Thread 718685260

why no free horse pull 2 days in a row?

>>718685260 (OP)
Tranny janny having a meltdown. I wish I could murder him and his entire family when he inevitably gets doxxed

don't you nigs have a general in /vg/ yet?

>>718685348
You can't have one thread about a month-old game, we need to dedicate half the board to a release announcement.

>when Uma first went global: “haha FOTM slop”
>when Uma still kept getting threads a month after: “oy vey talk about next thing shut it down”

>>718685260 (OP)
WAASSSSSUPPP

What the fuck skill is this?

>>718685438
I mean casuals are already dropping this for being a glorified spreadsheet autism simulator.

>>718685438
We NEED to reinforce the "popular game is FOTM by deleting regular threads past its one month grace period" agenda, you don't understand anon

>>718685438
Tell me about the silly little hat, why is she wearing it?

>>718685416
Generals on /v/ don't substitute threads on /v/ that's what they said when they created /vg/. We are never fucking leaving, we talk more video games on here than in your retarded nigger threads

>>718685520
The best* skill in the game.
*only if you're lucky
Combine with outer post proficiency and the outer post start item (the billiard balls) for maximum memeing.

>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/
Take your pick.

>>718685260 (OP)
this is AI? ZAMN!

>>718685260 (OP)
Golshi week is over the next free pulls will be on JP half anni around October.

>>718685668
move the thread, if you're so great

>>718685428
and of course 24/7 generals for blizzshit because the tranny janny is a wowtroon

>>718685416
I prefer talking about umas on altchans than in /vg/ since it's a fucking e-celeb faggotry hell in there.

WAAAAH NIGGER JANNY IS MAD BUT CAN ONLY ISSUE FAGGY WARNINGS THAT I WIPE MY BALLS WITH ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

>>718685631
there isn't a single post about video games in here and I see you spammed your gay image in another thread already
so maybe don't act like a subhuman cunt if you're also gonna be a smug cunt

>>718685553
To nerf herself from being the most beautiful woman alive

>>718685260 (OP)
golshi week ended, you'll have to win your free carats from now on

>>718685260 (OP)
Enjoy your three day vacation.

>>718685858
maybe kill yourself blizzdrone subhuman all your dogshit tranny games are dead and nobody cares what new dogshit elf race you add

>>718685858
You fucking queer >>718685520

https://www.youtube.com/live/-5geHdvuHx0?si=SqJuk3issycBFtiX
SARATOGA IS LIVE
SARATOGA IS LIVE
SARATOGA IS LIVE

>>718685949
At least blizz games are actually games, not gachatrash.

>>718685769
Now it makes sense why when I used to play FF14, any thread about the expansion launch got deleted but WoW always had a general up.

>>718686019
I think too many threads will be deleted today for us to have a proper watchalong

>>718685650
Luck-based racing?

what kind of uma would janny be?

evil nature attempt #1
I accidentally ran a normal run and ignored exclamation points

tranny horse gacha game.

janny clean it up

>>718686043
>admits to being a blizzdrone shitsucker
KEK nobody is coming back to your dead dogshit tranny games regardless of how much the tranny janny forces 24/7 generals on /v/ of blizzshit while deleting threads of the competition, everyone hates you, your dogshit company and wishes you'd just kill yourself already

>>718686108
yep, it's a legit jewish furry tranny being mad that gacha and ff14 take away players from wow (dead dogshit tranny game)

>>718685769
>diaperfurfag
of course it's a pedo

>>718685854
>/uma/
>e-celeb faggotry
?
I get that most of /vg/ is shit but do you guys just blindly parrot whatever you've been fed or something

>thread about random pull jpegs
not video games

I can't believe Nanashi Mumei quit her vtubing career to chase her true passion: being a JAV tongue'd racist

I can't wait for CYGENEROUS to give us gibs to celebrate the first CM r-right bros

>>718685858
WHERE ARE MY TWITTER THREADS AAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING CRAZY

>>718686118
Watchalong should get the threads deleted anyway
Threads should be about the game
But threads about the game get deleted too anyway, so whatever

>>718686364
>Gacha company
>Generous
Carefully calculated amounts to entice the maximum amount of people to spend on banner pulls after edging them with JUST enough currency.

If a company hires psychologists, they're not for the player's benefit

>wow
>real game
ONE BUTTON AHAHAHAHAHAHA

janny melting HARD today
keep up the good work Umachads

>>718685260 (OP)
Gacha isn't video games.

Take it to /vg/.

>God Tier Agnes run
>Stupid Creek and Special Ed decide not to show up

>>718685856
>the only time janny does his job is when his nintendo slop is threatened

>>718686590
blizzshit isn't video games, take it to the dumpster

>>718686590
YWNBAJ

>>718686590
>not video games
>go to the video games general board
???

>>718686364
>CYGENEROUS
What kind of meme is this

>asked in the IRC
>last OP deleted his own thread
????
are you fags this desperate to be victims or some shit?

>>718685260 (OP)
what is there to do in this game
>here is a menu to menu the menu of a menu in which you can menu the menu menu menu menu
>watch this horse race
>watch this idol song of mileage may vary depending on if you enjoy x-Pop or not with stiff animations
>menu the menu menu so you can menu a menu to menu menu menu
>.....
Its just menu slop. I dont get the hype. I watched a friend play it recently and... yeah I dont get. The girls seem all one-note.
>Grrr I need to win race
>haha I need to win race
>....I need to win race...!
>Hmmmm.... I may need to win race!
I dont get it.

rero rero rero

>>718685769
>this stays up because he probably quit and mods let you get harassed if you aren't in their clique anymore
another reason to never volunteer for this site

>>718686769
i like this chink meme way more than mambo

>>718686737
Oh, did OP give himself a warning as well?
>>718685856

>>718686704
/vg/ stands for virtual girls which is why it's nothing but ugly gacha fanart you dweeb retard

>>718686737
????What is this????
>>718685856

>>718686737
you can't delete your own threads retard blizztroon

>>718685260 (OP)
>webm
The fuck am I looking at?
Why is the tongue so long?
Why did they fly away?

It's cute and I laughed

>>718686746
Try actually playing the game instead of sucking off your friend next time gayboy

>>718685260 (OP)
ZOLTRAAK

I liked the fake dall-e threads
You guys should keep doing those ones alongside with the undertale fags, they were funny.

Mirror mirror on the wall
who is the most tranime of them all:

>>718686846
>Why did they fly away?
Can't believe zoomers don't know Skyrim

Is making rudolf an end closer a good idea to maximize dominator?

>>718687020
genshin impact

>>718686019
#1 Intentious was pretty decent

>>718687045
Watching end closers gives me anxiety.

>>718687020
Touhou, easily

>>718686896
WHAT IS THERE TO PLAY?! ITS JUST MENUS, LEGIT BORING GIRLS AND WATCHING RACES

ATLEAST ALLOW ME TO USE THE SPECIAL OR SOMETHING DURING THE ONLY PART THAT MATTERS
>but you do training
oh yeah great, navigate 100 menus to win a coinflip so you can watch better

>>718687042
I know nothing about this uma game, I'm just passing by
>skyrim
Didn't think it was fusrodah (why would it even be in the first place)

That webm is very cute and funny (not in a pedonigger way)
Are there more?

>>718687217
never ask a gacha tard about the gameplay
NEVER

>>718685260 (OP)
Can I get a qrd on this tongue thing? Is it actually from the game or just some fanart?

>>718687306
just say you're a pedophile. Insisting you're not while using the phrase cute and funny is 100x more disgusting and creepy.

>>718686842
>banned
oh lawd he mad
>>718687217
If you lose the coinflip you're not navigating the menus as good as other people, it's just how it is

>>718686746
sounds like you like this isn't your type of game

ummm, I can see their uma bloomers after Skyrim FUSROHDAH's them...

Friendly reminder witches DO NOT need to eat vegetables.

>what is there to do in a jrpg
>its just menu to menu
>need to win a coin flip
>menu
>watch a cutscene

>>718687396
>using the phrase cute and funny
I won't let pedoniggers hijack these absolutely innocent words

>>718687528
what about movie games that play themselves

I watched the anime 100 years ago when it first came out but I don't remember anything from it. The only thing that stayed with me is the funny scene with the girl singing a rap song on the street and dropping the nigga word, although I think that wasn't even in the original anime.

>>718687653
Witches deserve autonomy. Free Sweep Tosho

place your bets

>>718687653
I'm not taking that fucking mood down, Tachyon kills herself with the NHK Mile when her mood is too low

>>718687761
2^3 got the FLAVIEN

>>718687704
language evolves
sorry, pedo

>>718687732
Menus. Stretch it far enough, and a movie on DVD is a game.

>>718687761
st. brigid's cross got the power of god by her side

I have a 1* Agnes at 1100 spd and 600 stam with 2 gold skills
I have a mildly mean Nature with 3 debuffs and 800 spd and 900 wit
I need another but I don't know who

And then I'm going to hope for the best

>>718685769
uh oh he didn't like that one! would be a shame if someone found that faggot and bashed his skull in with a hammer

>>718687315
nah there are multiple gacha's that alteast have SOME Gameplay. Genshin has an open world to explore, ZZZ allows you to press alot buttons, Fire Emblem tactics allows you to play chess with units who have entire novels for skills... Its just here, there is nothing. I dont get how it got this popular

>>718687761
Grand LUX(x)

>>718687761
who names a horse after a DOOM cheatcode

>>718685856
So this is what blue archive jannies have been reduced to? to seethe about the game that beat them?

>>718687832
What if the jumping happens in the menu?

Combat Assisted Highlight & One-Button Rotation Tool

>>718687938
You strategize, prepare, and watch an AI fumble the bag on your master plan. It's the same general idea as Football Manager, and that has been widely successful for a long time.

>>718685260 (OP)
Story behind this webm?

>>718687761
dolce vino is a very nice name

>>718686189
A malnourished working horse in the middle of nowhere, owned by a dirty farmer and leashed day and night to work faster

>>718687761
What's with the jockey-less horses?

>>718687761
2x2x2 WILL beat your favorite

>>718687761
I'm betting on Birch Run

>>718687938
People like simple management games

>>718688013
>parkouring over menus
Now you're thinking like a visionary.

>>718688118
If there's no jockey/odds, that horse signed up for the race but their group decided not to race the horse for some reason. They are "scratched" and shan't be racing

>>718687761
i heard that almost all horses from the game are dead, except like 3

>>718686746
you don’t actually control the umas themselves

>>718686927
guh

>medium spark hits
>no maestro
>no grandparent ult spark
>no professor of curvature
....
>medium spark doesn't hit
>maestro
>both grandparent ult sparks
>professor of curvature
It's been 2 or 3 weeks of grinding and I dont have a single decent ace, im going insane

>>718687938
This is like a card/board game in video game form.
It's RNG the horse game and I find that super fun.