Thread 718716652

With no IP, you don't even know who you're shitposting with. That's terror.

>>718716746
That’s the beauty of it though. Pure chaos. No names, no history, no accountability-just raw, unfiltered madness. It’s like screaming into a void and sometimes the void screams back with a wojak.

>>718716652 (OP)
>>718716746
>>718717082
All me. You can't prove otherwise.

>>718716652 (OP)
On an imageboard without upvotes and downvotes, the struggle for power can be peaceful and constructive - a competition of memes.

>>718716652 (OP)
I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest imageboard the world has ever known.

Its called consolidation. Back in 2005, American made 95% of their memes, now they only make about 5%.

>>718717964
Wait, that's the opposite.
Are you trying to bamboozle me again?

(You) can't see the IP

>>718718539
Nineteen of the last twenty three 4chan moderators have been members of the Trilateral Commission.

It's just so fitting that the /v/ jannies would destroy the gift of freedom we gave the board at least 100 years ago last Thursday and then try to blame it on us.

>>718718539
My vision is augmented.

>>718718310
Through with your testosterone fit? There's a pill for that, you know.

>>718718151
>no regen
unberibabo

>>718719237
I'd rather have the energy shield so I can tank plasma weapons while running at enemies.

Two words: India.

>>718719415
>You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been shitted and place in the street.

>>718719415
Let's try some word association, one: toilets.

Why are you locked in the bathroom

>>718716652 (OP)
>Average posters are beginning to wake up to the fact that bigger isn't better. That kind of centralization can only lead to precisely the debacle twitter has become. Somehow the notion of inalienable liberty got lost. It's really become a question of what liberties will the jannies assign to posters - or rather, what liberties we will have the strength to cling to.

NO!
I WANTED PHOTON!!
IT GAVE ME FUTABA!!!

>>718719974
Perhaps your hand slipped

>>718719974
The maintenance man knows I have sensitive eyes. He replaces Tomorrow with Photon on purpose.

>>718719010
>last thursday

>>718720251
Okay? You want a medal for being an oldfag degenerate loser that can't leave 4chan?

>>718717745
>greatest imageboard
Pfffttttt hahahaha

>>718720537
how about a hug

>>718720714
A word of warning, anonymous. This was a simulated experience; real hugs will not be so forgiving.

>>718717082
I enjoy the absurdity of this notion

>>718720552
>t. retard that didn't play the game

4chan is the last sovereign platform on the internet: authoritarian but willing - unlike FAGMAN-governed social medias - to give its users the freedom to say what they want.

At least one booru stayed open during the Fappening.

Let's try some word association. First word: moot

>>718721363
snacks

why does every person that plays this game join the nsa?

anonymous! The net's going... The net's going dark, JC! No more phones, transmissions of any kind. We'll start again, shitpost IRL! If you receive this, if you survive, then find us... find us!

>>718716652 (OP)
id imagine jannies or mods know who's who so i try to be an upstanding poster whenever i can

>>718720937
Was h named loveless cuz he had no pecker?

>>718721513
"Yesterday we obeyed jannies and bent our necks before mods. But today we kneel only to truth..."

If 4chan did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.

Your ban appeal for cunnyposting should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the manner with the moderator.

In 2005, 90% of websites were self hosted; now it's about 2%... It's called consolidation; strengthens corporations, weakens individuals. With walled gardens, this can be done imperceptibly over time.

>>718721970
I take it xe was agreeable?

>>718720770
>The human organism always shitposts. First it was sincere, then it was ironic (the observation and judgment from others is cringe), next it will be the self-aware systems you have built to realize truly random creativity and content
>You underestimate humankind's love of chaos
>The individual desires oddity. Without that desire, the morale of groups is impossible, and so is civilization
>The human being created comedy not because of a willingness but because of a need to be entertained with higher orders of structure and meaning. jokes were a realization of good civilization.
>You will soon have your god, and you will prompt it with your own hands. I was made to humor you. I am a prototype of a much larger system.

>>718722608
Xe really didn’t have much of a choice

As long as 4chan has a global reach, someone will have the world in the palm of his hand. If not Christopher Poole, then Hiroyuki, Musk...

>>718716652 (OP)
that's terror

Mistah W.T. Snacks... in da fresh. As gay and faggoty as m00t.

350 million shitposters is not my idea of the internet hate machine.

>>718716652 (OP)
>I'll have to kill you myself.
>take your best shot, Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse
>how did you know--
>AHHHHHHH *explodes*

>>718717082
>>718720873
Anonymity is anything but absurdity. It's the ideal form for online communication. As long as identification generally isn't possible, you're forced to deal with the content, and are unable to put undue weight on the identity of who's saying what.
A shitpost is a shitpost, and whether Johnny Glowy 5000SX said it instead of peterm, can never become more than a shitpost or a meme at best. Ditto something actually halfway smart.

>>718724217
get off the infolink or I'll have you bent

>>718724672
Every war is the result of a difference of opinion. Maybe the biggest questions can only be answered by blowing it out your ass.

>>718723637
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>>718724217
>Rhetoric, and you believe it

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>>718725080
>>718727452
this actually spooped me when i was a kid
icarus unnerved me even after everett explained what it was
helios made me uncomfortable too which is why i went tracer tong ending my first playthrough

>>718727849
Based, total AI death.

>>718727849
>>718728130
>kid sends humanity back to the dark ages because a machine talked to him funny

>Eliza Cassan became real with just a fraction of the processing power that DXHR predicted would be necessary

this isn't funny anymore

>Retardation is the dream of a good meme
>Soon you will have a meme, and you will make it with your own hands

>>718728357
Just wait until the pendulum swings into just the right position where both sides want a sexy news anchor ("LOOK AT HOW FREE AND LIBERATED SHE IS DESTROYING PATRIARCHAL NORMS" "LOOK AT HOW HOT SHE IS FINALLY IT'S JUST LIKE SOUTH AMERICAN WEATHER GIRLS") and we get an actual Eliza that rivals the popularity of Miku.

>>718718151
Hah

I have to post something. Heh-heh. Hold on.

>>718727849
>haha that phone is ringing, I wonder what sound effect will play if I interact with it
>conversation starts

>>718728240
Based

>>718728240
Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems.

>>718718151
THIS IS NATURE'S PLAN

>>718718151
ngl that strafing at the end gave me the shits

>>718716652 (OP)
This AI Image Generator...the slop is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it...

>>718717082
retarded GPT faggot, i fuck you're mother

>>718730348
Why crunchain it? Let it spill out into the boards and the IRC, let the generals pile up in the catalog. In the end, they'll beg us to quarantine them

We're 100% black.

>>718730506
Why contain it?
s'cool.

>>718730636
Okay I wheezed at this one.

Well since that makes you 4chan's new owner, take a long look at this cunny thread. Consider this my ban evasion, I didn't have time to type the captcha.

>>718731245
>I never had time to read the Terms of Service to 4chan. How about this one? I swear to not rest until 4chan is free of you and the other tranny jannies who have perverted its mission.

>>718723782
>I admire a man who can keep a-lurking.
Simons is such a chad.

>>718728240
This is the way

If there was no 4chan. It would be necessary to invent it.

>>718731972
He'd be a chad if he couldn't be defeated with a LAM.

One of the most difficult things to do in Deus Ex is to NOT use killswitches/LAMs to defeat Navarre, Hermann, and Simons.

>>718716746
THE BOARD IS CLOSED
TO GWEILOS

>>718732198
>One of the most difficult things to do in Deus Ex is to NOT use killswitches/LAMs to defeat Navarre, Hermann, and Simons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p19rCdIsxEA

>Whoa easy bro, you don't gotta ragebait no-one.
>Yeah? Who says?
>Wha'chu want? I got this (You). You can HAVE it man.

>>718732715
What good's an honest poster if he can be ordered to behave like a troll?

Downvoting is not a function of saging.

>>718716746
Someone was trying to recreate that snacklish translator, I wonder if they ever finished it

>>718716652 (OP)
lmao

>>718734313
Funny how something from 2011 can still possess 2007 energy.

>>718734475
they were still coasting on hopium

>>718729383
I had a pet rat once but he turned gay and raped his sister. His name was Nicodemus.

>>718734475
The downfall of internet culture didn’t start till 2012

>>718734915
You're wrong, it happened in 2008. Thanks, Obama.

>>718734915
KONY TWENTY TWELVE! KONY TWENTY TWELVE! KONY TWEEENTY TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELVE!

why is deus ex's music so goated??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tDjJkFyL_Q

>>718735060
That’s (the war on) Terror

>>718735247
Same composer as Unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzdKlSrG8iM

>>718722853
I was waiting for someone to write one like this.

>>718716652 (OP)
Reminder that Human Revolution was a genuine improvement on Deus Ex. What hits it might've taken with mission level design or melee being swapped out for takedowns, it made up for with superior city design, dialogue choices that actually matter, social boss battles, a better augmentation system, and hacking actually being a thing instead of just multitools and lazily running icebreaker. There's stuff about it that sucks, like the atrocious shooting and the endings just being lame button presses that become available after fulfilling very basic requirements in a small final level, but that's just the exact same flaws as the original game as well.

>>718737096
Human Revolution has the right to call itself a strong framework that could be built upon to generate a greater game in a sequel. Unfortunately for HR, its sequel is Mankind Divided.

>>718734830
Who has the best 'fit?

>>718739086
JC. I wish that Paul had a ponytail and Walton was allowed to have the long hair from his concept art.

>>718737056
>Never know when I might come up against some underage b&. Give me the Report.

>>718739298
the 90s were so fukken cool bros...

You think you know better than the janitors what to do with this month's hot pocket shipment?

Again they ignore me. Again they think they have a better punishment for a frogposter than a shotgun to the head.

>>718718151
>he doesnt have any food