Thread 718750363

Holy frickin' amazeballs

>I'm yearning and earning for you
>My heart and revenue
>Every last bit of my wage
>Every last bit that I'm paid
>Every last bit that I save is intended for yooouuu
>Although the cost may be high
>One day, I know you'll be MIIINEEE
>Someday, perhaps, I'll own two
>For now, I'll take one that's brand new
>Cause I'm yearning and earning...
>FOR YOOOOOUUUUU
>FOR YOOOOOUUUUU
>Although the cost may be high
>One day, I know you'll be MIIIIIIIIIINE
>'Till then, I will be true
>There's nothing I wouldn't do
>I've been yearning and earning...
>For all of yoooooooooouuuuu

Obsidian will never die
They are immortal

>4 wahmen and 1 male
Holy shit what a cucked company.

>>718750363 (OP)
>>718750389
>>718750537
You are not the target audience.

>>718750537
And no, you can't fuck them.

>>718750583

The target audience doesn't exist. Black women don't play RPGs, tardlet.

>>718750389
I love that little moon fella. Look at him go.

>>718750532
If we count this, they've released 6 games since getting bought by Microsoft 6 years ago. Microsoft is definitely happy that one of the studios they bought actually releases Content™ for gamepass consistently.

>>718750363 (OP)
Is this that reverse African artifact stealing game?

>>718750363 (OP)
>DEATH TO ISRAEL!!
>RIVER TO SEA!!!

>>718750583
>You are not the target audience.
I know.

>>718750671
You can see the Leonard Boyarsky influence in the concept art for these games, if nothing else.

>>718750363 (OP)
They really put a hijab in the game and slapped some retarded goggles on her to pretend it's just a cowl.

>>718750916
>Does nothing
>Wins battle
>There's still 9999999999 battles left

>>718750583
Exactly, I'm not buying it

>>718751060
Chudbros...

>>718750892
Ana but without sex appeal for bonus ESG/DEI points

>>718751510
>That shit
Sex appeal

>>718751510
this is so racist

>>718751983
No, it's beautiful

>>718751510
>Kristina Olofsson
lmao imagine going through the whole tranny song and dance, changing your name, only to have "son" STILL left in your surname

>>718750583
>>718750916
>>718751152
Based

>>718750363 (OP)
I'm struggling to put into words what's bothering me about these guys. They look more like lame NPCs instead of cool-ass Companions.

>>718751510
Why can't they just make them all retarded working class asexuals if it has literally no fucking impact on their design or mechanics?

>>718750363 (OP)
Obsidian is not a real studio, it cannot hurt you.

>>718750892
Did Obsidian hire some of the idiots who did design for Concord?

>>718750389
Genuinely a good song lol
It's cool when parodies rule

>>718750583
The target audience doesn't care, and likely won't get it because they only show up for big names where there's genuine player hype
For as brainless as normies are, at least they can (sometimes) differentiate between fake and real hype

>>718750363 (OP)
What is wrong with western men... faggotry should have limits

>>718750363 (OP)
>the Saaracide Squad

$10 says they took out the Perk that grants you bonuses for traveling alone just so you'd be forced to hang out with these guys.

What a steal!

>>718750605
Joke's on slObsidian; I'm going to fuck them anyway.

>>718750892
Hag.

>>718751510
>woman gives 5 points
>"slightly aged" just 1
>middle class is a bad thing
ahahahaha
this never gets old

I was mildly interested in this game, then the "you can't have sex with them" made me VERY interested; thinking about the diverse characters you could have if sex is never on the table.
But then the trailer ended, these are your 5 horribly costumed companions and one maybe okay robot companion. Dropped.

Is the first game worth playing

>>718750583
>You are not the target audience.
>wtf why did our game fail is this white chudcel neo nazi grifter economic terrorism?

>>718751510
>cognitive ability
>not fully retarded
we gotta pump those numbers up

>>718751510
>people are getting paid to do this sort of shit

>>718753389
It's......fine.

>>718753389
No.
It's dreadfully shallow and has just one joke: "capitalism bad".

>>718750583
Neither are you. These games are thrown out as bait for subversion. No profit will be made and funds will be juggled around anyway to the asshole that started it.

>>718753612
Sounds fun, thanks. Gonna buy it on the next sale

>>718750363 (OP)
Thought this was the new boarderlands

>>718753545
If you buy any Blizz shit you literally support people like that

>>718753687
That's fair, but Borderlands at least makes an effort to distinguish its woke MCs from one another

>>718752360
because this wouldn't divers... oh wait

the people who work in this division are essentially Umbrological Parallax Correlator

>>718751510
>Culture Egyptian
>Race Arab
WEW FUCKING LAD

>>718753389
no, its the game that people confuse for Outer Wilds

>>718753690
i don't

>Obisidian cant make good games anymore
>Bioware cant make good games anymore
>Bethesda cant make good games anymore

WRPGbros...i dont feel so good

>>718750363 (OP)
>IGN Africa
This is a thing?

Only Larian can make a good game now.

>literally not a single post talking about the game at all
>just the same and stale copypasted russian trollbot spam

>>718753124
Preorder numbers must be abysmal

>>718754502
>Everyone I disagree with is a bot
There's nothing else to discuss, as it has no merits.

>>718750892
but why is it aiming upward?

>>718750363 (OP)
This is going to flop even harder than Avowed did.

>>718751510
>physical ability
>one eye

so dose Genji rank higher or lower, he is missing everything but he has a super powerful fast cyber body

>>718753076
I got a good perk that gives me bonuses for playing another game while this one launches.

>>718754249
yes and it popped up quite often recently. There was a trailer for a game recently that had most of its clicks on ign africa yt channel.
With all the niggers being pushed, maybe they hope africa becomes the next big gaming market and they try to lever this outlet.

>>718753389
No, only the first planet is alright, and it descends into less and less interesting quests in each passing arc. There’s also a faction standing system that is largely unimportant, because you only have two choices in the end: side with Rick (and the common people), or side with the braindead stupid corporate board.

I recommend you just watch a playthrough of it, if you actually wanna play this game.

>>718754502
Oh no, these aren’t bots, they’re literal sheep who parrot whatever their grifter youtuber daddy says. That’s far worse than being bots.

>>718755536
>that had most of its clicks on ign africa yt channel.
Did they accidentally send the bots there instead of the regular IGN channel?