Thread 718669437

This cant be real.

I like him, he looks like a fat fuck.

his stupid smile is cute

I'm waiting for Mega Scolipede and Mega Skarmory.

cute fat fuck

I mean it's just a silly design, hardly offensive. My cock does hurt looking at it too much however

>>718669437 (OP)
FAT BITCH

>>718669437 (OP)
Naming mine carradine

>>718669437 (OP)
Grass nutsack

>>718669437 (OP)
I see they got lostdragon01 to design this

>>718669437 (OP)
Victreebel is even more huggable now.

>>718669437 (OP)
Eh, still less stupid than the Dragonite variant.

what's her ability? video looked like it could get revenge on insects types

>>718669437 (OP)
Is that asphyxiation play? Holy shit, Nintendo games are wild.

>>718669437 (OP)
Honestly, it's pretty faithful to the OG.

>>718669437 (OP)
This looks like deviantart porn.

>>718669437 (OP)
>foreverially tiedup victreebell and liking it

>>718669437 (OP)
Dude weed lmao

>>718670081
No ability

>>718669437 (OP)
>when she finally manage to get James entierly inside

>>718669437 (OP)
This is the best design they could cone up with? Even pals look better.

>>718669437 (OP)
Its a deep reference

Looks like gastric bypass

It’s a cute design ngl

>>718669437 (OP)
when you fucks post new pokemon designs I am always somehow amazed at just how retarded they are

>>718670198
they can't design this without having an ability because it will eventually be traded in other games

>Monkey Cup shaped instead of Pitcher Plant shaped
neat

>>718669828
>hardly offensive
I mean if you put him upside down >>718670236

Vileplumesisters they are laughing at us again....

Ok /v/, they're clearly trying REALLY hard to have every pokemon use original silhouettes, would you rather have this or just have popular mons slightly recycled every new game?

>>718669758
For me, it's Mega Eelektross.
How the fuck are they going to do him justice in a game with no abilities? Or does ZA have abilities unlike LA?

imagine getting eaten by a big whoopie cushion

>>718670496
I dont give a single shit about silhouettes and I dont understand why they would

>>718670343
DELET THIS GAYFREEAK RAPED MY CHILD HOOd

The gag is that mega evolving made it overflow with acid, so it holds its throat closed to keep it from spilling and is an active hunter instead of a trap type plant.

What did Nintendo mean by this ...

It's better than this fucking thing people thought was Mega Victreebel. Why include the crease in the middle.

>>718670343
Now I get it.

I fucking love Kanto give me more Kantomons

>>718669437 (OP)
Can anyone give it the shiny version colors?

>>718670691
>choking itself as a gag
It's a bold move.

>>718670714
Yakubel

>>718669437 (OP)
Why is it hanging itself

>>718670957
He's trying not to vomit everywhere

>>718670582
It's an entry level design school meme they use to train people wrong as a joke

>>718670691
>CHARGING MUH LASER-BLAAAAAAAAARRRG

>>718670691
>It can melt steel beams

>>718670691
steel-type bros..

>>718670691
He's literally me after eating a piece of bread

>>718669437 (OP)
>>718670691
>BOOMER

Is that hecking Hex Maniac?!

>>718669437 (OP)
So it's just a really really fat victreebel. Kind of mediocre, but still funnier than Dragonite.

Damn it's fucking ugly.
Lost all of its cool.

>>718669437 (OP)
megas are supposed to have features from prior evolutions so looks fine to me

>>718671715
I hate how 12 year olds just make up patterns on the go to feel like they know about shit they never encountered in their short life.

>>718670737
it's just his perineal raphe

>>718670691
steel/fairy bros? I don't feel so good...

>>718670567
It doesn't.

>>718672102
good thing there's no crime in the pokeon world
nobody would ever find a body with all those giant acid filled walking stomachs

>>718669437 (OP)
dude I love this!

>Palsnoys wake up and make anti-Pokémon threads
Palworld shills are sad, pathetic creatures.

>>718669437 (OP)
I can't even imagine the amount of inflation/vore porn this fat fuck will generate.

>>718672102
>"Open you mouth wide and fire your junk."

>>718669437 (OP)
>>718669504
>what if DRAGONITE from KANTO had WINGS on its HEAD???
>victreebel with dick sucking lips
This is the best they have to show. The rest of the abortions are going to be so much worse.

>>718672565
zoomers....

>>718669437 (OP)
why is the pokemon bourdaining himself

>>718669437 (OP)
Meanwhile in Digimon

>>718672751
Well yeah, but now they have more material.

>>718672378
*modern pokemon design*

>>718669437 (OP)
Kino 2bh

>>718672565
it acts like a bellows and spews out a mist to digest people on the outside

>>718672804
Meanwhile in Digimon

>>718669437 (OP)
I like him, he's just a funny guy, pretty cute

>>718671565
Ghost or just skulking around an abandoned building at night?

>>718670178
Lmao

>>718672909
I'll be honest with you, I don't think vore artists will care.

>>718669437 (OP)
Looks good to me.

victreebell if he 1930s

>>718672930
Post Manuvermon or MasterBlimpmon

>>718673169
I mean, it's stupid but also kind of cool.

>>718673148
weepingbell is like that, has been for nearly 30 years now

IMMA FIRAN MY LAZOR

>>718669504
Does that mean you like fat fucks, anon?

>>718672930
Not even a contest digimon won

>>718670691
Acid CAN melt steel beams

Wow, we have a lot of young idiots here, who really like this stupid design.

>>718673342
>>718674129
KINOOOOOOOOOO

Can't wait to see Manuvermon's level 6 and Jogress, fellow Maquinamonbros.

>>718669437 (OP)
fat slut, eating too many flies

the mouth ruins it
looks like a mario enemy, should have been a toothy maw

>>718669437 (OP)
The silly factor strikes against.

>>718674314
>literally everyone thought it sounded like shit when it was leaked
>it looks even worse than described in the leak
>now suddenly everyone loves it
It's shills.

>>718674476
>Cosplayer are monster
Based digimon

>>718669437 (OP)
need it to inflate random poke trainers.

>>718674575
pokemon seriously feels like it's got irony poisoning and isn't allowed to just make a cool monster with no silly twist
it just has to be a gag

like that new crocodile starter that can't just be a sick skull crocodile, its also got a get up on 2 legs and be a fat guy in a suit and wear festival clown make up

>>718669437 (OP)
mon of dob

Shitfreak needs to burn to the ground already

>>718673169
He wanted this one
https://x.com/Digimon_game/status/1958529522686706116

>>718674476
Still better than every abortion trannymon has released since 2010

>>718674883
It spits up acid, Anon. The trainers would melt.
It would be like that one scene from Mortal Kombat X.

it's fine

>>718670691
>it fucks fairies over
Ok I love it now
Fuck Magearna by the way. And I mean that figuratively 100%. That cunt is bullshit

>>718669437 (OP)
Looks Unovan

nintendo hire me man

>>718669437 (OP)
piss balloon type

>>718675117
KINOOOOOOO

I don't love it but I don't like Victreebell in general and it's way better and more clever than the leaks made it out to be. Gives me slightly more hope for the other leaks

>>718670327
No other modern game has megas, so it won't even have one until Gen 10

>>718675548
One thing the Digimon Story games do right is that everyone has their own special move with a special animation

>>718669437 (OP)
he's in

>>718669437 (OP)
they just be making any Pokémon porn bait these days

>>718674575
Gambit looks pretty cool. The only travesty is its Walmart cart walking animation. Anyone have it?

>>718669437 (OP)
>even worse than the fan art version

>>718669437 (OP)
Reminds me of that one pic of some weird seal dude ball sitting with his fingers crossed looking at you.

does it bounce around?
>bouncing around while full of steel melting poison that spills out
jesus christ

>>718670236
praise be unto him

Is it really that hard to put in abilities? Comatose and Water Bubble are the only ones that are complicated and you could just get rid of the holders.

>>718675630
Champions will have Megas

>>718670691
What's this dumb mega evolution lore?
Wasn't it always just rocks for a temporary form and not some thing some Pokemons could always be?
How would a Mega Victreebel even happen in nature for them to hunt and need to do these things?

>>718674951
Well said they just can't help themselves. Look at baxcalibur. It abandons everything to be a godzilla meme reference

>>718669437 (OP)
I’m going to nickname it Carradine

>>718675820
Yes. You can see that in this vid.
https://youtu.be/f79j5pSboEQ
There's also this one which was fun.
https://youtu.be/NyfDz36JkkU

>>718669437 (OP)
Reminds me of that viral video of a man with massive balls that came a gallon as the balls empied. Fabricated, I know, but it reminds me of it

>>718675710
This is how it would have looked back in Gen 6
But nowdays everything has to be "le funny meme xD" so the new megas will end up looking as dumb as gigantamax forms

>>718669437 (OP)
beast

>>718675710
that looks like shit

>>718676361
That looks far better than the meme official one

This is going to lead to an ungodly amount of fetish artwork, isn't it

>>718675986
Yes it's caused by rocks, but especially in areas where it wasn't contained 3,000 years ago it causes intense pain and suffering to the Pokemon unless they have a skilled trainer to help them through it
Read the Sun and Moon mega dex entries for a non-Kalos perspective of it

>>718676361
thats because its shit as a conceptual level
gamefreak are just hack retards

You faggots cannot fathom the nuclear shitstorm that will erupt when mega Skkkrafty is revealed

>edgy pokemon
>"BOO! WE WANT CUTE POKEMON!"
>cute pokemon
>"BOO! WE WANT REALISTIC POKEMON!"
>realistic pokemon
>"BOO! WE WANT EDGY POKEMON!"

>>718670236
Leiji Matsumoto character designs be like

>>718676568
scraftor is a ligger

>>718676453
nah. you just say that because you probably drew it

>>718669437 (OP)
As far as modern Pokemon designs go, this is pretty benign

>>718669437 (OP)
He looks like hes choking himself...

>>718669437 (OP)
is that a lynched nigger head

>>718676669
who the fuck are you quoting

>>718676669
>>edgy pokemon
>>"BOO! WE WANT CUTE POKEMON!"
this never happened

>>718669437 (OP)
It's a nutsack with rope tightly bound around the tiny cock above
This represents how Gamefreak feels about Pokemon.

>>718670691
>acid can melt steel beams
Oh shit

>>718676865
And? What’s wrong with enjoying a little autoerotic asphyxiation, it’s a free fucking country

>>718676924
I want cute pokemon.

>>718676473
>Alola doesn't have a Pokemon League
>the to tribal dances just to tell their Pokemon to use a move
>they can't even Mega Evolve without their Pokemon suffering
Why are Alolans so shit at being Pokemon trainers?

>>718669437 (OP)
How'd you get this picture of my wife...?

>>718669437 (OP)
-ACK

>>718677013
and had you said that any time a cool design was revealed you would have been laughed away

How long until people say it looks racist because it looks like a black person getting lynched?

>>718676969
mmmgh...bigger...

>>718672930
This design would be pretty good if it didn't have a single ear for an air intake

>>718669437 (OP)
It looks better than Mega Dragonite

>>718676473
>it causes intense pain and suffering to the Pokemon
I always hated those stupid dex entries, especially since 99% of people will agree that a good chunk of entries are complete and utter horseshit, but believe these with no hesitation. I'm half convinced that half the reason people buy into those is because it makes for great clickbait for "Top 10 most DARK and TWISTED Pokemon facts" and zoomers grew up watching that slop on TikTok so they think it's all true.

>dude its acid can melt steel and is an active hunter!
which in the pokemon world translates to "its acid makes its victims faint with no long-term health complications and it hunts berries"

>>718670691
>this acid can melt steel
so mega victreebell's poison attacks are super effective against steel pokemon?

>>718677661
It probably has the corrosive ability that lets you poison steel types

>>718676568
I will actually kneel and take back everything I said about this shitty ass series if that little nigga dons the white pointed hood

>>718670691
It's really weird for GameFreak to try to make Pokémon this huggy huggy, kid friendly series where battles are just no big deal and nobody gets seriously hurt. And then you just casually throw out that these things are spitting around corrosive poisons that can eat through steel.

>>718677635
they're not going to make a pokemon game where you can melt the flesh off of things like its Mortal Kombat

>>718677028
To be fair they were held down by (((the man)))

>>718670178
and there it is

>>718678247
and that's a good thing! realistic pokemon are cringy

>>718669437 (OP)
>This cant be real.
These words are 25 years too late for pokeyman.

>>718677626
At face value it's objectively true, though. Sure, most Pokemon fans are incapable of taking in things other than face value, but that's those autists problems. Maybe it was a mistake but it makes the lore more interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2Gvtpc4jMg

>>718676669
>People can't critique something, they must accept it as it's presented

>>718678230
>to try to make Pokémon this huggy huggy, kid friendly series where battles are just no big deal and nobody gets seriously hurt. And then you just casually throw out that these things are spitting around corrosive poisons that can eat through steel.
always has been. the same game had jigglypuff and "A slim and fast swimmer. It slices its prey with its sharp sickles and drinks the body fluids" kabutops

>>718678768
>People can't critique something
"it's not the same thing as when i was a kid" is not critique

>>718678941
>Focusing on the blatant shitposters and not the people who are fairly analyzing the design
These arguments fall apart when you stop cherrypicking.

>>718670081
There's no abilities in Legend games, so we won't know until they let you deposit it in Bank, but provided it doesn't have a new unique ability, it's probably something like Harvest, Cheek Pouch, Aroma Veil, etc.

>>718679170
>and not the people who are fairly analyzing the design
such as?

>>718675678
>>718669437 (OP)
Imagine all CGs and doujins of James being swallowed and having all his clothes melted away by his stomach haha

>>718679253
With the description about melting Steel, I expect it to have Salazzle's Corrosion.
But, then again, Tinkaton's line was described as being super strong and good at killing Steel, and she's neither of those things, so it could very well have fucking Leaf Guard with how they do shit over there at Gamefreak.

>>718679408
This, but with Jessie instead.

>>718670691
Corrosion ability confirmed?

Brah...
Lay off the rare candy...

>>718669437 (OP)
Cool. Reminds me of 90s gross-out toys, so... very gen 1, in a way.

>>718679564
>dyed hairtips
>perfection

>>718671480
>Playing campaign with a Zoey player with that custom voice command mod.
>Bill player dies.
>"Oh, God! Not- BOOMER! *laugh*"

>>718679403

>>718670007
>>718671657
These two comments aren't outright attacking it, but they aren't praising it either. Most of the comments in this are either praising it or indifferent at worst. It could be shills, but it could be genuine posters too, so your initial complaint here >>718676669 was already DOA.

>>718676924
paradox gardevoir

What the fuck did they do to Starmie, bro

>>718680074
WOULD

>>718680006
Will Mega Zygarde be playable, though, or will it be like Eternamax Eternatus where it's too busted to be used?

>>718679253
>cheek pouch
>harvest
>on a mega

>>718672804
I guess it's good to be reminded that it could be worse

>>718680074
the fuck

It's basically a gigantamax design

>>718680384
I thought they were ditching mega stones because they fucked up too many moves and playstyles that revolve around items.

>>718680849
I'm out of the loop so that could be correct or bullshit and I wouldn't know.

>>718669437 (OP)
>playing pokeslop in 2025
i pity you

>tfw the original script for pokemon z that was scrapped had zygarde firing a massive cannon
>the mega design estimation is just 100% form with a massive cannon on its back

>>718681285
To be honest so am I, I just vaguely remember them cosidering changing the way megas worked because mega stones not being able to swapped or knocked off was deemed just a little bit too strong.

Digipablos are crying

>>718680006
Did they replace Feraligater's head with that one shitmon from Gen 5?

>>718669437 (OP)
This is what having foreskin feels like

>>718680849
>>718681680
Megas haven’t been a game in a decade, they are being added to champions when that releases in 2026. I would assume they will still need to hold the item because something like Mega Lucario (x2 attack from ability) holding a choice band and spamming Mach punch would be fucking stupid

pokejeets are coping

>>718681493
I mean, considering that one of its moves was making a laser in a Z-motion, I can see them using a cannon instead

>>718681790
KYS

>>718680006
>What the fuck did they do to Starmie, bro
Looks like it was photoshopped to be an approximation of how the official design will look/

>>718669437 (OP)
Starmiebros I'm concerned. Our one chance of getting a cool power-up is going to be wasted on slightly longer legs...

Did anyone go to worlds? Was it worth going to?

>>718669437 (OP)
>This cant be real.
Par the course

>>718682163
Yeah it seems they are adding something called the omni ring that activates all of the unique mechanics that they have implimented over the years and mega stones are returning. RIP trick/switcharoo strats.

>>718680849
Champions is going to have every gimmick as far as we know so it's likely you'll see what it can actually do over there.

>>718682904
Even z moves? Which are objectively worse forms of max and gmax moves?

>>718682728
Is this one of those cases where it's not an exact translation and the word he's using isn't really "cool" but a more specific jap word?
Because otherwise it's a very stupid take, there is no such thing as too cool.

>>718680074
sexo

>>718669437 (OP)
Victreebel always looked like shit, so this Mega is just whatever.

>>718683772
A design can try too hard.

>>718683636
From what I gleaned Tera and Mega will be available on release with z-moves and dynamax being implimented later.

FEEEEEEEED ME ANON

>>718669437 (OP)
literally my mom's scrotum

>>718669437 (OP)
Why do new Megas look idiotic? Weren't Megas supposed to be cool?

>>718684686
Seymour was a bitch. I would love and support Audrey Jr.

>>718670691
even more proof it's fetish shit
unbelievable

>>718684742
You meant your dad's scrotum right?

>>718681790
its meant to be shedding its skin and wearing it like a hood of sorts. would have been cool if they made the whole thing red and dragon-like but only the head will look like that with a couple of more spikes on the arms. its one of the biggest dissapointments just going off of the descriptions

>>718669437 (OP)
Digipapus we are winning without doing anything :3

>>718670691
Oh so they remembered to make megas fucked up, that's good.

>>718684027
If it's trying too hard then it isn't cool, hence the trying part.

>>718672930
based

>>718684686
>not James

>>718684686
>Vore fags couldn't wait even 24 hours.

>>718686649
Why wait?

>>718669437 (OP)
This is what my phimosis foreskin feels like

>>718670691
>it can even melt through concrete
OH NO NO NO NO TYRANITAR BROS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR RETURN TO FORM

>>718684686
Where's the disposal after pic?

Oh, Dobson is back in the interent? Cool.

>>718687184
>he missed all of gen 8

>>718687293
I very much did. What inflation is therein G8?

>>718686649
Vore is the most cerebral fetish.

>>718687361
Dynamax

>>718684686
I want to see her bones pushing against the sack.

>>718686819
>>718687390
Vore is evil and it's snuff. I don't like seeing cute girls fucking die.

>>718687420
That’s giantess fetish (it’s based)

>>718687420
Oh, that. I don't remember it being much about inflation from the few designs I remember, just it gets bigger and/or meaner and/or littered with stuff.
And as I lean more towards the Dogars club than the Gayfreak club, I know even less.

>>718684850
Did you complain about Alola's obvious femdom fetish with Salazzle, Tsareena, and Pheromosa?

>>718687812
Everyone loves Alola and wishes they could be there right now

>>718669437 (OP)
That looks like they weren't happy with people asking for more megas. It's just spite at this point.

>>718687420
inflation is "getting bigger" but not all "getting bigger" is inflation

kinda want to draw this thing extremely inflated, more so than it already is

>>718670236
I'm always grateful to my lord

>>718688178
Go for it.

>>718688178
And it begins. Gamefreak knew what they were doing with this Dobson power move.

>>718669437 (OP)
THIS IS A VIDEO

>>718687812
if you're asking if i equate normal sexy girl stuff with feeder / purge fetish porn the answer, anon, is no

>>718680006
>26 megas
>Only 12 (being generous) concepts sound good
Grim

>>718688519
>normal sexy girl stuff
>hypnosis and cock-stomping

I've always hated the mega evolutions. It was like Digimon, but even more shit.

>>718688178
>omg I can easily become a reddit king if I do the things people just told that would happen haha Asmongold BTFO

>>718688906
sexy girls doing anything, even things i might not find sexy, is far better than gross weird shit doing something not sexy

>>718675986
Gen 7 gave megas their own dex entries and all of them say stuff like how pokemon suffer when transforming into their mega forms, this was probably an attempt to ease the pain of GF removing megas in the next generation

>>718669437 (OP)
I don't know. It's growing on me.

>>718688178
Imagine it getting water pumped

does it eat by inflation

>>718669437 (OP)
Gives me a boner

>>718676969
>>718688178
>>718684686

i need a dozen images of this thing comically inflated by tomorrow

>>718676969
Bigger

>>718669437 (OP)
Fimosis Victreebell

>>718671565
Yeah, maybe this is the ghost girl building from XY. Or maybe Hex is just doing Hex things

Acid Reflux the Pokemon

Why the fuck don't they just make mega evolutions a staple?

>>718693957
they wanted to shill different gimmicks instead

>>718669437 (OP)
I look like that. :) Chyna numbah wan

>>718693957
They're adding Megas in literally everything now, they finally went back on that bullshit

>>718670236
Big brain chads, how are we feeling?!?!

>>718669437 (OP)
he cute

>>718670832
>>718672378

>>718694545
Megas have been pretty frequently showing up in spinoffs for years now, it was really only the main games and TCG that stopped using them.

Slap that booty

>>718695042
unf

>>718676969
My babies in there, all 28 of them

>>718695243
These flying types are pissing me off...

>>718684686
Predatory instincts give me a boner but the second they actually eat somebody I lose interest
It's almost like hybristophilia

>Pokemon Za
>not a single pizza Pokémon
Gamefreak are useless

>>718669437 (OP)
My biggest problem is that the idea behind the design is fucking boring, it's not interesting like Mega Slowbro, it's just le hecking chonker and if you dare saying anything you're an edgelord who needs to die

>forced inflation + self harm
Yup, I'm coomin'

>>718670691
What prey? Tofu?

>>718696051
Probably mostly bug pokemon

>>718693957
Because they totally fucked up competitive when they were allowed

>>718678230
Every single game has plenty dangerous lore and even drama, it's the surface commercial level that makes the world look like a bouncy castle because you gotta sell those plushies who trannies who go on a mental breakdown the moment you show a semblance of adversity

>>718696051
It was shown hunting some bug-types in a trailer

Petey Piranha bros winning big time

>>718675986
in legends AZ wild pokemon mega evolve by themselves without needing a stone

>>718693957
>Why the fuck don't they just do this
The answer is always obviously, "because they're lazy, greedy and incompetent."

>>718687812
>Tsareena
Is a domination loss mon

>>718679861
>upset when danger colors are used correctly.

Anon your PTSD is showing

>>718675986
Normally, you need a trainer, but a plot point in ZA is how there are some pokemon Megaing without trainers and you've got to discover how.

I GOTTA HAVE A GOOD MEAL

Imagine being a fly on the wall in the office while they were workshopping this thing. "Give it fat stupid lips! Think of the this is fine memes!" bleats Treespirit-Naveah to thunderous applause, completely oblivious to the fact that they just made a moon cricket getting lynched.

>>718696739
nah
that's a domme who likes to cuddle after

>>718697085
Victreebel always had those lips, its just now its trying to keep its mouth closed so its sticks out more.

>>718669437 (OP)
humiliation ritual

>>718695243
I am the original Star Mie

>>718684686
>Female prey
>Eyelashes imply Victreebel is also female
Based F/F enjoyer

>>718669437 (OP)
If the eyes were angry and it had visible fangs it'd be a nicer looking design.
It's understandable why there are no fangs since that's go against the sealed tight thing they're going for, but still.

That being said it's not a bad design. This is no mega barney tier.

>>718687529
Filtered.

>>718697905
While the line has always had pink lips this is just a straight up golliwog. Normal Victreebel closing it's mouth wouldn't look this bad. I can't remember if it ever did in the anime. Stadium? Plus, you know...it's necking itself.

>>718699015
I like seeing the cute girls turn into melted goo

>>718669437 (OP)
Dick sucking lips

>>718699275
He already has a Pokémon

>>718669437 (OP)
he cute

>>718699460
Not bald enough

>>718699460
Swanna Brutananadilewski

vore fiends keep winning

>>718672378
needs a gigachad edit

Who is this?

>>718669437 (OP)
It looks like it has an asphyxiation kink.

>>718670691
>Forcing your Pokemon to mega evo and develop GERD
ISHYGDDT

>>718699853
Mr. Popo

>>718677320
>>718693198
ok

>>718700314
my toes are curling for some strange reason when i look at this stupid fucking retarded MASSIVE fatass cartoon plant....

>>718669437 (OP)
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO POKEBROS WTF IS THIS

>>718700314
The way the vines wrap around its bloated waterballoon-body is hot

>>718669437 (OP)
the acid would melt my cock instantly, but those lips are very tempting...

>>718669437 (OP)
Tbh I kinda like it. It looks a lil goofy but still. Only thing I would change is maybe having the two fangs Victreebell has poking through its lips. Like this.

>>718675710
kill yourself

>>718700314
I need to see the vines finally snapping as she smashes out of the building she's in complete with a tidal wave a sweat and eyes rolling like she just gave birth to a planet

>>718701357
congratulations
you are now a paradox mon

>>718673594
underrated

>>718669437 (OP)
>Even the Japs are making fun of it
It's so fucking over for Gamefreak, man.

>>718669437 (OP)
Kino, like dq king slimes.

>>718669437 (OP)
I like it for the obvious ack joke

>>718669504
>I like ballsacks.

>>718687420
Retard

>>718693957
If they're returning the Gen 3 Legendary Trio dominate the metagame unless they're willing to make the new legendaries into extreme powercreep mode, and for new ones each new design could had been time used to make a new pokemon.

>>718669437 (OP)
Meanwhile in Palworld

>>718670691
>literal autoerotic asphyxiation victreebell

>>718703210
Meanwhile who fucking asked lmao

>>718674951
It's because they think too much on what the young people are into, and they see how many of them like irony and not sincerity. Dudunsparce was the most obvious example of this, fuck.

>>718669437 (OP)
Umm yea, pitcherplants do that. What exactly is wrong here?

>>718703557
I asked

>>718695504
same dude
i prefer when they've gone through millions of years of evolution to have the perfect predatory instinct...to rape
tentacles 4 life

Chuuni try hards are SEETHING

>>718670691
Unless they specifically give it an ability/move that makes poison super effective against steel i dont see why theyed bother writing all this

>>718703210
She cute

>>718669437 (OP)
The fanart is hilarious, do Pokémon fans actually like these Mega Evolution designs?

>>718680006
Meganium's WILL be unexpectedly kino

>>718669437 (OP)
It looks like it belongs in a HYPER CUM thread on /d/.
It looks like a massively cum filled condom.
Maybe a cockvore aftermath picture.

Yeah, slap a photo of some anime girl on the side of it and draw her clothing floating around inside and you've got a cockvore condom trophy.

Enjoy that image, fuckers.

>>718670007
Fuck you I love that ZAmn DragoNITE

>>718674314
>>718674719
Maybe everyone just here isnt an eternally bitter faggot?

>>718670236
Look at those big ass lips and imagine what they could do

>>718704641
Honestly they should've made Steel weak against poison instead of Ground. Strong against only Grass and Fairy? Seriously?

>>718669437 (OP)
Are people really calling this design too stupid when its own evo line started out like this?

>>718704313
the edgebrowns are having a meltdown like usual

>>718669437 (OP)
lol

>>718670714
Jynx nooooooo

>>718704879
Yes, Pokemon is full of the haha xD crowd. This is why they make bad designs, they know they'll think it's funny and embrace it. If they actually tried they'd be shat on by the stupid majority.

>>718669437 (OP)
They massacred my boy Victreebel

>>718705201
based
edgespics eternally seething

>>718676893
Everybody ever since gen 4

>>718705065
>they should've made Steel weak against poison
Yeah, you know what robots are weak to? Neurotoxin and necrotic venom.
Hell, not even robots. A spider bit a tank and the tank stopped working.
I once saw a bee sting a hammer, the metal rusted away.

You fucking retard.

>>718673594
Kek

Pokefags are the biggest case of sunk costs that I've ever seen. New Pokemon is thoroughly shit and yet fans still cling to it like their life depends on it.

>>718705359
Yeah anon, you know what water is weak to? Grass! I once put a few blades of grass in a bucket and it made the whole thing evaporate!

>>718705359
They could conflate acid with poison though and then it makes sense.

I have a thing for cartoony thick lipped men so I'll take what I can get

>>718688178
sneed
https://files.catbox.moe/glkiui.png

>>718669437 (OP)
I don't think they were going for the "so bad it's good" look, but they nailed it.

>>718669437 (OP)
still a better design than anything form unova

>>718703210
dude... i just NEED TO JERK OFF. i NEED them to look female so i CAN JERK OFF

>>718705581
browns love bringing up sunk cost fallacy for some reason

>>718705581
This

>>718696208
Literally everything fucks up competitive. Compared to giga max and terra megas are pretty god damn tame. And lets not pretend the power crept nu mons arent stronger than every mega

>>718676969
>>718700314
>>718705841
blessed anons

>>718669437 (OP)
he's literally me

>2025
>caring about Pokemon
it's time to let go anons

>>718705067
I think 99% of people forgot bellspout and weepingbell exist. Im one of them until this post

>>718706254
Not possible for diehard pokefags

>>718705914
Lemme guess, you're one of those "hurr hurr they made ice cream region bad" types? How about looking at the actual good designs. Galvantula is better than anything from gens 3 and 4 you retard.

Just woke up to my brother calling me about this fat fuck acking itself and immediately jumped on /v/ hoping for exactly >>718670120 Best friend is also seething at this second. I couldn't fucking breathe the past 10 minutes. Victreebel is done forever.

>>718670691
>GERD is now a Mega Evolution

>>718706691
>Victreebel at its most competitive will always look like this

>>718704879
Trailer made it grow on me. It bouncing around was a little cute.

>>718706691
>dude trannies lmao
Brainrotted retard. If you look at OP and see anything other than a tied off sack, you are beyond mentally ill and should put yourself out of your own misery.

>>718706691
didn’t ask

>>718705581
>New Pokemon is thoroughly shit
Says who? You? Do you even play Pokemon?

>>718705581
rent free.

>>718670236
HEY HEY HEY

>>718707318
>>718707497
See >>718706605

>>718707286
nobosy asked you

>>718707989
rent free

>>718707989
The linked post is not relevant to the conversation.

>>718688002
scoutmaster lumpus is that you

>>718670236
oh god you reminded me of that wojak meme with that fat man smiling.

>>718670081
probably corrosion, poison attacks hitting steel

>>718708447
>still in the thread about the game he "hates"
rent free

>>718669828
>hardly offensive
>literally auto asphyxiation the pokemon
People literally kill themselves choking themselves like Victreebell.

>>718708497
We're all here to laugh at you, don't you understand?
Pokémon is like Sonic, a joke franchise where anon go into threads to have a good laugh and liven up their afternoon. If it weren't for that, no one would be here.

>>718708789
didn't read. rent free.

>>718708497
>l-leave my safe space only comfy words are allowed here

>>718708497
It's fun to make fun of pokefags, but I'll admit it is a low hanging fruit these days

>>718707318
>Says who?

>>718708880
Sorry, I'm laughing too loud to read anything.

>>718708935
>72 even with the Nintendo bonus
Damn that's bad

>>718708497
It's funny to see a trainwreck!
That's why were here!

>>718708902
>>718708913
>>718709031
its crazy how much pokemon makes you seethe just by existing. lol. rent free.

>>718708789
>a joke franchise where anon go into threads to have a good laugh and liven up their afternoon
What? Your afternoons suck or something? Kind of sound like you're the pathetic one here bud.

>>718669437 (OP)
Nigtreebell

>>718709156
Don't disrespect City Escape like that.

I actually don't hate and kinda actually like it more then Dragonites mega but that could be due to having higher expectations for Dragonite over victreebel. It does also give off more gigantamax to me then mega which isn't a big deal since I don't really like a lot of the mega designs anyways.

>>718671037
I didn't know Turtlerock devs posted on /v/.

>>718709160
>>718708880
>>718708497
>>718708081
>>718707497
learn to read, otherwise obsessed.

>>718705841
>this isn't even fetish art, it's just how the Pokemon looks
Amazing

>>718709954
>still here
rent free.

>>718709967
It is a little bigger than normal at least.
I could do much bigger.

>>718708497
This post sure struck a nerve

>>718670236
Father, why have you let these devilish japs have access to your precious tricknology?

>>718710178
proofs?

>>718693957
Directors changed and Ohmori wanted to turn Pokemon into Yokai Watch

>>718710159
Whatever to say, obsessed parrot.

>>718710504
rent free. lol.

>>718710545
obsessed lol.

>>718710678
>mindbroken
my job is done.

>>718708913
is that sour grapes

I didn't like the idea of the design concept in the leaks, but I admit I do like his cute stupid little face.

>>718707223
Cope.
>>718670236
>>718672378
>>718673594
>>718702306

>>718710747
it's fine anon
everything are sour grapes
we accept that now

>>718672804
So wargreymon is just godzilla underneath the armor?

>>718710628
kek

Reminder Megas are cruel forced evolutions, and they are in horrible pain. This is canon.

Victreebel might have a cute, stupid little face, but it is also being strangled by its own vine, and is literally about to burst from being unable to release its own digestive fluids.

Megas are cruel, but this is essentially France so no surprise there

>>718709160
See >>718708447

>>718669437 (OP)
So when do we get a cool mega evolution after these last two were complete flops?

>>718711396
see >>718710545

>>718711446
see >>718710678

>>718711503
see >>718710735

>>718711371
Some of those Pokédex entries were disturbing. “The stress of its two proud wings becoming misshapen and stuck together because of strong energy makes it go on a rampage.”

>>718711551
>>718710735
>buckbroken
our job is done

>>718669437 (OP)
Pokefags deserved these garbage ass baby designs.

>>718711570
>Salamence chimping out because his wings actually got better at flying

>>718711435
Some of them will be cool, I hope
Sketches based on the leaked descriptions of the megas. They'll probably somehow look worse in the actual design but I guess it gives the idea.
I like demon froslass personally, that one is probably going to be a slam dunk. I hope dragalge is good too, he's a neat design in the first place.

>>718709156
Honestly SA2 looks better than ZA KEK

>>718711775
>slam barkley
>david bowie
>electric thunders
>kkk member
>zamazenta
yeah sure

>>718711775
.............Grim

>>718711729
This

>>718711872
Oh no I know most of them will be bad. Starmie and feraligatr in particular are just going to be why tier, even fan interpretations can't seem to make them good
In particular I'm a floette fan so hearing it was getting a mega against all odd was great, but I'm really not looking forward to turning it into a weird fetus thing.
Modern pokemon is just no good, but there's gotta be a couple cool ones

>>718711775
I actually got mad when they described mega feraligatr. All the things they could've done and what he gets is a small red head is some bs.

>>718711775
I’ll probably end up using Delphox. Her witch form would be festive, considering the game comes out close to Halloween.

>>718711775
>more greninja wanking
I'm tired boss.

>>718711872
>kkk member
I was thinking that too. There’s no way Mega Scrafty actually looks like that kek.

>>718711775
Scrafty should never get a Mega

>>718712161
>Floette has fetus imagery
Not even being subtle about getting fucked by AZ.

>>718712271
he's a starter in XY. this was a given.

>>718712362
Please do not the flower

>>718712447
Yeah, but still wanking.

>>718705841
love the sense of scale on this

>>718711775
>Mega falinks
Kek

>>718712552
Tinkerbell has porn.

Buy digimon. Become based. Avoid pokemon.

I like it. It's a very memorable design

>>718712780
>digimon
be serious.

>>718712780
Fuck Bamco. Time Stranger is already suspiciously less sexy than Cyber Sluts.

>>718670236
kek

>>718712780
People that aren't poor or too stupid to pirate already play both, sorry you can't relate.

>>718672804
What the fuck happened to WGM?

>>718712658
>anon is completely enveloped in sloshy plant belly
GIWTWM

>>718669437 (OP)
>>718680074
I unironically want to have oral SEX with an flower!!!!!

>>718712864
>he forgot new order

>>718712780
I bought Palworld but I may consider Digimon also
>Avoid pokemon
That goes without saying

>>718713121
Different artist.

>>718693957
Because some megas should have been regular evolutions (Mawile, Houndoom, Sableye, etc).

>>718676969
>>718669437 (OP)

hoyl fuckign sexo

>>718713504
This. They should'n't have given one stage Pokemon a mega at all and gave them actual evolutions. I would even go as far to say that they should retcon 3 stage evolutions and let POkemon have a 4th evolution if they fall below a certain BST. Raichu getting cheated out of an evolution just because they decided to make a cuter version of Pikachu only to disregard it when the marketing ploy failed was some BS.

As a fan of Victreebel for 25 years. Its alright. Kinda think Vileplume should get something as well.

>>718714234
The Oddish line got Bellossom, so it evens out.

>>718679564
so boring

>>718714234
Gloom should get a third evolution with the shiny stone.

>>718714346
Bellossom sucks, so I get his point.

>>718714346
Bellossom was also 25 years ago.

>>718711872
>>718712315
Scrafty will be an El Santo reference.

>>718712658
BIG
I
G

>>718703210
Based

>>718669437 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOg5JYyFmA

>>718669437 (OP)
It's actually fucking astounding how bad Pokemon's art direction is now

>>718669437 (OP)
damn bro i want him to swallow me

>>718711775
They did Delphox dirty. Where's her Braixen mini skirt...

>>718713987
Just give Gorochu as a Mega with obscene stats.

>>718715554
Pangoro already exists and too bad will never get a mega.

anons itt be like "damn I wish I were trapped in an enclosed space and covered in digestive acids"

>>718715937
hnnnnngh

>>718715937
It's a cartoon plant that doesn't exist. It's like someone posting inflation and going 'omg ur into internal rupturing' or transformation and saying 'wow you know you wouldnt be alive anymore right' when it's a fantasy fetish to begin with.

Anyways yes I want to be deep in those acids to fill this fat ass up.

>>718716128
>whoa dude I only want to be eaten by a DRAWING of a plant

I've already blew a dozen loads to this thing. Not over snuff shit but the whole inflation torture aspect.

>>718716197
dude you cant even get eaten by any of this shit in real life and you wouldnt die from the acid you would die from suffocation

you dont even have your own bullshit together on what you want to bitch about here

>>718716197
a FAT one

>>718716128
>fat virgins wanting to feed themselves to the fat plant

Where's the gardevoir variant that looks like this

>>718716628
Trapped in there with gas since he cant burp

how big do you think its dumps are

>>718669437 (OP)
>literally ACKs itself
finally! some trans representation in pokemon

>>718717185
XDD TROON!!! u make troon joke lol hello fellow troonhater XD

>>718717041
Probably snorlax sized

>>718717041
I don't see a hole so I'm assuming it just shits out of it's mouth
that being said, enough to choke on

>>718711775
Okay I finally understand what's going on with Feraligatr now

>>718717041
It can't let any of it out so most of that fat is shit. You really want to be in there now?

>>718670236
Yakub-chan...

>>718717591
haha

>>718711134
>>718713038
Got infected by G cells and turned into Godzilla for the Godzilla 70th anniversary digimon virtual pet. Other digimon infected include, Metal Greymon, Skull Greymon and Machinedramon. It's a funny nod to how they almost made a godzilla vpet decades ago but the deal got scrapped so they repurposed the sprites into the digimon from Digital Monster Ver. 5.

>>718705841
HOLY HSIT
Im IN ABSOLUTE AWE

>>718717423
The hole is on the bottom it waits till it has a trainer in its vines, then fills them up with their shit till the trainer can't move

>>718717591
i mean its what you are going to become anyways so at least its cushioned in there

>>718717185
the 'toss drawing will be inevitable.

make another thread so i can do a part 2 of this >>718705841

>>718718132
better start salting and seasoning yourself then because you're going right in there if there's another thread

>>718717858
Does it do this if it likes you or hates you

>>718717796
>metalgreymon
about that... we don't like to talk about it

>>718718236
It'll only turn you into its poketoilet if it likes you