Thread 718732680

what's this drink called?

tendieslop

How do people eat this much sugar and not feel bleh afterward? One of these drinks would ruin my day.

yoshi cream

>>718732680 (OP)
How expensive is this stuff?

>>718732937
$1.25 which they sell for $15

>>718732680 (OP)
It's ice cream you retard

>>718732937
$100.00.

can you actually eat all that shit on it?

>>718732937
~$5.39 for the question block slushie/ice-cream and ~$8.62 for the Yoshi cup

>>718732680 (OP)
Is this super nintendo world? or just some collab shit at coldstone or something?

Um, sir, there's a bunch of plastic shit in my food

>>718733303
you don't understand it's DELUXE plastic shit

Is that red and blue flavor supposed to be cotton candy?
I remember having that one time and it was one of the most disgusting flavors of ice cream I ever tried.

>>718733116
Everything but the plastic character standee things

>>718733473
why would someone pay 20 dollars for plastic shit?

>>718732984
so like every other theme park

>>718733621
It's probably cherry/blue raspberry. Cotton candy is usually a much lighter pastel color

>>718732680 (OP)
That's ice cream you fucking idiot.

>>718732994
remind the class what happens to ice cream in your mouth

>>718733621
It's sorbet, the red is evidently apple and the blue is grape with pop rock-style candy mixed in. Not sure what the yoshi ice cream flavor is, but the eggs are chocolate and the apple is a cookie.
The other powerups are also chocolate.

>>718733756
This is Nintendo we're talking about. People were paying $70 to $80 for Nintendo Labo. Yes, you read that right, they were paying $70 for cardboard

Leangui

>>718732680 (OP)
>what's this drink called?
Japan Exclusive

>>718734186
Also ended last month

>>718732680 (OP)
slurp up your your goysop kids

>>718732680 (OP)
Around the time the American version of this theme park opened, I saw a webm where the employee handed over the drink or whatever in a very angry/rude manner.

>>718732926
Can you even buy cough syrup with codeine anymore?

>>718732680 (OP)
@Nintendo

YUP, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. CAUGHT EM RED-HANDED

>>718732680 (OP)
>drink
>when its really icecream
what?

>>718732680 (OP)
I wouldn't mind having one of each of those

>>718734365
Nah, at least not in the US. They figured out its addictive so they made it prescription only

>>718732901
It's okay like once a month.

Is this thread filled with ESL's or something. Ice cream is not a drink

>>718732680 (OP)
what the fuck is that supposed to be? some solidified goop?

>>718732680 (OP)
Notice the ice cream is in little cups being held by the blocks. They didn't fill the whole block with ice cream. Just like modern Jewtendo to be deceptive cheapskates.

>>718732680 (OP)
>look up their menu out of curiosity
>$5 for a coffee
>$6 for WATER

>>718734690
pure xanthan gum colored like ice cream

>>718733906
it takes the consistency of what you constantly lay on the street you fucking jeetoid

>>718734789
it's hard made Japanese water that apprenticed for 10 years before he was even allowed to pour a glass

>>718734690
Have you never had ice cream in your life? That's probably sherbet

>>718734903
IT TOOK HIM 10 YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOSHI'S TAMAGO!

>>718732680 (OP)
BING BING WAHOO

>>718734903
Was it also folded 1 million times?

>>718732926
SIPPIN ON PROMETHAZINE
WITH LEAN I FELL IN LOVE
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP

>>718732680 (OP)
Can you eat the Mario and what does he taste like

>>718732680 (OP)
Why do they put so much crap on it? Good ice cream tastes better without candy on top

>>718735309
>Good ice cream tastes better without candy on top
They probably cheaped out and didn't get good ice cream then. It's like how spics and nigs drown their shitty meat in spices to mask the bad taste and then get uppity about how wypipo dun season dey food

>>718732680 (OP)
Yoshi bludd

It’s called the YA-HUMM! And the OOH-MM!

>>718735309
Two reasons. They can pump up the price and because of Instagram. People want to show everyone online what they're about to eat. And BR and Nintendo love that because its free advertising

>>718732926
GOT IT OUT THE MUD
LIKE A PINT OF LEAN
ON PROMETHAZENE
YALL NIGGAS CANT FUK W ME

>>718732901
They are accustomed to it. And sometimes they take a little vitamin I.

>>718735309
this
>chocolate syrup
>caramel syrup
>whipped cream

Any combo of the 3 is fine for ice cream toppings, anything else and you're just messing it up.

Look at the calories in a single (1) oreo cookie.
Yeah.

No one eats ONE either, they eat a shit ton. OP's pic is that in cream form. I honestly can't even blame the west for getting fat, everything is just designed to make them fat. Seriously wtf

>>718732680 (OP)
What does the Yoshi egg smell like?

>>718736170
That's obviously Japan you stupid fucking nigger. You're not wrong about junk food, but more the idiotic "food pyramid" shit that used to be taught to the last generations, that told kids insane shit like you should eat shitloads of carbs and fat a day.

>>718735309
Same reason as Nintendo's general design philosophy
Because it's fun

>>718736698
>That's obviously Japan
The people holding it are not japanese

>>718738678
>OPs pic is that in cream form
And yet Japs aren't fat. Maybe it's because they learned that you only eat treats like that occasionally, like I said, you stupid fucking zero-reading comprehension faggot. The problem in America isn't that ice cream is dense in fucking calories. It's dense in calories everywhere it exists. The difference is that in America, people eat huge portions of ice cream, all the time. It's like blaming slavs for being alcoholics. Most countries with vodka don't have as many slurring vodka-addicted drunk retards as slav countries, care to harbor a guess why?

>>718732901
its fucking icecream

>>718736201
Farts

>>718732901
You can do it if you exercise regularly and don't overeat.

>>718732680 (OP)
These ticktok threads need to be bannable

>>718742132
My advice: No vertical video is worth your time or attention.

>>718742182
Not always true but posts like this is not actually discussing video games. It's like kids are literally posting dumb shit they would on reddit or twitter.

>>718732680 (OP)
>here's your 1000 calories dessert, also a diet coke
>now time to play games for 10 hours a day
diabetes speedrun

>>718742558
If you got diabetes that easily, you already were weak and was about to get diabetes.
I hate these types of threads, I already know most people are morons but something about this shit shows how dumb people are even further.

>>718732937
Pretty cheap considering the euro/yen convertion

>>718742953
????

>>718734140
I refuse to believe that Labo was a real thing

>>718732984
>1.25
more like a couple of pennies

>>718732680 (OP)
Super Basedslop

>>718732926
How did funky monkeys learn how to get fucked up on cough syrup?

>>718733303
And there is plastic shit in your balls what are you gonna do about it?

>>718739176
Because slavs don't drink vodka in moderation and instead drown themselves in it?

>>718732680 (OP)
Are you suppose to eat the plastic Mario and Yoshi?

>>718732901
I'm almost 90% sure they don't sweeten their food as much as we do here in america.

>>718732680 (OP)
manchild shake

>>718732680 (OP)
I SAY GET 'EM BING BING WAHOO'D AND TAKE 'EM OVER TO THE WARP PIPE

>>718744331
Monkey see
Monkey do

>>718732680 (OP)
Expensive....but shitty.

Huh....
On brand, Nintendo. Carry on.

>>718744991
Do you think the Peach Tree dance was where all the faggots went to dance with their faggot boyfriends and that's how he knew that the guy wasn't actually from his town? Because any guy from town would be like "lol, I don't think she's got a pecker, bro."?

>>718732680 (OP)
>800 yen
>baskin robbins collaboration, in a theme park, with fancy frills
holy shit, I almost feel like I'm robbing them instead of the other way around

what is a good gellato brand?
or is gellato only good made locally?

>>718744991
Gay penis.

>>718734140
>People were paying $70 to $80
No they weren't. They were paying $20 because nobody bought Labo and it was all dumped into clearance.
>t. Owns every Labo

>>718732901
It's literally one scoop of ice cream with some decorations you eat around slapped on top you sped. Nobody thinks you're interesting for living on a diet of white rice and water.

>>718748505
Anon, you have type-2 diabetes...

>>718734140
>Yes, you read that right, they were paying $70 for cardboard
this nigga has never heard of TCGs lmao

>>718732901
>How do people eat this much sugar and not feel bleh afterward?
By not having that much sugar every day you fat fuck.