Thread 718698317

>Kojima literally calls you a faggot if you fail the torture mini game
pretty funny actually

>and then gives you perma invisibility so you can fuck every guard
BASED???????????

>>718698317 (OP)
Bros before hoes

All these shitty mashing mini-games were straight up made to destroy gamepads, you can't convince me otherwise.

>>718698317 (OP)
Meryl is a scat fetishist, so this is the better ending

>>718698317 (OP)
Games promoting faggotry is funny to you?

>>718698317 (OP)
the romance between meryl and snake was extremely forced. otacon ending is canon

>>718700694
>>718699669
found the faggots

>>718698317 (OP)
>literally
You have no idea what this word means

>>718698317 (OP)
i just started playing the game for the first time, at the beginning, the room with the camera, can i get the ammo box without triggering the alarm or am i supposed to come back to the room later when i got more equipment?

I'm about to play this game on a retro handheld and I don't think I'll be able to mash fast enough with that small button. What do I do, /v/?

>>718700791
meryl literally chose the guy who shits his pants over snake. die mad about it

>>718700791
Snake is in his 30s (unspecified).
Meryl was 18 in MGS1.

I think you've got something to say, anon. Why don't you take a seat over there?

>zoomlenials cannot comprehend platonic male friendships in media without immediately resorting to homosexuality
How fucked up does your childhood have to be to even pretend to be this retarded?

>>718700791
Get out of here Kojiro

>>718701197
and snake chose the guy who pisses steamy piss into his pants and on the floor without ever changing them

>>718701025
Just move your finger left right very fast, I don't think these chinkhelds can handle actual button mashing without breaking in half.

>>718701000
you don't need an item to get past cameras, items just make it easier

>>718701025
My thumbs were forged in the fires of Mario Party 2 mini game hell. I was ready for MGS’ torture scene without even realizing it.

>>718700694
>otacon ending is canon
snake has the infinite ammo headband mgs2 though, and while he uses the stealth at the start of the game there was always several stealth camo so otacon could've just made him one

>>718702086
I'm more worried about breaking the handheld than my mashing ability. I'll look deeper into the controls setting and see if I can use autofire (Ocelot will NOT know) but I haven't found it outside of NES games.

>>718701000
You can sneak past most cameras by just going under them. Alternatively, use a chaff grenade.

>>718701374
t. zoomzoom seething that girls his age go for men and not boys