part with remotely decent pacing.

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Deathspank

I think of Enslaved far too often. It put Alex Garland on my radar and it's a better version of the Last of Us.

>>718654745
I beat that and Thongs of Virtue and couldn't tell you a single thing that happens. He's in a POW camp for a bit.

Who even wants to play a game where you're a dumb slave?

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Heavenly Sword

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Bugs Bunny & Taz: Time Busters

Now you remember red faction armageddon

Now you remember Gorky 17

Now you remember Chameleon

>>718654870
>Noooo please don't enslave me and ride around on my back!

>>718652774 (OP)
Played.
>>718654361
Played.
>>718654998
Played.

Now you remember Ellen Page.

Now you remember Rise of Legends

Now you remember Folklore

Now you remember The Darkness

Now you remember the stupid ass game LOST that I spent too many fucking hours on as a kid and got stuck at the Dharma facility not knowing the code because the code was on the back of the box the game came in only I never had the box because I bought a pirated version for 2 dollars equivalent in my country's currency, and also I didn't have internet back then and nobody else I knew played this stupid ass game let alone figured out how to pass the Dharma bit

>>718655119
>Ellen
Uuuuh anon....

>>718655276
I thougt this game looked so cool and badass when I was a kid, It's giga cringe now

Now you remember Aurora watching
what the fuck even was this game

You now remembe losing interest in this game halfway through the trailer

>>718655276
>pc release never ever
sadge
>>718655327
>It's giga cringe now
Or could it be YOU who are cringe now, ever think of that?

Now you remember Remember Me

Now you remember Wukang: Black Myth

You now remember dropping in from low orbit at mach 10 speed.

Now you remember fucking Paraworld

>>718655490
hmm kinda forgettable

>>718652774 (OP)
I got this for 5 bux. I played it for 20 minutes and then I clipped through the wall and fell out of bounds while climbing something and never played it again. Seemed kinda shit.

Now you uuuuuhhhhh

Now you remember Nintendo made a fucking Switch 2

>>718655585
How embarrassing, when was that?

>>718654935
It had some great actor performances. Andy Serkis and the guy playing Flying Fox were hilarious

Now you remember a game that no one actually remembers.

>>718655693
You think you're slick

Now you remember Will Rock fuck yeah
spent at least 2 hours in the starting area larping as an archeologist, hitting rocks with the shovel lol good times

You now remember sushi-dick.

>>718655760
I played this on launch, lol.
The terrain shape gimmick was so one-note and bad. Amounted to "make a small hill to jump over wall".

You do not remember Clive Barker's Jericho

>>718652774 (OP)
how could I ever forget the origin of my s&m fetish

>>718655251
i fucking finished it on a borrowed ps3
loved the mood of htis game

I remember all of the-
>>718655391
what the fuck is that

Now you remember Brute Force

>>718660315
it's arctic stealth action bro

>>718655974
I have to play this.

Now you remember "we have LOTR at home" games from mid-late 2000s.

Now you remember Overlord
>>718654721
Yeah, I didn't like how they turned him into a creep. I understand he was lonely but I wished they kept him as her father's friend.

This is a good list of these types of games.
I want to add Prince of Persia 2008, it did nothing wrong.

>>718654626
how bad is venetica?

>>718652774 (OP)
good game
>>718654361
very good game
>>718654408
great game
also I'll mention Knight's contract

>>718654361
haha I'm old as shit

>>718662005
its not bad at all, it's a very rpg good open world game with quests and leveling up.
Also takes place in Venice

NYR Ninety-Nine Nights

>>718655276
I bought this game because of Mike Patton and probably only enjoyed it because of Mike Patton.

>>718654546
everyone should check this, especially lovers of greek mythology, the lore is amazing and the party of characters have great chemistry, especially Achilles.
And the girls in the game are one more beautiful than the other

NYR Velvet ASSassin and the Hollywood Undead music video trailer they made for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFOe_EDNr5s

>>718662625
omfg i remember gooning to images of her from a local video game magazine

>>718662424
what makes it good?
it always seemed to me to be a lesser arcania gothic 4, divinity 2, and two world 2

>>718652774 (OP)
fantastic writing and acting.
this is what game stories should be like instead of cringe anime shit and idiotic characters that don't behave like people.

now you remember fall of liberty

>>718654361
Kind of crazy how not that long ago bethesda where giving us elf sluts in thongs but now are focused on DEI abominations.

>>718662760
the world was cool and the gameplay wasn't that bad, also the story was somewhat interesting

>>718661623
You should, it's fun but short and finally a decade after its release some dude released a fov mod.
it's basically unplayable on pc due to it having a 50-55 fov.

now you remember death to rights retribution

now you remember dead island riptide zombie bait edition

are we just posting xbox 360 shovelware?
>>718655408
it isnt total garbage, the verticality in the levels is nice

>>718654408
This game has an amazing soundtrack, I still listen to Insane from time to time.

now you remember killer is dead

now you remember runes of magic

Now you want a sequel

>>718663281
i never wanted a sequel to devils third to begin with

>>718652774 (OP)
Fun enough, nice art direction. The ending was a bit of an ass-pull tough

now you remember
the first templar

now you remember
quantum solace

now you remember Bionic commando

Now you remember Slop of Slopcraft: Midslop
please someone wake me up from this bad dream where everything is shit I want to go back to 2012 again

>>718655490
This shit real good

>>718663870
That's all you faggots ever say
How about you play something else

>>718663770
XBLA ruled honestly

now you remember ranko tsukihime longest day

>>718652774 (OP)
Notable for giving us an alternate version of what "post-apocalyptic redhead techie that fights rogue robots" could look like.

>>718664040
I raise you a

>>718664125
i raise you a

>>718664032
guess what they all say that because ita fucking true

>>718664176
No game is worth playing 20 fucking years
Move on

>>718664220
who said its one game, there a plethora of old games that people don't know about

>>718652896
>Best love scene. Ever.
wrong scene: https://youtu.be/PUAXvkjcJjU?t=68

>>718663870
what is so bad about this latest wow expansion now?

>>718654361
that elf girl was pure sex

>>718664484
The what?

>>718662481
wooow

>>718664518
i need elf tomboy childhood friend dressing like a slut to go on adventures with

>>718664625
I played this one 2 days ago, that ring stuff when attacking I have to get used to.

>>718664518
i recommend darkwatch, it's a cool gothic fps and it has an evil vampire girl which was did a collab with playboy too

>>718663995
erm...how so?

>>718665112
kek what a coincidence that im literally playing the garbage that is dual hearts right now where literally every level so far is like 10 minutes and seriously and unironically a literal straight line with void to the sides,

>>718654825
There is third game.

>>718655119
What the fuck happened to make her turn out that way?

>>718655490
Kinda meh combat but banger soundtrack especially the madame boss fight.

>>718663156
Is this any serviceable? I never play suda game.

>>718665561
Molestation

>>718665792
Who molested her?

>>718652774 (OP)
Bland repetitive game, but cute redhead.

>>718665923
hollywood jiggers

>>718665923
Me, sorry

>>718665783
It's an alright 3rd person action game, a bit short

>>718655037
I never managed to get past the first few hours. I always run out of bullets no matter how well I ration

>>718655490
I remember the anons who said they would remember her ass.

>>718655974
One of the worst FPS games I have ever played but the concepts were dope as hell

>>718667316
oh shit. i completely forgot about literally me

>>718667316
nice team

>>718655760
i only remember this because of Farenz

>>718665783
i personally think its one of the best

>>718655497
yet another failed halo killer

>>718654408
A remaster would unironically sell

im glad xbox 360 kino is still being made to this day

>>718669350
topkek

>>718652774 (OP)
Monke man porn.

>>718664485
>What if FUCK YOU, YOU ARE GOING HOME
>Except FUCK YOU, I AM KILLING THESE CHILDREN TO STAY HERE

>>718668384
What the fuck was that ending?

You never forgot the prime example of hobo fight kino because it scared your pants off

>>718672404
>tfw filtered by the final fight

>>718672404
I'm normally a cowardly bitch scared of his own shadow while playing horror games but I never felt anything with this game. I think the PC having a infinite taser killed the tension for me

>>718668384
Nani

>>718672404
I played until episode 2. And you are right.

I'm participating too!

It was a thing.

>>718668642
Um anon that's an attractive cis white female, clearly that's problematic for the modern audience

>>718665923
Three Canadians.

>>718676367
In a trailer park, as far as I know.

>>718662481
I remember playing this when I was really young and having a crush on the Q-T witch character

A shame the rest of the game was kind of all over the place, the alt take on a Dynasty Warriors/Kingdom Under Fire was pretty neat

>>718676367
I think you meant three exchange students currently residing in canada Saar, do not redeem.

>>718654626
Isn't this basically Witcher-lite?

>>718654669
Only because of the Styx spinoffs.

>>718669350
You joke but pic related is some really good yurojank

>>718652774 (OP)
Very nice game

>All these games itt were considered average at the time yet they're more fun to play than almost all modern AAA slop
We didn't know how good we had it

>>718652774 (OP)
it had a nice romantic subplot

>>718663106
>Vampire rain
That is a very shit piece of software

>>718661994
i loved it
it wasn't trying to be much of a videogame, but more of a relaxing experience, the dialogue writing and relationship progression between prince and elika were unironically great

I miss PS3 era splitscreen coop kinos

>>718654825
same here
I remember enjoying it, but I don't even remember what the game looked like
>>718655974
it was shit but the concept was great
>>718663721
pretty cool actually, altough basic fps/tps cover shooter
>>718665135
Urban Chaos was such a fantastic game, I have to replay it one of these days
>>718665167
TAKE ME BACK NIGGA

>>718666909
I was one of those anons, i only remember her ass

>>718680229
I had some fun with that game

Mickey Rourke's best performance

Now you don't remember Apocalypse.

>>718662380
had this as a kid and for some reason game wouldn't work on my or my dad's computer

>>718668384
the halo killer

>>718684209
Bruce Willis sure doesn't

>>718684209
>>718684962
what are you talking about?

>>718652774 (OP)
Oddly good.

>>718680229
This really does feel like some mid-budget game from 2010.

>>718680229
I wish it was a little more melee focused but I really enjoyed that game. It knew it was dumb and had a good time being dumb.

>>718652774 (OP)
BOY I LOVE PLAYING JOURNEY TO THE WEST GAMES

INJECT JOURNEY TO THE WEST INTO MY FUCKING VEINS

>>718654935
If this came out today it would be called safehorny

>>718684962
Bruce Willis?

>>718652774 (OP)
i tried it but got so pissed off at the premise that i couldn't continue
the whole time i wanted to crush the bitch's face with a brick

>>718654361
i have it sitting on my shelf
garbage game never finished it

>>718687357
it's still the best somewhat modern bethesda game

>>718684209
I played a piracy copy on psx like 23 years ago.

>>718680229
Had decent fun with this game but it fell off in the last few levels imo

>>718655327
get a load of this retard

>>718682747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnPZY72uEo8&ab_channel=Grind

Now you remember Ryse: Son of Rome.

You don't remember starhawk

I vaguely remember one thread on /v/ about it

All this thread tells me is that every single year is littered with major releases that are completely forgotten about months later.

>>718654437
>They really should remaster this
Don't even joke about that anon

>>718652774 (OP)
Wasn't Alex Garland involved with this game?

>>718693554

Yes I do i played it at PAX before it came out in like 2011 or 2012 I have a bag or something somewhere.

You dont remember Maximo though, do you?

>>718693648
I still see a lot of soul in the slop from the 6th-7th gen compared to well...

>>718694984
>trend chasers producing uninspired demographic-chasing shovelware
There's absolutely no difference between now and the 6th-7th gen, thoughbeit

>>718695307
They were pandering to an audience that actually existed back then

>>718695552
Making dogshit games for normie dudebros is in the same tier as making dogshit games for mentally ill trannies
It's still garbage regardless of what color they sprinkle on top

>>718664484
>THE Mini Beautiful Police Officer
>Do you want to see a beautiful police officer, completely worn out, take on evil?
Whore

>>718695851
>for normie dudebros
are you a normie dudebro?

>>718652774 (OP)
i recall playing the demo and forgot aboot the game, years later picked it up due to cheap started playing and remembered i played the demo before

i beat the game but the biggest thing was the cutscenes were so fucking detailed then every other game i had played(ps3) and i play alot of fucking games. its why the game still has a spot in my head

Click here to timetravel
https://youtu.be/ULBLjIwNrM8?si=oOMNx9znOpTBGn6l

>>718695851
>Normie dudebros
maybe the call of duty and gears of war clones but what's normie dudebro about the others?

>>718695851
You sound like a raging reddittard, not sure if you're aware of that yourself.

>>718664109
Alternate version? It came out 7 years before Horizon, if that's what you're referring to. That's like calling Hydrox an Oreo ripoff.

>>718655497
I miss this shit like you wouldn't believe.

>>718696873
>t. zoomer

>>718652774 (OP)
This game is where it all started going downhill. Ninja Theory is such a dogshit dev and this game's success really says a lot about where gaming headed.

>>718696541
There's also its soft reboot game, Blades Of Time.

>>718654998
>Gameplay is shit
>Unlock a few upgrades
>Gameplay is great
First impressions fucked this game. Should have let player have more abilities in the prologue, to give a taste of how fun it could be. And also, more environmental variety and mecha segments

>>718697776
lmao, that's just embarresing

>>718654736
Weird, I remember playing that but then I looked at my cheevos and I don't have a single one unlocked.

>>718655151
The full name is rise of nations: rise of Legends

>>718697842
People being nostalgic for this trash heap is pretty funny too. It's just filled to the brim with awful. Auto platforming, retard check tier "puzzles", combat with 2 buttons and like 4 combos, nonsense characters that do retarded shit just to look "cool", a heavy focus on cutscenes and cinematic set pieces. Could go on and on with the list of awful.

>>718698173
might have been before chievos were a thing

>>718693927
He was a cowriter on the script

>>718698027
>embarresing

>>718654525
that actually sounds kino

>>718652896
Fun fact: Trip was portrayed by the girl protag from Ned's Declassified (forgot her name)

>>718654626
>>718662005
fucking kino
i beat it twice in a row and thoroughly enjoyed it
>>718677707
nah, its got wow-like action bar and skill tree its mix of action combat and tab-target casting
its not for everyone for sure but i had a fucking blast with it

>>718700430
the one that fucked every male member on the cast?

>>718652774 (OP)
Now you remember Impossible Creatures

I don't remember any of these games.

>>718700582
That's the one

>>718701460
one of the minor female cast was a /b/tard like 10 to 15 years ago. she told a couple stories, i never made a screenshot unfortunetally.

>>718698312
Well yeah, it's a "shovelware you played as a kid" thread

I never forgot Enslaved.

Now you remember Bullet Witch

>>718701814
pics or didn't happen

>>718661994
Love this game, even if I had bad memories associated with it.

>>718703664
yeah, i'm mad, too.

>>718652774 (OP)
Mid and forgettable. Absolutely wish I had never played it. Should've spent my time playing something memorable instead.

>>718663525
Was wondering when this was gonna get posted...what IS the general consensus on NeverDead(on this board anyway)?

>>718703370
>Spent a long time trying to kill the final boss
>Never bothered to check whether it took that long because his health was bloated or because I kept doing something wrong
Most of that game was just walking. At least after reaching the city.

>>718704745
more like NeverPlayed, lmao

>>718685487
Bruce Willis has a severe medical condition that basically destroys your frontal lobe, he can't remember anything he did, talk, his own family, reaching the point he won't be able to walk either.

>>718655768
>hitting rocks with the shovel
Did you find anything?

>>718704745
im playing it right now, about 2/3 into the game
its a fairly unique tps with some decent visuals for its time
the limb detachment mechanic gets tedious, but if you can get over that hump, it is enjoyable
i think that is what most negative reviews were based on
ive played over 50 bad xbox 360 games recently, and neverdead is one of the better ones

>>718655276
>>718655496
>>718655805
>>718655974
>>718672404
>>718680948
Sorry but these games DO NOT in fact fit the thread theme.

The 7th gen was gaming at its best. Big budget, high quality, linear, narrative focused, cinematic single player action games out the ass for eight years straight. And unlike the 6th gen, these games are still as good as anything released on a PS5, often even better.

I can't wait until indie game development catches up to this era.

Funny how I know most of the games in this thread because I read game magazines in the 00s, but I only played these
>>718655574 Timeshift - mid, but the time mechanics were nice
>>718655768 Will Rock - mid serious sam clone
>>718668384 Pariah - just mid, a game with no memorable story or characters, or enemies or anything. The mouse ball reloading for plasma gun was funny

And well this one too, but I only played it, like, 5 years ago or so
>>718672404 Condemned - good game, but the story is pure schizophrenia

Also >>718662858 Turning Point Fall of Liberty is an exceptionally bad game

My turn now, I guess
You now remember The Path
>what the fuck is this
Oh wait, you didn't even know about it

I miss 2000s edgy nonsense

>>718701814
One of the minor cast of this show also made the Let's Make a Comic project on /co/: https://the-conservatory.fandom.com/wiki/Let's_Make_A_Comic!
Same guy was also the child actor of Joshua Shepherd from Silent Hill: Homecoming.

>>718694417
I fucking loved this game when it came out. Never got around to the sequel though.

>>718697939
I was surprised to find out that was made the same guys that make war thunder

>>718693554
Never heard about this one.

>>718706456
AGPcore ass game

I used to be obsessed with this game when I was 13.

>>718655805
Bulletstorm was great for the simple fact that it just wanted to be mindless fun and see how much you could dick around

>>718708504
Fuck that arena with the bugs
Just fucking FUCK IT
This game is forever 5/10 for me because of that single segment even though I liked the rest and it could be a solid 7/10 game

>>718653731
80% is more than decent.
If soulless game like Uncharted were somewhat better, they would be like Enslaved: Odyssey to the West.

It's loosely based on Journey to the West (Sun Wukong).
It has the staff, the flying cloud, the main character is monkey/ sun wukong themed.

>>718655490
rewinding and editing memories is a cool gimmick
too bad it's used only in like one scene

>>718652774 (OP)
>protag is a brute reluctantly being dommed by a qt girl
why can't we have more games like this?

>>718715019
because people said twilight princess sucked

>>718655974
Steve Blum saying fuck for a couple hours, now that was some good dogshit to riff on with friends.

Now SOMEONE will remember this game

You now remember this had a story delivered like a VN.
>>718668384
I had a demo disc for the PC version, family computer was too shit to run it but I always fantasized about how it played. And after typing this out I realize I had the same experiences with Dark Forces 2 and a game I'm pretty sure was Battlecruiser 3000AD, but all the box art looks different.

>>718710541
bugs are fine, exploding ones are not, I'm sure 90% of my deaths on the hard difficulty was because of them

>>718696541
I played this when my friends and I were so bored we just downloaded any available demo off Xbox live.

>>718715524
too bad, i kinda liked it.

I liked it

>>718716826
The game is on par with unity asset flips, but it was pretty novel at the time.

lol

>>718696541
https://youtu.be/Jc73MRZiVuM?si=WT59SoxeazBWK3uQ
https://youtu.be/HYUGbe1Wzu4?si=qu-Nv-aQUoTaC0w5

>>718652774 (OP)
That game had a terrible ending

You now remember Lost Planet

>>718652774 (OP)
I wouldn't mind an hd remaster.....for reasons

>>718654361
>>718664518
I beat my shit down right retarded to her and that demon pale chick

Weird that nobody posted Remember Me.

>>718720608
For Andy Serkis voice acting?

Story, characters and gameplay were better than in Mirrors Edge (I completed both this year for the first time, both on hard)

>>718720804
Weird that nobody posted what?

>>718719163
peak
i wish someone made a remake/remaster, steam port is pretty badly broken these days

>>718652774 (OP)
i ironicaly remember it much and even think about it yesterday despite only playing the demo back in the day