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Anonymous No.718771803 >>718772045 >>718772267 >>718772327 >>718772394 >>718773354 >>718773602 >>718774053 >>718774510 >>718774961
Which games are quintessentially Goth?
Anonymous No.718771848
vtmb
pathologic
Anonymous No.718771971
American McGee's Alice games
Anonymous No.718772045 >>718772396 >>718773801
>>718771803 (OP)
He would still be alive today if he hadn't cheated on his girlfriend for a cigarette
Anonymous No.718772267
>>718771803 (OP)
Bloodborne
Anonymous No.718772327 >>718772442
>>718771803 (OP)
>He was 34
Jesus christ he looked old
Anonymous No.718772394 >>718772645 >>718772695 >>718772727 >>718772985 >>718773147
>>718771803 (OP)
I hate this shit where people enable someone's decline to laugh at him then get trolls remorse. Fuck everyone who harassed this guy, he did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.718772396
>>718772045
He mixed up the unsweetened tea and the sweetened tea once at Wendy's and drove straight into the worst timeline.
Anonymous No.718772442
>>718772327
Don't do drugs and drink alcohol, kids!
Also Blood Omen
Anonymous No.718772558 >>718772734
no point in living after ozzy died
Anonymous No.718772641
F
Anonymous No.718772645
>>718772394
making fun of someone is one thing
sending booze to an alcoholic to help him drink himself to death is fucked up
Anonymous No.718772695
>>718772394
He did plenty wrong, he doesn't get a pass just because some troles liked fucking with him.
The worst that people did (other than that fat fuck from kentucky) was doordash him booze and realistically while it enabled his addiction it probably prolonged his life as without it he would have just gone out sucking dick with warlord for booze and drug money
Anonymous No.718772727 >>718773014 >>718773259
>>718772394
As an outsider looking in I dont really understand why he was a lolcow besides the fact that he looked retarded
Anonymous No.718772734
>>718772558
he died of a broken heart
Anonymous No.718772747 >>718772829 >>718772854 >>718772874
Someone said he got a care package with a bunch of food and some flower seeds, apparently those seeds are somewhat toxic so they think he might have just... eaten fucking random plant seeds and combined with his fucked up liver he just died.
Anonymous No.718772829
>>718772747
You forgot to mention the care package was from his Banshee of an EX, NakedandLaughing.
Anonymous No.718772854
>>718772747
it was the final food hack toobz
Anonymous No.718772874
>>718772747
They were rain lily seeds and if he was told that they might get him high then he would have likely tried eating or smoking them
He complained about his lungs hurting the night before he died and the symptoms he described happen to match what those seeds would cause
Anonymous No.718772881
>this happened an hour ago
never heard of this guy before, based on the photo quality i thought this was mid 2010s lolcow lore
RIP
Anonymous No.718772940
Why did he die but Nick Rekieta gets to live?
Anonymous No.718772962 >>718773043 >>718774140
What are some of his best moments? I always avoided him previously because of his disgusting habits but he seemed like an alright guy.
Anonymous No.718772985 >>718773175 >>718773562
>>718772394
Kiwitroons, unlike anons here, have post histories you can archive. This can lead to fascinating discoveries. You actually get verifiable proof lolcow stalkers are pathetic projecting losers themselves. You can trace their usernames between threads, so they'll spend hours of their life lecturing literal retards (who have the excuse of their obvious brain damage to justify their retardation) who won't or probably can't read it, about how they should be improving their lives and blah blah blah.

Then you can go to the ever present "I'm such a fucking loser" threads where they bemoan their own shitty lives. It really is all just "I need someone with a shittier life than mine to bully, because I'm a retarded faggot, but I can't stand to be the worst one."
They can't just hide behind being a disingenuous cunt and pretending their own life isn't total dogshit. Drama queens they all are, they air their own dirty laundry too freely. They can't claim to be the white father to 3 white Christian children who makes 6 figures and is 6 feet tall and has a tradwife, you can just stalk a few of them yourself and see how pathetic their shitty lives are.
Anonymous No.718773014 >>718773562
>>718772727
that's it, he's ugly and autistic and made the sin of displaying himself on the internet
that's all it takes
Anonymous No.718773043
>>718772962
The times (plural) that he ate cat food were good
He definitely just started to like eating the cat food
Anonymous No.718773140 >>718773292
Oh no, the dude who spent god knows how long drinking and eating literal garbage died, what a tragedy.
Anonymous No.718773147 >>718773224
>>718772394
He drank himself to death bro, regardless of outside shit
Anonymous No.718773175
>>718772985
sounds like someone has stable down at the farms
Anonymous No.718773205 >>718773269 >>718773801
wtf Cobes died? I loved this little Boglim like you wouldn't believe.
Anonymous No.718773224 >>718773391 >>718773471 >>718774348
>>718773147
They sent him alcohol.
Anonymous No.718773259
>>718772727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FgIKaBM3g
Anonymous No.718773269 >>718773450
>>718773205
Yeah Clint confirmed it
Anonymous No.718773292 >>718773350
>>718773140
It should have been you instead
Anonymous No.718773350
>>718773292
Follow your lolcow
Anonymous No.718773354
>>718771803 (OP)
Anonymous No.718773391
>>718773224
but its okay because he said didn't like trannies or was briefly obsessed with a girl once
Anonymous No.718773394
I wasn't actively following cobra, so this is the first time I saw his dad
no wonder that boy ain't right
Anonymous No.718773450 >>718773619
>>718773269
Fuck, gonna mix up two Cobra's Mists. One for me, and one to pour out for my homie.
Anonymous No.718773471 >>718773571 >>718773618 >>718773685
>>718773224
Sending him alcohol is the only thing that kept him from just drinking methylated spirits
The real issue is that they got him hooked on huffing duster
Anonymous No.718773537
how are the homeboys taking this?
Anonymous No.718773562
>>718773014
>>718772985
t. autistic and ugly boglims
Anonymous No.718773571 >>718773693
>>718773471
>The real issue is that they got him hooked on huffing duster
How the fuck does that even work
Anonymous No.718773602
>>718771803 (OP)
this is why closing down asylums was a mistake
Anonymous No.718773618
>>718773471
When did he start that?
Anonymous No.718773619 >>718773690 >>718774412
>>718773450
I'm never going to understand how Tactical Soap managed that level of loyalty from the boy, about the only thing that got him more fired up than saying Tactical Soap doesn't work was saying that Cobes and/or Ozzy are sickos
Anonymous No.718773639
feels like yesterday i watched him fry potatoes and nearly burn down his apartment
Anonymous No.718773685 >>718773775
>>718773471
wtf is duster
Anonymous No.718773690 >>718773820
>>718773619
if cobra is one thing, it's loyal
Anonymous No.718773693
>>718773571
They sent him cans of duster and told him that he can get high if he huffs it
He started going through something like 8 cans a day
Anonymous No.718773703 >>718774693
Give me a quick rundown on who this is
Anonymous No.718773714
I’m gonna drink myself to sleep tonight for cobes. Always felt bad for the guy. Yeah his cooking shit was weird but he never seemed like a β€œbad person” to me.

Go fly high with Ozzy, you beautiful boglin bastard
Anonymous No.718773775 >>718774145
>>718773685
You have to be underaged if you don't know what duster is.
Anonymous No.718773801 >>718773934 >>718774118
>>718772045
>>718773205
his BPD ex sent him a "care packages" that killed him by sending him lily seeds or some other type of seeds to smoke on that were poisonous and can cause death in both human and animals in some cases if inhaled in too high doses. Cobra died in excruciating pain and the last video he ever posted was on Facebook of himself looking like death and complaining about how he was shitting his ass out throughout the whole night, how he's nauseous and dizzy and that his stomach feels like its literally killing him from the inside all churning and shit. he was found dead outside of his trailer, no longer breathing and with blue lips and all that from the lack of oxygen once death fully settled in. his final moments were of him apparently trying to crawl out of his trailer to seek someone to yell for help towards because he did not have a phone to just dial 911 himself, but he didn't find anyone and just died outside on the stop then it took a while until anyone passed through the area to see that he's dead and call the ambulance.
Anonymous No.718773820 >>718773974
>>718773690
typical autist, he worked the same fast food job for years iirc and even defended the company when trolls started calling and tried to get him fired
he should've been in a group home working some menial job and gotten an allowance and no booze or cigs
kinda like chrischan, he needed help and guidance but got neither
Anonymous No.718773874
Bros...
Anonymous No.718773934
>>718773801
>he couldn't call anyone because he broke his phone in a drunken rage
That video was a cry for help.
Anonymous No.718773974
>>718773820
Early Josh was a different person entirely, he had his struggles but until that fat fuck got him fired from Wendys he was functional and could have been fine without going to a group home
Anonymous No.718774053
>>718771803 (OP)
Legacy of kain/blood omen
Minecraft
Dont starve
Terraria
Anonymous No.718774118 >>718774164
>>718773801
He was found inside by his father who was there to take him to the hospital and couldn't wake him up before spotting that his lips were blue and trying to revive him, which failed
Anonymous No.718774140
>>718772962
https://youtu.be/9ELpTHMamGE

https://youtu.be/CUFWOLQN7j0
Anonymous No.718774145
>>718773775
i've literally never heard of it
is it an american slang?
Anonymous No.718774164
>>718774118
DadCobraJFSbros that actually sounds so awful
Anonymous No.718774185
He's eatin sauce sandwiches with the big man in the sky...
Anonymous No.718774267
The Boy's not waking up and doing the very best he can today
Anonymous No.718774274
It's actually been confirmed, I was hoping it wasn't true...
Anonymous No.718774295
i find it kinda funny that both cobra and chris had imposter sagas that were just goofy guys mirroring them and it actually worked (but ultimately did no harm)
Anonymous No.718774348
>>718773224
And he bought it with all his money
Anonymous No.718774402 >>718774912
Why didn't he just go to the hospital if he felt so bad?
Anonymous No.718774412 >>718774548
>>718773619
Tactical soap didn't have to do anything. Fierce brand loyalty is a common trait in autists. Chris chan changing his mind about the PlayStation is like the exception to the rule.
Anonymous No.718774424
There's probably at least one unread message that says "Better not go live, BOY"...
Anonymous No.718774460
for any anon here with fucked up teeth
get them fixed/pulled
rotten teeth lead to heart failure
its essentially an open wound, if you had an open wound on your arm you would get that shit fixed right?
Anonymous No.718774510 >>718774563 >>718774632 >>718774646 >>718774790 >>718774990
>>718771803 (OP)
>Outlived them all.
Anonymous No.718774548
>>718774412
No other brand seemed to grab him like the soap that never helped him with his dry spell
Anonymous No.718774563
>>718774510
And DPS will outlive this bozo.
Anonymous No.718774632 >>718774758 >>718774881
>>718774510
Hilariously he actually does look and sound slightly better after his carnivore diet started, and his wife who didn't start it looks fucking terrible. Maybe there's something to it.
Anonymous No.718774646 >>718774739 >>718774756
>>718774510
All the fun or relatively harmless lolcows are dead or offline, the vile ones somehow keep living. If there is a god he's got a fucked up sense of humor.
Anonymous No.718774693
>>718773703
sexy goth badboy
Anonymous No.718774739 >>718774957
>>718774646
Ja/ck/ is harmless unless you're his shitbag son who deserved what he got
Anonymous No.718774756 >>718774957
>>718774646
Jacks first kid is fucking trannies in Thailand and is a loser meanwhile his second just became a dad. Jack was right to choke the first one out, he was physically attacking his wife. What are you supposed to do when your sixteen year old son slams into your wife in a rage?
Anonymous No.718774758 >>718774950
>>718774632
the secret ingredient is ozempic
Anonymous No.718774763 >>718774972
Chris, cyraxx, and DSP will outlive everyone in this thread.
Anonymous No.718774790 >>718774860 >>718774908
>>718774510
how did he survive 3 strokes? he always ate rawish food and drank energy drinks
Anonymous No.718774847 >>718774973 >>718774993
https://streamable.com/zobnvt
>it's real
it's so over
Anonymous No.718774860
>>718774790
he tanked it
Anonymous No.718774881
>>718774632
Carnivore diet is a meme, he's healthier because he's not eating sugary crap anymore.
Anonymous No.718774908 >>718775014
>>718774790
The strokes he survived through Jesus, he explained that
The multiple bouts of salmonella were never explained
Anonymous No.718774912
>>718774402
My guess it was his general retardation, plus thinking that it was just another ill effect from eating his garbage food hacks and spoiled roach infested burgers, like when he got some ultra spicy pizza and had to puke everything out later
Anonymous No.718774950
>>718774758
Nah, he's against all medicine/vaccines and apparently goes to some sort of quack Christian "doctor." He hates regular doctors and blames them for not fixing his arm
Anonymous No.718774957
>>718774739
>>718774756
You're right, Jack is one of the harmless ones. His only sin is being fat and stupid. I still don't know how he survived more than one stroke.
Anonymous No.718774961 >>718774985
>>718771803 (OP)
I don't know this videogame
Anonymous No.718774972
>>718774763
as long as I outlive baby andy I'm good
Anonymous No.718774973
>>718774847
jesus christ this is a brutal watch
Anonymous No.718774976
DSP is next.
Anonymous No.718774985
>>718774961
King Cobra Goth Shredder 2, its a classic.
Anonymous No.718774986
https://kick.com/madattheinternet

Kiwitroon admin is live discussing it
Anonymous No.718774990
>>718774510
God lets Jack live so he can suffer
Anonymous No.718774993
>>718774847
>praises Satan the his son is dead
Anonymous No.718775014
>>718774908
He never actually got salmonella, that was always a meme. Also he hasn't cooked his own food in about eight years now so nothing is undercooked anymore anyway
Anonymous No.718775023
I really hope this is a wakeup call to the online people that enable destructive lolcow behavior.
Terry's drumset was one thing, but Cobes "care packages" directly caused his death. The people that constantly sent him shit literally killed him.