Thread 718774512

Does Bowser pay his minions?

where the hell is her cock

>>718774512 (OP)
Where's her big floppy cock?

Where the fuck is the big juicy cock?

>>718774512 (OP)
Her dick should be flopping up and down in rhythm with her boobs

>>718774678
>>718774601
>>718774598
All me

okay we typed a similar thing 1 second apart but now you're posting exactly 1 minute apart and ruining the joke

Hey nice thread OP, just wanted to ask, where is her cock?

>>718774512 (OP)
I'd much rather work for peach.

Where the fuck are her big low hanging balls

Where is her clock? How will she make it to work on time?

>>718774598
>>718774601
>>718774678
that'll be $19.95 plus tip
https://files.catbox.moe/yhmy5h.webm

>>718774512 (OP)
Is this thread wyer posting, or just a fan of his?

>>718774512 (OP)
she's going down to fast gonna fuck up her knees like that

>>718775379
So much better
Cock should have more weight to it though
I like my cocks meaty

>>718775168
Wyer should do more toadette

>>718774512 (OP)
How did it get to a golden hourglass Chain Chomp?

>>718775381
I'm just curious about the economic policies of Bowser's Kingdom

>>718775379
>Lifting so you can fuck harder
Based

>>718775578
Post more Tamers redraws

>bimbo body
>simple features face

My fetish

>>718775379
i genuinely don't understand the appeal of futa

>>718774512 (OP)
He probably pays the goombas but chain chomps are like dogs aren't they?

>>718776278
girls have the more aesthetic bodies, boys have the more aesthetic genitals.
>b-but muh coin slot
.01% of pussies, most are pretty horrible
plus, there's a certain mutual understanding of pleasure, you know everything about a dick but you can't really know the same about a pussy

>>718776278
You have to have a certain percentage of Greek ancestry

>>718776608
kek

>>718776579
>>718776608
I understand the idea of cocks on feminine bodies and yes, penises are in fact more aesthetic and do indeed look great on a female body, but why do they always have to be massive? I don't like massive dicks and futas always have comically large cocks. Why can't they just be nicely sized sometimes, why the industrial water boiler sized dicks every time?

>>718776278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
TL;DR penis triggers sexual/competitive response in men so attaching one to a woman creates a potent response

>>718776278
I don't get the appeal of penises at all, like I don't find most porn visually appealing because I don't want to see dicks or balls.

>>718776802
dawg this is the most rat-like jewish looking guy ever i'm not listening to a 48 minute dissertation about how perverted specifically white people are while ignoring the rest of the population's habits in any given country

>>718776801
that one is harder to defend, but it mostly comes down to a slow burn of wanting "more", like people who want tits to be ever more massive with no upper limit. it's a pretty common problem where enough isn't enough

>>718776801
Giant cock is a supernormal stimuli just like any other pornographic exaggeration.

>>718776278
>he'd rather stare a dick attached to a man rather than a woman
Hah, gay

/v/ - Sexual Psychology

>>718776579
>boys have the more aesthetic genitals
>most pussies are pretty horrible
>>718776801
>and yes, penises are in fact more aesthetic and do indeed look great on a female body
>I don't like massive dicks and futas always have comically large cocks
2 gay fags or 1 gay fag arguing with himself
which is it?

>>718774512 (OP)
WYERFRAMEZ WE NEED YOU
STOP BEING BUSY WITH REAL LIFE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

>>718774512 (OP)
Is this the official /v/ futa thread?

>>718777314
no no, this one falls perfectly into the realm of philosophy

>>718777019
Idunno maybe it's just me. I'm not attracted to masculinity at all and I associate a big dick with being masculine. Putting a big veiny masculine dick on a thick feminine chick or a petite cute woman doesn't do it at all for me.

>>718777345
i'm replying to a fag right now

>>718776801
>I understand the idea of cocks on feminine bodies
What
>and yes, penises are in fact more aesthetic and do indeed look great on a female body
I don't think that's a normal thing to think

For me. It's hard degenerate

>>718777019
Some people treat porn the way some treat alcohol, stops being about the quality of what you’re imbibing in and starts being about getting a “bigger hit”. That’s how you end up with the people who are into strange paraphilia and eventually shit that makes no goddamn sense at all.

>>718777489
it is, roast beef is fucking miserable to look at
that's not even an unusual opinion, normalfags have that one too

>>718777484
Great for you for accepting who you are. :)

>>718777484
1 gay fag then?
ok

>>718777569
god, i'm so based it hurts

for me it's big sloppy hypnotic kisses from piranha plant girls

>>718777489
>I don't think that's a normal thing to think
We're literally discussing futa, anon. Hello?

Why do you people always feel the need to justify to others what you jack off to?

>>718776278
Go look up the Kinsey Scale, there's a lot more faggots than you think.

>>718777639
Take your meds then :)

>>718777367
MORE

>>718777674
Because you have an entire board for your shit bruv :)

>>718777714
What's this? Source?

>>718774512 (OP)

What yhe fuck is that shit?

>>718774512 (OP)
this character needs more sexo animations, I want to cum inside her golden pussy
>>718774598
cringe

>>718777674
I need the anonymous person over the Internet to know I don't like it in a gay way. It's crucial to my mental health

>>718774512 (OP)
im really high and that thought that was Kraft Punk with titties

>>718777786
Rondo Duo,

>>718777769
there's like 5 boards for it

>>718774512 (OP)

What the fuck is that shit???

>>718777769
Yeah it's /v/

>>718777874
>>718777796
i saw that you bitch

>>718777874
>>718777796
You needed the extra question marks?

>>718777873
>>718777884
/d/ is two blocks down the road friends :)

>>718777000
trips of truth

>>718777969
didn't ask :)

>>718777674
Derail bait. Works every time for wannabe jannies

>>718774598
in your ass

>>718776278
Futa on female I can understand, because it's straight sex with the most amount of woman possible in it.
Futa on male though is the gayest faggot shit ever.

>>718777796
What the fuck is that shit?????

>>718776170
It's the fucking best.

>>718777690
I’m just of the belief there’s an innate level of bisexuality in most animals. Probably stems from a combination of an evolutionary history of pack life, the more unrestricted mating practices of what came before, and our genetic knowhow of what the ideal mate were supposed to be is.

>>718777651
Big based

>>718778001
Doesn't matter ;)

>>718776278
love women
love cocks
simple as

>>718778141
move it then, jannoid
or if you aren't, just wait for applications to open again ;)

>>718774512 (OP)
Wyer is usually meh. His only really good animation is the rosalina and piranha plants one.

>>718776278
You’re straight

>>718778198
didn't ask :)

>>718777651
>>718778120
Best vid is the one where the PP kisses Daisy so hard that she cums from that alone.

>>718777550
I mean
You don't have sex with your eyes, you do it with your penis, what a vagina looks like doesn't matter as much as how it feels.
The "aesthetic appeal" of a penis doesn't really matter when it comes to what you cum to. I'm not usually selecting my jerkoff material by some artistic standard, it's whatever gets me hard.
(And seeing penises does not do that, quite the opposite)

Let me be clear: if you do find penises sexually attractive, there's nothing wrong with that. Society has room for all kinds of sexualities. But to act like it's some standard is very odd.

>>718778318
Rosalina's dogpile is better

>>718776278
Leave before you turn into a closeted faggot who argues that whores with dicks are hetero.

>/v/ lusts after super Mario characters with dicks

Recession indicator

>>718778419
>whores with dicks are hetero
That's impossible. Liking futa makes you bisexual, period.

>>718774512 (OP)
>>718777674
Looks built to inflate until she explodes (non lethally)

>>718774512 (OP)
What the fuck is that shit??????????

>>718776278
you love cock but are in denial so you slap a cock on a woman and pretend to be straight