Thread 718779712

“True sons of Skyrim” the second they go home:

>wanting to be with someone that's covered in fur
must be a Nord thing. I'll stick with flesh.

>>718779819
>>718779712 (OP)
I'm not convinced, I need evidence

>>718779712 (OP)
guys my wife keeps coughing up hairballs late at night and waking me up and occasionally she licks me with her barbed lounge randomly

>>718779712 (OP)
I have an actual cat and I'd never be with a cat woman, the hair shedding is a nightmare.
Plus, elves exist.

marge is so sexy. homer is a lucky man

>>718779925
Sneed

>>718779712 (OP)
>cat breath
vomit

Argonian wife curled up against you during winter

>>718779712 (OP)
Brown zoomer spic made this thread

>>718779712 (OP)
why are they furfags?

>>718779819
>>718781487
Biology is crazy stuff. It’s kind of amazing that the human brain can be repulsed by a sexy feline woman simply because “eww cat hair” but will then excuse having a human women who gets her body oils, dead skin slakes, and other excrement stains all over the sheets you lay in.

homer is into /furNTR/

>>718783490

Do me a favor and go jump off a cliff.

>>718784262
Anon this episode is older than you.

>>718779712 (OP)
Skyrim cats are too cat-like to find attractive. I don't mind body fur but the head needs to be more human like for me

Not saying it's a bad thing, just that I'm not attracted to it

>>718784940
dont you mean chuck off one?

>>718779819
Soft fur feels great against bare skin. Even better when it's cold.

>>718785037
Nobody cares about your anime “catgirl” trash, weeb.

>>718785069

Chuck, hurl, leap, jump, whatever. Just end his life.

>>718784821
You're not reincarnated as a furry yet

>>718784940
oh look its boconigger
kill yourself tendie bootlick

>>718784940
>go jump off a cliff.
how about to go fuck off a cliff and go suck off a cliff?

>>718785147
Chuck, fuck, Sneed, feed, whatever.

I’ll just stick with the real Catwoman thank you very much.

>>718785143
Weebs > furries

>>718785037
Daggerfall has humanoid catgirls
Wonder if Elderscrolls 6 will keep the kitty people or bring back the catmen

>khajit
pig disgusting

>>718785383
think about more more popular catwoman would be if she were a cat-woman

Pitch me a Isle of Doctor Moreau game, /v/

>>718779819
I think the appeal is tactile stimming

>>718785037
they should be more humanoid with hair and cat ears i don't give a fuck

>>718785596

FPS. I think they did that once. Beast...something.

>>718785596
It's just a game about vivisection

>>718785792
Beast Within?

>>718785792
Oh yeah... That Slavjank computer game... Vivisector. I totally forgot about that.

>>718785971
A baby! A human baby!

it do be like that, one way or another

>>718785912

Yeah, that one.

>>718785971
You learned about it from Civvie, didn't you? So did I.

Inside you there are two wolves. They both joined the Empire

>>718784821
Being horny actually suppresses your brains ability to feel disgust so you can do the hanky panky

>>718786362
Unfortunately, yes.

>>718786372
ROMULUS
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>>718779819
humans still have fur anon, it's just shitty and thin as fuck.

Amazing how something as basic as
>girl + extra fluff for even comfier cuddling
can be considered so controversial

>>718784938
cucking is hot if the cucker is sexy

>>718787363
It's bestiality you fucking degenerate. Of course it's "controversial" you fucking pervert motherfucker.

>>718787556
>bestiality
You can literally have a khajiit and humanoid races marry in Skyrim

>>718784938
Why are white people like this?

>>718787936
>Video game is full of degenerate shit
Yes, and?

>>718788147
>t. nord roastie

>>718788115
They are yellow.

>>718788115
They're clearly yellow.

>>718788536
>>718788539
Next you're going to tell me that the green people in Doug WEREN'T stand-ins for niggers.

>>718788746

No no, BLUE was for black people.

>>718779819
If you can’t handle rugburn, you’re not a man

>>718779712 (OP)
Damn it, the Simpsons used to be decent.

Post thick argonian bitches

>>718788803
>Retard sees green
>Calls it blue
Get your eyes checked, lmfao.

>>718787363
It's literally faggots who are in violent denial.

>>718784821
>but will then excuse having a human women who gets her body oils, dead skin slakes, and other excrement stains all over the sheets you lay in.
please stop talking about your mother like that

I want a redguard wife

>>718784821
Well yes, it's normal for the brain to not want you attracted to a different species that you can't reproduce with.

>>718789573

Maybe he's Japanese.

>>718789992
Jej

>>718786010
Can I ask leftwing Nazis what species and gender their wifes are?

>>718790107
it's also male fox creatures

>>718785528
She was once. No one gave a shit.

Ahnassi.... wife.....

>>718790867
This has to be the nicest thing anyone in Morrowind ever says to you.

>>718791024
todd can be alright sometimes

>>718784938
lmao this can't be real

>>718790867
>Please forgive Ahnassi, if she purrs like a kitten.

>>718790867
She is playing you to do her criminal dirty work you brainless simp.

>>718790313
being transformed into a monster and having to marry another monster of the same species while not being happy about that does things to my race traitor dick

>>718779712 (OP)
I'm playing as a female khajiit in my current Skyrim playthrough, who should I marry?

>>718793983
Everyone so you can legally "borrow" their possessions because they are yours now right? The law says so!

>>718789573
Skeeter is clearly blue. In fact, in one episode, Doug mentions Skeeter to his sister and she asks "Is he the green one?" to which Doug replies "No, that's Roger." To wit, you're assertion is incorrect.

>>718794223
>you're assertion is incorrect
>you're
Opinion discarded.

>>718789573
Based color blind retard shitskin

>>718787541
based and netorase-pilled

>>718789573
Hes kinda more of a teal color than blue.

>>718784821
Yiff in hell

>>718790867
https://on.soundcloud.com/67VeEUiW17mEmgtJeB
Skywind can't come soon enough