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Anonymous No.718783898 >>718783990 >>718786159 >>718786168 >>718786761 >>718787545 >>718788764 >>718789340 >>718792008 >>718794147 >>718795425 >>718795481 >>718795757 >>718795931 >>718796512 >>718797554 >>718797614 >>718797703 >>718804774 >>718804912 >>718804949 >>718805552 >>718806012 >>718807031 >>718813342 >>718831589 >>718833482 >>718835858 >>718839137 >>718840428 >>718841035
they're writting like shit nowadays
do you miss ideal duo in your vidya?
Anonymous No.718783990 >>718784905
>>718783898 (OP)
That's me on the left but the goblin girl is taking a huge shit on the right
Anonymous No.718784905
>>718783990
you know she cant have coffee.
Anonymous No.718785127 >>718796204
Post the edit where he's enjoying his fetish.
Anonymous No.718785631 >>718789431 >>718804019 >>718836529
Isekai'd man
And
Cute witch that summoned him to a world with next to no men(cuckquean)
Anonymous No.718785945 >>718786167 >>718798987
>not studying and becoming a world renowned alchemist for the sake of creating a permanent intelligence increasing elixir for the sake of (slightly) uplifting your retarded goblin wife
Anonymous No.718786069 >>718824108
>inexperienced young prince
>his absent mentor
warcraft 3 was kino
Anonymous No.718786159 >>718794298 >>718795914 >>718850691
>>718783898 (OP)
Anonymous No.718786167 >>718798987
>>718785945
>she drinks the potion then becomes a sobbing wreck until it wears off, at which point she continues chewing your arm
Anonymous No.718786168 >>718839080
>>718783898 (OP)
she'd be mating pressed & carried on dick 24/7, inaccurate image
Anonymous No.718786590
>well meaning naive knight just starting out
>fairy companion on her 500th hero due to immortality who is barely going through the motions at this point
Anonymous No.718786672 >>718789103 >>718803546 >>718831104 >>718838903 >>718841035 >>718846281 >>718850752
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.718786761 >>718787301
>>718783898 (OP)
>didn't know the difference between a western goblin and a jap one
that was all on you, nigga
Anonymous No.718787161
for me its large cow/minotaur woman that eats a little too much and average human male
Anonymous No.718787283
Anonymous No.718787301 >>718787419 >>718813051 >>718813251 >>718813434 >>718832840
>>718786761
nobody had a fetish for japanese goblins, because they're so human like that being into them doesn't count as a fetish, same for most "monster girls" made by slant-eyes
Anonymous No.718787406 >>718787564 >>718788656 >>718789219 >>718789745 >>718790079 >>718790161 >>718793817 >>718794620 >>718795267 >>718795481 >>718804279 >>718806294 >>718806540 >>718812956 >>718829074 >>718837365 >>718837497 >>718853878 >>718853945
Anonymous No.718787419 >>718833031 >>718835407
>>718787301
im still mad about what they did to the lizard girls
Anonymous No.718787545 >>718787985 >>718790179 >>718790280 >>718796712 >>718804687 >>718823169 >>718834814
>>718783898 (OP)
Anonymous No.718787564 >>718788098 >>718792742 >>718805684 >>718831118
>>718787406
theres an anime this season thats sorta like that. its about a socially awkward hero that doesnt know hes OP as fuck and 3 women that, for different reasons, want to kill him so they join his party.
Anonymous No.718787795 >>718788513 >>718790358 >>718794060 >>718794275 >>718799435
Anonymous No.718787985 >>718789270 >>718801234 >>718803747 >>718806503
>>718787545
Anonymous No.718788098 >>718788218 >>718792742
>>718787564
Name? Sounds funny.
Anonymous No.718788218 >>718789546
>>718788098
its kinda slop but its got some chuckles outta me. The Stunned Hero and the Assassin Princesses
Anonymous No.718788260 >>718795090
Anonymous No.718788513
>>718787795
MGS2 tanker section
Anonymous No.718788656
>>718787406
I vaguely remember an inverse of this. The villain keeps nearly scoring, but then he does shit like cause an intergalactic genocide because aliens keep fucking with earth and she's too nice to just kill them all to set an example.
Anonymous No.718788764
>>718783898 (OP)
>Start AI goblin chat
>We hang, I decide to reveal I'm a wizard
>Goblin thinks this is God-like power
>Turns in to the goblin sitting on my lap watching adventurers raiding one of my vaults and I ask the goblin how she'd deal with them if she had unlimited magic
>Comes up with the cartooniest shit like making each piece of the knight's armor alive and talking, and any time the female wizard tries to cast a spell she farts glitter instead
Somehow this has led to far better gaps than just goblin sex
Anonymous No.718789103
>>718786672
Hey I've seen this
Anonymous No.718789219 >>718838960
>>718787406
This is literally Carrot from Nightwatch
Anonymous No.718789270
>>718787985
based anon
Anonymous No.718789340
>>718783898 (OP)
Reminds me of that one guy who loved scat from watching porn videos but then tried it irl and got scarred for life after he paid a prostitute to shit on his chest
Anonymous No.718789431 >>718803907 >>718805931
>>718785631
Anonymous No.718789527 >>718794596 >>718798410
Anonymous No.718789546 >>718789770 >>718790149 >>718798469 >>718798862 >>718809198 >>718813885
>>718788218
>look it up expecting some kirito lookalike ricecel self-insert MC
>it's actually a gigachad
Nta but pleasantly surprised. The girls look nice as well. Will give it a go.
Anonymous No.718789745 >>718791963 >>718841816
>>718787406
There's a captain america issue where a villain girl threatens to crash the plane with both of them inside if he doesn't have sex with her.
Anonymous No.718789770 >>718793345
>>718789546
I really miss when japs used to make absolute mountains as protagonists. Now it's like "wow he's tall!" and the guy's like 5'8.
Anonymous No.718790032 >>718794229 >>718794305 >>718795267 >>718795438 >>718795481 >>718796281 >>718813979 >>718832024 >>718834814 >>718851031
Anonymous No.718790079 >>718791404 >>718792720 >>718797197 >>718797640 >>718806483 >>718813248 >>718820005 >>718830970
>>718787406
This is actually a good manga. It's drawn by the guy that drew that comic about the peace loving Orc and the Elf that wants his dick.
Anonymous No.718790149
>>718789546
He's extremely shy and passes out when they touch or look at him a certain way. Still kinda nice that he's muscular and powerful, though.
Anonymous No.718790161 >>718808054 >>718814226
>>718787406
Anonymous No.718790179
>>718787545
Anonymous No.718790280
>>718787545
Let's mug em!
Anonymous No.718790358
>>718787795
artemis fowl
Anonymous No.718790392 >>718799338 >>718799517 >>718815340 >>718818563 >>718833671
Anonymous No.718791404
>>718790079
Oh good, someone posted it so I don't have to.
Anonymous No.718791963
>>718789745
I kinda wish western comics would do more stupid fanservicey shit like that. Even though "Fuck me or I crash the plane" is normally beyond what I want from fanservice it's also stupid and fun and a lot of capeshit benefits from stupid and fun
Anonymous No.718792008 >>718792475 >>718795334 >>718797515 >>718798562 >>718798936 >>718798973 >>718804289 >>718808017 >>718823113 >>718830526 >>718832628 >>718832838
>>718783898 (OP)
Anonymous No.718792475 >>718814262 >>718855825
>>718792008
Anonymous No.718792720 >>718793248 >>718813248 >>718823758
>>718790079
It hurts to know that it's over and that it'll never get a proper anime adaptation.
Anonymous No.718792742
>>718787564
>>718788098
The Manga is kinda fun.
Anonymous No.718793248 >>718793570 >>718820005 >>718823758 >>718833192
>>718792720
It had a good ending. Also Jin is cooking up something new. He has been dropping draw streams on NicoNico lately designing characters. New one looks like some sort of witch with a very big hat and a street thug buddy comedy/romance.
Anonymous No.718793345 >>718793959 >>718802723 >>718803057
>>718789770
It's korean not Japanese, but surviving the game as a barbarian is pretty cool for this, guy winds up as a 7ft tall berserker stacking CON and regen to tank rather than the usual "I'm super smart because I am the only one who knows the secret dump everything into agility strat" glass cannon
Anonymous No.718793570
>>718793248
>big hat
I'm sold.
Anonymous No.718793817
>>718787406
kino
Anonymous No.718793959 >>718794075 >>718794360 >>718795128 >>718795705 >>718795793 >>718796080 >>718799116 >>718799497 >>718801896 >>718803958 >>718804256 >>718804390 >>718804896 >>718818010 >>718829625
>>718793345
There is a gook webnovel I am reading called "A Medieval Knight in a Wuxia Novel." About a Korean that gets isekaied into a western dark fantasy video game, gets enslaved by the Saracens while on Crusade, then highjacks the ship with the other slaves, decides to head east away from the Turks, the ship crashes on the coast of China, and then he realizes he is actually in a Chinese Wuxia webnovel. His super power is just being 6'8" and weighing 280 lbs. Shit is hilarious you have these entire scenes of dudes talking about how they have been cultivating for 2000 years to become ascended sword saints and he just goes, "lol warhammer" and gibs their skulls in while their pathetic little chinky swords bounce off of his plate armor. Also every single woman in the entire series latches onto him and fawns over his golden hair and blue eyes and he keeps "no way fag" them because they are little slant eyed bugwomen.
Anonymous No.718794060
>>718787795
Snarky can be fun too.
Anonymous No.718794075 >>718794167 >>718818010
>>718793959
speaking of
Anonymous No.718794147
>>718783898 (OP)
>4channer
>regret
go back 2 twitter
Anonymous No.718794167
>>718794075
It's really fucking funny
Anonymous No.718794229 >>718794305
>>718790032
I love this one
Anonymous No.718794275
>>718787795
Jensen & Pritchard
Anonymous No.718794298 >>718795274
>>718786159
MY ASS
Anonymous No.718794305 >>718795294 >>718796419 >>718798486 >>718816164 >>718816563
>>718790032
>>718794229
true ending
Anonymous No.718794360
>>718793959
Would be kino without the "gook gets isekaid" part.
Anonymous No.718794596 >>718831225
>>718789527
Literally just Guts.
Anonymous No.718794620
>>718787406
My introduction to this trope was the gravity bitch in the Buzz Lightyear cartoon, fuck that was a good show.
Anonymous No.718795090
>>718788260
BWC slut
Anonymous No.718795128 >>718795723
>>718793959
>6'8" and weighing 280 lbs
He would have been a fucking Goliath even in Europe at the time but it's funny watching other Asians dunk on Chinese Wuxia.
Anonymous No.718795267
>>718787406
This is true
>>718790032
kek
Anonymous No.718795274 >>718797425
>>718794298
Anonymous No.718795294
>>718794305
Nice
Anonymous No.718795334
>>718792008
wtf now I have to delete my cache before th
Anonymous No.718795425 >>718807759
>>718783898 (OP)
The plucky human engineer x the powerful anthro demigoddess
Anonymous No.718795438 >>718806556 >>718842212 >>718852470
>>718790032
We need this to be a thing. Close we got is in Ugly Americans.
Anonymous No.718795481 >>718795931 >>718796478 >>718798369 >>718799592 >>718813826 >>718823814 >>718854072
>>718783898 (OP)
>>718787406
>>718790032
Name at least 1 game
Anonymous No.718795705 >>718797082 >>718803095
>>718793959
>cultivating for 2000 years to become ascended sword saint
Ok, you sold me. I fucking HATE that chink delusional magic system.
Anonymous No.718795723 >>718796121 >>718796437
>>718795128
I visited the American history museum in DC recently and even the people in the civil war era were tiny as fuck, the uniforms looked like they would fit a large child. I get the sense everyone's only big as fuck these days because of massive advances in industrialised agriculture in the late around the 1900s.
Anonymous No.718795757
>>718783898 (OP)
Give one game with a goblin girl like that.
Anonymous No.718795793 >>718798002
>>718793959
>decides to head east away from the Turks, the ship crashes on the coast of China
how? suez canal wasn't a thing
Anonymous No.718795914 >>718799594
>>718786159
How many days has it been since anyone streamed that film? Would you say, ten million?
Anonymous No.718795931
>>718783898 (OP)
>>718795481
Project Nortubel
Anonymous No.718796080 >>718799785
>>718793959
That sounds pretty sick. The one I mentioned also has the MC use his mace as a skip dialogue button at times, mostly because he realises they're up to shady shit but it's easier to lean into being a dumb barbarian than explaining why they're sus to his party. Author must be into size difference because he winds up with the ability to grow even more huge while the female barbarian permanently shrinks down to regular human height
Anonymous No.718796121 >>718796437
>>718795723
Pretty much. You can even watch old newsreels from the 30s-50s and see how fucking scrawny farm animals were. New techniques and genetic modification of food crops means we're built like fucking tanks now but also fat as shit which is probably still a preferable tradeoff for making everyone well fed
Anonymous No.718796204 >>718806012 >>718807031
>>718785127
Anonymous No.718796281
>>718790032
Someone needs to make a game about this already.
Anonymous No.718796419 >>718796467 >>718798486 >>718816563
>>718794305
Anonymous No.718796437 >>718796912
>>718795723
>>718796121
That and height has always been a desirable trait, women make children with tall men = taller children who then make taller children and so on and so forth.
Anonymous No.718796467
>>718796419
kek
Anonymous No.718796478
>>718795481
Batman x Catwoman
Anonymous No.718796512
>>718783898 (OP)
>regretting his fetish
dude just tickle her until she's exhausted
it's not hard.
Anonymous No.718796712 >>718796738 >>718797494 >>718804535 >>718815112 >>718832917 >>718834814 >>718837494 >>718838472
>>718787545
Anonymous No.718796738
>>718796712
My HEROES....
Anonymous No.718796912
>>718796437
Honestly I think the fact I could afford to eat my entire bodyweight in meat every week if I wanted because of (glorious) SOCIETY has had more to do with it in the recent history of man. Your tall genes need something to work with.
Anonymous No.718796994 >>718797120 >>718797225 >>718799829 >>718809062 >>718812303 >>718819268
The gobbo fetish is literally just the lonely man desire to have a feral woman who has zero standards and does not care what the humale looks like or performs.
Anonymous No.718797082 >>718797286 >>718798251 >>718817124 >>718836402
>>718795705
The MC will just stand there in Ochs or Pflug stance and they ching chongs are utterly confused because he isn't dancing around with some retarded choreography channeling chi or some bullshit and instead just defends while waiting for an opportunity to murder them. Also the Crusaders have their own form of cultivation called Spiritual Armor which is just praying to God so much that heathen magic basically just doesn't work on them and everything comes down to the fact he is bigger and actually knows how to fight. The author read a lot of historical fechtbuch, because the move used in the bottom panel of this illustration specifically gets used to dislocate a guy's shoulder, and then when he is driven to the ground by the MC he just pulls out his dagger and slides it through his collar bones and into his torso to kill the guy really quick.
Anonymous No.718797120
>>718796994
Don't forget the smells
Anonymous No.718797169 >>718797394 >>718799639
I'll just leave this here.
Anonymous No.718797197
>>718790079
ty chad
Anonymous No.718797225 >>718797306
>>718796994
ok but still i want one
Anonymous No.718797286 >>718797367
>>718797082
>Also the Crusaders have their own form of cultivation called Spiritual Armor
Does it grant any supernatural effect besides nullying magical techniques? Or is just a effective 'Fuck you nigger now you have to fight like a human not a demigod' kind of thing.
Anonymous No.718797306 >>718797364 >>718799310
>>718797225
Just get a latina or something. They are just as feral, violent, foul smelling, and short.
Anonymous No.718797364 >>718797431 >>718797492 >>718797582 >>718799176
>>718797306
I'm a bong there are no latinas here
Anonymous No.718797367
>>718797286
Fuck you nigger
Anonymous No.718797394 >>718797543 >>718802356
>>718797169
Anonymous No.718797425
>>718795274
ENOUGH!
Anonymous No.718797431
>>718797364
You got Spain don't ya? Basically the same thing.
Anonymous No.718797434
why do gooners have to ruin everything
Anonymous No.718797492
>>718797364
How about turk or paki?
Anonymous No.718797494
>>718796712
Based
Anonymous No.718797515
>>718792008
kek
Anonymous No.718797543
>>718797394
Third part adds the noble knight woman's son (female)
Anonymous No.718797554
>>718783898 (OP)
Though the gobbo pussy would be incredible having to clean up every day and work my ass off to support both of us just wouldnt be worth it I dont think. It's sad.
Anonymous No.718797582
>>718797364
Ehhh I mean the average slag with a tan may as well be a latina... just uglier, stupid and the most unattractive accent imagineable
Anonymous No.718797614 >>718802975 >>718805447 >>718806719 >>718807031
>>718783898 (OP)
Anonymous No.718797640
>>718790079
White Captain Batman and evil sexy shark Hitler? Picked up
Anonymous No.718797703
>>718783898 (OP)
There are no goblin women and their meat tastes terrible
Anonymous No.718797991 >>718822739
Tonight's the night.
Anonymous No.718798002
>>718795793
It's the crusades, turks is just anon getting the muslim antagonist wrong. Jerusalem is pretty close to the red sea so it's not hard to see how he could've joined a trade ship or something like that headed for india.
Anonymous No.718798251 >>718798928 >>718817124 >>718824920
>>718797082
I don't understand how you go from image 1 to 2.
You slide the blade along your left glove or you switch which hand you have on the hilt?
Anonymous No.718798369
>>718795481
for a non-porn hyperactive goblin girls there's
Gold Gold Adventure Gold - it's a Majestly-like strategy/city builder with "indirect" controls
Anonymous No.718798410
>>718789527
zased
Anonymous No.718798469
>>718789546
picked UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHp
Anonymous No.718798486 >>718804490 >>718806926 >>718816563 >>718821801
>>718794305
>>718796419
Anonymous No.718798562
>>718792008
Anonymous No.718798862 >>718799429 >>718825435
>>718789546
The loli's head is fucking massive.
Anonymous No.718798928 >>718810960
>>718798251
That is from the Berlin Picture Book, a book of illustrations, not a true fencing manual, and its focus is on accurately depicting the fighters rather than on explicating their techniques. The artist Albrecht DΓΌrer just observed people training and drew those while making notes. And basically yes, that technique is used when your opponent over commits on a strike. You rush in sliding the sword inside his guard, use your weight to pressure him back, and then grab the blade to create leverage to throw, trip, or dislocate. You are familiar with MMA think of it as a modified standing Kimura Lock only using the sword as the lever instead of your own wrist.
https://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Berlin_Picture_Book_(Libr.Pict.A.83)
Anonymous No.718798936
>>718792008
giwtwm
Anonymous No.718798973
>>718792008
8==D (|)
these eight characters are basically enough to get people jailed in UK nowadays
Anonymous No.718798987 >>718799037
>>718786167
>>718785945
flowers for gobletta
Anonymous No.718799037 >>718799574 >>718821137
>>718798987
What a terribly sad short story that was.
Anonymous No.718799116 >>718799250 >>718842938
>>718793959
would've picked up if he wasn't a giant freak he looks ridiculous there
Anonymous No.718799176 >>718799216
>>718797364
Sorry anon, you're stuck with a celt.
Anonymous No.718799216
>>718799176
Grim
Dire even
Anonymous No.718799250
>>718799116
He's normal sized, chinese people are just tiny
Anonymous No.718799310
>>718797306
I would if they didn't blimp up immediately before 30, so it's pointless
Anonymous No.718799338
>>718790392
Cuno and Harry
Anonymous No.718799429
>>718798862
That just means it'll actually fit so this is ideal
Anonymous No.718799435
>>718787795
Nier Automata
Anonymous No.718799497 >>718801331
>>718793959
No pictures
Anonymous No.718799517
>>718790392
Flapjack and Knuckles
Anonymous No.718799561 >>718800245
Anonymous No.718799574
>>718799037
Yeah
That's probably why I still remember it so well
Anonymous No.718799592 >>718845747
>>718795481
Saya no Uta
Skyward Sword
Pathfinder Kingmaker
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Devil May Cry 3
Far Cry 3
Anonymous No.718799594 >>718831084
>>718795914
Why won't nobody stream it anymore, man
I would if I had the film
Anonymous No.718799639 >>718803792
>>718797169
Me
Anonymous No.718799785 >>718802045
>>718796080
You're overselling it. I read gookslop on my lunch breaks and this one is nothing special. Webnovels/comics are the lowest form of entertainment in Korea. They're essentially videogame substitutes for people unable to play videogames, but who still want that dopamine rush of leveling up and clearing sidequests. This is why korean comics are in longstrip format, they're drawn to be viewed on smartphones while on the train and shit.
Anonymous No.718799829
>>718796994
beta male + non-white female basically
Anonymous No.718800245 >>718800734 >>718833441 >>718833670
>>718799561
Anonymous No.718800734
>>718800245
ruined by the last panel
Anonymous No.718800767 >>718815331 >>718848019
Anonymous No.718801210 >>718801542 >>718801631 >>718802975
bnuuy
Anonymous No.718801234 >>718835561
>>718787985
I keep hearing it
>Ne ne Isaaku
>Nande Miria?
Anonymous No.718801331
>>718799497
I think the translation group has the illustrations in their discord. I don't use discord so I can't check. I did find some illustrations on Nobelpia where it was originally published, but there aren't very many of them.
https://novelpia.com/viewer/3112501
Anonymous No.718801542
>>718801210
das it
Anonymous No.718801631
>>718801210
She would burn down the world if anything happened to him
Anonymous No.718801896 >>718802247
>>718793959
Is the filename the title of this?
Anonymous No.718802045 >>718804029
>>718799785
Ok, got any recs then?
Anonymous No.718802065
Anonymous No.718802247 >>718802521
>>718801896
If you look closely it's also in the body of the post in quotes, capitalised indicating a title.
Anonymous No.718802356 >>718805881
>>718797394
Gender swap them and you are golden.
Anonymous No.718802521 >>718803142
>>718802247
You are quite right, I was waylaid by the slur preceding it and my snickering obstructed my literacy.
Anonymous No.718802723
>>718793345
Koreans love to make their MC literal conans with baby faces. It is pretty good.
Anonymous No.718802975
>>718797614
Kinda based
>>718801210
Very based
Anonymous No.718803057
>>718793345
>surviving the game as a barbarian
I fucking hate how all korean novels have some mid story melodramatic twist that completely ruins the entire thing for no reason. There must be something in the water because it happens in every novel even when it makes absolutely literally no sense whatsoever.
Anonymous No.718803095 >>718804147
>>718795705
Kek? Wuxia is pretty fucking grounded all things considered, the lows goes from "chink but he has the strenght of a god tier mma fighter, and may or not have the ability to produce poision", and the highs are....The average capeshit super soldier. Xianxia is the thing you are thinking.
Anonymous No.718803142
>>718802521
To be fair, it is translated slightly differently in the post than the filename.
Anonymous No.718803248 >>718803401
Anonymous No.718803265 >>718803498 >>718806206 >>718819405 >>718819971 >>718855552
Refute this
Anonymous No.718803401 >>718803692 >>718803829
>>718803248
I need some examples because this sounds interesting.
Anonymous No.718803498
>>718803265
Anonymous No.718803546
>>718786672
Yeah this would make such a hot couple
Anonymous No.718803692 >>718803847
>>718803401
There are no examples
It's just this
Anonymous No.718803747
>>718787985
Great
Anonymous No.718803792 >>718803826 >>718804535
>>718799639
I think you look more like
>pic related
Anonymous No.718803826
>>718803792
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.718803829 >>718806259
>>718803401
I have none.
They're my OC's that I've made nothing for yet.
The Knight buys her an alchemy book for her birthday so she can learn how to make actual potions.
Anonymous No.718803847 >>718840596
>>718803692
i knew in my heart of hearts but i didn't want to accept it
Anonymous No.718803907 >>718840596
>>718789431
did paranatural man ever start updating more than once every two months because of his hurty hand or whatever
Anonymous No.718803958
>>718793959
>a korean
>becomes white
lmao they just cannot help themselves
Anonymous No.718804019 >>718804091
>>718785631
That's just zero no tsukaima
Anonymous No.718804029
>>718802045
Not him, but during my workouts I've been listening to downloaded episodes of TNG like they're old timey Radio plays. It's comfy.
Anonymous No.718804091 >>718804291
>>718804019
there are guys in zero
Anonymous No.718804147 >>718804638
>>718803095
No, chinese "cultivators" are all lame. China is lame. Everything they're into is lame dogshit.
Anonymous No.718804256 >>718804363 >>718812371 >>718812509 >>718812807
>>718793959
That just sounds like a /pol/ fantasy, down to the non white guy larping as a white guy, fuck, it even has the "ummm that shit is too silly. *Shots you with a gun and cucks your wife*" shit like a fucking dorkly episode.
>inb4. Retarded angry chinky
My favorite series is 8 bit theater, which is kinda like that, except the author doesn't go around beating strawmans, at the very least is there like some kind of challenge or is just endless circle jerk?
Anonymous No.718804279
>>718787406
this but left is masked paladin knight
Anonymous No.718804289 >>718824083
>>718792008
Anonymous No.718804291 >>718804394
>>718804091
Yeah but Saito is basically a gigachad who overshadows all over them
Anonymous No.718804318 >>718804372
>no one will ever repost your ideal duos
and just like that, i realized i should never make a game
Anonymous No.718804363
>>718804256
Also if you want "white man beating chinks", just read hot sect babe. Which is like that but with actual...Challenge? There is actual spice beyond ass blasted strawman beating, like god that sounds awful, though autistic european swordplay sounds interesting...
Anonymous No.718804372 >>718804624
>>718804318
Why don't YOU post them? You must just get lots of (You)'s
Anonymous No.718804390 >>718805721
>>718793959
Kino
Is there translation avaiable?
Anonymous No.718804394 >>718804519
>>718804291
he just knows how to fly a plane
Anonymous No.718804490
>>718798486
>menu
jej
Anonymous No.718804519 >>718805737
>>718804394
he also died fighting like a whole army by himself so his girlfriend could escape
Anonymous No.718804535
>>718796712
love em
>>718803792
giwtwm
Anonymous No.718804624
>>718804372
I JUST TOLD YOU I NEVER GOT ANY (You)S
Anonymous No.718804638 >>718807395 >>718808570
>>718804147
They aren't cultivators you mongoloid, your racism isn't even accurate, you are worse that lame dogshit, you are a poser sperging out about things you don't know. Jesus, it is like having a tantrum over how lame classic fantasy is, and unironically bringing DnD. Get the fuck out of here you pretender faggot. I can understand not liking chink shit like cultivation, but to hate wuxia thinking it is xianxia just shows you don't know what you are talking about. Pratically the same shit the local schizo of a certain game do. And I know you will call me an assblasted chink because you have no refutal, thinking I am doing this because I hate your racism, instead of hating your larp act.
Anonymous No.718804687
>>718787545
The Damo and Darren combo
Anonymous No.718804774 >>718804849 >>718815298
>>718783898 (OP)
I can't draw but I need regular ass generic hero x talking sword that won't shut the fuck up about his past life
Anonymous No.718804849 >>718804942 >>718806571 >>718815298 >>718815925 >>718853616
>>718804774
Fool. My legend dates back to the twelfth century you see. It began on a midsummers day with the sun blazing overhead. No, wait. It was a blustery Autumn day. I was the unsavory fellow back when it all started. Which was in the winter as I recall. I remember the tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer. Yes. Yes that’s right, it was summer. A scorching midsummer day. I was a dangerous man at the time. And yet, refined somehow. Everyone thought so. They still think so to this day. Although, maybe they didn’t think so as much back then. But they definitely said I was dangerous, I’m sure of it…And I know I’ve always been refined so they must have been thinking it. Yes. Yes indeed. Everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I’m still amazing of course, but no longer the bad boy I was back then. On that chilled, frozen winter day. I will continue the re-telling of my legend; But first, there will be a five minute break. Stand still and await my return.
Anonymous No.718804896
>>718793959
To be fair William Marshall clears all Asian warriors who ever lived and he's the archetypical gigachad knight
Anonymous No.718804912
>>718783898 (OP)
I can't draw but I need my cock x OP's mom
Anonymous No.718804942
>>718804849
SHUT THE FUCK UP EXCALIBUR I HAVE SHIT TO KILL
Anonymous No.718804949
>>718783898 (OP)
Anonymous No.718805447 >>718815479
>>718797614
Anonymous No.718805552 >>718805838
>>718783898 (OP)
too lazy to draw
>weak elf who tries to be a warrior
>dumb big strong orc who tries to be a mage
Anonymous No.718805684
>>718787564
Love after World Domination is also like that. Although it's the goofy super sentai hero who initiates.
Anonymous No.718805721 >>718805754
>>718804390
https://arcanetranslations.com/series/a-medieval-knight-in-a-martial-arts-novel/
Anonymous No.718805737
>>718804519
That part was kino
Shame that every character is reset to default after it
Pink bich takes tsundere to near yan, its annoying as fuck
Anonymous No.718805754
>>718805721
Thanks fren
Anonymous No.718805838
>>718805552
Uru?
Anonymous No.718805881 >>718818185
>>718802356
Gender swap the knight woman and you got mr hands
Anonymous No.718805931 >>718838690
>>718789431
From what I've heard, he turned it into a novel with the occasional picture reference. I dropped it around the end of the arc where they introduce the blind, black, fat, lesbian super agent with a rose themed walking stick. It just took too long to update and I wasn't feeling where Zack was going.
Anonymous No.718806012 >>718813774
>>718783898 (OP)
>>718796204
I can't believe how fucking retarded you have to be to one, edit this shit into some doomer retard "YOU WOULDN'T LIKE *REAL* GOBLIN GIRLS YOU COOMER" nonsense and THEN edit it back to "Actually goblin girls are cool." when that's the original fucking image already.
Anonymous No.718806017
Anonymous No.718806206
>>718803265
Berserk and Final Fantasy 7
Anonymous No.718806259 >>718810358
>>718803829
Is the twist that she can't read?
Anonymous No.718806294
>>718787406
this
Anonymous No.718806363 >>718809994 >>718843959 >>718847320 >>718852583
Anonymous No.718806483
>>718790079
loved the minion / roach girl couple.
oh, and bonus to the super invulnerable and super useless minion.
Anonymous No.718806503 >>718806815
>>718787985
ah fuck someone else remembers this fucking mahstapeece, i am happy.
Anonymous No.718806540
>>718787406
And they are childhood friends
Anonymous No.718806556
>>718795438
ugly americans was really funny.
Anonymous No.718806571
>>718804849
motherfucker I recognize that bullshit way of speaking.
Soul Eater was full of cool shit but FUCK excalibur.
Anonymous No.718806719 >>718807012
>>718797614
what game?
Anonymous No.718806815
>>718806503
Someone in the Friday thread was WATCHAN it today. That OP was such a banger. Don't know why we couldn't get more of this instead of that retarded shit with the dullahan biker in modern Tokyo.
Anonymous No.718806926 >>718807208 >>718807357 >>718807375 >>718816164 >>718816563
>>718798486
Anonymous No.718806985 >>718807047
>no template
op just wanted to post his favorites and not laugh at anything new
Anonymous No.718807012 >>718822367
>>718806719
Granblue Fantasy
https://gbf.wiki/Goblin_Mage
Anonymous No.718807031 >>718807178
>>718783898 (OP)
>>718796204
>>718797614
god i need a slightly ugly feral nymphomaniac shortstack goblin wife
Anonymous No.718807047
>>718806985
Anon you can just cut out one of the simpler posts and you have the template its not hard
Anonymous No.718807178 >>718807303 >>718807421
>>718807031
>slightly ugly
there's nothing ugly or slightly about that in the image.
Anonymous No.718807208
>>718806926
Mice wizard?
Anonymous No.718807303 >>718807568
>>718807178
what i meant by that is that she doesn't have the ultra-generic anime face, or at least it's a non-generic anime face. also 'slightly' means 'a little', esl anon
Anonymous No.718807357
>>718806926
grim
Anonymous No.718807375 >>718807480 >>718817513 >>718824009
>>718806926
lousy idea
Anonymous No.718807395 >>718808185
>>718804638
It's all the same shit. Chinkslop is lame
Anonymous No.718807421
>>718807178
coomers aren't logical
Anonymous No.718807480
>>718807375
it's big brained
Anonymous No.718807568
>>718807303
>also 'slightly' means 'a little', esl anon
psst, that was a joke, son.
and yes, she does have generic anime face, black sclera doesn't change that.
Anonymous No.718807759
>>718795425
Anonymous No.718808017
>>718792008
>video games
Anonymous No.718808054
>>718790161
Moronic anon not using the literal 1 to 1 comparsion that the pic is based off of. Also Maxima is a superior waifu.
Anonymous No.718808185 >>718808406
>>718807395
>semi grounded shit is the same as literal gurren laggan DBZ level of escalation
Are you retarded? Do you have brain damage?
Anonymous No.718808352 >>718808383
A based retard and cringe genius
Anonymous No.718808383
>>718808352
Pinky and the Brain?
Anonymous No.718808406 >>718808517
>>718808185
It's literally the same slop. Why don't you go cultivate up yourself some bitches.
Anonymous No.718808517 >>718808560
>>718808406
Why don't you know about the shit you spout, retardo bro? Do you even play vidya instead of going "hurr durr based" to shit?
Anonymous No.718808560 >>718808664
>>718808517
Man no one gives a shit about the difference between ching chong and chong ching.
Anonymous No.718808570 >>718808734
>>718804638
tl;dr: omnomnom CCP micropenis
Anonymous No.718808664
>>718808560
>no one knows the difference between grounded and dbz shit
Nigger please, you are a poser, and now you are trying to shame me for call your bullshit.
Anonymous No.718808734
>>718808570
Wouldn't that just mean that anon is getting gaped by a 2 incher chink? SAD
Anonymous No.718809062
>>718796994
And?
Anonymous No.718809198 >>718822945
>>718789546
damn that anime promo looks rough
Anonymous No.718809363 >>718810017
I love the lv 1 neckbeard wizard isekai idea, is there anything actually like that?
No he does not have any overpowered abilities.
No he does not get a new sexy body.
No he is not actually badass.
It's just an actual manchild retard, finally a real self insert protag for me.
Anonymous No.718809994
>>718806363
Anonymous No.718810017 >>718810378
>>718809363
The OG of isekai itself is that premise where the only wierd shit is that he lives the new life from birth with his full memories intact.
Its part of the reason why fantasy isekai is so disdained because aside from gimmicks they regressed from the original, not evolved.
Anonymous No.718810270
Choose wisely white man
Anonymous No.718810306 >>718813617 >>718816806 >>718824034 >>718832243 >>718854048
Anonymous No.718810358
>>718806259
_No
Anonymous No.718810378 >>718810567
>>718810017
>the OG of isekai itself
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court?
Anonymous No.718810567
>>718810378
No but yes
Anonymous No.718810960
>>718798928
Neat, thanks for the info
Anonymous No.718811915
That's literally just Maxima, down to the breeding part. Ignore her modern incarnation where they made her lesbian and averse to siring an heir.
Anonymous No.718812303
>>718796994
>Women can fantasize about being raped and murdered
>Men aren't allowed to fantasize about women liing them
This says a lot about society
Anonymous No.718812371 >>718812704 >>718812729 >>718814164
>>718804256
>See a Korean man's fantasy of becoming a massive aryan chad and beating the shit out of chinks (any non-chink asian's fantasy)
>WOW THIS IS JUST LIKE /pol/

Imagine being less masculine than the guy writing jerk-off fantasy fiction.
Anonymous No.718812509
>>718804256
TRVKE NVKE
Anonymous No.718812704 >>718812729
>>718812371
truth has been posted, I wouldn't white swap thoughever but Corean do him
Anonymous No.718812729
>>718812371
>>718812704
LIE BOMB
Anonymous No.718812743 >>718812786 >>718821536 >>718845807
Anonymous No.718812786 >>718812854
>>718812743
Built for ntr where i cuck him
Anonymous No.718812807 >>718812874 >>718813101 >>718814460 >>718836139
>>718804256
Idk where you get this impression, from reading it myself the story is actually a nice balance of respecting both the western and eastern martial arts, it makes it clear the two systems are designed for different jobs.

Eastern martial arts are all about fast 1 on 1 encounters with basic armor and weaponry, and also for seeking greater mystical enlightenment. Meanwhile the western martial arts the main character knows are more about fighting large scale wars and being able to use a wide range of armor and weapons not seen commonly in the east, which gives him an advantage.

Also it's not like the main character goes around fucking everyone, he's very chaste and has only made minimal progress with the (apart) love interest in the 130 chapters I've read. Not in a retarded block head way either, he's genuinely taking it slow because he doesn't want to leave a widow if he dies.
Anonymous No.718812854 >>718813303
>>718812786
that's gay. you're gay.
Anonymous No.718812874
>>718812807
>(apart)
*apparent.
Anonymous No.718812956
>>718787406
I'm seeing Super Man and Dela Delon from Brandish. Sure, fund it, would be funny.
Anonymous No.718813051
>>718787301
I wish I was a slime
Anonymous No.718813101 >>718836139
>>718812807
>Also it's not like the main character goes around fucking everyone, he's very chaste and has only made minimal progress with the (apart) love interest in the 130 chapters I've read. Not in a retarded block head way either, he's genuinely taking it slow because he doesn't want to leave a widow if he dies.
Plus there is the whole thing about remaining caste until marriage when he has this girl throwing herself at him constantly. If you are around Chapter 130 then you have hit the Martial Arts association. That is when the woman's advances go into overdrive and he ends up spending a lot of time in silent prayer meditating on the nature of God to try and ignore his worldly desires.

Also he should be getting his platemail soon. Shit is very cool and he will finally be able to use his Spiritual Armor to full effect.
Anonymous No.718813248 >>718813815
>>718790079
>>718792720
It ended? Shame I never got to see it in full before mangadex killed itself. Though if I recall the translations were stopped because the manga went on hiatus/started publishing on some weird webmagazine or whatever else reason.
Anonymous No.718813251
>>718787301
why is that guys head so long
Anonymous No.718813303 >>718813603 >>718838837
>>718812854
>it is gay to want to fuck a hot woman
Anonymous No.718813342
>>718783898 (OP)
Anonymous No.718813434
>>718787301
Yeah the problem with Japanese goblins is that they're basically just green elves at this point.
Anonymous No.718813603 >>718813834 >>718813896
>>718813303
your fantasies require another man. that's homosexual.
Anonymous No.718813617 >>718824034
>>718810306
Brocon older sister is peak
Anonymous No.718813774
>>718806012
Ideal duo combination.
>4channer and whining
Anonymous No.718813815 >>718813963
>>718813248
It ended last month.
Anonymous No.718813826
>>718795481
Pathfinder kingmaker.
Anonymous No.718813834 >>718813896
>>718813603
Damn that really is gay.
Anonymous No.718813885
>>718789546
The cleric is best girl.
Anonymous No.718813896
>>718813603
>>718813834
NOOOOO!
Anonymous No.718813963 >>718814763
>>718813815
Did the author get tired of it? Lasted for far longer that I would've expected.
Anonymous No.718813979
>>718790032
Ace Attorney
Anonymous No.718814164 >>718816094
>>718812371
No it is the fact that it is just the author special OC beating strawman, what the fuck is the point of an empowerment fantasy if you beat literal jobbers made to hype you up without little to no challenge, this is just the same as those shitty anime isekai, except it is "realism" pwning fantasy.
Anonymous No.718814226
>>718790161
This just makes me with Inque had this sort of relationship in Batman Beyond but a MILF kissing a teenager to shut him up was probably all Kids WB was going to get away with
Anonymous No.718814262 >>718814808
>>718792475
Ah, haven't seen that website in years. Most anons probably don't even know it exists.
Anonymous No.718814460
>>718812807
Ah okay, it is just that anon impression made me think of a shitty powerfantasy, which is weird considering the people arguing with me were quite literally trying to convince me that it actually was.
Anonymous No.718814763
>>718813963
Nah, he did 200 chapters and finished the story. Ten years is pretty good for a story that is basically "Leader of an evil army wants to conquer the world, but is madly in love with the hero that tries to stop her and so she keeps letting him win." He definitely isn't tired of it because he uploaded a short motion comic on Nico Nico a couple of weeks ago about Black General. He just sort of reached the end of the story, gave everyone a satisfying ending, and instead of dragging the story out he ended it at the right time.
Anonymous No.718814808 >>718814912 >>718815636 >>718817867
>>718814262
I 'memba kwab
Anonymous No.718814912 >>718815371
>>718814808
>Immediately cums on penetration
That website is more accurate than I give it credit.
Anonymous No.718815112
>>718796712
Love these niggas like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.718815298 >>718815563 >>718815925 >>718817284 >>718824179
>>718804774
Take this and change the caption, I guess.

>>718804849
>*sings*
Anonymous No.718815331
>>718800767
This is kind of the scenario for Paul, IIRC.
Anonymous No.718815340
>>718790392
Isn't this basically the Hunger Games, but with Katniss and Woody Harrelson?
Anonymous No.718815371
>>718814912
Anonymous No.718815479
>>718805447
>"pure and oblivious"
>has a fetish that just so happens to line up with his only party member
this guy isn't going to get to sit with the archangels at the holy cafeteria when he kicks the bucket
Anonymous No.718815563 >>718815718 >>718817284 >>718818215 >>718818343 >>718818654 >>718824179 >>718843418
>>718815298
Fixed
Anonymous No.718815636 >>718816450
>>718814808
i forgot how to get to this site, pls help
Anonymous No.718815718 >>718824906
>>718815563
Pretty good anon.
Pretty good.
Anonymous No.718815925 >>718817409
>>718804849
>>718815298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4vFP9ZgSI8
Anonymous No.718816094 >>718817046
>>718814164
>It's just an OC beating strawman
And your masculinity is being threatened by this. You're posturing up, battening down your fucking hatches. Digging your heels into the mud. You're ready to fight to the death because this guy who spends all his time beating up strawmen is cooler than your faggot whining.
Anonymous No.718816164 >>718816517 >>718816563
>>718794305
>>718806926
Anonymous No.718816450
>>718815636
The most I'm spoonfeeding you is
>inkei
Anonymous No.718816517
>>718816164
lol
Anonymous No.718816563
>>718816164
>>718794305
>>718798486
>>718796419
>>718806926
Anonymous No.718816806
>>718810306
This, this I like.
Anonymous No.718817046 >>718817153
>>718816094
No, I am just really autistic about two genres combining and one of them just smashing the other ass, what the fuck is the point then? Where is the strategy, where are the team up? Where are the interactions? Or the possible inspirations they get to one up each other, exploiting each other weakness and learning from each other to improve shit to one up the other. All possible value and interesting ways it could go ,goes off the window if one party just no sells everything the other can do, also it makes you look like a 13 year old making a mary sue after getting assblasted by someone in recess. Think about it realistically, would people be so fucking autistic about WW2 if the germans stomped everyone asses, because they were acshually 10 foot tall that can sprint up to 80 mph for 3 hours, were immune to small caliber bullets and more? Of course no, there wouldn't be much discourse in the modern age because one side is so fucking overwhelmingly superior in all ways that trying to argue otherwise just makes you look like an assblasted nationalist, contrarian, or just delusional. I just get angry at people not only defending this type of shit, but celebrating, like cmon, if you want to beat strawman then atleast makes them competent, at the very least that is far better written and more interesting.
Anonymous No.718817124
>>718798251
>>718797082

Pic related may help. It's a failed attempt to do that.
Anonymous No.718817153 >>718817217
>>718817046
>I am just really autistic
be autistic somewhere else
Anonymous No.718817217 >>718817268
>>718817153
Nigger this is /v/, we are all autistic.
>inb4. No I am acshually very normal
If you were, you wouldn't spent time arguing with me, wouldn't you?
Anonymous No.718817268 >>718819392
>>718817217
ok. be retarded somewhere else
Anonymous No.718817284
>>718815298
Elric of Menibone
>>718815563
Elric in that one comic where Stormbringer is refered as the daughter of Arioch. I don't know if the sword if female in the novels.
Anonymous No.718817409
>>718815925
Glorious.
Anonymous No.718817513
>>718807375
heh
Anonymous No.718817867
>>718814808
i miss those threads
Anonymous No.718818010
>>718793959
>>718794075
>white worship
You wish.
Hitler wishes he hated Jews as much as the average Korean hates any chink.
Anonymous No.718818185
>>718805881
>them
Anonymous No.718818215 >>718829031
>>718815563
Seven Blasphemous Deaths is such a fun character
Anonymous No.718818343 >>718818527 >>718818558 >>718818676 >>718818696 >>718819258 >>718820530 >>718823152 >>718829329
>>718815563
how do you fuck a sword though
Anonymous No.718818527
>>718818343
Sword hole in the handle with taking out the blade
Anonymous No.718818558
>>718818343
Kuso Omo Yandere Maken
Anonymous No.718818563
>>718790392
Isn't that just the new star wars movies?
Anonymous No.718818654 >>718820487 >>718832496
>>718815563
Anonymous No.718818676
>>718818343
zanpakuto spirits
Anonymous No.718818696 >>718818953
>>718818343
Well first you have to pronounce it properly
Anonymous No.718818953 >>718818981
>>718818696
How do you pronounce it?
Anonymous No.718818981 >>718819232 >>718820238
>>718818953
"Sword"
Anonymous No.718819232
>>718818981
Maybe it's just my ESL ass, but I always thought it was pronounced "sword".
Anonymous No.718819258 >>718831745
>>718818343
>He doesn't know
Anonymous No.718819268 >>718820253
>>718796994
Wrong, the goblina wife is appealing because she is cute, small and stinky.
Anonymous No.718819392
>>718817268
This is /v/ anon.
Anonymous No.718819405 >>718819971
>>718803265
>good guy
Massive sword
>bad guy
Massive scythe
Anonymous No.718819971 >>718820207
>>718803265
>>718819405
Anonymous No.718820005
>>718790079
>>718793248
where the hell can I read this
Anonymous No.718820207 >>718820961
>>718819971
t. lost to the wacky wahoo pizza man
Anonymous No.718820238
>>718818981
oh, well now I feel foolish
Anonymous No.718820253
>>718819268
Funny how you can just look up the artists for this specific fetish, cram in non white and then it all makes sense it's from the increase of mutts.
Especially in hueland export, grim.
Anonymous No.718820487 >>718821209
>>718818654

>so in love with the sword that it scares the shit out of her and is straight up immune to her mind control shit
>wants the sword so fucking bad when it turns back to her original form as a hot demoness he immediately asks her to go back to sword form

i kneel
Anonymous No.718820530
>>718818343
Put your dick in the scabbard, duh.
Anonymous No.718820961
>>718820207
Lel
Anonymous No.718821137
>>718799037
he got to fuck his therapist waifu before becoming retarded again tho, it was fine.
Anonymous No.718821209
>>718820487
holy based
Anonymous No.718821536
>>718812743
Jinbei and Nine
Anonymous No.718821801 >>718822309 >>718832978
>>718798486
perchance another interpretation
Anonymous No.718822309
>>718821801
perchance.
Anonymous No.718822367 >>718822427 >>718840319
>>718807012
>"""""goblin"""""
Weebs and nipnogs really are normalfag tier as fuck
Anonymous No.718822427
>>718822367
furfag seethe
Anonymous No.718822739
>>718797991
jej
Anonymous No.718822945 >>718837825
>>718809198
>magical setting
>gun
why
Anonymous No.718823113
>>718792008
basado
Anonymous No.718823152 >>718824294
>>718818343
Anonymous No.718823169
>>718787545
>...I think I just figured something out
>.....
>.........this sucks
Anonymous No.718823690 >>718823745 >>718826680 >>718833021 >>718836254 >>718839354 >>718839751 >>718848280 >>718848308 >>718852123 >>718854990
Anonymous No.718823745
>>718823690
AYYYY DIOS MIOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718823758
>>718792720
>>718793248
IT ENDED?!
Do the Boss and Secretary get together?
Anonymous No.718823814
>>718795481
AdventureQuest Worlds
Anonymous No.718824009
>>718807375
oh you
Anonymous No.718824034
>>718810306
>>718813617
Based taste
Now tell me what games have this. The closest I can think of right now is Unicorn Overlord with Virginia and Alain.
Anonymous No.718824083
>>718804289
BOOOORINNGGGG
Anonymous No.718824108
>>718786069
>inexperienced young prince
>his absent mentor
>warcraft 3 was kino

That plot point never fucking happened in Wc3.
Anonymous No.718824179
>>718815563
>>718815298
I was thinking that the sword would be female when I drew the original. Extremely blood thirsty and possessive, but still has a very seductive voice.
Anonymous No.718824294 >>718824621
>>718823152
More world of reversed morals when?
Anonymous No.718824621
>>718824294
probably not anytime soon, seems to be focusing on Reviewers lately (even though season 2 never)
Anonymous No.718824906
>>718815718
Dammit, I thought my idea was original when I designed my OC...
Anonymous No.718824920
>>718798251
he was offering a handshake but it was merely a trick
Anonymous No.718825435
>>718798862
>at the library
Anonymous No.718826680 >>718829228 >>718840105 >>718854881
>>718823690
Anonymous No.718829031
>>718818215
i agree, but
>monk
>faceless hero
Anonymous No.718829074
>>718787406
Always the correct choice.
Anonymous No.718829228
>>718826680
That's cool.
Anonymous No.718829329
>>718818343
Read Kujibiki Tokushou Musou Harem-Ken
>its simpler than you think
Anonymous No.718829613 >>718829735
I am unironically writing a webnovel with sentient weapon companions. Look for me in December.
Anonymous No.718829625 >>718844265
>>718793959
Damn, I'm late but that reminds me of a really good webnovel live fiction, basically a quest if you know what those are which you should because we have a quest board where this bastard child of a not!british officer does cultivation. Had a bunch of really neat things like the european form of cultivation being math and science based rather than mysticism. Have to learn a bunch of formulas to expand your "inner dimensions" from 2d to 3d in lieu of going up a cultivation stage for example. Their sages were guys like Michael Faraday and whatnot. Sounds reddit atheist the way I wrote it but I promise tharlt wasn't the theme at all.

I would link it but it got cancelled halfway through due to some giant shitstorm of autists arguing about mechanics in the comments.
Anonymous No.718829735
>>718829613
Please include a scene where your main character cums on the main sword.
Anonymous No.718830526 >>718831214
>>718792008
Of course this post gets one of the most (You)s.
Anonymous No.718830970
>>718790079
Was gonna post this, I read a pretty good ways into it and enjoyed it quite a bit
Anonymous No.718831084
>>718799594
Nobody has time for anything these days
Anonymous No.718831104
>>718786672
kek every time, fucking japs
Anonymous No.718831118 >>718836871
>>718787564
>its about a socially awkward
not interested
Anonymous No.718831214
>>718830526
t. jealous that his shitty unimaginative pic wasn't interesting
Anonymous No.718831225
>>718794596
Guts is not religious nor a witch hunter
Anonymous No.718831589
>>718783898 (OP)
Is anyoe doing a compilation/ archive of all the edits for this template?
Some are genuinely great, but google gives me nothing and it'd be an actual lost if all get erased from history.
Anonymous No.718831745 >>718831791
>>718819258
How come this 1000x538 video of a puppet looks more realistic than any raytraced videogame ever made?
Anonymous No.718831791 >>718831905
>>718831745
because it is real. that's a physical thing that's been recorded.
Anonymous No.718831905
>>718831791
crushed down to 1000x538 and compressed into a webm, and it still looks miles better than simulated photons
Anonymous No.718832024
>>718790032
Anonymous No.718832243
>>718810306
It's Elsword huh
Anonymous No.718832496
>>718818654
kino
Anonymous No.718832628
>>718792008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718832838
>>718792008
Anonymous No.718832840
>>718787301
Goblin and trolls are just a stand in for jews. Would you want to fuck a jew?
Anonymous No.718832917
>>718796712
my niggas
Anonymous No.718832978
>>718821801
thats lacist
Anonymous No.718833021
>>718823690
fuck you
Anonymous No.718833031
>>718787419
For real. The fact the she doesn't even have her horns and wings out by default is a crime.
Anonymous No.718833192
>>718793248
>very big hat
You don't need to tell me twice
Anonymous No.718833379
any yuri duos?
Anonymous No.718833441 >>718834636
>>718800245
Post the comic with necromancer mom with two sons.
Anonymous No.718833482 >>718833713
>>718783898 (OP)
Pear shape + small woman.
Anonymous No.718833670
>>718800245
>damn what a busy week master
>it's only tuesday dumbass
Anonymous No.718833671
>>718790392
Into the Spiderverse
Anonymous No.718833708
Anonymous No.718833713 >>718833809 >>718834542
>>718833482
Anonymous No.718833809 >>718833857 >>718834542
>>718833713
Literally me.
Anonymous No.718833857 >>718834542
>>718833809
Anonymous No.718833861 >>718833885
>el spice mage
>his white lawier
Anonymous No.718833885
>>718833861
I had the same thought but was too lazy to start shooping, get out of my head
Anonymous No.718833963 >>718834542
Anonymous No.718834542 >>718834619
>>718833713
>>718833857
>>718833809
>>718833963

>Unfunny copy pasted thread posted for the #531535
>Ufunny reposts
>soijak poster


based retarded nigger killing the site. Complete and absolute shutdown when? I tire of this.
Anonymous No.718834619 >>718834814
>>718834542
I apologize for the soijaks, I felt they were just too appropriate for this particular situation.
Anonymous No.718834636 >>718847574
>>718833441
Fucking google isn't worth a damn. Had to use yandex
Anonymous No.718834814 >>718834931 >>718835091 >>718837045
>>718834619
Doesn't matter nigga, the entire thread is pure reposting with the same posts and same replies . It's macrabe >>718787545
>>718790032
>>718796712
Anonymous No.718834931 >>718835107
>>718834814
That's 4chan. You can leave now.
Anonymous No.718835091
>>718834814
Nigga who the fuck died and made you queen faggot of /v/? Shut the fuck up pseudo janny.
Anonymous No.718835107
>>718834931
How do you know they ain't bots? At least you newfags are retaraded enough to be real
Anonymous No.718835407
>>718787419
They did it to *all* the girls, even the ones that were mostly human to begin with. Travesty. Also the fights were boring and the town building seemed to be pushed to the background, and then he randomly become a teacher for a few episodes? I lost interest after the first season
Anonymous No.718835561
>>718801234
>SUGOOOI!
Anonymous No.718835858 >>718836163
>>718783898 (OP)
https://litter.catbox.moe/govramssxs7ec6nt.png
Anonymous No.718836139
>>718812807
>>718813101
It's the weirdest thing when you see a 4channer describe a story as this insane power fantasy that very specifically feeds into their fetishes and niche politics but you've read it and it's normal. It's just a normal story and you wonder how they could have possibly read all this into it.

It's happened once or twice for me and I realized you can never really make a story people wont rewrite in their head.
Anonymous No.718836163
>>718835858
me and my dad
Anonymous No.718836254
>>718823690
Fuckin' cunt
Anonymous No.718836402
>>718797082
I kind of like the idea of this but I prefer early modern stuff to medieval. If he was doing Marozzo or some shit I'd be all over that.
Anonymous No.718836529 >>718836795 >>718838852
>>718785631
Mato's close enough
Anonymous No.718836795 >>718838087
>>718836529
hit me up senpai
Anonymous No.718836871 >>718837379
>>718831118
Too close to home huh
Anonymous No.718837045
>>718834814
Cry me a river bitch nigger
Anonymous No.718837365
>>718787406
Zannen Onna-Kanbu Black General-san, my beloved
Anonymous No.718837379
>>718836871
More like le sΓ²ycial anxiety is literally every single character ever made in the last 20 years.
Maybe you're such a zoomie that it's all new to you, but deltratroon is pure regurgitated slop that follows the same trend we've had for two decades
Anonymous No.718837494
>>718796712
>Error: Duplicate file exists.
Anonymous No.718837497
>>718787406
i will never get tired of this trope ever, alongside "enemies teaming up to fight an even bigger threat"
Anonymous No.718837825
>>718822945
because it's a satire
the plot is the guy is an unstoppable badass (who punches the head off a dragon while he's unconscious) who's bad with women
it's pretty funny though
Anonymous No.718838087
>>718836795
You can't be serious anon
Anonymous No.718838472
>>718796712
Nick and Lever can't even get an official English translation and yet these two lovable fucks have become the most /4chan/ core duo ever...
Sasuga based retards.
Anonymous No.718838690
>>718805931
Yeah it was fun at the beginning with the shenanigans and hints of a bigger world, but the more characters he introduced the less I cared about them all.
Anonymous No.718838837
>>718813303
>could just want your own loyal wife
>fantasy is to share a whore with another man
Yeah, sounds gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.718838852 >>718839253
>>718836529
I haven't read this in years, is she STILL a massive cuckqueen?
Anonymous No.718838903
>>718786672
Janny Wurts wrote an 11-volume epic fantasy series about this
Anonymous No.718838906 >>718839192
Goblin girls are just 4channel approved Quirk Chungus
Anonymous No.718838960
>>718789219
Come on, werewolf gf is not evil
Anonymous No.718839080
>>718786168
You’re going to get bored of her after two weeks of rawdogging her on every available surface.
Anonymous No.718839137 >>718850496
>>718783898 (OP)
You know, if I was a pro at game dev, I'd turn this dynamic into a game...and create the game that suited my needs.
Anonymous No.718839192
>>718838906
its just manic pixie dreamgirl, but shes not a person, so you dont need to deal with the manic pixie dreamgirl enablers.
and also chungi are almost always just performing the bit for other women.
Anonymous No.718839253 >>718839841
>>718838852
Oh you have no idea
the gods kidnapped him and they're running a train on him right now
Anonymous No.718839354
>>718823690
NO
Anonymous No.718839751
>>718823690
What is your favorite games?
Anonymous No.718839841 >>718840028
>>718839253
>snake action
Maybe nows the time to catch up...
Anonymous No.718840028
>>718839841
Yesterday's chapter btw
Anonymous No.718840105
>>718826680
>relying on technology instead of the dao
He could not even beat the lowliest juniors of our sect...
Anonymous No.718840319
>>718822367
4channers aren't one to talk, all you fags do is make a shortstack green, 99% of the time you forget the iconic goblin schnozz
Anonymous No.718840417 >>718840710
>cuck
:|

>cuckquean
:O
Anonymous No.718840428 >>718840563 >>718840842
>>718783898 (OP)
What a hyper goblin?
Anonymous No.718840563
>>718840428
A goblin that is hyper sexual
Anonymous No.718840596 >>718843340
>>718803907
It's been years but I'm pretty sure he trooned out.>>718803847
Anonymous No.718840710
>>718840417
yes
Anonymous No.718840842
>>718840428
a goblin with ADHD and/or on a sugar induced killing spree
Anonymous No.718841035
>>718783898 (OP)
Any with a cowboy and his big iron?

>>718786672
>Latna Saga
Anonymous No.718841138
Has anyone done an ideal duo thing where it's a head and 2 floating hands like Andross, Wham Bam Rock or Tiki Tong?
Anonymous No.718841816
>>718789745
Yeah Diamondback, she gets a redemption arc afterwards, almost got played by Alita Battle Angel in the terrible Sam Wilson movie and is one of Marvel's most underrated female characters.
Anonymous No.718842212 >>718852470
>>718795438
The wizards in that show were truly inspirational
Anonymous No.718842938
>>718799116
Anon, that's how a 190cm man would look in comparison to a tiny 140cm Asian woman.
Anonymous No.718843041 >>718843091
bots best faction
Anonymous No.718843091 >>718843232
>>718843041
Agaisnt?
Anonymous No.718843232 >>718843496 >>718851271
>>718843091
just fucking send me to a meat grinder, man
Anonymous No.718843340
>>718840596
Is he really trooned out, or are you just fucking with us, right? right???
Anonymous No.718843418
>>718815563
I'm currently working on a game with this dynamic lol
Anonymous No.718843496
>>718843232
Dont worry anon you aren't agaisnt me.
Anonymous No.718843959 >>718847320
>>718806363
you fuckign got me
Anonymous No.718844265
>>718829625
>. Had a bunch of really neat things like the european form of cultivation being math and science based rather than mysticism. Have to learn a bunch of formulas to expand your "inner dimensions" from 2d to 3d in lieu of going up a cultivation stage for example.
This is literally what the Cult of Pythagoras was about.
Half the reason the West became the world leader in mathematics is that people believed they could transcend their human bodies and hang out with the Gods in Olympus if they figured out more geometry formulas.
Anonymous No.718845747
>>718799592
>Saya no Uta
>Moralfag
>Superhero
Anonymous No.718845807 >>718846337
>>718812743
Is there any game out there where you play as a husband-wife combo? And where they actually have good chemistry and flirt on occasion
Anonymous No.718846281
>>718786672
isn't that inyasha
Anonymous No.718846337 >>718846426 >>718846674
>>718845807
I dont remember it all that well but I think Divinity: original sin 1 were husband and wife.
Anonymous No.718846426 >>718846674 >>718846871
>>718846337
You sure? I can't find anything about that
Anonymous No.718846674 >>718846871
>>718846337
>>718846426
Nah, they were just assigned partners for source hunting
Anonymous No.718846871 >>718846991 >>718849225
>>718846426
>>718846674
Yeah I looked it up. There is a lot of flirting between the 2 of them and at the end of the game their relationship gets defined by your interactions throughout the game. They could end up as friends or in a relationship all along.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DivinityOriginalSin/comments/zluwdk/are_the_two_main_characters_of_dos_1_supposed_to/
>inb4 linking to reddit
Anonymous No.718846991 >>718847318
>>718846871
The beauty of DOS was that you could choose what kind of personality the other character had and that would then potentially result in conflicts with your main character, we had to solve so many situation with Rock-paper-scissors lol, really made it feel alive
I love Larian
Anonymous No.718847318
>>718846991
Its been so long for me that I cant remember shit about the game which is perfect for a replay.
Anonymous No.718847320 >>718847528 >>718852583
>>718843959
>>718806363
swapped it around cause it made more sense
Anonymous No.718847528
>>718847320
Need this but its your fairy guide who's been secretly crushing on you for the entire adventure (she's also a massive pervert)
Anonymous No.718847574
>>718834636
Yandex is better than google in general
Anonymous No.718848019
>>718800767
American Dad
Anonymous No.718848280
>>718823690
Incredible.
Anonymous No.718848308
>>718823690
God damnit.
Anonymous No.718849225
>>718846871
That sounds interesting in its own way, but I specifically wanted a couple that were married from the beginning. Mostly because I've never even heard of a game like that
Anonymous No.718849607
haha the joke is sex. how funny
Anonymous No.718849740 >>718849769 >>718849808 >>718850328 >>718851087
>haha the joke is sex. how funny
Anonymous No.718849769
>>718849740
why did you post your face?
Anonymous No.718849808
>>718849740
you got xim
Anonymous No.718850328
>>718849740
So just like real life, then?
Anonymous No.718850496
>>718839137
How does this work?
Do they have in common?
What's their dynamic like?
Anonymous No.718850691
>>718786159
You know the rules anon
Anonymous No.718850752
>>718786672
Inuyasha and Devil May Cry
Anonymous No.718851031
>>718790032
The OG. Every thread like this one should start with it. The shit eating grin of the wizard always does it for me. Truly a great meme
Anonymous No.718851087
>>718849740
The joke is the subversion of expectations. Like how your father had high hopes for you, and you became a tranny.
Anonymous No.718851271
>>718843232
it agaisn't that bad
Anonymous No.718852123
>>718823690
you on the left
Anonymous No.718852470
>>718795438
>>718842212
That show really.did deserve a third season. I really think that would have been the perfect length.
Anonymous No.718852583
>>718847320
>>718806363
Basado
Anonymous No.718853616
>>718804849
Lmao.. I know this is Excalibur without even reaching the middle of the paragraph. Putting the most OP of weapons for everyone to take and it being so obnoxious that even being OP nobody wants to touch him with a 10 foot pole. Le soul eater "tch" face is timeless. On that note Gachiakuta looks pretty similar to soul eater in some expressions, it's the same studio?
Anonymous No.718853878
>>718787406
Huh..... Stella Glow?
Anonymous No.718853945
>>718787406
This archetype is so old it was in the Flash Gordon comic strips and the Tarzan novels
Anonymous No.718854048
>>718810306
Not game but One Hit Kill Onee-san will scratch that itch. It has Kilmaria also. Best laughs..The opening is goofy af but The Ending hits super hard. It's amazingly well done
Anonymous No.718854072 >>718854413 >>718854418
>>718795481
Stella Glow
The Hundred Line

You also impregnate the villainess, at both games.
Anonymous No.718854413
>>718854072
>spoiler
Sold
Anonymous No.718854418
>>718854072
I guess I'm downloading both, then
Anonymous No.718854849
Looking for Human Man + Cute Adopted Bioweapon before this thread dies, anyone have it?
Anonymous No.718854881
>>718826680
Any Nightreign that's sees this will shit bricks.
Anonymous No.718854990
>>718823690
AIIIEEEE!!!
Anonymous No.718855552
>>718803265
BlazBlue, and to a lesser extent Guilty Gear.
Anonymous No.718855825
>>718792475
fuck, what was this website again?