Thread 718671302

Why is everyone so obsessed with that horse game?

>>718671302 (OP)
because gachafags have nothing to do once their daily tasks are complete so they just shitpost till they reset

>>718671302 (OP)
It's actually a good game despite the gacha aspects.

>>718671302 (OP)
dunno

>>718671614
pretty much this. I refused to even look at it for a few months but my friends kept going on about it and eventually I caved thinking it'd be a way to spend an afternoon before deleting it, and now I'm 100 hours in. There's not an especially deep reason, it's just a solid management/raising game with some cute stories attached to it.
I still kinda hate it to a degree just because the gacha elements are a serious albatross around its neck that's impossible to ignore, but it does enough right that I can see why it has a fanbase.

>>718671302 (OP)
even if you are f2p it's fun and feels like a genuine game and not a "daily chores to give corpos bigger numbers" simulator like most phone games

my favorite streamer played it!

because everyone is a sissified tablet raised and raped faggot that somehow can somehow not only tolerate a single solitary second of gacha, but makes the newest gacha their entire personality for half a year

>>718671302 (OP)
even worse it's a japanese gacha game = no nudity unlike chinese goongames.
Blue archive is korean, i always thought "wow japan is based for making that game" but i was wrong. it's Korean.

>>718672180
How does it feel like a real game? You just pull for gacha whores, make their number go up, then run an rng race simulator

>>718672180
>feels like a genuine game
bro its a vertical phone ancient gacha there is no gameplay you control nothing

People loved gamblig since the dawn of time.

>>718672415
BA's chibis are better than horse chibis.
All games should be measured by the quality of the chibi.

I don't get the appeal of Rikka

Princess Maker was always ludo

>>718672786
She's hot

>>718671824
Yeah, the gacha elements are especially bad even compared to the other gacha I've played in the past.
>oh you want a specific trainee?
>better make sure you save up for 4+ months first!
>and no free rolls!

>>718671302 (OP)
Because human retention is a solved game.

>arbitrary numbers to make bigger somehow? check
>Daily tasks? check
>Anime women to grow attached to? check
>Silly "XD SO ZANY LMFAO ROFLLLL" concept? check
>Gambling system with "BRIGHT FLASHY RAINBOW COLORS WOW BRO"? Check

Every single video game today incorporates some of these aspects for a reason you know.
Once you understand how it works and what all of us (myself included) are naturally inclined to spend hours doing for no reward you start to see how fucked we are.

>>718672437
monster rancher is a real videogame and this is basically the same gameplay loop except its a race instead of monster fighting

>>718672981
>spend hours doing for no reward
Thats recreational activities in general really.
What makes gachas distinct from other kinds is that they don't end, so the drive to move onto the next thing doesn't really happen at a healthy rate due to the daily attachment that is habit forming.

>>718671302 (OP)
>>718671807
my cheating gf (god I wish)

I must share the trending topic
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>>718671807
Is this real?
They really emphasize her thighs now it's just comically fat

The game is just good, nothing you can do about it.

>>718671302 (OP)
Unironically streamers and their cultists
The second their slop general on /v/ started losing traction thy moved to the DALL-E thread to post AI sloppa lmao

>>718671807
>japan has been infected by american culture
Its literally over for japan, its up to china to mantain the asian status quo

>>718675597
>>718676052
Built for black cock

>>718671302 (OP)
It's not everybody, it's like 5 weeaboo autists that love anything as long as it's jap culture and constantly make threads even though the mods have clearly told them to take it to /vg/ by deleting their threads here.

>>718676216
...

>>718675597
you're about 75 years late to be complaining about the Americanisation of Japan

>>718671302 (OP)
Isn't this the girl from that hentai where she takes unprotected creampies from an old man and has to cover herself down there with a piece of tape to prevent it from leaking out and she gets pregnant?

>>718675597
Good lord. I only know this bitch with the flippy hair from the one guy on this planet actively developing fertilization porn.
>Isn't all porn fertilization?
Not the way he does it.

>>718678214
Source? Can't find one with that specific scenario

>>718671302 (OP)
They're jewish zoophiles

>>718671302 (OP)
rikka sexo

>>718682471
big sexxo based rikkagod

>>718682705
Anaru

>>718671614
No it's not you fucking moron.

>>718671302 (OP)
>Why is everyone so obsessed with that horse game?
Easy anon horsecock futa porn!

>>718672180
>"daily chores to give corpos bigger numbers"
that's exactly what it is

>>718675597
>nip demoralization poster was a ladyboy country
and kluck klack to you too pagnoodle

Rikka has the emotional depth of a spoon and the personality of a microwave beep. Her thighs are literally the best thing about her and it's all about her not even doing anything. Akane is ugly so at least you have something to look at when it comes to Rikka but still.

>>718687515
dont care
thighs

>>718687515
in her anime, i like her realistic mannerism and her realistic sounding voice acting sounds sexy.

Because the horse game is fun.

>>718688718
>make a girl a total cunt
>anon praise her realistic mannerisms
lol

>>718687515
She's the mom of the team, the emotional core that keeps the group together and pulls everyone back when they start to stray off. The same role that Yomogi had in Dynazenon. With that said though, in terms of actual character, Yume mogs both her and Akane.

>>718676216
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>718688924
I was going to ask if I should watch gridman but after reading this, I believe I will refrain

>>718690059
>a shitty screenshot by an NTRcuck is able to convince anyone to not watch a show
are you this fickle?

>>718690059
You should. It's really good.

>>718672786
thighs.

thats it.

i rabu rikka

the green dude hates her too

I can't get invested in these games because it's another daily chore. I have enough.

>>718688924
I want to be her emotional tampon so bad

>>718688718
>realistic mannerism
Oh, being a disinterested "romantic interest"? No. The girls in SSSS are trash. Yume Dynazenon who makes meetings with guys only to flake on them is even worse. No, that's not being "mysterious". That's called being a disrespectful asshole.

>>718689771
Yume is a dumb uninteresting cunt who walks around with an accessory as if that makes her interesting. Her "muh sister" plot gets resolved off screen and from then on she's just a flaky loser. She's objectively trash. Yomoji could have a romance with the cockpit of Dynazenon and have more chemistry.

>>718672786
Her thighs in her uniform. Remove her from the uniform and put her in a swimsuit and literally no one cares. Give Rikka a skirt and some lowtops/socks to emphasize her legs and that's it. That's literally it. She's eye candy but a complete and total waste of a character so everyone just maximizes the one thing the character is good for: eye candy/male gaze/sex appeal. She isn't truly a romantic interest so she's honestly a waste of time to even focus on.

>>718691860
go listen to the voice acting in gridman. Even nip audience says there's a realistic feel to the way characters converse to each other.

>>718688924
Yume is even worse because she HAS no sex appeal. No thighs, nothing to look at. She has the personality of a cardigan. She's in the OP yet waffles on actually contributing and helping everyone out. The women are the worse aspects of this series.

>>718692112
I don't care about what the Japanese think! Rikka and Yume are childish and stupid.

>>718690059
it has a KINO ending. SSSS. Gridman did.

i saw it a few weeks ago. Is there a sequel after the movie?

>>718688924
Rikka was created by Akane. She's like a gay mirror or something. It makes no sense and is stupid. You have to either be into AkanexRikka yuri or you just do what every straight guy does who was hoping for a romance in this series: You just take what Rikka has to offer and you ignore everything else about her crappy character. She wants to be a cunt? Cool. Ignore everything she says and just oogle her legs. Flat out ignore all the stupid nonsense that comes out of her mouth and just appreciate her aesthetic beauty until she fucks off. She didn't contribute anything and she wants for even less. Worthless.

>>718691860
>That's called being a disrespectful asshole.
Yes, that was the point.

>>718692206
>She's in the OP yet waffles on actually contributing and helping everyone out.
She immediately went along with being a Dynazenon pilot while Yomogi was the one who waffled. Did you even watch the fucking show?

>>718692470
>ESL
what are you even saying, idiot?

>>718692597
>I CAN'T READ
Get some comprehension nerd.

>>718692530
>Yes, that's the point.
Cool. Enjoy your shitty show and low expectations.

>>718692459
>sequel for the movie
A sequel for more blueballs where Rikka doesn't acknowledge the primary protagonist of the show? Why would you want possibly want more of this trash?

>>718692459
There are a couple voice dramas set after the movie, but no actual animated sequels

>>718692664
Your grammar and vocabulary is all over the place. You stumble upon your words and say the same thing every sentence. Nigga, YOU need to learn some comprehension.

>>718692664
>esl calling people retards with shit tastes

Yuta is so lucky

>>718671302 (OP)
No clue

>>718692813
Know where i can find'em?

Is this duel?

>>718692986
No audio but here are the transcripts
https://barnnn.blogspot.com/p/ssssgridman-voice-dramas.html

Mujina nee-san for me

>sumata takarada_rikka projectile_cum
Time for video games

>>718671537
Literally this

They just dump porn and "discuss" (post their dice roll results) after finishing the 10 minutes of content per day in each gacha """"game""""

>>718693149
dang, thanks. Thats alot i'm missing.

>>718672898
It's free to play, what do you expect?

>>718671302 (OP)
VR Stallion? Because it gives me a boner.

>>718671302 (OP)
Because zoomers are retarded sheep that do exactly what they're told by anything resembling an authority figure and millennials are so fucking afraid of looking old and out of touch they'll blindly jump on anything that is popular with zoomers.

>>718671807
Wow, they ruined her.

>>718693552
Eh?

Why is everyone so obsessed with that bug game?

>>718671302 (OP)
>Why is everyone so obsessed with that horse game?
discover it's yourself, it's free

>>718671807
sexo

>>718671302 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>718698505
could be

>>718691042
Ikarashi my goat. Cannot wait to see what he does with Edgerunners S2

>>718696205
no i will not play the game with golshi in it. that's basically her containment field.

>>718671302 (OP)
Influencer/streamer hype, game is one of the worst gachas but goyim play everything asmonkike mentions.

>>718672786
she's an enko bitch

>>718690059
That's a very biased and reductive breakdown of her actions throughout the show.

>>718702541
Rikka is a vapid idiot who takes up too much screentime. Only moronic lesbians and lonely men projecting onto teenage girls would think otherwise. Akane is too stupid to make herself happy: the show. And Rikka is just her accessory. This is why everyone jacks off to Rikka. It's all that piece of trash brings to the "show".

Yume is even worse because she isn't sexy. Gridman is a trash series.

akane was always better

>>718672898
>>and no free rolls!
what? i am getting 1 or 2 free rolls daily

All part of the scheme to get gambling normalized and soon adored

>>718704098
>reddit spacing

>>718671807
>>718675597
>>718682471
>>718704623

>>718706417
BABY DAN DAN
BABY DAN DAN

>>718671302 (OP)
they arent its just a few gacha fags forcing it just to spam the board with their shitty generic anime girls, those threads should be nuked on sight

>>718671614
>videogame
>gacha
You can only pick one. They are incompatible.

>>718671302 (OP)
It's the same reason why you're obsessed with being a faggot

>>718693571
this must be why gotcha games are so popular. you can't even play one for more than 10 minutes, so they just play all of them.

>>718708362
It's funnier than that, some gachas have/had dailies that take a long time (hour or more) but then all gachafags do is complain they actually have to play the game and that it should be faster