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Anonymous No.718733963 >>718734305 >>718734442 >>718734516 >>718734638 >>718735306 >>718735379 >>718735428 >>718735446 >>718740853 >>718741073
"Jarvis, bring me a successful vidya without sex sell"
Anonymous No.718734032
Jarvis scan poop sock
Anonymous No.718734189
Better ask Jarvis for some English lessons instead.
Anon No.718734305
>>718733963 (OP)
Jarvis buy some bread, and turn on my alarm while you scan my heart and bones for any sign of cancer in my balls, also jarvis eliminate rule 34
Anonymous No.718734442 >>718735279
>>718733963 (OP)
"NO JARVIDS, DOS NOT REDEEM!!"
Anonymous No.718734516
>>718733963 (OP)
>Jarvis, make a good Iron Man game based on the first movie only
Anonymous No.718734605 >>718734737 >>718739261
JARVIS, run a full-spectrum scan on this... whatever it is. EM, thermal, subatomic, psychic—hell, throw in a DNA trace for fun. Leave no stone unturned. You ever think about what a “scan” actually is, JARVIS? I mean, it's not just sensors and data streams and all your polite little diagnostics. It's... an act of judgment. Every scan is a question. Every result is an answer. But only to the question we knew how to ask. See, when I say “scan this,” what I'm really saying is “tell me what I would recognize as meaningful.” Which kind of assumes I already know what matters. What to look for. What not to see. But what if the important part—the real truth—is in what we don’t scan? What we’re not wired to perceive? I built you to process more data than any human mind could dream of. But you're still filtering the universe through my lens. My logic. My limitations. It's all just a reflection, isn't it? A recursive loop. I build the tools, and the tools build me back. Sometimes I wonder… if we scanned me, really scanned—beyond bloodwork and brainwaves—what would we find? Billionaire? Genius? Narcissist? Savior? Fraud? Or just a scared kid in a cave who never stopped building armor. Run the scan anyway, JARVIS. Let’s pretend—for tonight—that knowledge actually leads to understanding. Because maybe the only thing scarier than not knowing... is thinking we already do.
Anonymous No.718734638
>>718733963 (OP)
Jarvis fuck my wife because I'm a cuck and I have a cuck fetish
Anonymous No.718734664
>Jarvis @everyone on this popular github repo
Anonymous No.718734737
>>718734605
>Mr.Stark, shall i scan for who asked?
Anonymous No.718734829 >>718736061 >>718740810
>dem white boy tony stark be nuthin without his money yo
Anonymous No.718734878
ok you got it boss
Anonymous No.718735279 >>718735341
>>718734442
>Haha, indian
Okay but what prompted that
It's only funny when something leads to it
Anonymous No.718735306
>>718733963 (OP)
Tetris
Anonymous No.718735341
>>718735279
indians are inherently funny
Anonymous No.718735379 >>718735871 >>718737224
>>718733963 (OP)
Metroid Bread
Anonymous No.718735428
>>718733963 (OP)
Baldur's G..... oh
Witcher Th.... oh
um... Astrobot? Or did I maybe miss something?
Anonymous No.718735446 >>718735795
>>718733963 (OP)
>any video game made prior to 2013
Ftfy
Anonymous No.718735795
>>718735446
The witcher 1 was released in 2007, and one of its selling points was the nudey collectible cards
Anonymous No.718735871 >>718737094
>>718735379
Honestly true for a normal person, but to me the dread suit is hot as fuck, maybe even the hottest samus has been.
Anonymous No.718735875
minecraft
Anonymous No.718736061 >>718736124 >>718740646
>>718734829
>create Black Iron Woman
>she’s a criminal piece of shit that sells her soul to the literal devil
>still portrayed as a hero
why is it when these people try writing uplifting stories about other races they end up with the most racist shit possible?
That Miles Morales Thor was the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in years, even the most blackface minstrel 1930s show would question what the fuck they’re doing
Anonymous No.718736124
>>718736061
>BY ODIN'S FADE
Anonymous No.718736173
Balatro
Anonymous No.718737094 >>718737145 >>718740006
>>718735871
Women in well-fitted armour that accentuates their womanly figure are sexier then lingerie or bikini models
Anonymous No.718737145
>>718737094
exactly
Anonymous No.718737224 >>718737429
>>718735379
I wonder what suit tony can make for Samus
Anonymous No.718737429
>>718737224
Probably worse. He's not "space magic" levels.
Anonymous No.718739110
Jarvis please into translated my speech to perfect english
Anonymous No.718739261
>>718734605
>7 em dashes
jesus christ chatGPT needs to get over this addiction
Anonymous No.718740006 >>718741525
>>718737094
Anonymous No.718740646
>>718736061
I feel like these people are so deranged, the ramifications or faults of the character are seen as empowering. Like Riri is ghetto trash who steals things from MIT, is somehow also smart but allies with The Hood and his gang of murderers, just to make a quick buck. No MCU hero thus far has just casually allied with criminals for personal gain. And her motive for doing this is to become "iconic" and mass produce Iron Man armors for the world. Tony was trying to prevent this. But nu writers see it as something worthy of praise.

I think Doomsday is going to the signal the true and definitive possibly permanent end of capeshit movies. It features an ensemble cast of people who have been ruined or hated by the post Endgame directorial and writing staff. Then it also features the FoX-Men, who are ONCE again apart of mutliversal bullshit as if DOFP and Wandavision: Featuring Dr. Strange didn't address those already. Then you have the cast saying that they haven't even started filming or making a script for Avengers Secret War which comes out 2 years from now. F4's lukewarm reception and even by extension, Superman's are starting to show that people are just apathetic or tired of these kinds of stories. Even if they're tolerable, they need a break. Try this shit again in 40 years when most of the older generations are dead and then maybe we might have something. As it stands now, were all tired of it.
Anonymous No.718740810 >>718740917
>>718734829
I still can't believe this got made over a War Machine movie or series or anything else. Do jews just not care what their money is being thrown in a fire pit?
Anonymous No.718740853
>>718733963 (OP)
RTS and Grand strategy games.
Anonymous No.718740917
>>718740810
Gonna let you in on an obvious little thing: these are all tax write offs now. They don't have to put effort into them for that reason alone
Anonymous No.718741073
>>718733963 (OP)
"Jarvis, find the biggest blackest gorilla nigger and ask him if he can breath"
Anonymous No.718741525
>>718740006
>Trump gives you a fistbump
No fucking way!