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Anonymous No.718655339 >>718660898 >>718663708 >>718667858 >>718668040 >>718669274 >>718670301 >>718670676 >>718670757 >>718676450
This is supposed to be a middle-age tanuki
Anonymous No.718655491 >>718658007 >>718658314
Looks just like me
Anonymous No.718658007
>>718655491
lift your tail and spread your cheeks
now
no homo
Anonymous No.718658314 >>718668040
>>718655491
do you also have big balls?
Anonymous No.718658428 >>718659606 >>718663708 >>718668040
Look at these cute boys
Anonymous No.718659606 >>718669083
>>718658428
aren't they like 8?
Anonymous No.718659884 >>718659994
What breaks in your mind to find someone like Tom Nook to be more than anything but a cutesy mascot for a Japanese video game?
Anonymous No.718659994 >>718663853
>>718659884
He's a jew
Anonymous No.718660898
>>718655339 (OP)
would suck
Anonymous No.718663708
>>718658428
>>718655339 (OP)
Sex with nook and his nephews
Anonymous No.718663853
>>718659994
>No interest on payments
>No deadline of which to pay back debt
>No forced amount to pay every week or month
Nah, he's a total bro. He does a job and expects to get paid for it, but doesn't bust your balls over paying it off right now.
Anonymous No.718665654 >>718666323 >>718667751
How is he supposed to run a business when everyone offers their bodies instead of paying him? He needs bells not dick.
Anonymous No.718666323
>>718665654
Should open a brothel then
Anonymous No.718667751
>>718665654
what do you mean? he loves take them bells deep
Anonymous No.718667858
>>718655339 (OP)
He hit the wall HARD
Anonymous No.718668040
>>718655339 (OP)
>>718658314
>>718658428
BIG tanuki balls!
Anonymous No.718669083
>>718659606
Yup
Anonymous No.718669274 >>718669351 >>718669436 >>718670437
>>718655339 (OP)
What is it about this character in particular that gets you going fags?
Anonymous No.718669351
>>718669274
He's naked and needs to be interacted with frequently in order to actually play the game whatsoever. He is also naked.
Anonymous No.718669436
>>718669274
Landlord kink + dilf kink
Anonymous No.718669713
He is so cool.
Anonymous No.718670301
>>718655339 (OP)
GIANT and FAT dark brown Tanuki BALLS
Anonymous No.718670437
>>718669274
I buy his shitty furniture, he gives me sex. Simple business.
Anonymous No.718670676
>>718655339 (OP)
I want to be Tom Nook
Anonymous No.718670757
>>718655339 (OP)
Huge balls behind that apron
Anonymous No.718671665
>"Anon please refer to our new store policy: No bells, No service! Yes, yes the days of huffing my hefty tanuki balls in exchange for fishing bait are over. It's time for you to pay up. I have two apprentices to feed of course."
Anonymous No.718671770 >>718672089 >>718672960
Do you think Tom Nook ever has to desperately fart during work hours, so he finds a random chair or couch he's selling, plants his fat butt down, and rips absolute ass on it?
Anonymous No.718672089 >>718675589
>>718671770
Anonymous No.718672960 >>718674456
>>718671770
Yes, that's why they're called hot items
Anonymous No.718674456
>>718672960
but that's for items you sell to Tom Nook, not items he sells
Anonymous No.718675589
>>718672089
okay but answer me this, would he then lower the price on the furniture or raise it because he knows there are people out there that would pay more once they catch a whiff?
Anonymous No.718676450 >>718678947
>>718655339 (OP)
I"ve been fantasizing of being blackmailed by him for not paying my loan and forced to relieve his fat tanuki balls while he's discussing with Isabelle everyday until I start loving it and do it out of pure lust
Anonymous No.718678947
>>718676450
that sounds really gay anon