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Anonymous No.718779291 >>718779472 >>718780840 >>718784448 >>718785146 >>718785413 >>718785874 >>718787517 >>718787649 >>718787732 >>718788386 >>718789921 >>718791124 >>718791427 >>718792595 >>718792903 >>718793670 >>718793987 >>718794308 >>718794771
post yfw ur 0 hp
Anonymous No.718779472 >>718780882 >>718785045
>>718779291 (OP)
>i guess i die now
Anonymous No.718780840
>>718779291 (OP)
His neurons are borked
Anonymous No.718780882
>>718779472
No point in even fighting it at that point. Just gotta hope it's quick.
Anonymous No.718781569 >>718783961 >>718785626 >>718792114 >>718793120
>tfw you fail the boss rush
Anonymous No.718783961 >>718785278 >>718785343 >>718785746 >>718786595 >>718787129
>>718781569
Birds eat their prey alive and bears sometimes, too.
Anonymous No.718784448
>>718779291 (OP)
Can't he still tech out of the grab? Looks like he's got 1 hp left.
Anonymous No.718784475
turd worlder thread.

you will never be white.
Anonymous No.718785045
>>718779472
it's probably already dead
Anonymous No.718785146
>>718779291 (OP)
did he dieded?
Anonymous No.718785278
>>718783961
Most animals eat the prey alive. Until it's dead from being eaten alive, then they eat it dead.
Anonymous No.718785343 >>718792979
>>718783961
A lot of animals swallow their living prey whole, anon. Frogs, snails, fish, birds.
Anonymous No.718785413
>>718779291 (OP)
2025 /v/ is full of zoomer phone posters, they have reaction images saved anywhere.
Anonymous No.718785451 >>718785736 >>718785884 >>718786532 >>718791045 >>718791936 >>718793840
>When you solo a dungeon
Anonymous No.718785626 >>718789278
>>718781569
Nature is terrifying
Anonymous No.718785736 >>718785914
>>718785451
wtf did it eat
Anonymous No.718785746 >>718786356 >>718792482 >>718792803
>>718783961
The only animals that don't eat prey alive are cats, spiders and humans.
Anonymous No.718785874 >>718786076 >>718789235
>>718779291 (OP)
Uhhh monkey beating threads get 404'd but this is okay??????
Anonymous No.718785884
>>718785451
This is fake. It's played in reverse.
Anonymous No.718785914 >>718786102
>>718785736
Don't think he managed to eat any of them, he still scared them out so W
Anonymous No.718786071 >>718790814
ceil (0.0000001); // 1hp
Anonymous No.718786076
>>718785874
Monkey beating/torture is fucked up because it's always some sick demented subhuman freak who just wants them to suffer. Animals in nature are just trying to survive. Behead all animal torturers.
Anonymous No.718786102
>>718785914
pretty sure it came out looking a little thicker in places or maybe i was just seeing shit
Anonymous No.718786180 >>718791223
Anonymous No.718786217
Anonymous No.718786356 >>718790060
>>718785746
Some humans*
Anonymous No.718786532 >>718792080
>>718785451
I wish snakes had more social intelligence and made better pets.
Anonymous No.718786595
>>718783961
Birds eat bears alive?
Are these tiny bears or giant birds?
Anonymous No.718786728
this is obscure
Anonymous No.718786915 >>718788918 >>718792345 >>718792821 >>718793368
Anonymous No.718787129 >>718787972
>>718783961
There used to be an owl that would hunt the cats in my neighborhood, brutal stuff
Anonymous No.718787137 >>718787408 >>718788105
>0 hp
>temp death resist kicks in
>damage scales with missing health
Anonymous No.718787408
>>718787137
cinema
Anonymous No.718787517
>>718779291 (OP)
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.718787518
That defeated look of acceptance.
Anonymous No.718787649
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718787732
>>718779291 (OP)
>0 hp
>but the mission is complete
Anonymous No.718787972 >>718793294
>>718787129
and that's why cats belong indoors
Anonymous No.718788105 >>718788339 >>718793369
>>718787137
Holy cow, flight of the dragons. The dragon here is voiced by the late James Earl Jones. This movie is about a science nerd designing a ttrpg that gets isekai'd into his own game by the wizard character he created who tells him that the plot of his 'game' is actually the distant past that he subconsciously projected onto his ttrpg creation and that he's some kind of arthurian chosen one who has to go back in time to kill James Earl Jones. Incredibly convoluted variant of the isekai premise. In this scene, he realizes that "magic" is powered by belief and since he believes in science, he starts naming basic science facts like "E equals MC squared" and "energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred" and shit like that while the fuckin dragon is just going through these magic words like "alakazam, bibbity bobbidy boo, wubba lubba dub dub" and thats how he gets 100% fire resistance. Pretty amusing little animated movie if you can find it.
Anonymous No.718788339 >>718789286 >>718791487
>>718788105
You're mixing the scenes up, fren.
That's Sir Orrin defeating the dragon that resisted the sleep spell.
James Earl Jones is the wizard controlling them, and he's the one that gets blown the fuck out by the nerd.
Anonymous No.718788386 >>718789276
>>718779291 (OP)
i feel bad for him
Anonymous No.718788918
>>718786915
>"No... nothing happened...!"
Anonymous No.718789235
>>718785874
You literally can watch videos of monkeys being brutally devoured by komodo dragons, crocs, eagles, etc, on youtube and even find playlists full of that content.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTrbY45qJ2dcT8xw1vd7SKUD3lOe_eEJN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4huEBZADL60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j653hrx6zHw
Anonymous No.718789276
>>718788386
Do not, he knew the risks and consequences of his actions, he fucked up and accepted his fate, rules of nature at its finest.
Anonymous No.718789278 >>718790152
>>718785626
But not as terrifying as what humans are capable of
Anonymous No.718789286 >>718790383
>>718788339
Oh, yeah yeah, thats right. The science factoids as magic spell incantations part was so retarded that it infected all my memories of this movie. Fun little movie though, thanks for reminding me, fren
Anonymous No.718789921 >>718790816
>>718779291 (OP)
Status: confusion
Anonymous No.718790060
>>718786356
non-whites aren't human
Anonymous No.718790152 >>718790940 >>718792234 >>718793635 >>718794132
>>718789278
This I saw a Chinese faggot torture and skin a kitten alive named fireball over several hours. Humans should be erased
Anonymous No.718790262
Anonymous No.718790383
>>718789286
any time
Anonymous No.718790814
>>718786071
the fuck is wrong with shitoko race nigger?
Anonymous No.718790816
>>718789921
Would torture.
Anonymous No.718790940
>>718790152
what does that have to do with humans?
Anonymous No.718791045
>>718785451
>infestation gone
>pet food sorted
Anonymous No.718791124
>>718779291 (OP)
>"Nothin personal Frank"
>"Yeah I know Joey, 's no problem."
>"Alright man, how's the wife?"
">We have our ups and do-"
Anonymous No.718791223
>>718786180
"Just get it over with, I'll save you a seat in Hell."
Anonymous No.718791282
Anonymous No.718791427
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718791487
>>718788339
Ommadon is based af even if his defeat is corny as hell
Anonymous No.718791772 >>718792204 >>718792331
Forgive me frens...i had to
Anonymous No.718791936
>>718785451
this needs cartoon bonk and slide whistle noises
Anonymous No.718791964 >>718792410
Why do people want to torture monkeys so bad?
Anonymous No.718792080
>>718786532
Me too
Anonymous No.718792114 >>718793393
>>718781569
>jesus wept
Anonymous No.718792204
>>718791772
THIS IS MY YEAR, THANKS DAISY
Anonymous No.718792234
>>718790152
The chinese are not fully human. They are in a leagur of their own with their widespread lack of empathy.
Anonymous No.718792331 >>718792703
>>718791772
I actually got one for the first time this year
Then she cheated on me
Anonymous No.718792345
>>718786915
>Lay it on me doc, how bad is it?
Anonymous No.718792410 >>718792778
>>718791964
The monkeys are ugly, can you think of an uglier mammal? (hard mode: no humans)
Anonymous No.718792482 >>718792687 >>718793027 >>718793620
>>718785746
Cats play with their food so that the stress the prey experiences releases molecules that help cats digest their flesh.
While we are at it: cats hunted mice because their food was lacking nutrients. It's only since the 80s that we exactly know what they need, hence less and less cats go hunting. They simply don't need to anymore.
Anonymous No.718792595
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718792687 >>718793708 >>718794023
>>718792482
I constantly feed my cat ham and sausages and raw meat, and he will still go out and hunt pigeons.
Anonymous No.718792703
>>718792331
Don't worry bro. Women are basically children. When you feel like being with one again go ahead, entertain her. As soon as you stop doing it if the oportunity of cheating is presented to her she'll take it.
Way more women cheat on men and never say a word because "it was nothing". Mark my words.
Don't belive me? Ask your mum over and over and she'll confess.
Anonymous No.718792778 >>718792925
>>718792410
platypuses
Anonymous No.718792803
>>718785746
>Cats
Felines in general
Also scavengers like vultures and hyenas
I'm sure there are more
Anonymous No.718792821 >>718793245
>>718786915
>I'm fine bro, just tired
Anonymous No.718792903
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718792925
>>718792778
Those are cool, tho.
Anonymous No.718792979
>>718785343
your mom
Anonymous No.718793027
>>718792482
That's fucking retarded, cats play with their food because it's mentally stimulating.
Anonymous No.718793120 >>718793226 >>718794395
>>718781569
>wild life lover
this is some fucked up gore site isnt it
Anonymous No.718793226
>>718793120
or bestiality
Anonymous No.718793245
>>718792821
>I'm right behind you lemme catch my breath
Anonymous No.718793294 >>718793338
>>718787972
then who will feed the owls?
Anonymous No.718793338
>>718793294
Chihuahuas or any other small dog.
Anonymous No.718793368 >>718793609 >>718793691
>>718786915
Is this real
Anonymous No.718793369
>>718788105
that movie sucked so fucking hard
Anonymous No.718793393
>>718792114
>and to think... i hesitated
Anonymous No.718793609 >>718793782
>>718793368
I think so. The story is that the dog froze the death and scavengers at the remains.
Anonymous No.718793620
>>718792482
youre chinese arent you
Anonymous No.718793635
>>718790152
Looked it up and this is actually real, I'm sad I even read the description of it. Fuck china forever. god they're so fucked.
Anonymous No.718793670
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718793691
>>718793368
Nah, is AI generated.
Anonymous No.718793708
>>718792687
well yeah duh, you cant torture a sausage so it releases the magic mystery molecules that cats crave
Anonymous No.718793782 >>718793913
>>718793609
>the dog froze the death and scavengers at the remains
that's some powerful wizard dog, dog
Anonymous No.718793840 >>718794118
>>718785451
What if snake didn't come back?
Anonymous No.718793885
>animal gore thread
I don't like this video game
Anonymous No.718793913 >>718794024
>>718793782
I tend to think faster than I can type. The dog froze to death; the scavengers ate the remains.
Anonymous No.718793987 >>718794421 >>718794754
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718794023
>>718792687
That's exactly the reason it hunts pigeons, lol. Have you seen a pigeon without feathers? It's tiny.
Anonymous No.718794024 >>718794102
>>718793913
i got that, but your typo was better than the intended stuff
Anonymous No.718794102
>>718794024
I know
Anonymous No.718794118
>>718793840
Snake, what happened? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
Anonymous No.718794132 >>718794321
>>718790152
Theres an entire internet group of the fucking subhumans. A few of them were doxxed but never faced any repercussions because they had family in the party. One had to move to Canada because people were showing up at his house.
Anonymous No.718794308
>>718779291 (OP)
>ywn make a living """nature photos""" by hurling fucking baby baboons to crocodiles

why live?
Anonymous No.718794321 >>718794494
>>718794132
you're telling me chinks are doing vigilante shit to these niggerchinks?
Anonymous No.718794395
>>718793120
99% of komodo killing things videos are staged yes, especially when its a monkey, an animal that lives in a tree for most of its life
Anonymous No.718794421
>>718793987
>dasabi
lol
Anonymous No.718794494
>>718794321
they fight over the carcasses
Anonymous No.718794754
>>718793987
I won't lie, I was expecting the metallic arm to fall violently and break her head.
Anonymous No.718794771
>>718779291 (OP)
Anonymous No.718795302