Thread 718731772

Would you play real-life vietnamese Mario Kart?

>trees in the middle of the fucking road
thirdie soul

surely someone already died in one of these shit

>>718731772 (OP)
This is AI slop right?

>>718731772 (OP)
White people look at this webm and think it's too spicy.

>>718731962
Are you a retard?

>>718732030
Look closely

>>718731772 (OP)
Only in China/Vietnam.

>>718731772 (OP)
Yes this looks really fun

>>718731772 (OP)
Shit like this is cool and it should come back in the US.
Babysitter regulations are fag shit that's antithetical to the idea of being an American. You sign the waiver and accept the cost of what you decided to do.

>>718731772 (OP)
Damn I just saw this on reddit I was going to make a thread

>>718732018
It's third world kino but i would personally never go on that ride myself, looks like it could be fatal, possibly even by no fault of your own but rather ther other drivers

>>718732329
Post the webm of the guy getting his fingers crushed off while go karting

>>718732329
There's nothing in the world like Aaaaction Park!

>>718731772 (OP)
But where are the shells? The banana peels?

>>718732501
There's the girl getting severe whiplash and possible a concussion by the raging sperg on that cart/rail thing, too.
But you signed the waiver. That's on you. That's how it should be. Freedom > safety.

>>718731772 (OP)
Yeah, I'd win

>>718731772 (OP)
This is fucking awesome
>someone could die or get seriously hurt
Yeah, I already said it was awesome

>>718732643
Yeah I agree

>>718732609
BYOB :)

Looks like good fun if youre alone, knock a bunch of normgroids off a mountain or crush their hands or whatever.

>>718732643
I love that video so much. When he rages out with the autistic screech before knocking that woman unconscious, it's just pure kino.

any oldfags here who went on the action park ride want to share anything?

>>718732329
Americans love being niggercattle to their corporate overlords

>>718732643
The waiver protects the operator, not the other riders who behave recklessly.

We used to ride a wheelbarrow downhill and crash into shed. That was fun, but I'm still not sure how we survived childhood.

>>718732643
retard lol

>>718732156
>HURRR BAD MUST BE CHINA
no you fucking trumplet, read the signs in the vid and look at the employees, it's in INDIA

>>718732643
I am Jewish and I agree wholeheartedly with this post.

>>718732928
Give me a link lol

hell yeah that looks fun as fuck

>>718733153
Title is ''Angry Guy On Alpine Coaster'' and it was uploaded 12 years ago.

Whats the blue shell equivalent?

>>718731772 (OP)
>mariokart with euphoria physics
i'd play it

i worked at a go kart track between graduating high school and starting college. NEVER RIDE GO KARTS

1. safety regulations are ignored if not actively circumvented. the engines were limited from the factory and we'd modify them to make them dangerously fast
2. drunk driving is allowed if not actively encouraged. my place sold a $20 upgrade to our VIP bar for racers before/between races
3. the workers don't give a shit about your safety. i did at first before the asshole kids, teens, and parents broke my spirit
4. the safety rails and barriers are not professionally designed such are likely to injure you in a crash
5. the track isn't properly designed either so following the speed limit can still result in crashes
6. your tires WILL be bald
7. we averaged 2 injuries a day that required an ambulance on scene

>>718733276
An american who brings his recreational rocket launcher

>>718731772 (OP)
>retards wreck the carts because they want to pretend they're in nascar
This is why cool shit gets shut down

>>718733350
BING BING W-ACK!!!

>>718733350
made me cringe. fuaaaark

>>718733350
You can tell this webm is fake and you're only saying that to keep the go karting fun to yourself.