Thread 718656283

Why snek boobs?

>>718656283 (OP)
Men like tits.

>>718656283 (OP)
Because snek women owe sex to human men like me.

>>718656283 (OP)
To attract human men

>>718656283 (OP)
For me specifically to suck on.

>>718656640
Snilk is just venom

big ol snitties crushing my head while the rest of her crushes my body

>>718656283 (OP)
All the better to smother you with my dear

>>718656283 (OP)
Because it's kino.

>>718656283 (OP)
Reminder that they eat humans.

>>718656283 (OP)
Because makes peepee hard

>>718656283 (OP)
If arms, then boobs.

>>718656283 (OP)
>distinctive human features

>>718659025
Kinda hot

>>718656283 (OP)
why not

>>718656283 (OP)
why are the arms and fingers ok but not the boobs?

>>718659025
>troll retarded dispatcher
>autist can't into sarcasm and now legitimately believes this is lore about cannibals like the ayys ever ate anything that wasn't nutrient paste

>>718656283 (OP)
snexo

>>718656283 (OP)
Why not

actual nonfurry answer: they have human DNA

>>718660254
>trolling someone is implying you kill and eat people

>>718658924
Did she get a redesign yet?

>>718656283 (OP)
Nerds making snakes

>>718665126
You're saying that like a 4channer wouldn't make that exact troll

>>718665290
We do not know.

>>718656283 (OP)
Human men

>>718659025
The craziest part about this game was how some of the aliens are insubordinate at best and hostile at worst to the literal XCOM vets. I'm surprised the snake and the muton aren't taken out back and shot, or at least sent to a work camp.

>>718665801
The whole notion of:
> Oh, those monstrous aliens that horribly savaged the human race and then frogmarched most of your subjugated friends and family into a blender to feed to psionic horrors?
> Yeah, they were misunderstood good bois all along actually.
> Your differences with them are only skin deep. Underneath it all they're just regular people like you.
> By the way we're relocating 30 Chrysalid refugees into your apartment complex
Actual, literal Globohomo propaganda.
I'm glad the studio imploded.

>>718656283 (OP)
they've been biologically engineered to suffocate their prey when they wrap around them, duh

>>718658924
Why is she such a slut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy_jUYCsqJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UkwhR4nIA

>>718665801
I can fix her

>>718659025
>canadian is a mystery meat who stops being canadian when the artificial state collapses.
Libtard moment.

>>718666978
i completely forgot about this website

>>718656283 (OP)
if i can have snek in my pants
then
snek can have boobs on their chest

>>718667234
there were impossible to have a female face
kinda like in bg3 with many races

>>718666614
>>>>/pol/

>>718666614
Chrysalids weren't integrated. It's prettified and lazy writing of the situation, but if the greys and vipers had human level intellect and capacity for independent civilization underneath the mind control and genetic engineering, they totally would be allowed to exist in their controlled mixed communities, and if they were just weapons, then it would be stupid not to utilize them against the potential alien threat still present.

Also, globohomo backed up by strong liberal military industrial complex > kike-worshipper theocracy > anarchy > multipolar cesspool where subhuman animals like russoids and chinksects are allowed to have even an ounce of influence on their betters. I would literally trust a man-sized sociopathic snake with boobs over a subhuman fucking russian orc.

>>718659025
I'm not into vore

However

>>718666985
If they truly wanted to the XCOM can just break these creatures and make them sex slaves. I doubt most vets and resistance feel any sympathy for these ayys.

>>718656283 (OP)
The better question is, why do they only have chest armor?
This implies that regardless of where the snussy is, they're going commando at all times.

>>718658924
Let's hope it won't get jannied.

>>718668135
>anatomically correct location for vagina
Unironically based.

>>718668737
I remember in another thread an anon said that it wasn't necessarily the correct placement for it.
But I didn't care.

>>718667426
>would literally trust a man-sized sociopathic snake with boobs over a subhuman fucking russian orc.
Of course you would.
You're a coomer son.

>>718667408
>>>/lgbt/

>>718669746
No, it has nothing to do with it. Russians are genetically predisposed to behavior that makes them utterly worthless and treasonous.