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Anonymous No.718761284 >>718761353 >>718761463 >>718761465 >>718761485 >>718761508 >>718761603 >>718761618 >>718761679 >>718761726 >>718761745 >>718761749 >>718761876 >>718761905 >>718762356 >>718762564 >>718762764 >>718762897 >>718763194 >>718763269 >>718763954 >>718764284 >>718764338 >>718764373 >>718764963
>hysterical laughter
Anonymous No.718761353 >>718762387 >>718765328 >>718767551
>>718761284 (OP)
It's going to be a bloated mess, won't it?
Anonymous No.718761387
Surely the indie darling won't fuck it up, right?
Anonymous No.718761463
>>718761284 (OP)
It's completely rational if a little douchebaggy. The hype for the game is already maxed out. A score review from IGN will not add to sales. It could only potentially detract by if they said the game was bad- something the reviewers themselves are incentivized to do, because saying the most hyped game of the year is terrible would drive massive traffic to your website.
Anonymous No.718761465 >>718761539 >>718766864
>>718761284 (OP)
They didn't want to give POS journos access earlier than fans. If you ask me it's kind of based
Anonymous No.718761485
>>718761284 (OP)
It's unfinished because they blew all of their Hollow Knight money on hookers and coke.
Anonymous No.718761508
>>718761284 (OP)
People say that reviews coming out after a game’s release is a red flag and indicative of it being a bad game. But I’d rather have reviews after the game is out so I don’t get spoiled.
Anonymous No.718761539
>>718761465
I have no hope for this game but I can agree with this view. Fuck journos
Anonymous No.718761541 >>718761719 >>718763278
>It won't be fair on the kickstarters!
Give it to them early too then.
Anonymous No.718761583
>ITT: seething game "journalists"
Anonymous No.718761603 >>718762519
>>718761284 (OP)
Biggest red flag possible for a game, this is sizing up to be a flop of biblical proportions.
Anonymous No.718761618
>>718761284 (OP)
This is a bad thing how exactly
Anonymous No.718761636
there is not game so jurnos should can't get their review copies
Anonymous No.718761648 >>718761835 >>718764434
Good call. Silksong is a hype bubble at this point, there are more retards excited about the game because "everyone else is excited about the game" than there are actual fans. The first game was literal dogshit, but it was the first metroidvania for a lot of zoomers.
Anonymous No.718761679
>>718761284 (OP)
I ain't playing that slop but I like the sexy bug.
Anonymous No.718761719
>>718761541
No, fuck games journalists.
This entire thing is objectively hilarious, they deserve this.
Anonymous No.718761726 >>718762997
>>718761284 (OP)
>no denuvo
you can just try the "demo" version
Anonymous No.718761745
>>718761284 (OP)
>muh reviews
Who gives a shit honestly, you already know if you're gonna be playing the game or not
Anonymous No.718761749
>>718761284 (OP)
>Reviews in 2025
Anonymous No.718761835
>>718761648
This
Anonymous No.718761876 >>718762453
>>718761284 (OP)
I’ve reached a point where I can tell if I’ll like a game and want to play it just by seeing a minute of genuine gameplay.
Reviews are worthless, especially from the people that are currently doing them.
Anonymous No.718761905
>>718761284 (OP)
Let me guess, you would definitely trust the reviews that release before the game release right? Because people who have something to lose if they talk bad about games are definitely to be trusted in the reviewing of said games.
Anonymous No.718761923 >>718762010
is there anything in the world that /v/ hates more than hollow knight/silksong?
Anonymous No.718762010 >>718762295
>>718761923
>/v/ is one singular person with one singular opinion
Anonymous No.718762295
>>718762010
you're right. it's one guy that has been creating daily seethe over hollow knight threads and then responding to himself hitting bump limit every day for the past 10 years. /v/ actually loves this franchise.
Anonymous No.718762356
>>718761284 (OP)
Is there a more anti consumer move to not have reviews?
Anonymous No.718762387 >>718766942
>>718761353
Omg we had soo much fun making it... Wdym you don't have fun... It's.. Le fun?
Anonymous No.718762401 >>718762796 >>718762907
Anonymous No.718762453
>>718761876
The only point reviews were useful were over 20 years ago when you couldn't easily look up gameplay footage of every game. I can't imagine anyone looking at a review in the modern day.
Anonymous No.718762519
>>718761603
> Biggest red flag possible for a game, this is sizing up to be a flop of biblical proportions.
>30 dollar indie game done by two guys
>hyped up entirely by the fanbase and they didn‘t tell anything like other franchises
>oh no it‘s the same bugged as hell game called hollow knight, but with hornet
In the end the only people who will be mad are the retards who thought this game will be something different
Anonymous No.718762564 >>718762674
>>718761284 (OP)
Never thought I would see /v/ defending the sanctity and honor of “video game journalists” but in 2025 all this place cares about anymore is saying the most contrarian thing possible.
Anonymous No.718762674 >>718762716 >>718763110 >>718763273 >>718767405
>>718762564
The devs are obnoxious and pretentious who wants to force journalists to work overtime just to deliver reviews. The devs are 100% in the wrong for this.
Anonymous No.718762716
>>718762674
>think of the poor "journalists"!
Anonymous No.718762764
>>718761284 (OP)
are you okay, anon?
Anonymous No.718762796
>>718762401
This confirms its a prequel.
>arcane eggs
>pale flower
>nuu / unn
Anonymous No.718762897
>>718761284 (OP)
>I'll actually be able to play the game without spoilers flooding /v/ and the entire internet and without people shoving review scores in my face, telling me what to think before I've even had a chance to form my own opinion by myself
Actually based as fuck.
Anonymous No.718762907
>>718762401
That snail looks like a fucking slut
Anonymous No.718762997 >>718763181
>>718761726
I just watch no commentary playthrough on youtube before even wasting bandwidth on something I don't know
Anonymous No.718763078
Jesus christ 20 years for this shit
HK fans are always laughable
Anonymous No.718763110
>>718762674
>working overtime
when working overtime is just playing a game (which they will not actually beat anyways) you just gotta laugh
Anonymous No.718763181
>>718762997
>downloading 200MB game is bandwidth this anon absolutely cannot afford to waste
I pray you leave the fourth world soon.
Anonymous No.718763194 >>718763467 >>718765427
>>718761284 (OP)
I found hollow knight to be "okay" but that was it and never understood the cult following it somehow garnered and I'm not interested in silksong really since so far it looks like more of the same. I enjoyed ender lilies and magnolia a hundred times more than hollow knight.
Now that the preface has been said, who genuinely gives a fuck about what ign and whatever games journals are still alive? Do you believe journos after all these years of lies? Do I need to look for the cuphead and doom 2016 webms again? Who the fuck cares about journos really? The same goes for e celebs btw, same shit as journos, I don't trust them and their dogshit opinions whether they are genuine or paid for.
Anonymous No.718763206 >>718763569
I've never played this game but tell me why everything looks so soulless and why do the characters look like they're from a 50 cent mobile game? Everything is so generic and lacks atmosphere
Anonymous No.718763269
>>718761284 (OP)
Implying I would trust video game "journalists" to tell me if a game I waited half a decade for is good or not instead of playing it myself completely blind on launch day.
Anonymous No.718763273
>>718762674
>overtime
Only if they want to be MEFIRST faggots rushing out the first review before the competition. Sensible journalists will play it during regular business hours and then give themselves time to process it so they can write a well thought-ou- nvm "sensible journalists" is an oxymoron
Anonymous No.718763278
>>718761541
A sizeable amount of them are probably dead by now.
Anonymous No.718763283
I don't need a review. The only thing that would be bad is if the game is actually only like 5 hours long, which is A. EXTREMELY unlikely thanks to the info we have already, and B. Not something reviewers will even tell you because game journalists don't finish games.
Anonymous No.718763467 >>718763780
>>718763194
Uhhh anon you’re being very rational I don’t think I can farm (you)s from retards with this type of post…
Anonymous No.718763483
The devs are out of touch billionaires
Anonymous No.718763569 >>718763937
>>718763206
I’ve never understood either. It’s not even bad looking, but every single screenshot or video I’ve seen of the game looks the exact same.
Anonymous No.718763780
>>718763467
Sorry Anon, here I'll try to give you a hand.
Schreier is a fucking kike, that rat knew about the Cosby suite and did nothing! He wants all whites to die like most of his baby foreskin harvesting cult! Did you know they fry them like calamari rings before eating them? Fucking kikes even their bagels remind you of a foreskin. Also he's balding hard, lmao @ hairlets how do you even live with yourselves?
Anonymous No.718763908
I need to reiterate no one in the last two threads had an answer; have we seen Team Cherry's dev team yet and which one trooned out causing the delay? Or did they stay backstage
Anonymous No.718763937
>>718763569
This is pretty much like in Hollow Knight. A good number of areas look fairly similar. The animation is actually quite cheap. It boggles my mind they took this long and didn't decide to improve on this. I'm looking at it and to me it's basically Hollow Knight DLC. Diehard fans will lap that shit up though.
Anonymous No.718763954
>>718761284 (OP)
It's that bad, huh
Anonymous No.718764284 >>718764691
>>718761284 (OP)
If you're concerned. Don't buy it on launch. Simple as. That's how everything should work. Fuck pre-order culture.
Anonymous No.718764338
>>718761284 (OP)
So what?
Anonymous No.718764373
>>718761284 (OP)
Based. Fuck """journalists""" with their engagement bait bullshit articles like "Silksong surely delivers but was it worth the wait???". Worthless faggots without any actual opinions.
Anonymous No.718764407
It's their game, their rules.Pretty based if you ask me.
Anonymous No.718764434 >>718764760
>>718761648
>literal dogshit
I'm seriously wondering why hollow knight generates this much vitriol, i understand you might not think it's the second coming of Jesus cause the metroidvania games you played as a kid are obviously the best thing ever, but what is there to hate that much?
The design and animations are gorgeous, controls and combat are tight, there are plenty areas that are visually and mechanically distinct, and it's filled with content
What makes it so much worse compared to the modern ESA, Oris and axiom verge? Or so bad compared to the OG's of the genre?
Anonymous No.718764462 >>718767359
This whole doom and gloom threads of yours is like some sect of masochists, maybe it didn't occur to one of the other intelligent people that no normal person, whether a woman or a friend, would want to listen to such sadness all day, or would have to go crazy themselves, or would have to ride with you for a short while and bring you down to earth? Coming in here to the cesspool for 5 minutes makes me feel depressed, let alone sitting with guys like you all my life. How would you like to create a healthy relationship with such an approach? It would also be torment for you, a typical toxic relationship. Another thing. Appearance, money, position, the other half gives a lot in life, but without inner peace, all of this is for nothing, because mental problems won't let you enjoy it, if a miracle happened and you got everything you wanted, I guess your relationship would end stormily after a few months, you would be fired from work, and you would be left like a slob without a penny because everything would be spent on stupidity. This is what mental disorders lead to, and finding a woman doesn't cure them. You can get out of them on your own and for yourself only and exclusively, by going to therapy or to some psychiatrist who will tell you what and how. I don't greet you.
Anonymous No.718764472 >>718765147
/v/ tripping over itself for any flimsiest reason to turn this into a TORtanic, as if it didn't get 3.5 million views in a day.
Anonymous No.718764691
>>718764284
NOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MY MONEY RIGHT FUCKING NOW FOR A DIGITAL PRODUCT THAT I CAN PRESS A BUTTON AND HAVE AT ANY TIME POST RELEASE

Digital pre-orders are the most retarded concept ever devised and people who buy them are room temperature IQ retards who deserve to get scammed
Anonymous No.718764760 >>718765689
>>718764434
I really dislike the stage design and progression. Multiple times I found some new gimmick feature and had no real idea where to go to utilise it, the backtracking is immense and the game is very poorly designed. The boss fights were dull to fight and uninteresting, and the general stage layouts did not feel fun to move through, they felt slow and added to the tedium of backtracking.

Ultimately, the reason I rate the game so poorly is because of the zoomers who act like it's the peak of the genre. I had a million times more fun with something like Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, and that wasn't even a great metroidvania.
Anonymous No.718764963
>>718761284 (OP)
Who the fuck reads "professional" reviews in current year? I would trust Steam reviews and YT footage more than I would trust IGN or other "journalists".
Anonymous No.718765147 >>718765287
>>718764472
it's gonna be the biggest flop of the generation, literally nobody cares about this shitty game when there's so many better releases this year like expedition 33.
Anonymous No.718765287
>>718765147
Expedition 33 enjoyers are the most easily manipulated people on the planet.
Anonymous No.718765328 >>718765607
>>718761353
Honestly i just hope Hornet's movement is actually fun. most of my issue with HK's map would be fixed if it was actually fun to move around, but the knight has the blandest movement imaginable.
Anonymous No.718765427 >>718766031
>>718763194
>I enjoyed ender lilies and magnolia a hundred times more than hollow knight.
I enjoyed Ender Lilies quite a bit. But I still think you're insane for this.
Ender Lilies is carried pretty hard by its atmosphere. It's got decently satisfying boss fights and it's got serviceable platforming. But it's also kind of stiff and neither the level design or the game's secrets really does anything that stands out.
I'll get around to trying Magnolia in due time. But currently I've been playing Shadow Labyrinth, and outside of the atmosphere (which is all over the place in Shadow Labyrinth), Shadow Labyrinth feels surprisingly similar to Ender Lilies but improved in most of every regard. From level design, secrets, progression, and both movement and combat. But just like Ender Lilies, it's still kind of stiff and jank.

But I would easily rank Hollow Knight a lot higher. Its movement and combat is smooth. It's actually a great platformer (even though few areas, sadly, leans into this aspect of the game). The variation and intensity of the enemies and boss fights is also very praise worthy. And the way the world branches out exponentially as you explore was done very successfully.

I'll repeat though. I genuinely like Ender Lilies and would give it a good score. But the idea of enjoying it a lot more than Hollow Knight is just wild to me. Almost smells of dishonesty. I mean how? Looks like contrarianism.
Could you even elaborate? Is it just the atmosphere? Because Ender Lilies certainly has a distinct and different vibe from Hollow Knight. But if that makes such a difference to you, then you'd have to be a very shallow gamer.
Anonymous No.718765607 >>718765668
>>718765328
He can pogo like Scrooge McDuck while air dashing as if he was anime fighting game character.
And that's not counting the wall jumps or gimmicks like the rocket propulsion.

Do you think DuckTales and things like Shovel Knight also have the blandest movement imaginable?
Anonymous No.718765642
Look I'm not saying HK isn't half decent, I'm just saying the fans have been perhaps more obnoxious than fucking CP2077 fans in general, they could not for one fucking second stop invading threads for each prominent metroidvania for a bit there, and only stopped when they started to become a laughing stock for having waited so long for a game that looked like fucking vaporware at this point and crying everytime it wasn't announced. Because of the long, long delay (and existing footage of it early on that looks similar, and the fact it doesn't really look all that amazing compared to the first game which didn't seem to take that long to produce) it's not like people have the highest expectations for it.
Anonymous No.718765668 >>718765832 >>718765965
>>718765607
he has no momentum in any of that. it's all pre-baked movement. he's completely weightless and there's no speed to any of his movements either. even his superdash is slow as fuck.
Anonymous No.718765689 >>718765782
>>718764760
so it's just hyperbole cause it's popular
Anonymous No.718765782
>>718765689
I think the game is poor, it's a 4/10 at best.
Anonymous No.718765832
>>718765668
>even his superdash is slow as fuck
It really isn't though. You might as well claim the Panther ability from Castlevania is slow.
You're objectively wrong and if you think you're right you should ask yourself why you feel that way.
Anonymous No.718765965
>>718765668
The consistent speed of the knight is a feature. Unironically.
But most old games were the same. With max speed instantly with no acceleration or deceleration. Were all of those games bad too?
Kind of sounds like you just don't like most videogames period.
Anonymous No.718766031 >>718766441
>>718765427
>Its movement and combat is smooth.
I actually never understood the praise for this.
I felt movement was fairly stiff and kind of laggy. It reminded me of Megaman X where I would have to pull back with the character after air dashes while dropping down instead of having a little bit more freedom. It's also painfully slow to navigate horizontally while pogoing or hell, in general. I feel Nine Sols suffers from a bit of this as well but this feels even worse.
Anonymous No.718766441
>>718766031
It's the consistency of the movement and feedback on both hitting and being hit by enemies. Weapons or hazards clashing. Or how your movement can carry over smoothly to a bounce or wall slide/jump without breaking the flow.
Anonymous No.718766701
babe wake up, new transcore just dropped
Anonymous No.718766864
>>718761465
>it's ok when indieshit does it
Meanwhile, when literally any other game witholds review copies: "OH NONONONONONO AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY'RE AFRAID THE GAME IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"
Anonymous No.718766942
>>718762387
Anonymous No.718767035 >>718767395 >>718768059
HK just stressed me out the entire time playing it. I hated exploring because I was so deathly afraid of dying and losing everything and getting massively lost and turned around
Anonymous No.718767359
>>718764462
I'm not reading all that.
Instead I'm going to say this:
This is what you get for putting your faith into a fucking video game of all things.
Anonymous No.718767395 >>718767448
>>718767035
pussy
Anonymous No.718767405
>>718762674
who the fuck cares about video game journalist you nigger
Anonymous No.718767448
>>718767395
rude
Anonymous No.718767551
>>718761353
I don't know. Looks like the same game with just more areas and bosses. At best, it'll just the same game you played before but with more content. Good for those who don't care for innovation in their sequels.
Anonymous No.718768059
>>718767035
If you die all you have to do is punch your shade and you won't lose anything. And with how frequently the benches are placed around the world, you'll likely respawn like one or two screens away from your shade anyway. Meaning that it's very unlikely for you to lose geo from dying ever.
Also. Why would you get lost just from being set back a couple of screens?