Thread 718715551

Why are all the games journalist at Gamescon stuffing their faces with food this week?

Anon discovers hunger

>>718715551 (OP)
If Gamescom is anything like any convention I've been to it's a pain in the ass to get in and out of the venue and there's either zero or only insanely overpriced food options inside so everyone just brings snacks in.

Did you know human beings require food to survive? In fact, every animal on this planet needs food to survive! Even fungi!
Plants, however, do not need food. They get theirs from photosynthesis.

>>718715791
>an ancient evil awakens

>>718715551 (OP)
Lol because a lot of people are addicted to food truth be told its a addiction people dont take seriously since we need to eat to live but people live to eat instead of eating to live

>>718715791
Why is he so picky it's all the same

op confimed alien WHY ARE THE HUMANS EATING

>>718715551 (OP)
you wouldn't care if she was a man

>>718715725
gamescom hasn't been worth visiting in a decade. you can buy food there but it sucks and is (naturally) overpriced.

>>718716123
Beavers are fucking stupid, the only thing they understand is building dams.

>>718716726
and niblling wood

>>718717035
Dam nigga, DAM!

>>718717035
How will squirrelsisters ever recover

>>718715791
big if true

>>718715551 (OP)
imagine her giving you a sloppy headjob while grabbing her heels, with her rubny makeup and spit and your precum dripping down her chest

>>718717035
NOOOOO

>>718715791
>Plants, however, do not need food.
They kind of do. But their "food" is like nitrogen in the soils

>>718715791
goycorp plastic sugar slop isn't food, anon
its how (((they))) are poisoning you
look at that woman, she is a skinny fat asian from all the wrong food and wrong dicking she gets

>>718718479
I only eat apples
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Her voice is annoying and her partner is an obvious closet case.

>>718718528
Pfizer nanobots kicked in