Thread 718770276

>>718766069
>Fuck team Rocket Dude
>Fuck using self destruct/explosion
>Long live Proffessor Oak!

>>718770276 (OP)
I meant to post the updated version!
>...it pisses me...OFF!!

>>718770276 (OP)
>he's actually fucking dead
What the fuck.

>>718770276 (OP)
>>718770554
Fuck sickest
Fuck rape

Dunno what's happening here. But I indeed miss these ebin shitposts from back then in 2012.

>>718770678
I think everyone knew it was an inevitability, but I don't think anyone predicted just how sudden it'd be.

He's actually dead? Any cause?

when i win the lottery i will erect a clock tower in his memory

long live ozzy

>>718771394
Zoomers hate funny shitposts. They only appreciate tik tok glowie faggots telling them what to think and feel.

>>718771475
Yes. Father posted confirmation on FB as well as two fans who lived close to him seeing an ambulance. Paramedic reported "way too late for CPR, need a coroner on the scene".
>cause
No idea. Reported his eyes were yellow and his lips were blue. Estimated cardiac arrest from liver failure. Not hard to believe when you take into account he drank a bottle of spirits almost daily

>>718771475
Yeah. People have said that for the past year or so he was showing a lot of symptoms of liver failure so probably that.

>>718771475
Cardiac arrest. Most likely due to liver failure. (Not confirmed)

His past few videos he's been VERY low on energy and looking a bit sallow.

>>718771475
look at the dude. anyone acting surprised about this is a fucking moron.

>>718771475
Possible the drinking
Possibly being poisoned by his ex-gf
Possibly the rotten burger he left out to ripen on the kitchen counter then ate

If mods delete this vee is offcially dead. Cobes has been vee culture since it began

Don't drink bros, I fucked up a decade of my life with alcohol.

>>718770276 (OP)
QRD on this guy?

>>718771809
the only place i ever saw threads about this retard stay up for any amount of time was /tv/.

>>718771475
No cause yet but when we take into account
>basically drinks a bottle of spirits once per day
>dumpster dives for food
>Literally eats rotten food that has given him intestinal worms and sickness on more occasions to count
>smoked like a fucking chimney
It's not hard to imagine.

>>718771475
If I had to assume, probably a heart attack as a side effect of all the drinking and fat consumption. Honestly, nobody should be surprised by this. I'm just wondering now if NAL is going to try and suck exposure from Josh's death.

he's with Ozzy now

Who?

This is like the third alcholic eceleb that's died in the last five years. Is drink really that much of a killer? I'm from ireland and I know fellas in their 70s who knock back 10 pints per day.

I have no sympathy for Clint no matter how much he's crying about it. Am I the one that's in the wrong here?

>>718771908
autistic gothic bad boy from wyoming. known for crafting magic wands which he used for weather manipulation and changing traffic lights. also known for making wicked drink combos and food hacks. once stuffed onions under a head bandana to stop his balding. got ozzy osbourne's name tattooed on his knuckles. was going to build a clocktower dreamhouse once he won the lottery

I'm just a dreamer
I dream my life away
Today

>>718772030
Cobes was downing hard liquor all day every day, and had ever clear on hand a lot of the time. Add to that the chain-smoking and his "diet", and he was bound for death.

>>718772030
I assume you're also talking about the fallout challenge run guy (mitten something?).

Well, ya see. Alcohol is bad for you full stop. But depending on how much and what you're drinking is when it goes from deadly to "oh shit nigga death is approaching"

Mittens (forget his name but remember this detail) was drinking an entire bottle of smirnoff vodka every single day for 10 years straight.

Cobes was similar but would mix it up with whiskey and other spirits every single day.

Beer? Yeah that's bad too but it doesn't hold a candle to spirits. My two uncles were Alcholics, one was and still is a beer man and is still alive and seems well at age 55. The other was a huge whiskey drinking and developed cirrhosis at age 36 (currently 45 and still alive but gave up). Beer will take a while to kill you if you're addicted. But spirits will be VERY fast.

>>718772183
josh was not a retard, he was a largely independent autistic grown man. clint attempted to steer him straight, but aside from pinning him down twice a day to brush his teeth by force, there's only so much control you can exert over another person

>>718772030
There's a massive difference between drinking a fuck ton of cans daily and drinking and entire bottle of vodka daily. One is a slow poison, the other is black mamba tier.

>it's real
>lolcows will die in your life time
>Chris chan will die in your lifetime

>>718772583
Chris will outlive all of us in a bout of cosmic irony.

>>718772030
Depends on the volume. I'm also irish and have worked in a lot of pubs. Any of the "locals" who are old ass men drinking almost daily (see: 3 or 4 glasses of whiskey a night) are living long and fine. The ones who are drinking entire bottles almost daily? They'll be lucky to live 10 years.

My granddad got big into the vodka when I was like 13, used to be a very social drinking before that, few pints per week, VERY physically fit and active for his age. but when he hit 55 he'd buy a bottle of jameson and polish it off every two days. Died of a pulmonary embolism after 4 years of this adventure.

Place your bets. Which lolcow is next?

>>718772897
Has to be boogie or wings. The fact they've lived this long is a miracle. Both of them have had small mini weight loss journeys but they also relapse back and never lose more than 30 or so pounds. I think boogie had a mini stroke on a stream a while back? Or was that click bait?

>>718772030
>>718772369
Mitten Squad was fucking depressed and extremely insecure about himself which is why he drank like there's no tomorrow. Except unlike Cobes, Mitten didn't really smoke.

>e-celeb nonsense
no one cares you colored ESL faggots

>>718770276 (OP)
That's most definitely not what's up