How would you have saved the GameCube?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:20:06 PM
No.718703230
>>718706521
>>718702650 (OP)
Save? It was perfect.
>saved
>one of the most beloved consoles of all time
>best line of exclusives todate
Your father should have saved his sperm instead of using it on your whore mother so I wouldn't have to see this retardation being peddled here. You're never going to shift the narrative. Even people who hate Nintendo loved the gamecube back in the day. 90% of it threads 404d before even hitting 10 posts this one will be the same.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:31:29 PM
No.718704334
>>718702650 (OP)
Make a non-dogshit controller for it.
>>718702650 (OP)
Full sized discs. Otherwise its perfect.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:32:14 PM
No.718704409
>>718702650 (OP)
I would have bought Rare
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:33:02 PM
No.718704496
>>718707112
>>718716226
maybe come up with better concepts than Mario 64 but with Water, OoT but a cartoon with Water, and Luigi gets a vacuum. not surprising that this """all star"""" lineup got raped by Halo, GTA, FFX.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:34:32 PM
No.718704632
>>718720654
>copers ITT
yes it was a GOOD console, however it was still the shit covered retard child of it's generation sales wise
GameCube was and is still the best Nintendo console in my opinion, quality wise.
However, it was a flop sales wise yes.
But I don't give a fuck about saving it with better sales, I think the only way to boost the GameCube's sales would have been ruining the console's quality, because most people are retarded cum eating shit licking piss drinking peasants and appealing to their awful tastes by making your product a heaping pile of AIDs infested dog shit is the only way to become popular around these parts, and I don't want to stoop down to that level just for a few extra bucks by making a zoomerfied fortnite globalhomo console just because it will boost my sales, I'd rather stick to the good oldfashioned basedcube personally lol.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:38:51 PM
No.718704984
>>718704885
holy fucking based
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:40:14 PM
No.718705089
>>718705290
Change it for mini-disk to DVD so that it can double as a DVD player like the PS2 and Xbox
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:42:10 PM
No.718705229
>>718702650 (OP)
Nothing, ps2 victory was inevitable
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:42:56 PM
No.718705290
>>718705089
Yea it was pretty much just this. So many more normies that played maybe one game in their lives bought a ps2 or xbox just because it was a decent dvd player too.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:44:28 PM
No.718705427
>>718725927
>>718726982
>>718702650 (OP)
I would have bought Rare and forced them to make Banjo Threeie
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:45:24 PM
No.718705507
>>718702650 (OP)
Why did nintendo make Wii so soon?
Why did sega make Dreamcast so soon?
I think any console would be "saved" if they released more games for it instead of making new hardware every 5 years. Imo, PS4 is still good today, there was no need releasing PS5 so soon.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:49:41 PM
No.718705879
Use dvds
Add another z button
That's really it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:51:21 PM
No.718706010
>>718702650 (OP)
have online play
>>718703230
>>718703395
hes talking about the fact that it was a massive failure sales wise you brainlets. it did so badly that nintendo said the wii was their last attempt before quitting console production and going the sega route, ecxept the wii was successful so they didnt. from what i understand gc did terrible because xbox had them beat on 3rd party support in the beginning and the audience of teenage/young men were more ineterested in the edgy titles that xbox and ps had so thats why microsoft and sony ran circles around them.while we all love bing bing wahoo myself included people just werent into it back then as much as they were the edgy shit. we're talking about an era where most people would call you gay for playing a game that was remotely cartoony/childish past age 11.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:58:48 PM
No.718706686
>>718702650 (OP)
I would microwave it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:00:17 PM
No.718706834
Mini discs killed it more than not having online. Missing games like GTA III/Vice City/San Andreas, Burnout 3 and many others because of disc size limitations screwed it over hard. Also too many "games for everyone (kids)" that ruined it's already childish image. When Mario with a water squirter, Saturday morning cartoon Zelda and litearlly Animal Crossing are the big marquee games of your console, that's a problem. The little Easter Egg of holding down the Z button on bootup didn't help either with a literal baby laughing in the background after the little rubber ducky/squish toy noises stopped. Melee was good, but it wasn't beating Tekken Tag Tournament, CvS2 (the gamecube EO version was garbage) and Dead of Alive at the time. It got the best guest character in Soul Calibur though. Also even though I said other factors hurt it more than no online (like the gimped controller with jellybean buttons), having online would have helped a lot too.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:02:05 PM
No.718707003
>>718706251
dont forget prime 2 when you finish 1. join the debate of which game in the trilogy is the best. the debate only exists because theyre all kino.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:02:24 PM
No.718707039
>>718706521
Console sales are irrelevant. GC has multiple top selling exclusives in the generation and made more than enough profit. No one was ever at risk of failure because there was NO LOSS.
>>718702650 (OP)
Create a good Mario game to go along with it, in place of S*nshine...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:02:40 PM
No.718707071
>>718702650 (OP)
Make sure the memory card is securely installed and then save
>>718704496
>Halo, GTA, FFX
Fucking lol is that supposed to be impressive against F-Zero GX, TE4, Soul calibur 2, Smash melee and Metroid prime ?
>>718706521
>hes talking about the fact that it was a massive failure sales wise you brainlets
Why does everyone call the Gamecube a massive failure but not the Xbox? Yes, the PS2 wiped the floor that gen, but the Xbox didn't sell THAT much more than the GCN but it's never referred to as a failure.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:08:42 PM
No.718707592
>>718707130
Xbox was a side project for Microsoft and also their very first attempt at a console. It could have sold nothing at all and the company would have managed.
GameCube doing well was essential to Nintendo's bottom line.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:18 PM
No.718707903
Make the C-stick a full stick instead of a nub
Put another Z button on the other side (ZL and ZR)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:30 PM
No.718707921
>>718702650 (OP)
I would have created some sort of cheap flashy console with a "revolutionary" new gimmick as a selling point then just sneak all the necessary gamecube hardware onto that console leaving none the wiser.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:12:50 PM
No.718707962
>>718707112
yeah. Xbox had ONLY Halo and proceeded to outsell the GC. GC's software line-up was to blame. Pure trash outside of Melee.
>>718702650 (OP)
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, a select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>no DMC
>no GTA
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario Kart
>Paper Mario Thousand Year Door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party Nintendo games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware comilations
>no Burnout 3
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the terrible controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
There is no saving the shitcube. Itβs rotten to the core. Lazy, lackluster, lacking, and barebones. Youβd need to scrap the entire thing and start over. The only βpeopleβ who defend this dogshit console are tranny zoomers who got molested in the bathroom at a smelee tournament and played SpongeBob shovelware platformers in it when they were 6
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:23:52 PM
No.718708978
>>718707130
>Why does everyone call the Gamecube a massive failure but not the Xbox?
Piracy, piracy rates on xbox maybe didn't reach massive as psx or ps2, but it helped a lot to make xbox well know in vidyasphere.
Take into account xbox got its sales only in europa and north amΓ©rica. Gamecube got theirs in japan and USA.
So in the long termn, xbox was succesful as a home console.
Also it got like 999 more games than GCN.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:24:17 PM
No.718709013
>>718708846
So TTYD is a good game? At least we agree on that.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:25:55 PM
No.718709170
>>718709796
>>718708846
ive stopped considering cubies human since around 2003. just fucking vile disgusting creatures
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:32:22 PM
No.718709796
>>718709170
>since around 2003
You weren't even alive back then, zoomie.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:33:40 PM
No.718709909
>>718706251
I-Ninja. I played it on the PS2 but Iβm sure itβs still just as great on the GameCube.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:34:13 PM
No.718709965
>>718702650 (OP)
Cancelled Wind Waker and fired Aonuma.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:35:01 PM
No.718710040
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:35:40 PM
No.718710103
>>718702650 (OP)
Give it a hidden feature where it could play ps2 and Xbox games
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:38:33 PM
No.718710363
>>718713567
Swap Luigi's Mansion and Mario Sunshine's release date, and swap Wind Waker and Twilight Princess' release date. Give it full size disc support, and don't cheap out on the DVD license.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:39:24 PM
No.718710446
I think just real DVD and a less experimental controller would have made it sell like ten million more at least without costing one penny more. The rest of the hardware was actually fine.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:40:12 PM
No.718710521
>>718702650 (OP)
Proper DVD player, make the new Zelda Twilight Princess instead of the kiddy shit that was WW (I actually love WW), finish Sunshine before releasing it.
>>718703395
That's revisionist history, the GC sold poorly and got dunked on, it's only because of the Wii Bc and emulation that people realized its library was actually great.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:41:33 PM
No.718710640
>>718704885
>But I don't give a fuck about saving it with better sales
I think this is still a cope when it's obvious they would have sank more money for games if they had a bigger install base.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:42:02 PM
No.718710695
>>718703395
It was so "beloved" that it got dumpstered by the PS2 and a new console made by Microsoft.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:43:03 PM
No.718710759
>>718702650 (OP)
Giving it a "real" proper Pokemon game would have helped.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:43:21 PM
No.718710779
>>718702650 (OP)
make games that almost completely relied on GBA link for multiplayer at least some way to do the same with controllers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:44:45 PM
No.718710889
>>718711453
>>718706251
Eternal Darkness.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:47:28 PM
No.718711139
>>718702650 (OP)
I wouldn't, its library didn't deserve to be saved.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:49:37 PM
No.718711316
Make it large enough to actually accept a fucking CD and maybe you can compete with the PS1. And maybe don't be such a Jew letting devs on your platform.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:51:14 PM
No.718711453
>>718710889
Add Geist and Summoner 2. PN03 if you don't mind repetitive combat and levels.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:51:45 PM
No.718711494
>>718706251
metroid prime 2
pikmin 2
metal gear solid
tony hawk underground
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:52:27 PM
No.718711565
>>718712854
>>718708846
>suck Capcom's dick so hard they release the next Resident Evil for only your console.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:53:43 PM
No.718711672
>>718712252
>>718708846
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
It's a dogshit game even at 60fps
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:58:42 PM
No.718712108
>>718702650 (OP)
I wouldnt be a retarded jap and lose MVP RARE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:59:00 PM
No.718712140
>>718713454
>>718703395
Imagine if PS6 came out, and Apple decided to release their own new console. This new console outsells the PS6, and gets second place after Switch 3. That's pretty much what happened to the Gamecube.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:00:12 AM
No.718712252
>>718711672
still a better game and higher frame rate than any shitcube platformer
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:00:38 AM
No.718712289
These threads are made by sonyfags btw.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:01:52 AM
No.718712393
>>718704885
i dunno n64 gba gbc snes are all great
hard to pick one
i like the wii too but only hacked lol
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:04:52 AM
No.718712648
>>718707054
Why is/was mario the only good IP nintendo owns?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:06:16 AM
No.718712767
>>718702650 (OP)
Ditch the stupid mini discs
Add DVD support
That's it, Nintendo would've won since it was more powerful than the ps2
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:07:23 AM
No.718712854
>>718711565
I just seen the gameplay demo of their upcoming RE game and it was a 24 minute cutscene. Capcom was doing okay for a while with RE now it looks like they're going back to sucking again.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:07:55 AM
No.718712903
Kept Rare. they were still good at that point and would have made a new Banjo, Conker, Perfect Dark, DK etc.
They carried the N64, and would have also done so with the Gamecube.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:08:17 AM
No.718712931
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
>Wario World
GameCube was seriously lacking in the "3D platformers exclusives" department
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:10:06 AM
No.718713078
>>718713505
>>718702650 (OP)
>Get rid of those stupid mini-discs
>Make DVDs playable
That's literally it
If Nintendo had done that, it probably at least could've caught up to the PS2
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:13:06 AM
No.718713332
>>718713621
>>718720691
>>718704390
seems like it loaded faster with smaller discs
>>718702650 (OP)
> bought it back then
>so did most of my friends
>rumors of it not selling well still seem weird
>still play it nowadays
>so does the retroachievements community (probably other communities too)
>people who overpraise the ps2 still seem weird
>got moderned by dolphin, rivals with modern games
>used as a standard for most Nintendo games after
>just like Nes, Snes, GB, GBC, GBA, N64
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:14:35 AM
No.718713454
>>718712140
You're mixing up 5th and 6th gen there, fella.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:14:49 AM
No.718713476
Save?
Gamecube litterally defined that console generation.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:15:05 AM
No.718713505
>>718713858
>>718716808
>>718713078
Needed a bigger and better game lineup. Keeping Rare and not being a dick with other devs would have helped.
From a marketing perspective it would have been better to have the more sleek looking silver panasonic DVD one over the multi-colored toy thing. Nintendo already had brand damage from appearing too "kiddy" and that certainly didn't help.
It still wouldn't beat PS2, as Playstation is a Fifa machine for the Spanish, Mexicans and Britbongs and they always buy Playstations for those games alone, but it probably would have been a lot closer.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:15:51 AM
No.718713567
>>718710363
That's probably all they needed to do honestly and they wpuld have crushed the competition. But it wpuld be a sad day for them to resort to getting dvd player casuals in order to "win" pointless sales figures.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:16:23 AM
No.718713621
>>718720691
>>718713332
They loaded the same speed as regular DVD's, I guess slightly faster since they were physically smaller but still.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:19:18 AM
No.718713858
>>718716808
>>718713505
Keeping the DVD format would've netted the GCN a few third party games, and would've given more people a reason to buy it.
That was ultimately caused it to fall behind the other two consoles, the Xbox wasn't even that far ahead, but it got further because of those extra third party games.
>>718707130
Sony truly made 1 good console then refused to ever do it again.
Goes to show just how good gen 6 was in general ngl. All 4 of those consoles were fantastic, but the best was def gamecube.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:20:28 AM
No.718713952
>>718714158
>>718708846
Makes me kind of happy I was a GBA kid growing up. Yeah I gotta wear glasses but I avoided the smelee disease. Real chad was ps2 to 360 though. Can't believe I took the PS3 pill instead of 360 though. I swear it was the weeb/nigga box. Who played PS3 outside weebs dudes from the hood and japs? Chad didn't really know PS3 until last of us.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:22:10 AM
No.718714070
I really don't understand why they didn't just release this over the weird Fisher Price thing.
Make the small disks too if you want to evade piracy, those drives still take them, and the thing could play regular ones too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:23:00 AM
No.718714140
>>718718397
>>718713909
shitcubeβs def the worst of the gen
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:23:12 AM
No.718714158
>>718713952
Real Chads love literally every consoles ever made.
I really don't understand why they didn't just release this over the weird Fisher Price thing.
Make the small disks too if you want to evade piracy, those drives still take them, and the thing could play regular ones too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:28:38 AM
No.718714567
>>718714165
dvd wasnt much of a difference from vhs. i get it, some adults bought a collection of dvds early but they kinda suck compared to basically everything else, vhs, bluray, laserdisc etc
ps2 just seemed more mature and had some exclusives, i dont think people played that many dvds on it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:29:35 AM
No.718714639
>>718715121
>>718702650 (OP)
A more FPS friendly controller, given that they were extremely popular at the time, and Metroid Prime was a huge system seller.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:31:49 AM
No.718714780
>>718714165
Because it was an abomination inside. It isn't a Gamecube with DVD player functionality - it's literally Gamecube with a separate DVD player glued together and sharing video output ports and the disc drive. It was also more expensive than a Gamecube and a DVD player bought separately.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:33:12 AM
No.718714871
>>718733180
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:36:27 AM
No.718715121
>>718715243
>>718716862
>>718714639
ps2 only worked for Socom and maybe SW Battlefront
xbox had the best fps controller
gamecube had Timesplitters 2
ps2 won by quantity and demo discs but gamecube is by far the best console nowadays
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:37:54 AM
No.718715223
>>718716808
>>718702650 (OP)
I wouldn't. I don't have stock in Nintendo, so I have no interest in the financial success of their products.
The Gamecube was a massive success in my eyes because it had great games, a good controller, and amazing durability.
I also happen to like the look of the system, despite that being an unpopular perspective.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:38:01 AM
No.718715235
>>718714165
Because Nintendo didn't want to sell the Gamecube for like 600 dollars.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:38:03 AM
No.718715243
>>718715557
>>718715771
>>718715121
lol you dumb cubie faggot, all 3 consoles had time splitters 2 and the shitcube is the worst place to play it since the controller is fucking garbage and they took out the online
ps2 won by quality, it features, and controllers, the shitcube is still the loser to this day
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:41:40 AM
No.718715552
>>718715859
>>718719591
>>718702650 (OP)
I never owned one. I am not sure if it even needed saving. What I played of it which wasn't much was pretty good. I guess if I had to take a guess on things that could have at least improved it...
1. Use proper discs
2. Perhaps also design it to be a built in dvd player + console (though this would likely mean Nintendo sells GC at a loss)
3. Left shoulder button so that it has the standard 4 shoulder and 4 face buttons setup.
4. A proper right stick (same exact shape as the left stick)
5. Sticks are clickable
6. Support M rated games and allow for them on the console (no GTA is a huge loss for example)
Really it should have just been closer in its design to the Xbox and PS2. I think MS and Sony were able to read where the market and gamers back in the day were shifting where as Nintendo was staying in their stubborn old ways. The industry was growing with Millennials from the days of the NES going into the 7th gen of consoles. I would say after the 360/PS3/Wii generation that is when you had an exodus of many millennials that were starting to grow out of the industry and in its place zoomers start to be the primary gaming audience. Millennials that stayed manchildren such as us do not count btw.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:41:42 AM
No.718715557
>>718715243
The GameCube's library is so barebones, just having a multiplat FPS with gutted content is supposed to be praised.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:42:56 AM
No.718715646
>>718715976
>>718708846
>zoomers who got molested in the bathroom at a smelee tournament
That's awfully specific. Anything you want to get out of your chest, anon?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:43:01 AM
No.718715651
>>718716249
>>718714165
>the weird Fisher Price thing
what are you talking about?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:44:25 AM
No.718715771
>>718715906
>>718716862
>>718715243
yeah ok, have fun playing your ps2 nowadays when gamecube was made to be played upgraded years later. gamecube won by quality. but yeah ps2 online is a fun time. also disagree on timesplitters 2 not being the best on gc, just had that aesthetics
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:45:39 AM
No.718715859
>>718715552
make a list of the ps2 or xbox games youre playing instead, didnt read your shitpost.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:46:17 AM
No.718715906
>>718716391
>>718715771
ok will do, have fun with your nogames shitcube after you play the handful of shovelware party games. gamecube didn't win shit, the games are worse, the controller is worse, the features are lacking, nothing about timesplitters 2 on the shitcube is the best you delusional spic faggot
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:47:18 AM
No.718715976
>>718716893
>>718715646
You tell me, cubie. You're the fat spics that can't stop raping each other and refuse to wear deodorant.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:50:33 AM
No.718716226
>>718708846
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS
this was pretty much every game ported to GC. It made PC fags blush.
>>718704496
>OoT but a cartoon with Water
meanwhile PS2 has Shadows of the Colossus.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:50:53 AM
No.718716249
>>718716483
>>718715651
NTA but the GC, especially the controller, looks like something Fisher Price would have made.
Not that it matters much. People said the same thing about Windows XP back in the day but they used it nonetheless and now everyone loves it.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:52:38 AM
No.718716391
>>718716632
>>718716862
>>718715906
games are better
dont care about the controller, using a X1 replica
features make you a fake or a nostalgic loser, since you lack the comprehension of gaming features that still exist
im not spic
timesplitters 2 is cartoony so the controller makes sense, and its pretty good
as i said, ps2 fps only works with Socom, otherwise its a downgrade from anything else
ps2 has like 10 great games and the rest is mediocre as fuck, was remade on other consoles because even emulation cant save it
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:53:51 AM
No.718716483
>>718718535
>>718716249
I've seen people saying "fisher price" about the wii, wii u, and switch
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:54:26 AM
No.718716528
>>718716632
Here's a hot take, both are good consoles, with games worth having.
Shocking, I know.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:55:43 AM
No.718716632
>>718716969
>>718717006
>>718716391
games are infinitely worse
controller is dogshit, lacking 4 buttons and a proper second stick
holy cope, you're just asshurt the shitcube can't play n64 games
you are a fat spic
timesplitters 2 sold the worst on the shitcube, controls the worst on the shitcube, and had features gutted on the shitcube. absolutely nothing about the shitcube version is the "best" besides your transgender nostalgia for the shitcube lol
those are all better than playing an fps on the shitcube
the shitcube legitimately doesn't have a single great game, shitshine sucks, shit waker sucks, ttyd is tranny shit, its mogged by any other console
>>718716528
there isn't a single reason to own the shitcube
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:58:12 AM
No.718716808
>>718713505
>>718713858
>>718714165
game cube was like nintendo's baby step away from cartridges. But the fact that everyone's library was blooming over nintendos should've been a wakeup call.
>>718715223
>amazing durability.
my OG xbox still works. Can't say the same for my 360.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:59:06 AM
No.718716862
>>718717006
>>718717308
>>718716391
>>718715771
>>718715121
>yes timesplitters 2 controls the worst on shitcube
>yes it sold the worst on shitcube
>yes it had the online gutted because the shitcube is barebones
>yes you can play timesplitters 2 on the nu-xbawks and snoy consoles but not on the swtich because cubies didn't give a shit about timesplitters in the 2000s
>b-but it's the best on the shitcube because i played it there when i was 4
reminder all cubies are transvestites who use their nostalgia as arguments
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 12:59:34 AM
No.718716893
>>718715976
It's okay, anon. I hope you can make peace with your past and forgive whoever needs forgiveness.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:00:46 AM
No.718716969
>>718716632
There are a few exclusives on the Shi...gamecube anon. I get they're not your personal tastes but it's true. Don't be so aggressive about it. It was worth owning both.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:01:21 AM
No.718717006
>>718717446
>>718716632
>>718716862
ok you won but ps2 games still look worse than gamecube games when comparing emulation and visuals are a big part of what makes games fun for me
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:01:35 AM
No.718717019
damn this nigga is still seething over the gamecube?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:05:16 AM
No.718717274
>>718717671
>>718702650 (OP)
It just had to have a real DVD player. That was the reason PS2 cleared the GameCube in sales.
Lots of boomers just bought the PS2 for the dvd player and maybe play some nascar or some shit later.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:05:42 AM
No.718717308
>>718717446
>>718716862
but ts2 had bots and it doesnt make much of a difference than playing with online players. its not so much competitive like halo 2 or socom. yeah true gamecube didnt have online, what they had was games that could be upgraded to still look amazing in 2025. checkmate
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:07:46 AM
No.718717446
>>718717641
>>718718404
>>718717006
i accept your concession spic cubie. now get your penis reattached and stop taking estrogen
>>718717308
>cubie spic had nogames and nofriends
can't make this shit up. as if any more proof was needed that anyone who defends this dogshit console is a tranny
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:10:50 AM
No.718717641
>>718717794
>>718717446
idk why you have to insult me so much when I say sensible things, ps2 is overrated on 4chan
>>718717274
it's funny cubies still bought less games per console yet still obsess over the dvd player
why stop there when the shitcube also lacked
>cd support
>backwards compatibility
>online
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:13:18 AM
No.718717794
>>718717641
you're a sodomite eunuch using nostalgia as her argument, cubie. you're not even human. you don't deserve basic decency. the shitcube is properly rated as the worst console ever released and it will always be that way
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:14:39 AM
No.718717902
>>718717671
kek at people buying the atari and just one game.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:15:44 AM
No.718717974
>>718717671
Gamecube had online though. But both it and the ps2 were pretty shit in that regard. Online was the one thing xbox did better.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:18:55 AM
No.718718198
>>718717671
I'm not a cubie, that's just one of the main things that comes up the top of my head as a cause for failure.
Personally I'll never buy a device that just allows me to play video games, and be nothing else. The Xbox was cool, I guess. Wish I had chosen that instead of the Compaq PC my parents offered me in the early 00s
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:20:23 AM
No.718718305
Gamecube didnt fail you fucking retards
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:21:35 AM
No.718718397
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:21:40 AM
No.718718404
>>718717446
>hurr you have to be trans to like gamecube
Chill nigga, wtf is a man or a woman if a man cant like pretty visuals.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:22:08 AM
No.718718443
>>718718646
>>718713909
>refused to ever do it again.
nigga they did do it again it was called blu ray. ps2 only won because people saw it as a cheap dvd player so they tried it again with blu ray.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:23:15 AM
No.718718535
>>718716483
Anything that doesn't look like a boring black brick is a Fisher Price toy to brainlets. Unfortunately, the brainlets won and that's why everything is so dull and lifeless now.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:24:31 AM
No.718718646
>>718719293
>>718718443
Idgaf about sales, ps2 was the only sony console worth purchasing.ps3 onward is kinda garbage sadly
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:24:38 AM
No.718718659
>>718708846
>IM A DUDE, HE'S A DUDE, SHE'S A DUDE, CAUSED WE'RE ALL DUDE'S!!!
Good Burger relevant again.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:24:41 AM
No.718718665
all consoles are good, but ps2 niggers are banned for pretending they got all the good games
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:27:03 AM
No.718718849
>>718708846
I aint readin all that nigga
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:30:09 AM
No.718719083
>>718702650 (OP)
Promote the online capabilities and and target the main Nintendo community. Start a child porn site that can only be accessed through the gamecube
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:31:34 AM
No.718719214
>still console warring like your life depends on it for consoles older than most people on this board
What's the name for this mental illness?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:32:38 AM
No.718719293
>>718718646
ps3 destroys the ps2 in every single way, it fucking played ps2 and ps1 games while giving free online play. you're tweaking.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:33:44 AM
No.718719380
>>718702650 (OP)
Make it spherical
SPHERICAL!
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:35:56 AM
No.718719571
By sticking with carts.
Fire Aounoma too.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:36:26 AM
No.718719591
>>718715552
>Really it should have just been closer in its design to the Xbox and PS2
It was already too close in design to the Xbox and PS2, that's why it failed. Nintendo now succeeds by doing whatever is the exact opposite of Sony and Microsoft. The Wii was a huge success, as was the Switch, whereas the GCN is all but forgotten in the annals of history.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:44:11 AM
No.718720156
Make it an actual cube, not a prism.
It's just false advertising and Nintendo were lucky not to have their asses sued for that blunder.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:48:52 AM
No.718720479
>>718707054
Just give it another year or so in the oven and we got a classic that won't break people's brains over
I don't trust people who believe that Sunshine is a complete piece of shit OR think that it is amazing without caveats. If anyone tries to convince you of one or the other, kill them with hammers and then fuck their moms
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:49:44 AM
No.718720558
>>718706251
NTSC versions of Baten Kaitos, Symphonia, Arcadia Legends and Pikmin for starters, PAL versions of those games don't have a 60hz mode and only run at a slower 50hz. Luigi's Mansion too technically, but since PAL is balanced out by having the superior hidden mansion it's arguably better
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:50:09 AM
No.718720585
>>718704390
Yeah pretty much this. Maybe add a second Z button to give it congruity to other consoles.
The disk size was truly the biggest bottleneck for the console, development wise, with many games just not being feasible given the gulf between 1.5gb and 5 or so gb, especially with so many open world games making splitting disks unfeasible.
Still, there is the whole "Nintendo is for kiddies" stigma that they were struggling to escape from. Adding DVD playback would have given it more of a fighting chance against the PS2 (which, as a Nintendo Fag, I legitimately cannot see a timeline where the GameCube EVER beat the PS2, even with any of these hypothetical changes, though it probably would have been able to beat the Xbox), but part of me doubts that Nintendo would bother paying for the implementation fee or whatever, given how the Wii could have played DVDs, but didn't unless you homebrew'd the system.
So yeah, Using actual full sized disks would have given the GameCube the ability to score 2nd place in that generation rather than third.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:50:54 AM
No.718720641
>>718704390
shoulda been a dvd player
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:51:02 AM
No.718720654
>>718702650 (OP)
Normal disc size and minimum larger volume to accommodate. Additional shoulder button, and a select button. More RAM. Rare owned by Nintendo. Online first party games, such as GX, Air Ride, Smelee, Double Dash, Echoes, etc.
>>718704632
Yes. Sixth gen was the best generation for owning all of the consoles, they were each that good.
Wii was a better gamecube in terms of hardware, awesome to have solid state gamecube games, but fuck the mandatory wiimote for operating the vanilla console menu.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:51:35 AM
No.718720691
>>718720862
>>718713332
>>718713621
Nope, the outer part of the disk is more dense and read faster than the inner part, its just that nintendo optimized more their games and appears to load faster
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:54:16 AM
No.718720862
>>718721042
>>718720691
Well ok I'll give Nintendo props for that because the fast loading was noticed by me and welcome at the time, but it should have had a bigger tray to accomidate those and regular size DVD's
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:56:49 AM
No.718721042
>>718720862
I was blown away how fucking fast smash melee loaded considering how I was accustomed to long loading times of ps1 games and even some ps2 ones.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:59:07 AM
No.718721197
>>718721448
>>718702650 (OP)
More GBA/Gamecube linked games and features.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:02:28 AM
No.718721448
>>718721197
Crystal Chronicles, Colosseum/GoD, Four Swords is all you need
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:12:18 AM
No.718722220
>>718702650 (OP)
Be able to playback DVDs, this was the main reason PS2 won.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:13:04 AM
No.718722287
>>718702650 (OP)
>ditch the mini-discs, put a dvd player into it
>Delay wind waker for a later console and foccus on a more realistic Zelda.It's sad but what can you do? Prople want slop
>port Mario 64, the Rare games, and other 64 titles to the plataform so people who missed out on the last console will have something cheaper to sink their teeth on with a way better joystick
>Delay Luigi's Mansion, launch is not the right time
>Make Capcom sign a goddammit exclusivity contract over the shit they promised
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:15:35 AM
No.718722457
Just sell this globally
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:16:05 AM
No.718722485
>>718708846
IMAGINE if the Gamecube got Postal 2 back in the day!
>>718704390
>Full sized discs
What was the reason why Gamecube went with the mini-discs?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:43:10 AM
No.718724196
>>718723805
Limitations often bring out creativity, that's why most games nowadays are utter trash
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 2:44:37 AM
No.718724290
>>718736737
>>718723805
the little discs fit with the whole lgbt faggy kid groomer theme they were aiming for with the shitcube.
unfortunately it worked as you can see from this thread 95% of the shitcube's fanbase is transgender
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:00:57 AM
No.718725396
>>718723805
Anti-piracy measure + not having to pay fees.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:09:58 AM
No.718725914
>>718707112
Yeah, nigga.
Halo fucking annihilates that entire line up.
What fucking comparison is this?
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:10:12 AM
No.718725927
>>718705427
>I would have bought Rare and forced them to make Banjo Threeie
You wanna know what happens when the important and skilled people are forced to make games they don't want to make?
They fucking leave
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:12:02 AM
No.718726039
>>718707130
The Xbox was a big experiment for Microsoft and it still almost did as well as the Gamecube.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:12:21 AM
No.718726067
>>718707112
absolutely. bully, tekken 5, dmc, gta, silent hill, gt4, soul calibur 2, ffx, jak, sly. the shitcube is utterly mogged in quality, quantity, and diversity of titles.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:12:57 AM
No.718726107
I literally saved mine. As in, it is plugged into my TV with Eternal Darkness, ready to go as soon as I switch the input from my PC to GC
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:15:26 AM
No.718726276
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:25:44 AM
No.718726982
>>718705427
Nintendo to got outbid. Activision and Microsoft went into a bidding war for Rare.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:29:55 AM
No.718727261
>>718706251
Melee, crazy taxi, and the titles other anons mentioned. I also really liked a game called custom robo.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:34:53 AM
No.718727626
The GameCube just didn't have its hand on the pulse of the industry at the time. Nintendo failed to read the market, they failed to see what types of games the west was gravitating towards, they stubbornly dragged their feet every step of the way, and when they finally tried to adapt, they did it in the clunkiest of ways (interviews in Playboy, tribal tattoos on Mario, suggestive marketing, edgy wolf Link). Say what you want about the Wii, but at the very least it was a breath of fresh air, it had novelty. The Wii U would be where Nintendo would face the mistakes made in the Wii era, but the GameCube wasn't doing anything better to really stand out from the competition.
And yes, 2003+ western gaming was a shitty era in general.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:36:42 AM
No.718727736
>>718702650 (OP)
Online connectivity like the Dreamcast had and transparent plastic shells sold in different colors.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:38:55 AM
No.718727871
Use DVD instead of whatever that thing is called.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:57:16 AM
No.718729212
>>718702650 (OP)
DVD player.
It's the only reason anyone had a PS2
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 3:59:37 AM
No.718729376
>>718731994
I would listen and that's what no one did.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:02:28 AM
No.718729559
>>718702650 (OP)
Sonic adventure 3
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:12:00 AM
No.718730208
>>718702650 (OP)
Unironically just use normal DVDs, the console is otherwise perfectly competitive with the PS2 and Xbox while having a great 1st party line up. But the lack of DVD playback (for casuals) and limited 3rd party support (due to the 1.4GB size limitation) really fucked the Gamecube over. My only other complaints with the console are relatively minor, like the lack of a 2nd Z-button and it being region locked.
>>718706251
You should get Battalion Wars and Fire Emblem at least
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:38:46 AM
No.718731994
>>718729376
They listened, but no one cared.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:48:29 AM
No.718732628
>>718702650 (OP)
More online multiplayer games, DVD drive, and an LB button on the controller.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 4:57:53 AM
No.718733180
>>718714871
then what are you talking about? what did it need to be saved from other than getting beat by sony? it was a great console with great games
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:10:12 AM
No.718733884
>>718703395
>coping with their 6th gen console by inventing a false reality where their console was beloved by all with great games
I thought only Dreamcast fans did this
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:28:08 AM
No.718734936
>>718702650 (OP)
The GC's problems were:
>Nintendo seen as kiddy shit
>Couldn't play DVD movies
>Game format didn't allow large-sized games and thus weakened third party lineup
>Lacking online functionality
>Weak momentum from prior gen
How Nintendo tried to solve them
>Giving Mario a tatoo and false accusations in Sunshine, Resident Evil focus - SIX(6!) RE games on the GC, new first party horror game(Eternal darkness)
>Not anticipated or not properly gauged weakness
>Not anticipated or not properly gauged weakness
>Not anticipated or not properly gauged weakness
>Nothing they could really do at that point
Why they failed
>Literally nothing could change Nintendo's kid-friendly brand perception, especially not in one generation
>Obviously being able to play DVDs was huge
>Obviously third party support was really important, especially in that gen
>Allowing the GC network adapter to play online with games like Double Dash or Four Sword Adventures would have been huge
>Obviously many people bought a PS2 because they enjoyed their PS1
What I would have done:
>Nothing could be done
>Make it play DVDs
>Make it play DVDs
>As said before, make more use of the network adapter. Four Sword Adventures online may have had a lot of potential
>Nothing could be done
Nintendo made some mistakes with the GC for sure but a lot of stuff was just out of their control. The biggest misstep was the game format. Nintendo recognized a lot of this stuff, and that's why the Wii exists. Some of these were handled with the Wii, and some of them they chose not to handle, hence why they went after casuals instead.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:56:25 AM
No.718736519
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:57:22 AM
No.718736579
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:57:43 AM
No.718736595
>>718702650 (OP)
Use normal sized DVDs. Literally that's all it needed.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:00:27 AM
No.718736737
>>718736842
>>718724290
Cry some more microsnoy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:00:33 AM
No.718736742
>>718736971
Retards always seem to forget that the PS2 sold so well because it was a cheap DVD player
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:01:25 AM
No.718736793
>>718707054
If Sunshine was given more time in the oven it would have been great. We could have gotten more levels instead of shitty blue coins.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:02:15 AM
No.718736842
>>718736737
go get dick reassignment surgery cubie
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:04:28 AM
No.718736971
>>718736742
this, but it also had a better controller, better games, more games, backwards compatibility, and online. the shitcube had no games and no dvd kek
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:05:37 AM
No.718737029
>>718703395
We are talking about GameCube, not Dreamcast.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:07:06 AM
No.718737138
>>718702650 (OP)
change it into the "Gamesphere"
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 6:30:26 AM
No.718738524
>>718706251
Tales of snorephonia and Pokemon XD were the fucking worst pieces of shit ever.
Add the original animal crossing and custom robo.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:23:09 AM
No.718741292
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:29:19 AM
No.718741610
>>718708846
>No Final Fantasy
Crystal Chronicles, dumbass.
>No Burnout 3
Burnout sucks dick anyway.
>No GTA, DMC, GTA, Bully, Manhunt, Shaolin Monks, SSX1, and TimeSplitters 1
Fair point, but I have both a PS2, and GC and have those on PS2.
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
Nintendo hates online and still does today. The online for their games since Wii always sucked ass because they make them anti-social, very barebones for modes online, etc.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:32:36 AM
No.718741765
>>718702650 (OP)
Name it the Playstation 3 so people get confused and ignore the PS2 entirely
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:45:14 AM
No.718742395
>>718745075
>>718713909
>Sony truly made 1 good console then refused to ever do it again.
This, but the PS1.
The PS2 was just a DVD player and maybe a Madden machine for most people.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:25:31 AM
No.718744191
>>718713909
>Sony truly made 1 good console then refused to ever do it again.
PS Triple was peak, yeah.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 8:45:36 AM
No.718745075
>>718742395
you weren't even alive back then.
the ps2 was a gta machine
dozens of millions worldwide played nothing but gta since it came out until long after the console was discontinued
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:08:20 AM
No.718748292
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:12:16 AM
No.718750756
Mountain Sage
8/22/2025, 11:46:19 AM
No.718752152
>>718702650 (OP)
>literal best console of all game
Nothing to save, /v/irgin