Thread 718767114

I start a game studio with fiverr hires

>>718767114 (OP)
sonichu thread?

>>718767114 (OP)
I cyber bullied this guy when I was a kid and I'm 26 now. You kiwifags are mentally ill for stalking someone for 20+ years.

>>718767452
>26
You didn’t do shit, zoomer

>>718768125
will /v/ ever become a good place to discuss video games with fellow enthusiasts of the medium again?

>>718767114 (OP)
I'd buy 5 games for the Switch 2

>>718768125
Will monster hunter ever go back to 3u/4u mechanics again?

>>718768125
will my furry wife be a fox?

id buy one monitor and put the rest towards getting a new gpu eventually
you think $1k is actually a large amount to spend?

>>718767114 (OP)
I'd buy virtual furniture for my ship in Star Citizen

>>718767114 (OP)
I'd buy a PS3 and one game

>>718767452
>>718768020
The original troll back in the day who got him to shove a medallion up his ass was like 14

Barb and Bob are the ones to blame for not putting chris into a specialized special needs school, and trying to put him into mainstream education where he got bullied and bob had to pay people to be friends with him, if chris got the help he needed during his formative years he would be working a full time job now, menial but productive to society, instead of living on welfare
Fuck bob and barb for ruining his life

>>718769071
Bluespike is no different to any of the kiwifarm weens now, misanthropes who want chris to actually injure other people and himself

>>718768125
Should I go to this booty call in 6 hours?

>>718769461
There were a few years where people clearly had their sexual awakening adjacent to trolling Chris and genuinely wanted to fuck him. This is better

Rip King cobra

>>718769332
Well this way Chris doesn't have to work. He lives off his infamy. He is out of the matrix.

>>718769716
I can't believe Cobes is fucking dead

>>718768125
Would things be different if he didn't just win?

>>718769716
it is what it is, toobs

>>718768125
Oh, wise Sonictotem, will I ever get a job?

>>718770612
god damn it

>>718767293
no collectible sonichu medallions no buy

>>718768125
Will I ever get a gf

>>718767452
>>718769071
>>718769332
>its the trolls fault
>its the parents fault
>its societies fault
Why cant it just be that sociopathic loser's fault?
>b-but his autism!
Fuck his autism. He would probably still be a piece of shit without it too. There was never going to be a right or wrong way to handle a person like him because the best version of him would have been if his daddy's sperm went into his mommy's asshole instead.

>>718767114 (OP)
What a mother fucker

>>718769716
Genuine shock when I heard the news. I hope he's partying with Ozzy in the great beyond. FUCKO SICKOS. FUCK RAPE.

>>718770720
>Will I ever get a gf?
>I'll see you soon
what does this mean?

>>718768125
will my dreams be real?

>>718768125
Will I have a succesful career?

>>718768125
Will I ever improve on my koikatsu waifu, oh totem of immense autism?

>>718770835
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>718768125
>>718770924
>Ask again
FINE, I'LL SPEAK UP. WILL I EVER IMPROVE ON MY KOIKATSU WAIFU, OH TOTEM OF IMMENSE AUTISM?

>>718768125
should i just end it all

>>718768125
will I ever make a video game

>>718770985
Sweet. Literally perfect!

>>718768125
Are Chris-Chan posts relevant in this the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five?

>>718767452
Do you happen to have a miserable life? Because I think you really deserve it after what you did here.

>>718770803
Embrace your new fucked up totem gf

>>718768125
What is the original Japanese lore and worldbuilding of Sonic The Hedgehog series anyway?

>>718771135
No I have a great life. I trolled when I was 9 years old until I was 12. Then I focused on actual skills. KingCobreaJFS, a mentally ill retard getting stalked by losers on Kiwifarms, was found dead this morning. All of you losers are going to hell.

>>718768125
Will indians ruin tech and California as a whole?

>>718771326
>MY bullying is better than YOUR bullying
FUCK YOU SICKO

>>718771634
I'm not a grown adult stalking literal retards on the internet. Sorry, loser.

Totem handing out them blackpills today.

>>718768125
SHOULD I RISK IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S UNCERTAIN?

>>718771842
Sure you are. The Messiah walks among us.

>>718771326
Didn't that guy drink himself to death?

>>718767114 (OP)
Keep it in my Steam library and sip on it over the course of a few years.
>>718768125
Rollan

>>718772008
There is not a single friend you have IRL. That's why you live parasocially through livestreamers.

>>718772131
Projection.

Why would you bully a mentally disabled person?

>>718772270
kek, keep stalking trannies. If you ever uploaded videos, kiwifarms would be stalking you.

>>718772420
I wouldn't know. Why does being a kid justify online harassment?

>>718768125
Alright you retarded looking monstrosity, here's my question: will I die of a sudden heart attack within the next 5 years?

>>718767114 (OP)
People talk about the medallions he made being cursed but that prison one is the one that’ll bring a plague, genuinely unnerving shit to behold

>>718767114 (OP)
Buy a Paradox game and all of the DLC. Probably find something on sale for the $5 I have left

>>718768125
>>718772563
What? What do you mean "maybe"? What kind of answer is maybe, you autism golem? Listen, can I get a redo?

>>718768125
will vampire bloodlines 2 even be worth pirating?

>>718772983
https://youtu.be/rkHF_JMnB8o?feature=shared

>>718768125
>>718772983
Fucking smart-ass

>>718772629
I'm so disappointed he didn't get jacked and form some kind of prison cult around his belief in his own dimensional messianic powers

>>718768125
will things ever be okay again

>>718773591
>yes

>>718768662
it was back then

>>718768125
Are we 2 going to be happy together in general

>>718773570
Not really necessary, He already inadvertently created a cursed cult of personality online, became probably the most well documented human being to ever live, you’ll get some famed novel based on him some odd 200 years from now

>>718768125
Will there be another crisis this winter?

>>718768125
My coworker is trying to set up with her daughter, the woman is a bit crazy and I don't know anything about the daughter besides what my coworker told me about her.
Should go through with her plan or shoot her down?

>>718772420
To be kind of fair. The trolling at the very beginning looked like people were trying to teach Chris something to better himself, but he was way to fucking stubborn and retarded to be able to, and started to make the same mistakes over and over again making people to start acting actually malicious towards him. Hell one of them actually tried to speak to him in a genuine way but Chris didn’t listen. He never realized he caused his own problems and never took any accountability… no wonder he became a fucking tranny.

>>718774247
What does she look like? Where does she rank on Serena Williams scalr?

>>718774817
I don't know. I've only seen a picture of her, maybe she's a 5 or 6, judging the picture. I'm no model either, so I can't be harsh there.
The mother, my coworker, is legit cat lady crazy, most likely has a cat parasite inside her head.

>>718775130
You need to watch out if the woman in question is sporty. Sportier women are, the crazier they get. If you're a gamer to any degree, a sporty gf will make your life miserable.

Is Hyperdimension Neptunia any good? That was the game that drove Chris into complete Lovecraft multiple timeline insanity wasn’t it?

>>718767114 (OP)
Shantae original cartridge

Why did he fuck his mom?

>>718775793
why didn't you?

>>718775793
who else was he gonna fuck? a cherokee princess? megan?

>>718768125
Should I draw Bridget (loli) next?

>>718775945
Oh thank God. Should I draw loli x obese pedophile next, then?

>>718773570
Chris spent most of his stay in jail in solitary for his own protection specifically to prevent him from getting his ass beat after he tells some other con that he's a woman and a goddess and actually literally Jesus Christ

>>718776034
Loli x ojisan. Y/N?

>>718775854
I don't even know his mom.

>>718775881
Yeah, but his own mother? Sure, she was a boyfriend-free girl at the time but still.
Also, considering Chris has been kind of a spearhead when it came to internet trends like streaming and being avtranny, I am a bit worried.

>>718775259
From what I gathered from her mom, the crazy one, she's very quiet and doesn't go out much, besides that I don't know anything about the daughter.
The mom is the certified crazy, and, as you mentioned, she's a bit sporty.
My coworker is interrogating me lately and saying she will bring her daughter to work one of these days for me to meet her. If the daughter is 1/10 crazy like the mom, I'll bailout and get another job.

>>718776081
I shall do as you command my master.

>>718775593
Chris always sort of believed that stuff, like he believed Santa was real into his twenties. What really drove him over the edge were two devoted trolls who were willing to role play elaborate extra-dimensipnal shenanigans with him, who used Hyperdimension Neptunia as evidence that what they were saying was true and other people had written about it. That said I truly believe a lot of is is desperate, desperate cope from a depressed person who knows he can never become normal

>>718776149
I know just the type. Those mom-hating daughers are always into preteen novels. Maybe not Harry Potter, but Spiderwick or Miss Peregrine instead. They always like 1984 and Handmaid's Tale. If you want to impress the daugher, go get educated on tween literature. Also read up on gardening, especially healing plants. Quiet girls with crazy moms are into witchcraft. Trust me with that. Remember that mommy issues girls are always sadistic, so don't ever behave like a pushover or she'll abuse you to make up for hatred of her insane mother.

>>718776080
I wonder if Chris has any inherit retard strength, could imagine him twisting some guys face while loudly crying he took the last orange in the prison lunchroom

>>718770758
>Why cant it just be that sociopathic loser's fault?
probably wouldn't be a loser if his parents raised him right

>>718767114 (OP)
What people did to Chris-chan made me very protective of my own autistic sibling. It was scary seeing what could happen to someone if the people close to them didn't give a fuck.

>>718776657
Cash me out, I better get start looking for another job.

>>718777042
I would end up exactly like Chris if the sense of cringe wasn't ingrained into my soul. I was almost exactly the same as a kid. Thank God I became extremely self aware and a complete shut in.
>>718777081
Better luck next time, waginon.

>>718767114 (OP)
>How would you spend $1000 on Vidya?
probably buy a monitor and pc

>>718770758
He’s an invalid but I still agree with you.
I don’t think there was an actual good ending to his story, definitely not anymore.
>Well, The truth comes out.
>I’ve never been autistic.
>I work 40 hours a week to support my parents.
>This has all been a trick.
>You have been trolled.

>>718776768
Probably not, the guy was always weak as fuck as we could gather from some videos, but no one pushed him over the edge to the point he would make use of his retard strength, so we’ll probably never know how strong his retard strength could be.

>>718768125
Are the current changes I've been making in my life and my future plans going to have a positive outcome?

>>718768125
>>718777854
Asking again

>>718777663
mental capacity of a ten year old so he cant meaningfully grapple most of the shit people throw at him
high functioning autistic so he does understand when/what he does is wrong but repeatedly does so
arguably he could have been saved if not for retarded parents but now he is like an abused child who will forever secretly eat poopoo no matter how well explained that being a problem is

>>718777936
We are so back

>>718768125
Will i develop cancer?

>>718776768
isn't one of his biggest self professed traumas that he was once pinned down by a teacher, that would seem to imply he lacks tard strength

>>718768125
Will the shitposting ever end?

>>718777663
>there’s a timeline where this was the definitive end of christory
Fuck…

>>718777663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ

>>718776409
>game was just used as a troll vehicle
I see. I was hoping he came up with this shit on his own. Now that I’m thinking, aside from Sonic and Pokemon, what games DID Chris like? I can’t see him sitting down and playing long ass JRPGs

>>718767114 (OP)
crazy how liquid chan became a successful doctor while this nigga still spergs out & rapes anything.

>>718768125
will blaze the cat ride my cock

>>718778137
Wasn't he obsessed with animal crossing? I think little big planet as well.

>>718778274
I haven't heard of him raping anything since his mother (awful sentence just for the record)

>>718775593
it was because of those fucking Idea Guys that happened. it should be illegal to purposely induce psychosis on someone and those punks should be tried for it

>>718777191
My father was a psych nurse working with institutionalized mentally ill people and growing up in the 90s and 2000s I heard a few stories about the people there and their behaviour but with how respectful and kind my own autistic younger brother was I never fully believed them. I'm a scrawny guy now but I was already fully grown in the eighth grade and I started acting crazy and intimidating towards the older siblings of kids I saw bullying my brother.

>>718775593
The rebirths are fine but they play pretty similar because they're all built on the same engine. The original PS3 ones can be fun depending on your tolerance for early 2010s shoestring budget JRPGs. The spinoffs are hit and miss but alright if you want more of the characters.

>>718768125
Will the Sonichu Medallion bring me good luck?

>>718768125
will GTA 6 be good?

>>718778702
a better question for Mutahar the Redeemer

>>718778072
It’s the fact Chris does it so straight faced with a credit sequence is what gets me, man would’ve been heralded as the performance artist of a decade if he just dropped the entire internet and never posted anything ever again after that

>>718778702
Has there been a single person wasn't cursed by receiving one?

>>718768125
Will I ever get married to a woman I love?

>>718771421
>will
We're already there.

>>718778702
>will drinking this acid hurt my tum tum?

>>718778783
>man would’ve been heralded as the performance artist of a decade if he just dropped the entire internet and never posted anything ever again after that
you say that but we all know there would be trolls that would have pestered him IRL even if he did get off the internet.