Thread 718713136

Ranni canonically marries a retarded strength/faith tarnish

she's half of that size

Don't you guys get tired of the souls formula being so blatantly reused and barely improved upon/changed?
Yeah Dark Souls was fun and all, but after the 2nd time playing it I just got bored of them.

>>718713136 (OP)
>retarded strength/faith tarnish
Thats me

>>718713427
You think Ranni shrinks the tarnished the size of her old doll size just for shits n giggles

>>718713136 (OP)
I was a Str/Int Tarn when i put the ring on her finger.
Than i went with Goldmask in the tree and switched to an Arc/Fai build.
Now i have two wives, a house in order and i do many damages.

>implying my str/fth tarnished didn’t marry Nepheli to make a litter of even more retarded str/fth babies
>implying he wouldn’t have married Millicent to make a litter of quality babies too were she still alive.

>>718713630
I almost exclusively play as super buff meat head alter boy playstyle. If I cant find a good build for that in a soulslop game I just wont play it

>>718713528
No. I enjoy the consistency because it’s usually wrapped in decent enough gameplay without some dickass dev trying to reinvent the wheel.

>>718713136 (OP)
I want to steal her hat

>>718713717
Int wizards and sorcerers are too autistic to get with ranni

>>718713528
Yes. I thought 1 was a really great game, 2 was okay, 3 was bad, and didn't even finish Elden Ring because it was boring.

>>718713136 (OP)
Wrong, the retarded strength/faith tarnished (me) canonically marries Hyetta (my wife) and we burn that egomaniac doll bitch (again) along with the rest of this shitty world.

>>718713136 (OP)
>mastermind behind Godwyn's murder is a forced ally you can't ever harm or oppose
So the shattering and deathcancer spread are supposed to be good things? Is that what michael zackie is trying to tell me?

GOD

>>718714545
You can't harm her but you can oppose her, it just ends with her telling you to fuck off.

>>718713136 (OP)
>Tranni
Fuck off

>>718714617
please tell me she got bush

>>718713136 (OP)
>Ranni canonically marries a retarded strength/faith tarnish
Because of memories of her father.

>>718714545
>never get to see anything with Godwyn besides his corpse. The giant arena is for a mediocre boss
>cant even interact with him in the realm of the dead
My biggest gripe with Elden Ring is the total lack of anything with Godwyn. I know he's "Dead", but they could have found a way.

she's cute therefore she didn't do anything wrong

>>718714716
she porcelain anon.
maybe she'll get one of those porcelain artpieces where her bush should be if you ask nice enough.

>>718714716
yes

that creepy motherfucker Seluvis knew what he was cooking when he made her doll form

>>718713136 (OP)
>bitch what's for dinner?
>grilled cheese QwQ

>>718714852
I keep saying it, fight against a midnless soulles husk body would have been kino.

>>718714852
im pissed he wasn't in the land of shadows

as like a good god for once I mean in lore he seemed like a good guy

>>718713641
Yes, and they switch out every other day.

>>718713136 (OP)
Always knew aseo was a good guy

>>718713136 (OP)
>Ranni canonically marries a retarded strength/faith tarnish
WRONG, she marries my wrongfully imprisoned Carian cadet branch OC

>faith
can't even use her damn sword

>>718716579
it's our wedding sword that we keep on the wall

I'm not gonna damage/dirty it up or learn how to use it

>>718716279
giant blue doll woman

>>718713136 (OP)
Is there a reason that we can't stop drawing girls with 25% fat bodies and 10% fat necks?

>>718714660
>you can oppose her, it just ends with her telling you to fuck off.
And then you reload the area, apologise, and continue as if nothing happened.
Ranni's is the only major quest line with zero unfixable fail states, not counting hitting the credits with some other ending instead.

Reminder that Carian women are only attracted to red haired men, so if you want Ranni's ending to be the canonical TRUE END with her true love, you need to make your Tarnished a redhead.

>>718713136 (OP)
Based strength faith chad tarnished would dump this stupid cunt for golden brapppper

>>718713528
The Souls formula is almost but not quite perfect.
Changes are more likely to make it worse than better - as demonstrated by all the Soulslikes that are worse than the real games.
When I play something like Counterstrike, I don't want novelty. I want what I already know is good.

>>718713528
I don't play games solely for novelty. Good is good.

>>718719186
>soulless hands typed this

>>718719717
I don't make the rules.

>>718719679
I don’t play games

>>718713528
Those games were fun when only shovelware devs tried to imitate them, "soulslike" is really an action-adventure game similar to Zelda but with harder combat encounters.
They innovated quite a bit between DS1 and DS3, and in Elden Ring the boss design is unique enough the game doesn't play like a Souls despite having the exact same gameplay as DS3.

>>718713136 (OP)
Why is the oil in between the burners?

>>718713136 (OP)
I went dragon build so I guess she's fucking a Magma Wyrm, unless my protagonist powers lets me achieve Dragon form unlike the others

>>718713528
Yes. From is at their best when they try new things. See DAS, Bloodborne and Sekiro.
Sequels are not their forte. Going for a gigantic empty open world is not their forte either.

>>718719186
Do I get bonus points if my Tarnished is a pale as fuck redheaded self-insert?

>>718720232
Yes.

>>718713528
I liked pizza 28 years ago, i still like it today.

>>718714852
There's an ending dedicated to him tho

>>718713427
No she isn't. She's about the same height as all other humans

>>718713528
No because i really like it. As long as they give me new strong guys to fight i'll be happy

>>718720574
>food analogy

>>718713136 (OP)
I RECOGNIZE THAT HAMBURGER.

>>718713630
As expected of me.

>>718720574
do you still like the same exact toppings with no changes at all? i use to be a cheese pizza guy, moved to pepperoni, then cowboy, then hawaiian, now it's a pizza with a lot of onions/green peppers/meat/and some other toppings on it.

>>718721128
you are a valueless dreg if you want anything more than pepperoni and sometimes crumble bacon as a treat on your pizza

>>718714617
If only I had a Birdseye Telescope

>>718722127
i think thats a little too aggressive

>>718713136 (OP)
canon is just str/dex quality bastard sword

>>718713136 (OP)
>strength/faith
That's me that's literally me!

>>718721105
>American memory retention

>>718719520
>i want the same game with nothing changed or added
glad to see the souls community is admitting they're the new call of duty or fifa retards

>>718719186
Ranni is a redhead, she'd want a strong warrior who has never cast a spell in his life.

>>718713136 (OP)
It's a canon event, bro.

>>718713528
I find FromSoft games extremely ugly to look at. Its not even a graphics thing but an art style thing.

>>718713136 (OP)
shes married to me, a pure int chad

>>718713136 (OP)
>cooking in your underwear
This always bothers me so much, you might get little drops of hot oil on you and it hurts.

>>718724156
skill issue

>>718713136 (OP)
>dex
>int
>cold milady
>wing stance
Oh yeah, its doll fucking time.

oh god women cooking in their panties turns me into a wildebeast

>>718713528
Fromsoft isn't the only gamedev in existence retard

>>718723526
>to get the good ending you have to marry your tiny tsundere god-like doll wife
What did FromSoft mean by this?