Thread 718684192

Soulsbros, they're amking fun of us....

haha you dided a typo

>>718684192 (OP)
Bikecuck

>>718684192 (OP)
Bike cuck!

My favorite is when the windup takes an unnatural 50 years to even comeplete

>>718684426
Sometimes, the animations are deliberately delayed so you dodge too early and get hit. Kinda like feinting in a real life fight.
This was title defense Bear Huggers signature thing in Punch Out Wii.

average rollslap player reaction to being praised for their dodging skills

>>718684192 (OP)
>Avoiding the fist instead of phasing through it.
Retard artist.
Retartist

>>718684426
This especially when you can just strafe behind them and land 2 charged heavies before they even swing

>>718684614
Is this actual real chainmail?
I thought real chainmail would be more dense with the chain links. I can see trough this.

>>718684192 (OP)
good one retarded fucking faggot but the challenge is in attacking while it's safe and watch the stamina and distance yourself during unavoidable attacks

also I bet this faggot loves skyrim, a game which the combat is way more braindead.

>>718684192 (OP)
Cuck

when will he troon out?

>>718684192 (OP)
haha
bike cuck

>>718684831
just needs to block the blade dunnit bruv

>>718684192 (OP)
I can guarantee you this man hasn't fought Fume Knight.

Has he trooned out yet?

>>718684192 (OP)
the bike cuck is playing with toys now?

>>718685050
Blades can still break the chainmail.
A bad chainmail might only absorb one sword blow before breaking and needing repair, whereas a good chainmail will absorb 10 or 20.

>>718684426
I never played souls shit so I was quite fascinating to see how bad things have become in mainstream gaming with e33.
Attack animations will randomly speed up or halt with no rhyme or reason to how bodies or even just objects move in a desperate attempt to add another 15 minutes of playtime for not learning the unreactable timing on first try.
Makes me sad because I loved parrying in fighting games back then. I could see the Matrix in Soul Calibur 2 and GI 95% of moves and I could read my friends minds as Geese with his 3 heights counters.

>>718685154
Why wouldn't a basedboy cuck play with toys? Same reason he plays Souls games.

>>718685345
neat

>>718684192 (OP)
We need a 5th panel where the little souls guy steals his bike.

>>718684192 (OP)
This joke doesn't really work, starting darksoul3 all patterns are especially made to be fake phone poses with delays and blast aoe that goes against the motion just to make it impossible to predict anything and boil it down to learning all patterns

>>718684192 (OP)
isnt that the bike cuck guy

>>718685868
Yes!

>>718685376
That is 100% an Elden Ring issue, the actual souls games, bloodborne and Sekiro do not suffer from this issue in the least. You should at least play DS1, it's a great game and contrary to popular belief it's a rather easy game.

>>718685376
Retard.

>>718685768
Only faggots bother to learn boss patterns. Just wear and equip the heaviest shit you can find and trade hits with your hyper armor. The way Miyazaki intended.

>>718686041
Wow... so perfect... when can I play this?

>>718686041
This is too accurate. Margit felt like a Dark Souks parady.

>>718685754
congrats you actually made me laugh out loud

>>718686301
This Anon made the ER DLC.

>>718684192 (OP)
Poor Shen the egg. I hope he finds the courage to live his truth soon.

>>718686041
When even normalfaggots are tired of soulslop, you know it's a dire and grim situation...

>>718684192 (OP)
>bicycus cucksimus

>>718684192 (OP)
How long until he troons out?
I want to see his cute pp

>>718686041
Me spinning away

>>718686536
The Havel Build is objectively the most fun way to play these games, both in PvP and PvE. God I love tanking hits and pancaking people.

>>718687439
Agreed, but I find its no good for bosses outside of DS2 and the ER DLC. Latter being forced upon the player.

>>718686041
This is fake, you know because the attack actually hits only on the front without first doing a wide kick to avoid side steps and a flame fart to avoid backstabs

>>718687148
>I want to see his cute pp
He's gonna cut it off before you ever get to see it

>>718684192 (OP)
Someone post that image of that fat muscular man raping his bike while he sits n the corner and watches.

>>718686041
Why doesn't he pause for half a second during the swing?

>>718686041
>okay, now that I know this timing I'll just attack him while he winds up
>half the time he delivers the attack early

>>718686052
GRIME had the exact same issue so I will just assume it is the souls brainrot that is infesting the devs these days.

>>718684970
>>718685084
>>718686715
>>718687148
Why do you want him to?

>>718684192 (OP)
In this form he needs to be drawn taking dick.

According to youtube videos some people "learn" elden ring boss attack patterns to defeat them via recognizing each pattern and reacting accordingly.

I dont think I ever did that. To me every fight was this incomprehensible set of feints, range attacks and gap closers and unreadable attacks that I barely see half the time as Im busy positioning my character to attack them on the side while they look at the summons or are jumping arond.

Needless to say I didnt enjoy the game a lot. I dont think ER had a design that facilitated learning patterns.

>>718690012
Your mental and emotional state are Entirely and Completely different. Your sexual function will not be the same. The way your brain and body work will be very different when switching from one primary sex hormone to another.

Personal taste and preference aside, pre transition, I was an objectively attractive guy. I had a solid life charted out for myself and I could have easily coasted through life on easy mode in the United States being an Attractive Straight White Man who was reasonably intelligent.

I chose to instead give up that life to become what is currently one of the most hated and disrespected/disregarded demographics on the planet, being a Lesbian Transwoman, I could only really make it harder on myself if I was a PoC in my country.

Why?

Because I would rather be an exceptionally ugly woman than an exceptionally handsome man. That's also because, again, the superficial aspect of physical appearance is the Most Minor and Basic aspect of transition. And I also happen to think I'm pretty darned cute and so does my partner.

My mental state is black and white compared to when I was on T. My emotional experience is now vast and exceptionally rich as opposed to ranging from neutral to anger or extreme sadness, which I would disassociate from to become completely numb.

My sexual experience is completely different and far more intense.

Life is far from easy and I'm not on cloud nine with 24/7 rainbows and sugar blossoms, but I'm generally and genuinely Happy now, which I never was before. I cry now as much from sadness as i do from pure happiness and overwhelming love of my partner, and sometimes I'm so overcome with sheer gratitude and appreciation of my partner that I simply can't contain it.

>>718687681
Much to my dismay, yeah. Well it works in DS1 but DS1 is piss easy so it barely counts. But DS3 and most of Elden Ring was really damn hard, I had to drop the shield for most bosses, thus making me a generic heavy knight, not a Havel enjoyer.

>>718684831
That pic and yours are equally slashproof, but yours is more stabproof.

>>718693036
I always get kinda pissed when I see chainmail that isn't dense, but I guess there were quality differences even back then and making less dense chainmail was cheaper.

>>718684787
>*boss slides 180 and hits you*

>>718684831
No, you can see the open links. It's a cosmetic chainmail. The links will open and pieces will fall if hit and they will give way if stabbed.
And yes, actual chainmail is more dense but there are some cases of bigger links and/or less dense chainmails. Often they are done more dense in the vital parts and the density is reduced in the less vital parts, for example, the part of the chainmail that is below the waist, around the leg area is sometimes left with less links but that's a cost saving measure.
Earlier mails also had bigger links, making then less dense overall but there was not that much of a difference, they were just visible slightly bigger links and not the modern cosmetic reconstructions with links of half an inch.

>>718696961
Reminds me of that one video where a guy made a ring pull chainmail and it broke in I think 2 swings of a sword.

>>718697358
While the steel rings are strong on their own, if not welded or riveted, they offer no real protection except for the weakest slashes.
Even factory made stainless steel chainmail gloves used as protective equipment in some industries like fish and meat packaging plants use welded rings, they use spot welding for the production.

>>718690454
I didn't ask for your life story faggot

>>718690454
do you think it's strange that you feel compelled to type out entire essays about how *happy* and *totally utterly fulfilled* you are after chopping your dick and balls off and loading yourself up on chemicals?

Because if any normal person talked like that for any reason other than the birth of a child people would think they were replaced by aliens

>>718684831
>I can see trough this.
...where

>>718700151
I can see trough THIS >>718684614
>>718684831 was my example for good chainmail that I would wear personally.

>>718694867
and lighter

>>718700352
Light armor is a meme
Heavy is better

>>718684192 (OP)
>bike cuck
Imagine being such a cum guzzling faggot and thinking you have any right to make fun of anybody. Guarantee you faggot cuck couldn't beat the first boss in Dark Souls, BTW.

>>718696961
>No, you can see the open links.
If you look closely you can see it is actually riveted. Look at the edges at the bottom, riveted.

My god I want to ride an anons greasy unwashed cock till his balls shrivel up into raisins

>>718704020
I was talking about the previous mail. The one from that other poster is basically perfect. Though he was talking about the previous and was using a pic rel as reference of a dense mail

>>718686041
Missed opportunity to not have the little guy run in circles and still be tracked by the big guy.

why has every webcomic gotten uglier
seriously, every single one

>>718698341
>>718700041
>My sexual experience is completely different and far more intense.
Iwtwm

>>718705121
Bigmouth was that hilarious.

>>718684192 (OP)
Reminder that he never beat the game

I still have his bike btw and I'm ridding it faster and harder than he ever could.

>>718685050
Nigga nobody used swords in a war.

>>718702818
yet the cuirasser replaced the plated knight

>>718708841
Because it's cheaper, not better.

>>718709265
cheaper is better, retard

>>718684192 (OP)
>no one called out the esl phoneposting in the op
grim

>>718709542
Usually, more expensive is better, unless you mean ornamented ceremonial armor and weapons.

>>718686041
there's a tell when the hammer starts moving on the attack arc

>>718685754
Kek

>bike cuck
Leave

>>718684831
He's so big and strong...

>>718686041
It wouldn't be so bad if you had some hope of interrupting their attacks while they're fishing for rolls

it wasn't until two weeks ago I realised this was that fag shenanigansen from facepunch
getting known as "bike cuck" was a reputational improvement for this dipshit

>>718709782
No one cares anymore grandpa youre site belongs to normal fags and trans women now

>>718710484
I noticed this too.
The hammer goes upwards again very slightly before he strikes.

>>718710484
>>718711510
It's a very tight window between the tell and the attack though.

>>718711510
Exactly. It’s subtle as hell, but once you catch it, baiting out the heavy and getting around it becomes way easier. Still feels like the devs made the timing intentionally scuffed to punish muscle memory.

>boss has a combo attack
>the first hit knocks you down so if you panic and try to get up as fast possible you will continue to get hit so it's best to just lay down until he stops flailing around
I fucking love Dark Souls, anons.

>>718712281
The good thing is that the animation is so excessively slow that you can probably get in 2 great hammer hits before he finishes.
So once you got the dodge timing on that attack perfected, you won't have to worry about conter attack windows anymore.

>>718686041
Damn, I could land two or three charged heavy attacks in that windup and just posture break them for a riposte.

kike buck

>>718686041
dude you can't just steal fromsoft's assets like that

>>718685754
There was an edit where the "roll roll" was the souls guy riding away on a bike. I'm disappointed it wasn't posted yet.