Thread 718780243

>"Oh sweet, a new indie game trailer!"
>Procedural generation
>Post-processing overload
>Faux-PS1 graphics
>Faux-Japanese

Name one (1) that had a trailer this year.

>>718780657
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3034070/Spy_Drops/

>>718780243 (OP)
>>718780628

If I see that VHS effect one more time...

>>718780243 (OP)
oh, it's a monkey, I thought I was looking at some kind of abomination and had to enter the thread to confirm.

vidya for this feel?

i look like this

>it has the PS1 filter
>but realtime lighting, projected shader shadows, normal maps, models with 100k triangles, per pixel spotlights, realtime indirect light, SSR reflections...

If I see deck, rogue, or vania I immediately skip.

>>718780895
this game looks like it has a trans flag placed somewhere in it

>>718781746
I will now listen to your explanations about this macaque having such a contemptous stare.

>>718780243 (OP)
>Faux-PS1 graphics
Few things worse than this.
>modern dynamic lighting instead of vertex lighting or low-res lightmaps
>texture colors obviously aren't palettized
>horrible artifacting and noise from texture baking from 10 million polygons to 100 instead of just learning how to use an image editor
>somehow lower-poly and has less detailed textures than actual games of the time
>any dithering is just a bayer matrix layered on the screen
>needs 16GB of RAM and runs like ass

>>718781746
Battlefield 6

>>718780243 (OP)
Just do a real PS1 game like this dude on twitter.

9 Sols was kino.

>"oh cool another indie i wonder what-"
>le comfy low poly 3D farming sim

>>718780243 (OP)
What's faux Japanese

>>718780657
>somehow lower-poly and has less detailed textures than actual games of the time
it's always either this or it has Dreamcast/PS2 level poly counts coupled with the ultra low res textures and ends up looking incredibly disjointed.
Boltgun had this problem to a degree, the gorgeous late 90s-esque maps clashed badly with the more Doom/Duke like sprites for the weapons and enemies.
>>718783586
Game tries to be like a Japanese made PS1/SNES game but lacks any of the charming nuances that makes Japanese games appealing because it's made by dopey westerners.

>>718783472
Come now, wtf

>>718782231
Plenty of animals are disgusted by humans

>>718780628
Came here to post this.
I fucking loathe rogue slop.

>>718783989
Glad I never experienced that. Sounds atrocious.

Oh dude, I love threads where /v/ermin scream that they don't even play indie games and just spam a bunch of fanfiction.

>>718784630
Which is sad af, there are some good games that l played, but l quit because it is roguelike

>>718781746
This monkey looks more conscious and intelligent than 60% of people on the streets of any first-world country, and 90% on those of any third-world country.

>>718780243 (OP)
>>Faux-Japanese
This is the fucking worst and it's so common. It's such a boner kill. Tired of all these countries aping Japan's style. YWNBJ

roguelike movement is the peak kino spot between real time and turn based i do not understand why more games do not make use of it

>>718781686
This monkey is ironically a lot less abominable than most hominids.

>>718785667
And 100% more than you, huh

>>718785296
I love the constant pissing on low poly like the 5 guy indie team working out of a shed with the combined budget of a used ford focus is gonna spend the limited time & energy they have at their second job to generate high end models instead of just working on finishing the game within a 3 year timeframe

>>718780243 (OP)
>>718781746
>>718782981
>>718786969
What are these monkeys called?

>>718784625
I heard that cockroaches find us gross, but elephants find us cute.

>>718787945
Muhcocks

>>718785296
Yeah man, it's the eternal cycle. Indie gets popular /v/ screeches about how it's fake nostalgia garbage same dudes play 200 more hours of Binding of Isaac and call it "soul." You just know half the thread didn't even boot up the exe, they're too busy sniffing their own farts over polygon counts and shader authenticity.

>>718781746
Demon's Souls remake when it comes to PC.

>>718782231
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aag20MkSUEc
>Her name is XingXing, she is a one armed Monkey
>She lives with an old lady in a Monastery in China
>She is very expressive, and likes people who feed her favorite foods but has little patience for people who bring her nothing
>She bares her teeth and chases people away, it usually works as nobody would want to get bitten by a monkey
>In reality it's all for show and if you ignore her she will give up and get sad

>>718791334
>She is very expressive, and likes people who feed her favorite foods but has little patience for people who bring her nothing
Don't they like bananas?

>game uses PS1 aesthetic that people like
>autistic retards get mad that it doesn't use the PS1's hardware limitations ,entirely missing the point about what people like about the art style to begin with
Nothing worse than "The PS1 couldn't do that!" autists.