Thread 718678748

>tfw my shitch 2 is already collecting dust
it's mariover

Now you can go outside!

is there a reason why there’s barely exclusives?

get fucked Eric

>>718678748 (OP)
Bananza is absolute ludo but MKW is shit so once I finish the former I'll have an expensive paper weight in my room until the next Mario/Zelda/Smash comes out.

When the news comes out that the vax is bad I could see the vast majority of vaxxers taking their own life rather than “hunt down those responsible” like some people think. These are the most passive people on earth and will simply die if the local news tells them to. The vax is even proof of that.

>>718679319
kek

>>718678748 (OP)
Mario if he vaxxed

>>718678748 (OP)
>not waiting for the oled version
you only have yourself to blame

>>718679119
MAMA FUCKER
WOWIE ZOWIE

>>718679526
2 more weeks until the dieoff am i rite?

https://evo.gg/news/2025-business-update
Good to see that OP is taking the news of Sony bending over to jeets yet again extremely well.

>>718679772
what do you mean bending over? Snoys are Jeets

>>718679772
>>718679836
Who the h*ck cares about Sony?

>>718678748 (OP)
>launch with mario kart
>cyberpunk through july
>dk in august
>pokemon october
>kirby november
I’m content with mine. Strange of you to commit to a new console without considering what titles you would play on it.

>>718678748 (OP)
>>718678994
>>718679119
>>718680290
>>718679568
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718680356
>pokemon

>>718680593
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718678748 (OP)
Mine is fine, but only due me having Pokémon on it and farming that event for Herba Mystica.

>>718679194
The worst part with MKW is that it has the whole Potential Meme going for it, but Nintendo basically seems to deliberately sabotage it with all the retarded decisions Like an obvious way to make the Open World actually worth a damn is just setting Kart/Minion (Characters still being GP) unlocks to happen at Sticker Amount milestones, suddenly getting Stickers from the random shit in it actually feel like progression. and that is not getting started on the Intermission obsession, enough people talked about THAT.

Dash food is cool and all, but the costumes should also honestly been unlockables by actually playing the game instead, especially since we all know people probably turn off transforming once they unlocked them all so they can stay in the costume they picked.

>>718678994
No new gimmicks, so lots of lower budget games can just target a switch 1 release. Drag X Drive is the only budget title because so far its the only game that actually found a way to leverage the mouse gimmick in a way no other platform can replicate. Nintendo is trickling out their 1st party games one month at a time to maximize saturation.

Blame casual gamers that only buy one game every couple of months and are the largest target audience.

>>718680593
Yes, pokemon.
Am i supposed to not because a consolewar sperg on 4chan posted an overused gif at me?

>>718678748 (OP)
yeah pretty slim pickings so far... DK was great though and looking forward to Kirby next week, I never played it on Switch so it will be like a brand new game for me. MP4 needs to be like an 11/10

>>718681348
>pokemon

>>718681469
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718678748 (OP)
>switch 2 emu will be done long before it has a library worth playing
based

>>718681551
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718681517
What a fukn faggot.

>>718678748 (OP)
>Buying Nintendo garbage after 1998
You only got yourself to blame. Next time just wait for the emulator to work.

>>718681742
Ignore their tranny Discord tactics

>>718681551
>>718681743
what emulator? the switch 2 isn't even hacked yet.

>>718678994
you know how in the 10s companies like activision and ea cut out the flops to focus on the hits? yea thats what nintendos doing now.

>>718679119
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

>>718681743
>>718681742
>>718681841
>>718681862
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718681851
Every console gets emulated/hacked eventually. Especially Nintendo. PC got Switch games before the Switch itself at the end of its lifecycle.

>>718681851
>not hacked after 2 months
BRO THEYRE SO SLOW

>>718681965
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718681862
The 2010s were really EA and Activision's golden years...

>>718678994
they want people to keep buying the switch 1 as well

>>718681965
>>718681979
see you in 6 years when the emulator finally boots a game.

>>718678748 (OP)
>save and ef-ACK

>>718682089
You lost and got raped;;, Eric

>>718682093
By then the Switch 2 might finally have a library worth emulating