Thread 718756473

GUYS BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN

>>718756473 (OP)
wow ai is getting good

I'm tired of all the schizophrenics on this site

>>718756473 (OP)
Fuckoff, Scarecrow is just fear gassing the camera

>>718756473 (OP)
If Bruce Wayne is Batman... then who was playing Bruce Wayne?

why the fuck would a billionaire go around beating up criminals in a gimp suit? take your meds

>>718757189
It's not a gimp suit

>>718756473 (OP)
Clark Kent really let himself go, huh

ridiculous, do you think we live in a video game of some kind?

>>718756473 (OP)
That's obviously AI, you idiot.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST!!!!

>>718756473 (OP)
How is Batman in his 40s in Arkham Knight if he was 28 in Origins, which took place 5 years before Asylum, which was only 6 months before City, which was only a year before Knight??

>>718756473 (OP)
Fake news. Why the fuck would some billionaire run around in a costume fighting crime?
I wouldn't be surprised if he was bankrolling the bat though. Cheap attempt to smear one of the few good ones left.

>>718756473 (OP)
And this makes him less terrifying how?

>>718757857
ARKHAM LIST*

>>718757879
Anon, Barbara was thirteen in Origins and she had a whole career as both Batgirl and Oracle later on. That gap sure as shit ain't five years.

>>718756473 (OP)
Bullshit

>>718757972
She looked 15.

Imagine if there was a super hero and everyone was super thankful for them and they started unmasking epstien pedos and doing all this great stuff.
But then the Jews get a hold of them.
Unmask them.

Elon Musk.

>>718758020
it says she's 15 in her Origins profile. The biggest unknown is how much time actually passed between Origins and Asylum. I don't think it's ever officially stated anywhere like with the other games.

>>718758217
… is a pedo trying to save face?

>>718756473 (OP)
>Robin's his sixty-some old butler!
Yeah. Makes perfect sense.

>>718758326
kek is this real?

>F-FAKE NEWS
All I’m going to say is that it’s funny how you never see Bruce and Batman in the same room.

>>718757879
>which took place 5 years before Asylum
What?

>>718758326
Say what you want about the Injustice comic but it's fucking hilarious sometimes

>>718758651
I've never seen Lex Luthor and Batman in the same room either fuckwit.

>>718758682
Oh I got some news for you

>>718758682
I saw them at this one party, assuming Bruce really is him

>>718758658
Unconfirmed number. I've seen people say 5-8 years but there's no official source.
>Bruce Wayne canonically returns to Gotham at 26 (in the comics)
>Origins takes place 2 years after his return
>(unknown amount of time)
>Arkham Asylum
>18 months later, Arkham City
>1 year later, Arkham Knight
This is the only canon info we have.

>>718757906
>one of the few good ones
for what? Champagne parties with hookers?

the endgame arkham knight batman where he's faked his death and is using a modified fear gas to look like an immortal bat demon is so fucking sick. i think this is just the natural conclusion to batman. too bad we saw only 5 seconds of it and then rocksteady shat the bed big time.

>>718759023
>the most we have to look forward to in terms of any capeshit games are the fucking lego titles

>>718756473 (OP)
WHO THE FUCK IS BRUCE WAYNE!? - Green Lantern

>>718758629
Yeah it's from Injustice

>>718759240
That movie was peak batwank at times. Hell that entire animated universe was peak batwank, especially the last SUPER GRIMDARK EDGY one
>every single justice league member gets gory as fuck deaths and tortureboxes
>batman gets put in a floating toilet and is apparently the biggest threat Darkseid has to offer after wiping out the entire JL

>>718756473 (OP)
City>Asylum>Knight
Haven't played Origins yet.

>>718759074
the lego game looks pretty good to me. i won't buy it full price but i'll play it eventually.

>>718759003
This is from what comic?

>>718756473 (OP)
fake and gay

Leaked photo from /x/, never trust the news.

>>718756473 (OP)
lol who the fuck would be retarded enough to fall for that

>>718759910
Absolute Batman. It's just Alfred's imagination.

Lol this is bullshit. Bruce Wayne is a party boy. He couldn't possibly be as serious as Batman.

>>718759003
Batman would never plead

>>718759003
american comics are just sick

>>718760551
I know it's petty as fuck of me but I find a ridiculous amount of glee in scenes where Batman gets fucked up

Take me on home to the asylum.
Never alone in the asylum.
Anarchy ruled, it was wild.
But through it all, you never smiled.
Joke's on you, I'm in your head so
Look who's laughing now!
Remember in Arkham City
I killed your girl, so pretty
That was the night you let me die
But when I looked you in the eye
That's when I knew we'd be together
Look who's laughing now!
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing!
Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing!
What else can I do?
Now I'm part of you.
I am the clown prince of crime
And we've had a hell of a time.
You're part of me, I'm part of you
And now there's nothing left to do
I just can't wait till I'm in control
Who'll be laughing then?
I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing
I'm with you to the end and I can't stop laughing
I killed all of your friends and I can't stop laughing
[LAUGHTER]
Oh yeah!
Think I can taste your fear
Now that my time is near
I'm in your blood, I'm so alive
I only wish you'd let me drive
It won't be long till I make you kill
Who'll be laughing then?
Barbara's dead and I'm laughing (HA!)
Jason Todd's dead and I can't stop laughing
I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing!
What else can I do?
Now I'm part of you
I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing!
I'm with you to the end and I can't stop laughing!
I killed all of your friends and I can't stop laughing!
I'm cock-a-doodle-do!
All because of you.
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing!
Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing!
[LAUGHTER]
I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing!
I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing!
Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing!
What else can I do?
Now I'm part of you..

FLASH IS WALLY WEST GUYS

>>718760236
DELETE THIS SHUT IT DOWN

>>718760862
>Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing!
lmao

>>718761012
Literally WHO??

>>718761012
I don’t know who that is

>>718761012
I have no idea who that is.

>>718756473 (OP)
Why would you spread such a flagrant lie

>>718756473 (OP)
>look up a video of bruce wayne speaking
>look up a video of batman speaking
>they sound completely different
You could've at least pick something more believable, retard.

>>718761295
What is voice actor class?
Bruce Wayne is certainly rich enough to afford one.

>>718761356
>I-It's voice actor classes
>I-It's a stunt double
>I-It's Tibetan Monks
Just admit that Wayne being Batman is nonsense, anon

>>718756473 (OP)
That's bullshit. Ain't no millionaire coming into Gotham to bust some fucking heads. This is just some psychopath in a bat suit who likes to beat up gangsters. Billionaire Bruce is busy feasting on caviar

>>718758668
Ramirez you got to save the big belly burger soldier

>>718756473 (OP)
>game has jump scares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5wX6ru4hE

>>718761012
I thought his name was barry allen?

>>718761949
ermageeerrrd thats actually a top kek moment my fellow memer!!!

>>718758326
Don't worry, Bruce fucked Lois as revenge.

>>718764135
>Bruce fucked Lois as revenge.
Anon...

>>718762384
Actually, it's Buried Alien

>>718761590
Billionaire, anon. Millionaires are so past year.

>>718756473 (OP)
Bruce Wayne? The Bruce Wayne that got banned from the Iceberg Lounge for getting crazy drunk and dancing around the place naked? No god damn way that guy could be Batman.

>>718762384
Barry Allen was the OG Silver Age Flash, but Wally West took over after Barry yeeted himself out of existence in Crisis on Infinite Earths. Wally was THE Flash for like two decades, fastest man alive, Justice League, the whole deal. Then DC pulled one of their timeline shenanigans and Barry came back from the dead because nostalgia bucks. So yes, both are Flash… but real ones know Wally’s the people's champ.

>>718756473 (OP)
Wow that's crazy but what about the Epstein list?

You really think someone would just go on the Internet and tell lies?

>>718765886
glowman

>>718765886
Why is there a batman behind batman?
Also, why is Damian a chink?

>>718765886
>me when I spread misinformation

>>718765886
It's better when he, Babs and Detective Chimp troll Riddler into going to a place where he will probably die just to get an exclusive

>>718766016
He's just squinting his eyes I think. To convey that he's not believing this shit.

>>718756473 (OP)
batman is such a massive gay faggot, he carries out the body of clown that died of super aids and killed millions of innocent people, instead of the girl he loves who had just been killed

>>718758629
Injustice was written by actual retards, so yes

>>718766640
I think her body might have blown up

>>718766016
>Why is there a batman behind batman?
That's Dick.

>>718756473 (OP)
I know the game's better left buried and forgotten but how does a Batman post-Arkham Knight work?
Everyone knows that he's a super famous billionaire flying around with gadgets funded by his own companies. Does he get all his money back after faking his death? Does he still make public appearances as Bruce Wayne but without the playboy facade or is he just Batman 24/7 now?

>>718756473 (OP)
Why would a billionaire be running around beating criminals? Is he stupid?
Are you stupid?

>>718757189
Look up gotham crime statistics

>>718757160
Superman, the chins match.

>>718760829
I wanna see one scene where all the other supers fly away but they're in a field or something so bats just has to awkwardly walk to the nearest batmobile pickup.

>>718761356
You know what else he's rich enough to afford? Someone else to be batman. He's just funding a bunch of PMC goons to pretend to be the same guy.

>>718765395
I've seen the video, no way Bruce is cramming that sausage into skintight spandex every night.

>>718765886
>Batman could secretly be here shitposting.

>>718756473 (OP)
>aisloppa

>>718756473 (OP)
> Rich billionaire dude cares about the little man.
Nice story schizo

>>718766640
Because the girl he loves (Catwoman) is still alive.

>>718756473 (OP)
Then explain this retard

>>718776850
funny, that's exactly how the CIA does it

>>718777073
Aha, I figured it out! Bruce Wayne is Superman. Explains why he keeps trying to besmirch Lex Luthor's good name. Who else would be trying to get me into hot water but another billionaire?

>>718769643
Wonder Woman was so fucking ugly in this shitty game

>>718769643
Arkham Knight's secret ending(100%) shows him faking his death by blowing up the mansion and then re-appearing a while later as a "ghost" who apparently uses Scarecrow's fear toxin to really put the fear of JUSTICE into gotham's worst.
https://youtu.be/ZPfCc6JE5K0?si=zg5OAZR-4iSoqAgb&t=2373
Timestamped 39:33
>>718777731
If I didn't know any better I would have claimed they were actively going for the futafag audience. God damn I can't believe I ever thought Rocksteady's whole bullshit with "Arkham Knight is totally not Jason" and my disappointment with the DLCs and PC port were the worst things they could end up doing.

>>718756473 (OP)
IT'S THE BAT!

If Bruce Wayne's Batman, then who's Robin?

>>718780082
One who's usually by his side and lives in the manor. Like this Alfred guy.