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Anonymous No.718730840 >>718731249 >>718731410 >>718731587 >>718731696 >>718735240 >>718737676 >>718737949 >>718738040 >>718738917 >>718739884 >>718741008 >>718742405 >>718743613 >>718744438 >>718747098 >>718748873 >>718749913 >>718750246 >>718751325 >>718751853 >>718753283 >>718753462 >>718755792
[SAD NEWS] The new xbox ally handheld is smaller than the Steamdeck
Steamdeck is thicker and girthier, not to mention a tad wider too..

Allybros.. We're smaller...
Anonymous No.718731249 >>718733817 >>718737513 >>718739821 >>718747793 >>718749815 >>718750930
>>718730840 (OP)
Isn't smaller a good thing for handhelds? You won't see me shilling for the ROG ally either way since no trackpads & no back buttons.
Anonymous No.718731410
>>718730840 (OP)
i'm not buying a handheld until we get closer to a psp form factor. apparently the ps6 handheld is gonna be significantly smaller than switch/steamdeck
Anonymous No.718731424
Thats actually probably kind of a good thing, better ergonomics etc etc
what im more curious about is whether the fan is also on top of the xbox ally, since it means cant play under the blanket
Anonymous No.718731587 >>718731758
>>718730840 (OP)
That's a good thing though. But my more important question is if it's also lighter. The Steam Deck was too heavy to be comfortable playing in bed which is why I returned it.
Anonymous No.718731696
>>718730840 (OP)
Switch had the right idea with the joycons. It's a pain having to replace busted controls in the steam deck
Anonymous No.718731758 >>718732042
>>718731587
>The Steam Deck was too heavy to be comfortable playing in bed which is why I returned it.
What? That's the only place I play the Steam Deck and I just rest it on top of myself while I'm laying on my back.
Anonymous No.718731904 >>718732302 >>718741172 >>718741472 >>718750098
I want a PC handheld that's as big as the vita. Fuck tablet sized handhelds.
Anonymous No.718732042 >>718739828 >>718747416
>>718731758
It's not really comfortable to rest it on my chest while playing. I'd rather hold it up with my elbows or above my head. There's a reason why this meme exists.
Anonymous No.718732239
>big good for handhelds
no that's not good for most technology
Anonymous No.718732302
>>718731904
I want an ultrawide handheld.
Anonymous No.718733817
>>718731249
Track pads are based but every pic i see of peoples steam decks has the nastiest layer of crust built up in the fucking seam around the track pads. Seeing so many greasy fucking decks makes the build quality look worse than it is
Anonymous No.718735240
>>718730840 (OP)
Not only that, Windows Desktop isn't even off, it's working in the background. Prepare for maximum bloat.
Anonymous No.718735498 >>718738251 >>718738620 >>718740905 >>718745378 >>718748204 >>718748306 >>718755593
Guys I’m reaaaaly close to pressing buy on a Steamdeck but is it really worth it? I got a gaming pc and consoles and a switch.

What makes it worth it and what’s your most played game?
Anonymous No.718735950
Can any Irish bro please tell me if currently there are refurbished steam oleds? I’m going there next month and I don’t have a vpn to check
Anonymous No.718737369 >>718738156
https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2025/02/the-latest-valve-steam-console-rumour-with-amd-rdna4-can-be-safely-ignored-heres-why/
Does this pretty much kill the Fremont, thing?
Anonymous No.718737513 >>718737792 >>718738610 >>718742019 >>718743346 >>718743443 >>718748303
>>718731249
Those are not handhelds. If it can't fit in a normal sized pocket it's a console.
Anonymous No.718737676
>>718730840 (OP)
good, make it vita/psp sized now
Anonymous No.718737792
>>718737513
It's a handheld not a pocketheld
Anonymous No.718737949 >>718738224 >>718740969 >>718755071
>>718730840 (OP)
It's because of this.
Steam deck's ergo is really underated and putting sticks and dpad in-line with the large, extended slopped area makes almost any combination of controls comfortable, even the trackpads which the Ally doesn't even have.

The steam deck succeeded because it was as versatile as possible and you could play a huge variety of shit. None of these fucking clones get that. Locking it down to one console's library, designing it more strictly around dpad games rather than stick games, and eliminating entire genres from being comfortably playable literally kills the device's entire purpose.
Anonymous No.718738040 >>718739209
>>718730840 (OP)
That's a good thing. Maybe the next revision they'll make something that's small enough to actually be portable.
Anonymous No.718738156
>>718737369
Continuing
https://bsky.app/profile/plagman.bsky.social/post/3lhflptgruk2v
This sounds like Fremont rumor is kill
Anonymous No.718738224 >>718738553 >>718739504 >>718744253
>>718737949
>ah yes my autism toy does all the niche things
>why of course I only play games from 2015 and earlier why do you ask?
How is the Deck relevant it is so old and cant handle any new games without extreme faggotry to make it work.
Anonymous No.718738251
>>718735498
>What makes it worth it
Already having a steam library that you want to play in bed, on the couch, or in hotels rooms.
>and what’s your most played game
Suspend and pickup has lead to me playing games through rather more than timedumping individual games. Gone through a lot of conventional 5-20 hour singleplayer games.
Anonymous No.718738553
>>718738224
Yes, my gaming handheld fucking plays games. I know that's a novel concept to retards who think anything beyond running the latest AAA garbage on max settings is "extreme faggotry".
It's not even niche stuff. The most played games on the Deck are shit like BG3 or Balatro which are ass to play without a trackpad.
Anonymous No.718738610
>>718737513
Handheld doesn't mean the exact same thing as "pocket storable"
Anonymous No.718738620
>>718735498
Get it if you want to play steam games on the go. If you don't want to do that don't get it. I bought it just in case if have to go somewhere for a few days. But I still use it at home while watching tv in the background.
Anonymous No.718738840 >>718738962
For all the people who got the Deck to play in bed, why not just move your desk near your bed and get a wireless keyboard?

That's what I do and its cozy.
Anonymous No.718738917
>>718730840 (OP)
'eckers are just compensating for their small 'icks
Anonymous No.718738962 >>718739103
>>718738840
1. That's degenerate behaviour
2. I'd rather pay 500 buckeroos than to feng shui my bedroom just to be a degenerate
Anonymous No.718739103 >>718739196
>>718738962
How is buying a handheld PC just to play PC games in bed any less degenerate?

And if it fucks up the feng shui that much, then what about hooking your PC to your tv? Surely you can set it to duplicate displays.
Anonymous No.718739196 >>718739274 >>718739434
>>718739103
>M+KB in bed
nta, but that alone is degenerate
Anonymous No.718739209 >>718739786
>>718738040
You will never get an X86 machine that's "actually portable" the way you likely intend that.
Just buy one of the ARM based machines that are out there instead.
Anonymous No.718739274 >>718739362 >>718739482
>>718739196
Nta but use a remote controller or one of breakfast tables that go over your bed
Anonymous No.718739362 >>718739532
>>718739274
That's why more work than getting a (not so M) UMPC.
Anonymous No.718739434
>>718739196
I use one of those media center keyboards for most stuff. It works great. And most games are better played with a controller anyways. The only games that need a mouse are point and clicks, RTS's, and shooters, and using a mouse in bed isn't that bad. Not any worse than using a big handheld. But if you do really want to Deck control scheme, the Steam controller exists.
Anonymous No.718739482
>>718739274
You don't need a table, just a mouse pad with a sturdy hard surface underneath. I put my mouse pad on top of a composition notebook.
Anonymous No.718739504 >>718740567
>>718738224
The Deck is only relevant on /v/ because /v/ is a Valve board and shills all their games/products. The deck life time sales was something like 3% of the Switch's lifetime sales. Most people don't know nor care about it. Hell more people know about Microsoft's Rog Ally abomination now.
Anonymous No.718739532
>>718739362
Not really it's like 50 bucks and take a few minutes to set up. It's 20 to make your own and not have to buy chinkshit
Anonymous No.718739590 >>718742082
Someone post him. I got banned for even evoking his name last time, but I'll risk it.
Anonymous No.718739786
>>718739209
Bullshit, machines that size already exist. Plently of x86 SBCs, stick PCs and Pi clones that fill that role. The GDP Pocket is nearly an acceptable size, It just lacks controls. Someone could totally build an x86 machine equivalent in power to those ARM machines in the form factor of a PS Vita. Sure it'd be weak by modern standards, but it'd be more than enough to play games ten years old or older, and that still means 90% of the PC library.
Anonymous No.718739821
>>718731249
There's in my experience a minimal size for a handheld to be actually usable and comfortable.
Anonymous No.718739828 >>718741706
>>718732042
Someone pointed out that the case is a pretty good size to rest inbetween your chest and the Deck. I've been doing that ever since and it's been just comfortable enough.
Anonymous No.718739884
>>718730840 (OP)
>AVISO PARA EPILEPTICOS
Anonymous No.718740567 >>718741758
>>718739504
This. Popular = good. FIFA and COD BLOPS are the bestest games ever.
Anonymous No.718740905
>>718735498
Wait for the Steamdeck Pro or the Steamdeck 2. Whichever comes last
Anonymous No.718740969 >>718741559 >>718744714 >>718744738 >>718755687
>>718737949
>The Steamdeck succeeded
>4M sales
Anonymous No.718741008
>>718730840 (OP)
How much?
Anonymous No.718741172
>>718731904
Playing modern games on a screen that small sucks. It only works if the game was designed with screencrunch in mind like four they platform exclusively.
Anonymous No.718741472 >>718741819 >>718741881 >>718741929
>>718731904
Enjoy your games for ants. The entire gimmick of the 'Eck is being able to play most PC games on the go/suspend save companion for PC gamers. Most people who own one have a gaming PC as well, it's just a nice way to take your progress with you.
>But xyz game only runs at 720 barely playable.
Yeah, it's slightly underpowered. But Valve really did pick the smartest price/performance ratio. There are handhelds with better batteries, and they cost way more for barely more life, a worse form factor, less support, etc.
Anonymous No.718741559
>>718740969
to be fair, it isn't available worldwide
Anonymous No.718741706
>>718739828
I'd rather just not have all that weight on my chest.
Anonymous No.718741758 >>718745428
>>718740567
Are you confused? The discussion was about relevance, not good or bad. Or are you an ESL in disguise, Ranjeet?
Anonymous No.718741819 >>718741908
>>718741472
But Valve really did pick the smartest price/performance ratio
Then they choose a fucking weird resolution to make sure all games will have some kind of issue

If Steamdeck were made by other than Valve no one would have given it the time of the day. PC fags talk about console warriors but you're all a bunch of Valve cocksuckers that refuse to buy a game if it's not on Steam
Anonymous No.718741881 >>718741958
>>718741472
>Slightly
It's extremely underpowered. But if you're not playing anything demanding past 2021 it's okay.

>There are handhelds with better batteries, and they cost way more for barely more life, a worse form factor, less support, etc.
Usually cost is the issue. I've had a rog ally x for 7 months before selling it and it got standard support and about 40% more gametime than the deck. I heard Asus is actually doing good and still supporting it too. And now with windows entering the mobile market things are looking good.
Anonymous No.718741908
>>718741819
>Refuse to buy a game.
Nigga it's the ultimate pirate console. The steam games I use it for all work perfectly, but I mostly use it for emulation of basically everything. DS games with the touch controls, as long as you don't mind side-by-side instead? Yup, all there too.
Anonymous No.718741929 >>718742031
>>718741472
>honorary third world consolefag has never heard of undervolting, news at 11
Anonymous No.718741958 >>718742253
>>718741881
>Extremely.
Not in the slightest. If you're trying to play "AAAAAA" horrifically optimized 4kslop sure. It still absolutely mogs every single handheld on the market. Especially the Switch 2, which can't even run Elden Ring properly lmao.
Anonymous No.718742019
>>718737513
If it's small enough to be comfortably used while being held in your hands it's a handheld.
Anonymous No.718742031
>>718741929
It's almost as if the deck supports undervolting you fucking retard. In fact, nearly every part of its performance is autistically customizable. Learn to linux, bitch.
Anonymous No.718742082 >>718742124
>>718739590
the guy that puts his dick on his deck?
Anonymous No.718742124
>>718742082
I just think he's hot.
Anonymous No.718742253 >>718742308 >>718744727
>>718741958
The steam deck is equivalent to a 970Ti. If you consider that *slightly underpowered* then we have nothing more to discuss.
Anonymous No.718742308 >>718743518
>>718742253
i remember the days of my trusty old 970 being the coolest thing ever...
Anonymous No.718742405
>>718730840 (OP)
[New product] is smaller than [4 year old product]??! Say it ain't so!
Anonymous No.718743346
>>718737513
Anonymous No.718743443
>>718737513
true but this market was destroyed at 666% by smartphone.
Anonymous No.718743518 >>718744727
>>718742308
I mean like that Anon said, it still works fine for older games and if you crank down the settings/resolution/use framegen you can get anything but UE5 to run somewhat. It's just that he's completely delusional for thinking it's only "slightly underpowered" lmao
Anonymous No.718743613
>>718730840 (OP)
Not a huge fan of the grips on the Xbox. The Steam Deck is much prettier.
Anonymous No.718744253
>>718738224
the rog xbox ally literally has the same cpu and gpu as the steam deck
Anonymous No.718744391 >>718744617 >>718744976 >>718745043 >>718748020
What does Microsoft expect in sales here because it took 3 years for Steamdeck to sell 4 million. That's just a little better than how long the N-gage was on the market selling 3 million units before being discontinued. Is the victory condition just to sell slightly better than the N-gage?
Anonymous No.718744438
>>718730840 (OP)
Being an xbox cuck is actual suffering.
Anonymous No.718744617 >>718744735 >>718745037
>>718744391
Microsoft isn't selling it but Asus. Microsoft doesn't care how much third-party PCs sell. Microsoft just wants to beta-test Xbox full screen experience on Windows 11.
Anonymous No.718744656
'iny 'ite 'ecker on 'lly
Anonymous No.718744714 >>718744898
>>718740969
that means it made like 300million in pure profit, minimum
Anonymous No.718744727
>>718742253
>>718743518
"Underpowered" as compared to battery-sink overpriced fuckhuge handhelds, and even then barely when you factor in the price. Obviously it's not a full gaming PC or even a fucking console, nobody was ever trying to sell it as one. It's a fucking handheld, and a bulky one at that. But every single tablet and competitor is either less powerful and far more limited (but for babies and tendies) or extremely expensive for 20% more play time. Which really only matters if you plan on playing for six hours instead of seven.
Anonymous No.718744735 >>718744815
>>718744617
Those bezels irritate me
Anonymous No.718744738 >>718745428
>>718740969
Damn that's literally worse than the Ngage, and its lifetime sale got mogged by the Switch 2 in just three days.
How can steamies still live with this LMAO.
Anonymous No.718744815 >>718745678
>>718744735
They really are a feature for the touch screen when you have one. The way the sticks are placed, I often find myself resting my thumbs on the bezels, which would activate the mouse in most games. But aesthetically I do understand, different strokes.
Anonymous No.718744898 >>718745110
>>718744714
unlikely.
steam deck is likely heavily subsidized. leaked rog xbox ally prices have it at $599 which is more than a steam deck while being two years later and having the same cpu and gpu.
nor does gaben like to talk about steam deck finanicals.
Anonymous No.718744976
>>718744391
It's over for Microsoft's hardware ventures. I'm getting ready to tell you guys how 10th generation is going to go down. 10th generation will be XboxOS vs SteamOS, PS6 vs Switch 2.
Valve:
>Valve will announce Fremont, Deckard, Ibex, Roy, Steam Deck 2, and Half-Life 3 all next year on their 30th anniversary
>Fremont, Ibex, Deckard, and Roy will also release in late 2026, Deck 2 and Half-Life 3 will release in early 2027 all for affordable prices
>Fremont will have prebuilt PC OEMs that cost more than the Fremont but less than Microsoft's Xbox prebuilt PC OEMs
Microsoft:
>Microsoft will release the next gen Xbox in late 2027 for $1200 with a PC handheld OEM that cost less than it but more than the Steam Deck 2 and a prebuilt PCs that cost more than it
Nintendo:
>While Valve continues to dominate the PC space Nintendo will continue to dominate the console space with the Switch 2 releasing an OLED refresh in 2027 promoting more exclusive games
Sony:
>Sony will release the PS6 Orion and the PS6 Canis in late 2027
>both will cost significantly more than the Switch 2 especially the Orion with no games with the Canis being able to play even less

Results:
>Microsoft's and Sony's multiplat strategies will hurt them even more here leading to them failing so hard they just go fully third party and drop the Xbox and PlayStation entirely
>Console gaming will be owned by Nintendo
>PC gaming will be owned by Valve
There is no future for Xbox or PlayStation going forward, best to make the jump now.
Anonymous No.718745037 >>718745156
>>718744617
Does this mean that Windows desktop is literally working in the background while Xbox is running?
Anonymous No.718745043 >>718745078 >>718745127
>>718744391
It will outsell the Switch 2, with 6 million devices sold day 1.
Anonymous No.718745078
>>718745043
lmao
Anonymous No.718745110
>>718744898
Only thing good about this is that there will be more games optimized for Steam Deck until the Steam Deck 2 hits in 2027.
Anonymous No.718745127
>>718745043
How do you bake 6 million breads in one day? There's not enough ovens.
Anonymous No.718745156 >>718746312
>>718745037
no, windows desktop only runs on demand. but needs a restart once you have entered windows to unload windows again.
Anonymous No.718745214
I want a handheld gaming device that fits in my pocket.
Anonymous No.718745236 >>718745384
'ecker here. Ask me anything regarding the 'eck.
And no I will not post my 'ick on it.
Anonymous No.718745378
>>718735498
save and get the deckard
Anonymous No.718745384 >>718745474
>>718745236
Why is the steam deck still so expensive? Here in the UK it costs as much as a Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718745428
>>718744738
>>718741758
>but the switch!
the deck fulfilled its purpouse by not only spawning more pc handhelds but also popularizing steamOS.
valve is a private company, they don't care about fat numbers as long as the product does its job and that's taking the leading spot in a new market.
they can play the long game instead of having (((investors))) breathing down their neck demanding exponential growth
Anonymous No.718745474 >>718745629
>>718745384
I figure it may have to do something with tariffs and Valve's own limited production. Do you buy it directly from Valve or 3rd party importers? 3rd parties tend to be more expensive.
Official refurbished Decks from Valve tend to be cheaper than the Switch 2 though.
Anonymous No.718745629 >>718745848
>>718745474
The OLED Steam Deck ordered from Valve costs more than the Switch 2, and even the LCD Steam Deck is only £30 cheaper than the Switch 2, those are expensive prices for just a handheld console.
Anonymous No.718745678 >>718745737
>>718744815
True. I can see the functionality for having the dead space the bezels provide. They just look bad on the top and bottom though
Anonymous No.718745737 >>718745991
>>718745678
Anonymous No.718745795 >>718745991
Anonymous No.718745848 >>718745961
>>718745629
>About $642
Damn that's expensive. Valve doesn't sell to my country so I had to buy my 1tb OLED from a 3rd party seller for nearly $650, but at that price for the 512gb model is a rip off.
Anonymous No.718745961
>>718745848
I figure at those prices I might as well buy a handheld+home console Switch 2 instead of a steam deck
Anonymous No.718745991
>>718745737
>>718745795
I'm really courting a permaban, but I don't care, ick on eck is /v/ culture. I am part of no groomer club, I just think a fat man humping a screen is very funny.
Anonymous No.718746312
>>718745156
Okay but this seems to only shed 2GB of RAM from Windows, basically games will perform better but still worse than games being played in SteamOS.
Anonymous No.718747098
>>718730840 (OP)
It's the Ally, of course it's smaller
It doesn't have the touchpads
The screen size is whatever, honestly I want more not less than the deck. I feel like playing AAA titles on that screen size is disgusting.
Why the fuck would you buy a microsoft edition though? When you can run most games that actually would run on a fucking Ally better over SteamOS? I can only think of shit like playing Valorant and weebering waves on it. I can't imagine playing shooters with analogs only god that's fucking disgusting. At least if it had capacitive sticks and gyro it'd be serviceable.
Anonymous No.718747270
The fucking software solution Microsoft shilled with how they improved windows is completely fucking half-assed.

Basically a pig with lipstick deal where at the end of the day, it still has all the same damn problems winblows has.
Anonymous No.718747316 >>718747352 >>718747479 >>718747673
The Deck OLED costs 540€ here brand new, 512GB
The Xbox Ally costs 599€ or at least that is what is rumoured
All I see the Ally has is better performance and Windows is preinstalled. I don't see an OLED screen or HDR support, no touchpads, no gimmicks, what about battery life when playing non-demanding stuff?
Anonymous No.718747352 >>718747361 >>718747479
>>718747316
OLED is a gay meme.
HDR is a gay meme.
Trackpads are a gay meme.
SteamOS is a gay meme.
Anonymous No.718747361
>>718747352
Your existence is a gay meme
Anonymous No.718747416
>>718732042
I dont have a deck but the Switch 2 is really damn heavy, still, I just use a pillow
Anonymous No.718747479 >>718747579 >>718747760
>>718747316
>>718747352
The Steam OS Legion go mogged the Windows Legion go, and it was also cheaper.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJXp3UYj50Q&pp=ygURbGVnaW9uIGdvIHN0ZWFtb3M%3D
Anonymous No.718747579 >>718747647
>>718747479
No shit. It's a reason why everyone was eagerly waiting for Valve to release it and why there's been so many alternatives. Microsoft can't put together a proper OS for handhelds.
Anonymous No.718747647
>>718747579
>Microsoft can't put together a proper OS for handhelds.
Microsoft can't put together a proper OS
Anonymous No.718747673 >>718747784 >>718748460
>>718747316
The base Xbox Ally is just using the same chip the Deck is using you retard
Anonymous No.718747760
>>718747479
The Steam Deck 2 is going to smoke Xbox OEM Magnus handhelds.
Anonymous No.718747784 >>718747841 >>718748073
>>718747673
So what you're telling me is that there's even less of a reason to buy the Xbox Ally over the Deck OLED
Anonymous No.718747793
>>718731249
1080p pc games sometimes dont scale the best to smaller screens, text can legit become unreadable and in 2025, games dont take 720p into account
Anonymous No.718747841 >>718748073
>>718747784
I'd argue just dont buy both
Anonymous No.718748020 >>718748179
>>718744391
I think Microsoft's main goal for this is to stop SteamOS before it gets too big. They saw Lenovo making SteamOS version of their handheld and got spooked.
Anonymous No.718748073 >>718748239
>>718747841
>>718747784
This, the Switch 2 mogs both. Just buy a Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718748179 >>718749042
>>718748020
They're kind of stupid, this really won't help anything since people can still just download and install SteamOS on their AMD handhelds including the ones using this "new" XboxOS. It's also not going to help them against the Steam Deck 2. They're simply just helping Valve get more optimized games ready for verification for the Steam Deck and Steam Deck 2. Valve already won. Valve has no interest in challenging Microsoft.
Anonymous No.718748204
>>718735498
Only if you REALLY want to play steam games on the go. I had one and ended up selling it because at home I'd always use my desktop instead, and out of it I was always doing something else other than playing games.
Anonymous No.718748239 >>718748480
>>718748073
Different market. You shouldn't be going after the Steam Deck, you should be getting ready to shit on the PS6 Canis since that's what's laughably going against the Switch 2 to try and fail to take back Japan from Nintendo.
Anonymous No.718748303
>>718737513
Is the entire system held in your hands
Yes or no motherfucker
Anonymous No.718748306
>>718735498
Wait for the Steam Deck 2, it'll be able to play indies, AAs, and AAAs along with Half-Life 3.
Anonymous No.718748460 >>718748657 >>718748916
>>718747673
This is the thing I don't get. Even the Z1 chip in the base Ally thrashed the Deck's Zen 2 chip to death, why they went completely backwards with a worse chip in the Xbox Ally is completely beyond me.
Anonymous No.718748480 >>718748628
>>718748239
Switch games won't run on a PS. but Switch games do run on a Deck.
Anonymous No.718748572 >>718748613
Even worse, it just runs windows 11 like all the other pc handhelds.
Anonymous No.718748613
>>718748572
I'd say linux lost but it wasn't even in the race lmao. Even fagbooks are preferred over troonix
Anonymous No.718748628
>>718748480
Barely, you either buy both if you want the games, if you're not going to contribute then get fucked. Pirating Nintendo games on a Deck instead using these handhelds the way they're actually meant to be used just makes a person a commie turdworlder who's poor as shit.
Anonymous No.718748657 >>718748771
>>718748460
xbox controllers are expensive. even then, only the rog xbox ally z gets the full xbox controllers. rog xbox ally won't have impulse triggers
Anonymous No.718748771
>>718748657
Xbox controllers are liked for their form factor. The buttons are the same cheap shit as every other console.
Anonymous No.718748873 >>718748974 >>718749006
>>718730840 (OP)
Does the Windows version they developed for handhelds offer any performance benefits compared to regular windows?
Anonymous No.718748916
>>718748460
Jeetsoft desperately wanted to match the Deck.
Anonymous No.718748974 >>718749179
>>718748873
Only in the Xbox full screen experience mode but it's still shit compared to the SteamOS's Gaming Mode performance.
Anonymous No.718749006 >>718749179
>>718748873
https://www.theverge.com/notepad-microsoft-newsletter/763357/microsoft-asus-xbox-ally-handheld-hands-on-notepad
>Microsoft doesn’t load the desktop wallpaper, the taskbar, or a bunch of other processes that you don’t need for gaming. It’s essentially not loading the Explorer shell and saving around 2GB of memory by suppressing all the unnecessary parts of a typical Windows 11 installation.
>Alongside the Xbox Ally release date announcement, Microsoft also revealed this week that it’s bringing Automatic Super Resolution (Auto SR), which uses an NPU to upscale games, to the Xbox Ally X in early 2026.
>The DirectX team at Microsoft is working on a new “advanced shader delivery” system that’s designed to preload game shaders during download on the Xbox Ally devices. It’s launching on these handhelds first, to make games launch faster and run a lot smoother without stutters. It’s similar to Valve’s own efforts to improve the shader situation, and Microsoft says it will eventually expand this to more games and more devices over time.
Anonymous No.718749042 >>718749126 >>718749286
>>718748179
>this really won't help anything since people can still just download and install SteamOS on their AMD handhelds including the ones using this "new" XboxOS.
Yes they can but is there any reason why people want to do that? Well right now there are. Despite some games not compatible with SteamOS, some people still prefer it over Windows because of how garbage the user experience and performance of Windows on handheld PC. So what Microsoft is trying to do right now is eliminating those reasons.
They don't care if you buy your games on Steam. They probably understand they can't beat Steam as PC games storefront. As long as you use Windows and subscribe to Gamepass, they're good.
Anonymous No.718749126 >>718749369
>>718749042
>they can't beat Steam as PC games storefront. As long as you use Windows and subscribe to Gamepass, they're good.
??
gamepass doesn't work within steam but needs ms's storefront
Anonymous No.718749179 >>718749228
>>718748974
>>718749006
So it's essentially Windows 11 with a debloater script applied and nothing special about it?

I don't know what I was expecting from Jeetsoft
Anonymous No.718749228 >>718749414
>>718749179
Yeah, only stops Windows from using 2GB of RAM, that's it.
Anonymous No.718749286 >>718749603
>>718749042
This sounds dead on arrival.
Anonymous No.718749369
>>718749126
Huh? Yeah, people don't buy games on MS storefront and Microsoft know that. So they gave up trying to compete with Steam and pushing hard for Gamepass. Which is why they don't have any problem promoting other storefronts on the Xbox Ally.
Anonymous No.718749414 >>718749495 >>718749627
>>718749228
And the worst part is that all the other retarded "quirks" of Windows are still there.
Anonymous No.718749495 >>718749673
>>718749414
https://www.theverge.com/notepad-microsoft-newsletter/763357/microsoft-asus-xbox-ally-handheld-hands-on-notepad
>The Windows desktop experience is exactly the same as any regular handheld, and the Xbox team hasn’t done much additional work here to improve this side of the Xbox Ally. You’ll still have to use this part of the device to install and configure Windows apps like Discord and Steam, but once they’re up and running, you can mostly stay within the handheld-optimized confines of the Xbox full-screen experience. It’s easy to connect to Bluetooth devices or Wi-Fi networks here, and if all you’re doing is gaming, then Microsoft has nailed most of the basics, thanks to the widgets in the Game Bar.
>This is still a Windows 11 device after all, which means there are OS updates and notifications from other apps or storefronts to install that might break the immersion.
>For example, while the Xbox app takes over the left-hand swipe gesture to activate the Game Bar, the right-hand swipe still activates the Windows 11 notification center, which looks out of place in the Xbox UI. The Xbox team is working to improve this, but it highlights the challenges of trying to hide Windows beneath a console-like UI.
Anonymous No.718749603 >>718749667
>>718749286
there are no bad products, only bad prices.
price it at $300 and it will sell out.
Anonymous No.718749627 >>718749828 >>718749885
>>718749414
Jesus fucking Christ, they're going to try to offset this with a lot of RAM for the next gen Xbox and its OEMs while the Steam Deck 2 will be able to stick with 16GB of RAM with no issue. The Xbox experience will be worse next gen because of Windows bloat, Copilot will only add to that. They're also the only retards who are going to be using NPUs next gen.
Anonymous No.718749667 >>718749770
>>718749603
This shit is going to be $600 and $900, lol
Anonymous No.718749673 >>718749721
>>718749495
I hate Microsoft so much its unreal
Anonymous No.718749721 >>718749760
>>718749673
It's like they're not even trying to make a gaming OS, SteamOS works because it was specifically made for gaming.
Anonymous No.718749760 >>718749803
>>718749721
Its all reactive

They only did this because steamOS spooked them
Anonymous No.718749770 >>718749849
>>718749667
tbf that's the standard non Steam Deck handheld PC prices
Anonymous No.718749803
>>718749760
This is sounding like Sony's current handheld ventures for next gen because they're scared of the Switch 2 and want to take back Japan despite not having a Japan Studios anymore and PlayStation being an American branch now.
Anonymous No.718749815
>>718731249
The only drawback of being larger is weight and slightly more screen power consumption
Otherwise it's all good, bigger battery, better cooling, bigger screen that you can hold further away
Anonymous No.718749828 >>718749901
>>718749627
playstation keeps winning.
valve will always be too cheap for custom cpu cores.
Anonymous No.718749849 >>718749890
>>718749770
Steam Deck starts at $399 for the LCD, and $549 for the base OLED. Steam Deck costs less.
Anonymous No.718749885
>>718749627
playstation keeps winning.
valve will always be too cheap for custom cpu cores.
Anonymous No.718749890
>>718749849
That's what I said.
Anonymous No.718749901 >>718750006
>>718749828
But Valve will use a low-powered custom AMD APU for the Steam Deck 2 though.
Anonymous No.718749913 >>718749954
>>718730840 (OP)
idk the size difference seems negligible
I'm more annoyed at these things.
Anonymous No.718749954 >>718750098
>>718749913
Why is the Rog Xbox Ally so god damn thick?
Anonymous No.718750006 >>718750118 >>718750912
>>718749901
min order size for custom amd chips is around five million. valve is too risk-averse for this.
deck (1) was just lucky that some failed ar startup already had ordered a custom amd chip.
Anonymous No.718750024
[SAD NEWS] Deckfags are still gay
Anonymous No.718750098 >>718750239
>>718731904
Unfortunately anon x86 phones do not exist.
And Google is too gay to possibly integrate wine into android as a library for games
(Yes you can do x86 to ARM translation on top of Proton/wine)

Best thing you can do is get a controller and play the games that already exist.
>>718749954
idk
Anonymous No.718750118 >>718750750
>>718750006
They'll probably use a highly-customized version of Microsoft's rumored Magnus chip for the Steam Deck 2 but cutdown and in low-powered mode. Sounds like something Valve would do, and I think that's what rumors are saying they're doing anyways.
Anonymous No.718750239 >>718750501
>>718750098
You don't need x86 phones actually
Proton ARM is already being worked on and from there it's only a matter of time before valve nicely wraps it up into a phone big picture environment and sells controllers for it
Demanding pocket sized gaming solutions is retarded when everyone already carries those, they're just shit right now
Anonymous No.718750246
>>718730840 (OP)
>luggable consoles
can't beat the 'eck, man.
nobody can beat the 'eck.
Anonymous No.718750501 >>718750776
>>718750239
>Proton ARM is already being worked on and from there it's only a matter of time before valve nicely wraps it up into a phone big picture environment and sells controllers for it
Honestly the real question is why isn't Google doing it.
Imagine how easy it would be to port your game on a phone then.
Anonymous No.718750750 >>718750831
>>718750118
unlikely.

magnus is multi-die like strix halo. sea of wires to connect multiple dies is expensive.
look at amd's current offerings. just strix halo is multi-die because only for their flagship offering it makes sense. the rest are monoliths.
Anonymous No.718750776
>>718750501
Because they make bank off gacha and p2w mtx
You think they care about whether the games on Google play are actually fun?
Nah, this would be bad for them actually, now you've taught boomers that there are games more fun than match 3 and freed up the phone only third worlder gambling addicted cookers
Costs money, lowers profits
Anonymous No.718750831 >>718751006
>>718750750
So basically, what you're saying is that they'll use an AMD APU based on Zen 6 UDNA but it'll be heavily stripped down like they did with the Steam Deck 1's Zen 2 RDNA 2, in order to reach their balance of performance and efficiency that they want?
Anonymous No.718750912 >>718750942
>>718750006
steam has a better relationship with AMD than most though
Anonymous No.718750930
>>718731249
The paddles are the greatest meme. they are hard to click because your fingers don't have good leverage there unlike on the front, so they're no good for sharp timing. then it hurts my large hands to try to hold my fingers there.
Anonymous No.718750941 >>718751053 >>718751138
Does AMD even have a low TDP powerhouse chip that Valve wants yet?
Anonymous No.718750942
>>718750912
valve god damn it
Anonymous No.718751006 >>718751118
>>718750831
amd off-the-shelf designs are all cpu-heavy because that's what laptops need. valve will likely only order a clocked-down version of that.
only sony will actually order a gpu-heavy custom design because ps6 will have the economies of scale to justify that.
Anonymous No.718751053
>>718750941
RDNA 6? They need one that supports FSR4
Anonymous No.718751118 >>718751227
>>718751006
In the end though, it would lead to the Steam Deck 2 costing less than the PS6 handheld despite both having Zen 6 UDNA?
Anonymous No.718751138
>>718750941
valve is free to order a custom design. min order size is around five million chips and amd wants to make a profit.
Anonymous No.718751227 >>718751425
>>718751118
unlikely.

off-the-shelf strix halo pcs cost around $1,000. strix halo is comparable to a ps5 and five years late. a ps5 launched at $500.
Anonymous No.718751325 >>718751438
>>718730840 (OP)
So this thing only plays Xbox games?
Anonymous No.718751425
>>718751227
But Valve wouldn't use off-the-shelf parts, they'll have a custom chip made and subsidize the handheld using the Steam Store.
Anonymous No.718751438 >>718751554
>>718751325
https://rog.asus.com/content/rog-xbox-ally/
>Powered by Windows 11, the ROG Xbox Ally and Xbox Ally X give you access to your full library of PC games from Xbox and other game stores as well. Whether you're into indie gems or AAA blockbusters, or classic games with custom mods installed, you can play them all.
Anonymous No.718751504 >>718752036
I havent been following AMD for a while now
Which of their chips support FSR 4 going forward because those are probably what valve will want

And ideally it should be able to punch up at 10-15W
Anonymous No.718751554
>>718751438
Sounds pretty good. Wonder what the average battery life is.
Anonymous No.718751853 >>718752893
>>718730840 (OP)
Are those handles on they Ally comfortable? They look really uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.718752036
>>718751504
rdna4 in theory.

but sony said they can port it to the ps5 pro. so if you have enough rdna3.5 computation units you might be able to eat the penalty for not having native fp8 like rdna4 that fsr4 wants.
Anonymous No.718752893
>>718751853
xbox ally is not release yet. holding it five minutes at gamescon doesn't tell you much.
Anonymous No.718753283 >>718753394 >>718754831
>>718730840 (OP)
>implying being bigger is better
That's why I stay with my 3DS
Anonymous No.718753394
>>718753283
but my 3ds is bigger than all those? aren't you using the 3d feature?
Anonymous No.718753462
>>718730840 (OP)
why does it look like it has a garbage 3d printed shell
Anonymous No.718754831
>>718753283
bigger means bigger screen means you're holding it further away and maybe even on your lap which trivialises the weight that comes from increased size
Anonymous No.718755071 >>718755356
>>718737949
>steam deck succeeded
>4 million units sold by February 2025

>hasn't even outsold neither the Wii U nor the Vita

LMAO
Anonymous No.718755356
>>718755071
considering it was in low volume production not available in any of the normie retailers? yes, it succeeded
the goal of the deck was to instill the idea of umpcs, to improve the linux experience and to get proton test results
a big launch would be stupid, they're not nintendo, they can't fomo their users with bing bing wahoo, they need to sell the experience
Anonymous No.718755593
>>718735498
The Deck is by far the best gaming purchase I have ever made and I have a good desktop and 30 years worth of now obsoleted consoles. I have hundreds of games played on it at this point. It's not good for just one game, it's a backlog killer.
Anonymous No.718755687 >>718756341
>>718740969
>the deck sells only 1 unit
>valve shrugs
>the switch 2 sells only 10 million units
>nintendo in flames and forced to go third party
Entirely different levels of expectations, marketing, physical presence, global availability, etc. That is to say, valve does virtually nothing to push the deck while nintendo throws the entire kitchen sink behind the switch 2 because if it flounders, everything else they do fails with it.
Anonymous No.718755792
>>718730840 (OP)
That looks like nearly the exact same size, just with a faggy grip and worse button placement.
Anonymous No.718755825 >>718756443
the future of vidya is phones running proton, 'ecks, console shaped pcs and desktops, ordered by performance
fuck laptops, they chased the thin meme and they have nothing to show for it
Anonymous No.718756341
>>718755687
You can tell the interest for the Deck caught Valve off guard because it took a full year for them to make enough just to fulfill the initial demand.
Valve doesn't put anything into marketing or retailers, they just support and improve the Deck itself. Their method for selling the Deck is simple, they just rely on it being such a ridiculous good system that people hear about it and want to buy it.
Anonymous No.718756443 >>718757313
>>718755825
It's cloud computing and owning even less than now
Anonymous No.718757313
>>718756443
stadia flopped and geforce now is basically irrelevant outside of turbocattle