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Anonymous No.718768254 >>718770627 >>718771067 >>718771617
Total war warhammer
I have no idea what the fuck i am doing
Anonymous No.718769280 >>718770135 >>718770235
prioritize growth buildings
Anonymous No.718769434 >>718770135
declare war on everyone
Anonymous No.718769541
I wish the computer had to deal with the same resource issues that I do
Anonymous No.718769642
>Pick Skulltaker
>Right click enemy army or settlement
>Repeat
It's that easy!
Anonymous No.718770135 >>718770439
>>718769434
>>718769280
I am playing as kugath though
Anonymous No.718770235 >>718770396 >>718770878
>>718769280
False, prioritize economy buildings. The key is to succeed with multiple lower tier armies rather than play one overly expensive one.
Anonymous No.718770396 >>718770552
>>718770235
and growth does help with having multiple armies
Anonymous No.718770439 >>718770558
>>718770135
I love papa nurgle but I have no idea how anyone can find his faction's gameplay interesting. You just walk at the enemy and then go make a coffee or jerk off or something. Either your troops outlast the enemy and you win after half an hour or you lose and there was nothing you could've done about it.
Anonymous No.718770552
>>718770396
You only need 3 tiers to maximize economy buildings. The boost you get at tier 5 from some specific buildings on some factions can wait.
Anonymous No.718770558 >>718770619 >>718771014 >>718772506
>>718770439
that's because you're a faggot who only "loves" warhammer factions because of the memes and yt videos and never actually played tabletop
Anonymous No.718770619 >>718771176
>>718770558
Post minis, faggot.
Anonymous No.718770627
>>718768254 (OP)
Hey I just got it yesterday as well and will play it later. Hope the tutorial scenario will be enlightening
Anonymous No.718770854 >>718770946
game is in utter shambles. Its all stats, heros, spells and campaign gimmicks that ultimately resolve to "+50% dmg omg". Unit utility in battles is almost nil and nonexistent at the campaign level.
utterly devoid of any intelligent "design"
Anonymous No.718770878 >>718777712
>>718770235
T1 growth is important, you just demolish it then turn it into walls later
Anonymous No.718770946
>>718770854
I agree: Yari Ashigari spam was so much more thoughtful and sophisticated.
Anonymous No.718771014
>>718770558
And..?
Anonymous No.718771067 >>718771738
>>718768254 (OP)
>turn 100
>own over 225 settlements
>one turn takes half an hour
campaign fatigue gets so real so fast in this game
Anonymous No.718771176
>>718770619
Okay
Anonymous No.718771270 >>718774270
ZHATAN DA BRAHJJJJ
Anonymous No.718771617 >>718772808
>>718768254 (OP)
Step 0: recruit 20 garbage units
Step 1: conquer all of your starting province
Step 2: build growth
Step 3: have your army sack nearby cities multiple times
Step 3.5: remember more battles = more experience for your general and extra money
Step 4: once your province is fully grow build switch to economic buildings and barracks
Step 5: make your first doomstack (add at least a mage they are OP)
Step 6: conquer your neighbours
Step 7: make more economic buildings(all your province except your capital must have economic buildings and agent spamming ones)
Step 8: repeat step 5 with another army and conquer everything
Anonymous No.718771738
>>718771067
meh, once you own a third of the map nothing can challange you anymore.
Anonymous No.718772424 >>718775072 >>718776863
>Back in Warhammer 2 Ordertide dominated so hard that any expansive war by turn 80 or so resulted in a world war of end times proportion, except Chaos has already been destroyed by a combination of the Empire and Bretonnia
>Currently if you try to play as any of the good guys, especially the Empire, all of your potential allies get wrecked with the exception of Bretonnia who just AFK's on the campaign map while you are pincered by Festus, Vlad von Carstein, Wulfric, the One-Eye and a extra plethora of other faggots from the northeast who just smash through Kislev like its a walk in the part.
>Wood Elves or Random Dwarf holds are keen on sniping random settlements from you, because fuck you. And trading them or buying them is practically impossible, also because fuck you
My brother in Sigmar, I just wanna have a comfy campaign where I unify the empire.
Anonymous No.718772506
>>718770558
still waiting for those minis, secondary-kun.
Anonymous No.718772808
>>718771617
How come people never got this autistic over games back in the day?
Medieval 2 is a way more broken game with much more exploitable AI than total warhammer yet people don't seem to be just fine playing in fun and thematic ways.
Anonymous No.718774270
>>718771270
IM DER KAZAK MONGER

I've played way too much of this lil nigga
Anonymous No.718774481 >>718774603 >>718775970
last played when the hog riding orc was released.

what has been released since then?
Anonymous No.718774603
>>718774481
A couple new units but the new patch next week should be fixing TKs and liggers, with some other updates (I think Gorbad or the greenskins in general are getting some updates too)
Anonymous No.718775072 >>718775767
>>718772424
>Bretonnia who just AFK's
Louen is usually fighting Be'lakor in the early-mid game. It's a 50/50 whether he colonizes Albion or gets wrecked. Fay Enchantress is fighting and dying to Ikit Claw unless you turn on minor faction potential at which point Skrag will rape Ikit and become part of the ordertide for some reason.
Anonymous No.718775360 >>718775553 >>718775710 >>718776183 >>718777865 >>718778685 >>718779165
Post your favorite voicelines.
>UGGGHH URRRHRRHHR
Khazrak One-Eye
Anonymous No.718775553
>>718775360
IT'S HAMMER TIME
Anonymous No.718775710
>>718775360
COLD-BLOODED KILLERS
Anonymous No.718775767 >>718776061
>>718775072
Which means that once again the French are fucking useless.
Anonymous No.718775970 >>718776417
>>718774481
Couple of new patch units here and there
They say they will try single lord packs soon since the big 3 ones Are taking too long
Anonymous No.718776061 >>718776517
>>718775767
If Ikit takes over southern Bretonnia he will 100% declare war on you, and if you take any part of Marienburg Be'lakor will declare war on you. Facing infinite weapon team stacks at Helmgart while you're dealing with Norsca raids in the north, Arbaal, Archaon, Throt, and Azazel in the north-east, and possibly greenskins from the east and southeast is an utter nightmare scenario, especially since if you garrison a lord and some troops there they will deem it too tough to go through and instead underway over
Anonymous No.718776183
>>718775360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbSJ-W1cN4
Anonymous No.718776254
Despite being a daemon
Fighting undead as kugath makes me want to deep throat a flare
Anonymous No.718776417
>>718775970
>the big 3 ones Are taking too long
well must have been like 8 months since last one
Anonymous No.718776517 >>718776686
>>718776061
Not to mention that Festus will wreck Hochland, Vlad will wreck Averland and Stirland on top of everything you've said.
Anonymous No.718776686 >>718776963 >>718777278 >>718778543
>>718776517
How can the empire lose with landships and steamtanks?!
Do they just fucking OOOOH A SKELETON OOOOOH *explodes*
The undead shouldnt even be in my backyard
Anonymous No.718776863 >>718777278 >>718778162
>>718772424
Why do you want to play as a random dude named carl?
Anonymous No.718776963
>>718776686
I think there's like 5 steamtanks in the entire empire and the only guy who knew how to make em died.
Anonymous No.718777278 >>718777629
>>718776686
You tell me. I can accept Ostermark falling since its canonically a shithole, maybe even Stirland. But the rest? Come on, man. Cut me some slack.
>>718776863
BECAUSE THE NATION CALLS!
Anonymous No.718777629 >>718777840
>>718777278
The nation calls for carl frank?
Anonymous No.718777687
Chaostide is just a edgy version of ordertide
Anonymous No.718777712 >>718778724
>>718770878
>turn it into walls later
no one does that
Anonymous No.718777840
>>718777629
Yes.
Anonymous No.718777865
>>718775360
ASTRAGOTH ZOOLAHOO
Anonymous No.718778162
>>718776863
because he was born into this world, just like (You)
Anonymous No.718778543
>>718776686
The skeletons always have an inside man
Anonymous No.718778685 >>718778770
>>718775360
GONNA GET THERE
GONNA STAB
Anonymous No.718778724
>>718777712
Walls in minor settlements are absurdly important for abusing the AI to make sure it will funnel to where you want them to go.
Anonymous No.718778770 >>718778905
>>718778685
skarsnik is big shit
Anonymous No.718778776
Instead of stupid endtimes with 10 bazillion stacks at turn 80, how about let me scale certain factions strength up
Anonymous No.718778838
>still havent reworked/updated norsca
It's been a fucking decade or something
Anonymous No.718778905
>>718778770
I like playing him.
Groms too OP, Skarsnik lets you goblintide without it being a snoozefest
Anonymous No.718779165
>>718775360
SEABORN DEAD!
Anonymous No.718779520
In TW1 every Empire game was just GET MARIENBURG