Thread 718682498

omg truuu

>>718682909
Stonetoss is a nazi.

>>718682498 (OP)
what the fuck his game spawned a shiny chikorita from the get-go!? and he didnt pick it?? is he stupid???

>>718682498 (OP)
I remember watching a video where a women found a shiny starter but she accidentally reset her game.

>>718682978
No he's not. I just draw provocative political cartoons. If anything he's more of a paleoconservative.

>>718683048
>muh shinys
grow up

>>718682498 (OP)
Why are people so transphobic. Chikorita is an icon!

>>718683048
that would involve picking chikorita as your starter unfortunately

>>718683243
bait or joke?

>>718682498 (OP)
fixed

>>718682909
In the minigun.

I don't get it, can you give me a helping hand redditbros?

>>718682498 (OP)
hmm quick scan here, nope no nuclear green so no shinies, reboot

>>718683127
>I

Lycanroc

>>718682909
Their diaperfur stuff is better

>>718683735
omg real stonethrow itt?!?!

>>718683657
2ND place = first LOSER
Only the WINNER gets chosen
Those other two are sore LOSERS

>>718683657
the worst pokemon of this gen is a shiny and even that wasn't enough to get someone to pick them

>>718683905
Oh, so its more stonetoss might is right fascism, thank you for elucidating the situation anonymous poster.

>>718682498 (OP)
why is this one slightly different than the other? what did pud in awa la mean by this

i always choose chikorita albeit

>>718684252
he probably just wanted to remake it after his drawing skills got a bit better

>>718684732
Congrats on your transition.

I choose Bayleef (female)
Yes, my weiner is going in her
Many times

>>718684739
still can't draw hands for shit

>>718683657
Pokemon fans aren't allowed to pick any pokemon that isn't expressly considered cool to the 8-13 male demographic.

I chose Totodile because I loved Steve Irwin as a kid

>>718683506
Usually I feel like too much gets cut out, but I think this actually has all the information to make the joke work. Nice job.

>>718684739
>better

>>718682978
based

>>718683506
>>718685153
fully optimized

Totodile is way better than firefag.

>>718686129
>>718685041
this

can someone turn this into loss

>>718682978
you cant be brown and a nazi

>>718683048
I forgot about Shinies
I thought the gag was the author just really liked the Leaffag

>>718686129
The free Shiny Gyarados moggs the Gator

>>718686659
Go to /pol/ and tell them that
Every "nazi" you see there speaks arabic

>>718682978
based stonetoss

>>718682978
So what?

>>718686129
in competitve, yes. but fire is the rarest type of the three especially in gen 2 and cyndaquil is a solid mon otherwise and will give you the smoothest experience through johto's campaign

>>718682498 (OP)
Wait, so how do you get a shiny starter Pokemon? I thought that the probabilities were tied to your internal ID or something, do you just restart multiple times and hope for the best?

>>718683506
I think the efficiency jew virus is the mark of soullessness.

>>718683048
>shiny
no tactical advantage whatsoever

>>718689757
Why did he do it?

>>718689757
>This is who won /v/ character of the year
This board is a joke

>>718682978
Based nazi latino.

>>718689928
>Based nazi latino.

>>718682498 (OP)
>He didn't pick the blue crocodile.
Why?

>>718683048
Never understood the appeal of shiny pokemon, most of the time they look uglier than the regular versions. Guess some pokemon players are just addicted to fake rarity.

>>718690045
I'm a chud, I'm not average.

>>718682498 (OP)
I wonder if anyone ever picked grass in gs. That thing looked lame as hell in every step of evolution

>>718690273
I did on the VC version before getting a sunkern and using it until i got celebi

>>718689679
Based

>>718682498 (OP)
1st:Chamander/Squirtle
2nd:Tototile
3rd:Grass Lizard
4th:Fire Monkey
5th:Fire Pig
6th:Water Frog
7th:Grass Owl

>>718689757
i unironically saw a kid doing this at six flags the other day with my friend. Shadow plushie and everything. I even pulled this webm back up at my phone to show him and our lolz were rocked

>>718690798
There's hope for the new generation yet

>>718689928
whats the nazi latino theme that plays?

>>718682978
Based Stonetoss

>>718689218
Yes or you can breed one instead of doing this turbo sperg shit where you spend like 10 minutes for a single roll of 1/8000 odds

Lmao, he picked the pedo starter.

ho ho ho

>>718690045
that "person" is clearly not average, and neither are (You)

>>718682498 (OP)
soul

>>718684252
souless

>>718691072
>>718689928
>>718689041
>>718685554
cringe ahh replies

>>718691950
>ahh
Wtf does this even mean and why have I been seeing zoomers parrot it everywhere recently? Is it an acronym or something?

>>718690071
Dont they have buffed stats?

>>718692152
goofy ahh unc

>>718692152
It's ass modified to get past tiktok censorship janny

>>718689218
It depends on the game. For many games you can just soft reset.
The easier game to do that in are Soul Silver and Heart Gold because you can save in front of the pokeballs and you can see from the preview if one of the starters are shiny, it's about 3 checks every 30 seconds per copy. If you do it with 4 copies you're doing 24 encounters per minute or 1440 encounters per hour, which means it would take on average less than 6 hours to find a shiny. With one copy of the game it would take on average 24 hours to find one.
Not bad all things considered.

>>718682978
I don’t care

>>718692152
Zoomers are so restrained by their social media overlords that the algorithm is policing the way they speak even outside of said media

>>718692152
It means "ass" because nogs literally cannot be bothered to finish saying single-syllable words. It's become ironic unironic poisoned newspeak and is basically on the same level as the already wordfiltered shit

>>718692298
millennials really ruined the internet with their censorship

>>718689218
>I thought that the probabilities were tied to your internal ID or something
I forgot to say that if I remember correctly this should only be relevant in Emerald because of fucked up coding.
In new games starters are shiny locked so you have to breed. Can't remember when they started locking them, I know legendaries where locked in Black and White, with the exception of Kyurem which they forgot to lock for some reason.

>>718682978
He's based and a main reason we got Trump elected

>>718683048
the shiny sparkle costs extra time in your speedrun

>>718692298
sad as it is, I at least get why they do it inside their censored hell holes.
How the fuck they got buck broken enough to do it outside them is a mystery to me, though.

Wait, I'm confused. What's wrong with being racist or a Nazi?

>>718691950
>>718692298
Surprised you guys just don't use sass instead.

>>718693323
They think it will get them laid with roasties. Little do they know roasties only pick chads, regardless of their political affiliations.

>>718690071
>fake rarity
Buzzword. Cope.

>>718684252
this one's the shiny version

>>718692152
niggerspeak
all zoomerspeak is niggerspeak
niggers append "ass" to adjectives, but because they always speak slurred and can't pronounce consonants, it sounds like "ahh" instead