Thread 718715792

left to right
2>3>1

you don't whiten up that much after years of shitty tans, the wrinkles and damage and BROWN are yours to keep but it's a nice fantasy

>Didn't get fatter
Sidegrade at best

>>718715792 (OP)
kino trope

>>718715792 (OP)
Wife->daughter->granddaughter

>>718715905
exaclty, this is why 2 is perfect

>>718715792 (OP)
2 is best

>>718716623
This girl's a liar. I went to Japan for a week and thought "hmm what a nice vacation. Time to go home" when I was done. They don't actually hold you hostage

>>718715905
I thought the sterotype was spray-on tans

>>718715792 (OP)
>No hag gyaru
Why though....

>>718716623
oof

>>718715905
insane person
that's literally like a few quick trips to the beach on the left and a few months of being a shut-in on the right

>>718715792 (OP)
>no wedding ring on the far rights hand
OOF thats a yikes from me dawg
>>718715962
also this, she should be gaining weight as she gets happier and more accustomed life at home and cooking for the family

>>718717204
she still is one, don't get it twisted, the catty slutty bitch can change their cloths, but they never change their colors.

>>718717678
>she should be gaining weight as she gets happier and more accustomed life at home and cooking for the family
wg fetish fantasy. people dont overeat when theyre happy

>>718717240
all those holes are using filters, average nip bitch is ugly as fuck

>>718717826
married women let themselves go because they've already secured a man, a house and a family, and have other things to do aside from obsess about their body image. they have a house to clean, food to buy and prepare, and a set of balls to keep empty. even if its not drastic, almost every woman gains weight after a few years

>>718716623
Thanks-- but I'm actually more attracted to Koreans nowadays. Sorry. I just like their media and women more.

>>718718282
lmao as someone who lives in korea you have shit taste

>>718715792 (OP)
20's>30's>40's

>>718717240
Perfect for facefucking

>>718718142
One or both of these has a penis

>>718715792 (OP)
>>718718142

>>718718986
lmao, nice use of an image, but still. kill yourself.

>>718718986
Get help

>>718716623
Isn't it hard for gajins to move there?
Don't they hate gaijins/tourists?
This smells like tourism propaganda.

>>718718986
What the fuck happens in Sonic

>>718716623
Oh no, how horrible, anything but that.
Anyway I went to japan for 3 weeks once, it was fun but I went back home.
The only time I interacted with a jap girl was one claiming she got stranded with no train ticket money to get home. I have no idea why that of all the people in a busy train station she picked a random gaijin when she couldn't or wouldn't speak english, wasted my time by having me pull up a translation app (weird but I suppose it makes sense because if she had her phone she'd probably be able to figure out the payment) and than couldn't figure it out because I didn't have a japanese kana keyboard installed. Eventually we did manage to communicate because I can understand enough japanese to get "I want to go back, money, train ticket" and she could have just said it from the start. I wouldn't even mind all that much if it was a scam but 1000yen was too much to give out on a whim either way.

>>718719079
>is it HARD to MOVE there?????
It's just another fucking country. Have you ever thought about moving literally anywhere? Here's how you move somewhere
>get a map
>throw a knife at it
>if it hits Germany or North Korea throw again
>see where knife hits
>look up language of place
>look at culture
>do you like the sound of the language? the styles of clothing? their way of life? of course you do dumbass
>learn language
pro-tip: if you go pay a school enough they will teach you all sorts of languages and send you fucking anywhere, and even maybe help you get a job there. Just get some proficiency and some ability to teach, English is pretty often in demand if you can teach it in another language Real life is just an MMO, just do quests, do skilling, and spend money to unlock new different areas and new more efficient money grinders

>>718715792 (OP)
>character gets worse over time

>>718718715
false

>>718715792 (OP)
I don't think she's tan enough

>>718718142
Good lord...

>>718715905
>real life
kys yourself retard, lol

>>718719079
If you are a native english speaker there's programs to go teach english there even if you don't have any teaching credentials. It seems in the past they took anyone and you could get your foot in the door this way, not sure if they are as much in demand nowadays.
I don't think it's that hard to get residency once you are there and for how stereotypically racist they are citizenship requirements are actually pretty lenient (as long as you actually learn japanese), whities usually don't take it even if they could though because they expect you to relinquish your other citizenship and that's probably not worth it over USA or EU even if you live there long term. It was a bit of a thing during gorona though and some people were denied re-entry.

One thing is that it's apparently a pain in the ass to find a place to live because they might not want to rent it to gijin and/or expect a guarantor that you will have issues with unless you are already established or have contacts helping you.

>>718716623
for mev it's Aokigahara forest

>>718716623
sauce?

>>718715792 (OP)
>makes white boys crazy

>>718722664
Japan demographic collapse taskforce: getting gaijin to breed our women since locals refuse to division

>>718719079
>Isn't it hard for gajins to move there?
You just need any 3 year Bachelor's degree in a country where English is the native language (or the Phillipines) and you can get a sponsored visa teaching English like everyone else.
Filipinos ruined the pay and the time off so the job pays even shittier now with almost no vacation time anymore.

3rdies (BRs, vietnamese and some others) also just get waved into the country somehow. its some factory worker's visa where they make them chuck clams or w/e for 1/10th the price of minimum wage for a few years before sending them home.

>>718719079
Moving counties isnt that hard, its just extra paperwork and you have to have a few thousand bucks saved for the actual move.
If you're half-organised and from a non-shit country its trivial

>>718716623
But i dont like crowded places, I would like to go to toriyama bay and see the bioluminescent algae, i dont plan on getting a Japanese wife i have no rizz, i could literally fumble the skuttiest girl in the universe

>>718723328
Who is she

>>718718715
We can hope

>>718716623
This did happen to me, but I lived in vietnam instead. Japan is kinda soulless tourist shit, I couldn't handle if for more than 2 weeks.
Same with Thailand

Vietnam is so laid back though that I never wanted to leave.
Only left because I had to do 2 border hops every 3 months, I couldn't do a 3rd one
>Too sick
>Too tired of travel
I might try Japan again but only like in the far north and if they lax up on their visa laws
The 3 month hop really gets draining

>>718719857
why tanned assassins have such distinct color?
Darker shade Asians women is the only reason to have yellow fever

Tanned hags...

>>718718142
YES
YESSSSSSS

>>718715792 (OP)
>>718718142
>blonde bimbo
>=(
>blonde bimbo, Japan
>=)

Why is /v/ like this?

>>718724616
who actually dislikes bimbos? They're only a problem if they're bitchy whores. Bubbly whores are tolerable

>>718724616
No? Bimbos are great. Though my specific preference are ones that focus on being perky and silly, rather than super slutty.

>>718724616
Say the name of the site out loud.

>>718724616
I havent see any negative reaction on /v/ to women even when they have a penis so I dont know what the fuck your talking about really

>>718715792 (OP)
More like character regression

Gyaru milfs?

now make 3 wear the uniform from 1 again

>>718715792 (OP)
>character progression
>breast degression
is it really progression if her breast get smaller?

>>718716623
a couple people who've went have told me that you'd be very disappointed if you just go to japan just to find a wife and that you really just go for the sights and the food/drink
at longest a 2, maybe 3, week stay

>>718716623
This video made my dick unbelievably hard.

>>718724975
She looks like she fucks her best friends shota son.

>>718725710
Just throw an Eviolite it at this point because it's perfect as is

>>718724316
LET. ME. BREED. HER.

>>718715905
they're japs.
they aren't actually tanning they just paint themselves.

>>718718715
>>718723702
Love guys with fat tits.

>>718715962
>>718717678
Fuck off fat fags
Quit gassing up obese bitches

>>718717240
Funny enough the reason why their faces are so flat is because their zygomatic arches are longer thus making their cheeks more prominant

>>718726984
But that's not a guy, that's a Canadian woman.

>>718717678
>>718715962
So long as they don't become whales it's fine

>>718724616
>making up scenarios in your head to get mad at

>>718724616
Because bimbo, japan has had enough media about it such that the stereotype isn't a literally retarded plastic doll. I dislike some of the common tropes associated with bimbos that gyarus don't have except in the most extreme subcultures
>plastic is shit
>being literally retarded is shit
>brain drain to become literally retarded is even worse
>sucking literally every dick is shit

>>718727995
Shota slut.

>>718726923
Anime characters are white

>>718728076
>he doesn't know

>>718727995
I totally know what that is, you can't fool me

>>718727995
I don't get it

>>718728848
its her giant, fancy, milk stained bra.

>>718728939
I'm expected to believe that tiny strap was holding those milkers up? That's farfetched, even for anime.

>>718717240
>knock her up
>get a son with a gigachad jawline like Antonio Inoki

>>718715792 (OP)
Imagine the gyaru and housewife switching clothes

men literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>718730030
>men literally only want one thing and it's disgusting fucking
FTFY
the kind of love you clean up with a mop and bucket

>>718718986
>>718715792 (OP)
>>718718142
>>718727995

>>718718414
no you don't

>>718724616
Gyaru are great, get better taste

>>718719456
Yeah they have weird scammers there for gajins. Some guy came up to me with a translation app asking for money for convini food. Just gave him 100 yen. These japs just pester Gajin.

>>718715792 (OP)
>dying her hair even more frequently in the "progress" stage
all of you are retarded

>>718724316
disgusting immortan joe legwear

>>718715962
That's for stage 4 after 4 pregnancies.

>>718725710
trade. Getting a gyaru gf is something only 0.000001% men will experience in life.

>>718731118
what would any of us do with immortality? if we could change shape as we wanted?

>>718718986
This game is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>718715792 (OP)
>main character is made uglier over time
terrible trope

>>718715792 (OP)
>Left
NTR
>Middle
NTR
>Right
NTR

>>718715792 (OP)
>He thinks he can make a whore into a housewife

>>718716623
Talks too much. Closed it. Get to the fucking point

>>718730030
>so lesbian for her bff that she fucks guys who want to court her
Umm, based?

>>718731542
8 to 9 feet tall
i want to be the big person everyone feels comfortable being in the arms of

>>718724616
To bee honest they look more soft compared to not japan

>>718732541
All gyarus are pure virgins unless said so.

>>718715792 (OP)
>The joke here is porn

>>718734869
anon there is neither a joke nor porn in that image you should get your eyes checked

>>718731542
Replace my hands with big fucking rocket launchers, integrated rocket launcher in my chest too, few smaller ones in my legs and replace my balls with mini nukes.

>>718734986
Disingenuous post.

>>718725710
trade evolutions were always retarded

>>718735319
point out the pornographic or comedic points of the image, then

>>718717240
what is wrong with this? anime bitches are 2d

>>718735501
Anime is inherently pornographic, Incel.

>>718715792 (OP)
I like the reverse

>>718716938
Stop making sense anon

>>718730406
>hangul
Enviromental storytelling

>shitting brownoid simp thread that isn't video games
Smartphones were a mistake

>>718717240
meanwhile your average white woman

>>718735605
then stop posting on an anime website, faggot
go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

>>718736002
>posts a jew
Nice try pajeet

>>718715792 (OP)
Can they ntr me?

>>718717240
>half the replies don’t realize she has fucking eye lashes floating over her hair

There is no hope

>>718731542
make myself as warm and cuddly as possible

>>718718986
Kek

>>718736390
where?

>>718716623
italians do it for me

>>718736213
whiter than your american "white" people