Thread 718719481

How many calories are in 6 Snorlaxes?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So fatass plants are stronger than toothy angry plants?

>>718722378
It's 14 feet tall.

>>718723396
Snorlax used Stockpile... and it’s super effective. Whole ecosystem gone in one bite, now he's just vibin' in a food coma.

Imagine feeding her caterpie one at a time
Rubbing her belly to help digest them

Can you train one to eat you instead?

>>718719481 (OP)
this looks like a bad yoshi enemy

NOOOOOO WHY IS MY POKEMON SILLY

Ohhh I'm a thirsty little flower

>>718719481 (OP)
Why does it look cute?

>>718719481 (OP)
>Pumps it full of semen

>>718727718
if it eats you you're going to be swimming in all of that then

>>718727718
based

>>718728952
>>718728846
at some point it's gonna explode

>>718728986
I fail to see the issue

>>718722378
your fatass plants tend to have gastric juices yeah

>>718719481 (OP)
Glad I dropped Pokemon after BW

>>718719481 (OP)
>cutesy soi face
Ruined.

>>718730147
she will be a bad influence to your other pokemon do NOT keep her

>>718728952
>>718728846
I want her overflowing TONIGHT

>>718730147
>>718728952
s-sauce?

Nothing like getting turned into fertilizer by a plant

>>718731186
she would never......

>>718731950
maybe tomorrow

>>718732321
me

>>718732660
hell yeah

>>718732660
I want to have relations with this plant

>>718733251
>>718733617
plantfuckers stay winning

>>718719481 (OP)
>Testicular Torsion

APOLOGIZE

>>718727671
lmao

>>718719481 (OP)
It's belly is big because it's pure acid, not because there's biomass. Idiot.

>>718719481 (OP)
>design of victribel can be resumed as toothy pitcher plant
>remove its one defining characteristic
Such a bad design.

>>718733946
This one at least its average bad mega design (take mon and add a bunch of extra dumb shit to it).

>>718734159
>(take mon and add a bunch of extra dumb shit to it)
It's literally Dragonite and Dragonair fusion

>>718719481 (OP)
It looks like an my singing monster

>>718734259
Exactly, extra dumb shit.

I get the sentiment of wanting a proper dragonair evo and being disappointed with Dragonite, i am one of those people after all, but this half-ass is not even close to the solution, and worse, this is "disrespectful" to Dragonite fans who wanted a Dragonite mega, like this mega is ashamed of its og mon's form.

Beedrill stays as the golden standard for mega designs (even if i hate megas as a concept to begin with).
>Beedrill is a bee with drills/spikes
>Make it have more drills
Take whats unique about the mon and enhance it.

>>718728846
fixed

>>718719481 (OP)
This looks extremely retarded, pokemon is truly a zombie franchise.

>>718719481 (OP)
Imagine if shiny mega victreebel is of a certain color

>>718734646
So tell us what the solution is to making Dragonite resemble Dragonair more.

Happy it got a mega evo but it definitely felt like a monkey paw for getting it. I hope they actually try with the next few mega evos.

I got a shiny perfect victorybell in Pokémon go waiting to get that mega evo update to wreck some raids now and in pvp

>>718735710
Im an old pokefag so my solution is an old one, alternate evo for dragonair.
>but its a pseudo-legendary, they dont get that!
There is a first time for everything, specially in pokemon.

>>718735710
Thats a mis-guided solution. Just give dragonair a second evolution. Have they ever done that to a psuedo-legendary, before?

If (You) want a Dragonair mega, then I guess a yellow serpetine dragon would fit the bill.

>>718734646
I think that Mega X Charizard is bad and Mega Y is good, yet here we are
>even if i hate megas as a concept to begin with
I am a genwunner and I like them

>>718719481 (OP)
That's a real design? I thought OP was an ai slopgen shitpost but then nobody would make
>>718728952

>>718719481 (OP)
>Now where did I leave the frame rate and good programming?
>I could have sworn I left it by my victreebel

>>718719481 (OP)
I sympathize with this thing because I know what it's like to feel bloated with acid reflux.

>>718740912
Stop consuming dairy.

I love megas because this thing will have a higher base stat total than basic legendaries. Sorry alolacucks, your 570 BST “deities” get MOGGED by the suicide plant.

>>718740912
Are you also a swollen balloon?

better design than 90% of megas, who just got a bunch of edgy spikes and shit

>>>/vp/58147893
loled out loud

>>718734159
>>remove its one defining characteristic
What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking retard?

>>718720476
Like a million. More maybe? Jeez what a thought

>>718719481 (OP)
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

>>718722378
It's fat because it's overflowing with acidic juices
It doesn't need to be toothy because its acid can unironically melt steel beams.

>>718728846
God Pokefags are retarded

>>718719481 (OP)
>dissolves all your pokemon
Fixed

>>718735710
I'd make it FUCKING BLUE for starters.

>>718744318
ACK

>>718723396
Why do belches make me horny

why is it hanging itself

>>718725505
stockpile is a status move, it can't deal super effective damage tranny

>>718744758
it has to be around fr*nch people

>>718736250
goodra has two forms, but they are still the same pokemon

I'm a bit worried about the self choking, this might become a problem with some censors. We all knows it only need one person suing to get shit done these days

>>718735982
was that one leak confirmed real? if it is, then starmie should be proof we're not going to get good designs

>>718744903
Flamigo came out years ago

>>718745027
I don't think they needed to worry about kids tying their neck in a knot

>>718745027
it's not the same as willingly wrapping a rope around your neck

>>718719481 (OP)
>suspiciously all your pokemon shaped belly

>>718728952
>>718730147
foreverial tiedup inflatized and loving it

>>718744357
they command attention, signal satisfaction and are pleasant to the ear. healthiness of the digestive system is a metric of vitality as well.

>>718719481 (OP)
What on earth is that?

>>718744357
Only from women

>>718744903
It's not really chocking. It's a plant, it breathes through its leaves.

I EAT, JON
IT'S WHAT I DO

>>718746638
Yeah I'm sure the judge will accept "it's a plant" for a living creature roping its neck with a smile.

>>718719481 (OP)
he based

>>718719481 (OP)
>gets the most broken ability that lets him kill ground and steel types with poison type attacks

>>718746915
or it could use its other type, grass, to fight the ground ones

>>718719481 (OP)
Looks a little different to the leak

I think this is the mega with largest height and weight gain after evolving.

>>718741213
Sorry megacucks, your 600bst monstrosities get mogged by not being able to use heavy duty boots

>>718746992
It's no longer grass type, it's poison / fairy now

>>718747583
Fairy?
Wouldn't it be ghost after that trailer?

>>718744357
>>718745465
You're gay and retarded

>>718744357
Its seen as a bad habit and people who do it in public are seen as shit people. So girls who do it are less valuable and in your pathetic mind more suited for you

>>718719481 (OP)
Hmm

>>718748242
>>718748242
MR POPO?!

>>718748242
>Jynx mega evolution

>>718748309
here's your jynx mega, bro

>>718747651
a golem wouldn't get it

>>718748242
HAH BECAUSE LIPS SO NIGGER AHA SO CLEVER

Ah yes, gen 1, truly the gen that needed more megas.

>>718719481 (OP)
>Blatant inflation fetish in your path

>>718744318
I feel bad for it.

Normally i like Picher Plant Porn. the concept of a character getting trapped & fucked in one really tickles my senses, and is a rare sight to see.
However this... not with this. and the problem is the lips

>>718749169
nigger

>>718741193
on the contrary, keep consuming dairy. build up that lactose tolerance.

>>718747651
Crybaby

Someone post that old image of the huge roided black guy with the caption "I'm gonna eat all the pokemon"

>>718719481 (OP)
Imagine the shits