Thread 718722571

Why the fuck am I playing this again? This is a 215 hour game.

>>718722571 (OP)
It's a woke game. You played it because you are woke.

>>718722571 (OP)
Link can't even crossdress and flirt with boys in this game, it's worthless in every way compared to its predecessor.
Sexy Ganondorf design though. I wonder how he would feel seeing Link dressed like a Gerudo slut.

>>718722571 (OP)
>This is a 215 hour game.
you gotta be bored as shit to actually live in an open-world game as barebones as zelda

>>718723067
Zelda games are predicated on the idea that you have to imagine they're good.
And I imagined that for 215 hours, and because the finale of TotK is quite strong I felt like that was worth it.

But now that I'm going through the early chapters again, everywhere I see I'm like "Oh fuck no..." I'm just not doing those things again. I'm riding past all the dudes with the signs that fall over. I'm activating shrines but not entering them, for fast travel. I'm not talking to NPCs outside of the "main quest" of each side-area, like the Mayor and Fashion quest in Hateno Village. I just went to Kakariko's Ring Ruins and stopped for today.

I don't know if I can do this bros. I'm getting tired of my Switch 2 at this rate.

>>718723981
>Zelda games are predicated on the idea that you have to imagine they're good.
Only the Wild Era games require the player to be actively coping at all times for however long they play.

>Chasms don't appear until after the Upheaval
>Zelda's 53rd Voice Memory references her investigating a chasm
Here's your "upgrade" bro

>>718726747
>"teehee, the Calamity Ganon? What's that? Everyone in the world forgot haha!"
>"Who's this "Link" guy? You're saying he has a house here in town? Don't be preposterous, we do fashion mushrooms or something now!"
>"Oops, you played the open-world story in the wrong order? Now the big twist is spoiled but we're going to treat you like it's not for the rest of the game! WOW, WAS THAT HECKIN' ZELDA???"

The game is a turd. It only exists because the manchildren running Nintendo wanted a heckin' fun game where they can glue a fan to a stick and drive it around. Everything else, EVERYTHING else, was an afterthought.