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Anonymous No.718727879 >>718728463 >>718728535 >>718728716 >>718728894 >>718729334 >>718729618 >>718730634 >>718730753 >>718730890 >>718732043 >>718733215 >>718735015 >>718735864 >>718739928 >>718740039 >>718740237 >>718740326 >>718740459 >>718742070
Halo 3
Anonymous No.718728379 >>718728536 >>718728548 >>718728693 >>718728696 >>718728878 >>718729763 >>718729765 >>718729938 >>718730325 >>718731024 >>718731036 >>718731057 >>718732540 >>718734583 >>718735097 >>718735510 >>718735745 >>718736019 >>718738006 >>718741560
Why is there such a large conglomerate of people in the entertainment community and society who are trying to demonize and destroy everything Tolkien wrote and stood for?
Anonymous No.718728430
https://youtu.be/0q69Msy8ttM?si=S0jsLJCCcTQvRJEY
Anonymous No.718728463 >>718731979
>>718727879 (OP)
age of empires 2
Anonymous No.718728535 >>718728782 >>718728798 >>718730249 >>718736060
>>718727879 (OP)
Someone give me a TL;DR on tolken
Anonymous No.718728536
>>718728379
Kys nerd. I read the books at a Younger age than you and like the movies
Anonymous No.718728548
>>718728379
There's not.
Yes Rings of Power is dogshit but if we talked about the amount of dogshit brand cashgrabs that have been made over the years we'd die of old age. It's not Tolkien specifically, it's just the nature of LOTR being a "valued brand".
Anonymous No.718728693 >>718731905
>>718728379
I be you're one of those whiny shits who hated this scene.
https://youtu.be/eFMK7GG0bLc?si=Drs7umM4T14CreNz&t=50
Anonymous No.718728696
>>718728379
retard
Anonymous No.718728716 >>718729314
>>718727879 (OP)
It can't be Halo because LotR actually delivered instead of shitting out a rushed product.
Anonymous No.718728782
>>718728535
He wrote some books then really fleshed out the world his books were set in with supplementary material.
Anonymous No.718728798
>>718728535
Catholicism-Zoroastrianism-William Blake-Runes
Anonymous No.718728878
>>718728379
Money. The answer is always money.

Go look at the list of best-selling authors of all time, and you'll notice that nearly all of them have had their works adapted into numerous movies, shows, games, musicals, toys, etc.
Tolkien is just one among many in that list, and just happens to also be one of the most impactful authors for English fantasy.
Anonymous No.718728894 >>718729129 >>718729256 >>718729378 >>718729420 >>718729478 >>718729847 >>718736003
>>718727879 (OP)
Why watch the movies when the books are vastly superior? The movies are a fucking embarrassment. They completely ruined Denethor, they made Frodo into a wimp, and Aragorn was changed for American audiences because having him already be a self-assured leader was just too much for some reason.
Anonymous No.718729129 >>718729407
>>718728894
>reading
ok homo
Anonymous No.718729256 >>718729420
>>718728894
Because the books are a difficult read compared to pretty much all other popular fantasy fiction. LOTR is full of long poetic descriptions and narration, has several actual songs written into it that people have to read without knowing how the tune should go, and lacks the action-packed combat that most people are used to reading in those kinds of books. The movies are completely different in that respect, and a shorter time commitment. That's why people watch them if they weren't fans before. And fans slurp that stuff up because they will either hate-watch it or gush over getting a movie of their favorite thing made.
Anonymous No.718729314 >>718732330 >>718734659
>>718728716
Halo 3 not 2
Anonymous No.718729334 >>718729460
>>718727879 (OP)
the witcher 3
Anonymous No.718729378 >>718729497
>>718728894
>they changed thing!
Okay. Is it bad now? No? Then who cares
Anonymous No.718729407
>>718729129
>has to read to use 4chan
Who's the homo now, homo?
Anonymous No.718729420 >>718729497 >>718730079
>>718728894
>>718729256
>because having him already be a self-assured leader
Dude has like no hesitation in the books he's declaring himself for the throne as soon as people stop calling himself strider. You guys are midwits
Anonymous No.718729460
>>718729334
If we constitute Mainstream success that LOTR has along with the standard in OP pic, its either Witcher 3 or Minecraft/Terraria
Anonymous No.718729478
>>718728894
Because I like Christopher Lee and his little SAS meme fact.
Anonymous No.718729497 >>718729679
>>718729378
>Is it bad now?
It was always bad.
>>718729420
That's what I was saying, in the movies it takes him until Rohan to finally decide to become king but in the books he's ready for it almost immediately.
Anonymous No.718729618
>>718727879 (OP)
are we character limit
Anonymous No.718729679
>>718729497
What's bad about the movies
Them changing things doesn't make the movie bad
Anonymous No.718729763 >>718735148
>>718728379
It's peak white people media (wasn't created as such, meant more to be like a more contemporary british legend but that's how it turned out) and oh fucking lord does that piss off the subhumies who need to be included in everything now.
Anonymous No.718729765 >>718731109
>>718728379
You are so right you know that? Everybody praises these movies but they glorify war and Tolkien would have absolutely despised that.
Anonymous No.718729847 >>718729946 >>718730048
>>718728894
This picture is all the reason I need to keep watching the movies.
Anonymous No.718729938
>>718728379
Ignore those faggots replying to you, trying to gaslight you by saying these fecund people don't exist, the ones trying to ruin Tolkien and his legacy. They exist and they have infiltrated the very inner core of Tolkien society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4RueQ-3izM
Anonymous No.718729946
>>718729847
>johnny ridden's gelgoog
>kampfer
they both have based taste
Anonymous No.718730048 >>718730379
>>718729847
God imagine getting to experience early 2000's japan. How lucky were they
Anonymous No.718730079
>>718729420
>calls other midwitts
>can't understand a simple parragraph comment
lmao
Anonymous No.718730249 >>718730317 >>718730330
>>718728535
Browns and jews hate him and what he did
Anonymous No.718730317 >>718730431
>>718730249
I'm brown and I like him
Anonymous No.718730325
>>718728379
You goddamn know why.
Anonymous No.718730330 >>718730349 >>718730431
>>718730249
But i'm brown and thought LOTR was fun to watch
Anonymous No.718730349
>>718730330
>watch
Anonymous No.718730379
>>718730048
Fucking shame white people ruined the second hand markets in Japan by hoarding everything and reselling it all on ebay.
Anonymous No.718730431 >>718730480 >>718730951
>>718730317
>>718730330
>there's brown people on 4chan now
Anonymous No.718730480
>>718730431
>now
Anonymous No.718730634
>>718727879 (OP)
You're not entirely wrong, I still play the online in the MCC. It's so comfy and takes me back. But everything was made with love back then specially compared to the corporate slop we get now.
Anonymous No.718730740 >>718735765
so what's the actual best LOTR game
Anonymous No.718730752 >>718737660
>Viggo's interview in LOTR PS2
>"I don't know any of this thing, Aragorn is doing Nnja shit or whatever"
>Ian McKellen's interview
>"My hands are too big for video games"
>John Rhys Davies'
>"Gimli looks MAJESTIC and VIRILE in this game, choose him as your character or else!"
these interviews are pure gold
Anonymous No.718730753
>>718727879 (OP)
SMB
SMB3
SMBW
Anonymous No.718730825 >>718730923
Most good games from before 2007 qualify.
Anonymous No.718730890
>>718727879 (OP)
Mario Bros. 3, that's it.
Anonymous No.718730923 >>718731056 >>718731103
>>718730825
Nope zoomer
Anonymous No.718730951
>>718730431
The fact white people are shitting up these threads more is pretty damning.
What happened?
Anonymous No.718731024
>>718728379
>as he says posting punished hank
Anonymous No.718731036
>>718728379
Because orcs were black and nazguls were jews
Anonymous No.718731056 >>718731482
>>718730923
>no rebuttal
diddy ahh post unc frfr, you dun made a concession
Anonymous No.718731057
>>718728379
Some of the really overplay their hand. George Zeits the writer of every seething atheist's darling Mask of the Betrayer, flat out said nobody should even read Tolkien anymore. The whole time he was working on the expansions for LOTRO he seethed there wasn't enough moral ambiguity for him. These people are spiritually sick.
Anonymous No.718731103
>>718730923
I'm a basedllennial
Anonymous No.718731109 >>718732047
>>718729765
>Everybody praises these movies but they glorify war and Tolkien would have absolutely despised that.
did you even watch the Jackson films?
Anonymous No.718731482
>>718731056
Zoomers are retarded
Anonymous No.718731905
>>718728693
There are far more egregious issues with the LoTR films than retconning a bunch of elves into a battle they weren't present for.
Anonymous No.718731979
>>718728463
BASED. Still play this game after all this time.
Anonymous No.718732043
>>718727879 (OP)
Pokemon Red and Green
Literally the definition of a passion project
Anonymous No.718732047 >>718732105
>>718731109
They do try to make battle "cool" and even add levity with Gimli and Legolas
Anonymous No.718732105 >>718732331
>>718732047
Their little game about who killed the most Orcs is in the books.
Anonymous No.718732330 >>718742106
>>718729314
NTA but 3 was absolutely rushed as well. The original 3's campaign was going to be one long continuous journey through Africa with interconnected levels ending with the Ark. Instead we got slow-mo walkie-talkie Cortana segments, a bunch of forgettable missions and High Charity not being High Charity but the same ship that landed during Floodgate.
Anonymous No.718732331
>>718732105
Did Legolas also surf on a shield?
Anonymous No.718732427 >>718732558 >>718732665 >>718734248
I liked the Hobbit trilogy and no one can stop me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fngvQS_PmQ
Anonymous No.718732540
>>718728379
>why does Hollywood hate what's considered the pinnacle of fantasy cinema made by a devote Catholic
They can only destroy, not create.
Anonymous No.718732558
>>718732427
>no one can stop me.
You're right, there is no cure for Down's
Anonymous No.718732665 >>718735230
>>718732427
I like the version where they just cut the non-canon fluff and stich it back together into a single movie like it should have been
Anonymous No.718733215
>>718727879 (OP)
Anonymous No.718734248 >>718735396 >>718739441
>>718732427
If you like it then complain about ROP, you are the cancer and dont realize it.
Anonymous No.718734583
>>718728379
Demons are real and they're doing their best to destroy everything good in this world through other people. LotR was one of the most famous and well receive pieces of media created by a staunch Catholic and Christian man, with lots of themes about hope, determination and many other things that stem out of Christian doctrine.

Demons do not want that to be something people consume. They want constant misery porn made to demoralize others and lead them to either suicide or a life lived away from God, just rotting away or doing things to harm themselves for the demons own pleasure and enjoyment. But don't fret. Eventually, there will be someone who swoops in and creates something great like this again despite all odds and remind everyone that despite the darkness they find themselves in, there is still a candle lit there somewhere.
Anonymous No.718734659
>>718729314
I'm not buying into your retroactive narrative about halo 3 bro
Anonymous No.718735015
>>718727879 (OP)
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Anonymous No.718735097
>>718728379
Late-stage corporatism
Anonymous No.718735148
>>718729763
Its this.
Anonymous No.718735230 >>718735430
>>718732665
Where is this version? I am interested
Anonymous No.718735396
>>718734248
>if you like the cozy bloomed out fantasy epic full of beautiful european architecture and fantastic white actors but hate the cheap and gaudy Amazon Prime (TM) TV Series about a fat black jewish ogre and her lesbian friends then you’re the cancer and you dont even see it
Anonymous No.718735430 >>718735527
>>718735230
https://m4-studios.github.io/hobbitbookedit/
Anonymous No.718735510
>>718728379
Jews are evil demons
Anonymous No.718735527
>>718735430
This is extremely fucking cool, thank you.
Anonymous No.718735745
>>718728379
white-coded, all white things must be destroyed
Anonymous No.718735765
>>718730740
Return of the king
Anonymous No.718735864
>>718727879 (OP)
Nocturne, Persona 3, REmake, Dark Souls
Anonymous No.718736003
>>718728894
>complaining about changes to the book without so much as mentioning Faramir
If you’re gonna be butt mad about it, at least get it right
Anonymous No.718736019
>>718728379
It's easier to destroy.
Anonymous No.718736060
>>718728535
>Fought in WW1
>Become a professor
>Bored signing exam papers
>One student submitted his paper blank
>He laughed his ass off that someone did that and for the hell of it wrote on the paper that a Hobbit lived in a hole in the ground
Anonymous No.718736068 >>718736497
>battle for middle earth is not available anywhere
a fucking crime
Anonymous No.718736497 >>718736567
>>718736068
Pirate it, retard
Anonymous No.718736567 >>718739391
>>718736497
doesn't run at all in modern machines
Anonymous No.718736853 >>718737735
I cannot stop killing orcs and trolls in Shadow of War. Wraith Chain, Elven Wrath, Elven Light and Waters of LoriΓ©n equipped with the NazghΓ»l mask of the Undying post main story feel so good I cannot let go the game.
Anonymous No.718737121
I really would like to know what Monolith had planned for Dark Eltariel.
Anonymous No.718737660
>>718730752
Jesus Xmas, JRD really is right about everything, as his book says
Anonymous No.718737735 >>718737851
>>718736853
Just started downloading it, I haven’t played it in 6 years. Gonna be a fun weekend
Anonymous No.718737851
>>718737735
once you get the rhythm of combat it's feels so good to kill.

I love to kill.
Anonymous No.718738006
>>718728379
the faggot son who has control of the estate has just been letting any retard who pays him enough money do whatever they want
Anonymous No.718738137
and doing invasions of fortresses in Shadow of War while listening to Blind Guardian feels pretty good too.
Anonymous No.718739391
>>718736567
Retard
Anonymous No.718739441
>>718734248
you hobbit haters are retarded, book accurate or not Jacksons films are the best and most popular media of these stories. I cant wait for the next lotr film hes making
Anonymous No.718739928 >>718740419
>>718727879 (OP)
Anonymous No.718740039
>>718727879 (OP)
>Halo 3
Lmao, this has to be a joke. Answer to OP pic is obvious either Quake 1 or Half-Life
Anonymous No.718740237
>>718727879 (OP)
The real answer is Baldur's Gate 1, 2, and ToB.
Anonymous No.718740326
>>718727879 (OP)
Lord of the Rings could use a special edition remastering. Some of the CGI and compositing does NOT hold up today.
Anonymous No.718740419 >>718741725 >>718741769
>>718739928

I miss the old internet so much is unreal. From the culture first age that produced this innocent gif full of mmorpg lingo to the corporate hellscape with web pages asking for IDs what the fuck went so wrong
Anonymous No.718740459
>>718727879 (OP)
Blizzard's games before it was acquired by Activision.
Anonymous No.718741560
>>718728379
Niggers.
Anonymous No.718741725
>>718740419
>gif you saw on /b/ or the shitter fitness fourm that was /b/ adjacent in 2006
>old internet
you will never be an oldfag, I don't care if 10 millennia passes, you're an eternal newfag
Anonymous No.718741769
>>718740419
Jews
Anonymous No.718742070
>>718727879 (OP)
Halo was the major culprit in the downfall of the FPS genre, so no it can't fit that bill.
Anonymous No.718742095
Goes to show that the environment being what it is Peter jackson is wholly unable to ever replicate the success of LOTR
all copies of the hobbit trilogy could vanish tomorrow and no one give a flying fuck
Anonymous No.718742106
>>718732330
>high charity was supposed to end with piloting a scarab and taking the gravemind down directly
>instead you hallways with hordes of range forms