Thread 718787706

>here he comes! Shhh!..
>hey anon! So... got any plans for the weekend or will you stay in and play video games?
>*Pam giggles

>>718787706 (OP)
lmao I don't have an job

>>718787706 (OP)
I'm gonna play some final fantasy 14 online

>>718787706 (OP)
My head feels like it's going to explode, constant pressure in my neck and skull and a feeling of constant sleepiness and dizziness, as if all the blood has been cut off to my brain. I went to a Thai massage to try and loosen it but it just made it worse. When I try to type sentences they come out broken and simplistic, when I go for a walk my lungs burn and my legs feel like jelly. I ask friends for help but they just ignore me. It's torment. My brain isn't working. Every night the fatigue gets worse, not a single good sleep in months. I feel like I'm losing my sanity, and worst of all, there's no good Vidya.

>>718787878
Harry du Bois...

>>718787878
>basedjack retard has a brain tumor
karma is real

>>718787706 (OP)
>*shoot's you in the fucking face*
what now? huh? what now bitch?

>>718787706 (OP)
I've got football with my oldest son on Saturday morning and swimming with the younger one on Sunday. I'm looking forward to playing videogames tonight and Sunday evening though. What about the two of you?

At least im not a cukold like you

>>718787706 (OP)
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*
dasdenuruleofthegeam
you ta
you die
*STOMACH GRUMBLES*
*THE CACOPHONY OF BELCHES BEGINS*

>>718787706 (OP)
This meme has always seemed a little weird to me cause in the actual show Jim has some obvious power level slip ups of his own
>hates parties and concocts entire plans to leave them early
>ditches his own wedding
>gets super meek when confronted by an actual alpha like Roy
It's clear he's a case of an autist getting an ego boost from being in the same room as a slightly more autistic autist.

>>718787981
can't ask for a happier ending, except maybe more pain on his end

>>718787706 (OP)
Get the fuck to work. If I catch you fucking flirting around with Pam when you're supposed to be working again, you're fucking fired! Pam, go do an inventory of the stationery.

>>718787706 (OP)
I'm gonna make some drink combos and have a little mourn but you two giggling guses have fun

>>718787706 (OP)
No one in my workplace knows I play videogames.
They're pretty much my sole hobby but I hide them like a man would hide his homosexuality or drug addiction; I'm 40 years old.

>>718787706 (OP)
Y-yeah
*looks at feet

>>718787706 (OP)
I once banged a married woman from accounts payable after telling her she was my favorite AP girl to work with

>>718787706 (OP)
..i am playing games and my coworkers as well.. one of the very few persk left in the IT field you dont have to pretend

Wisdom is knowing that Jim is a fucking loser

>>718787706 (OP)
I still want to punch Jim in the face so hard it's unreal.

I'm sorry that your life is so empty and devoid of joy that you need to mock and deride others to feel any sort of contentment with yourself Jim.
When Pam leaves you one day for a more exciting smug asshole don't worry, I'll be there for you Jim. We can play Silksong together.

Imagine hiding your interests from others. Seems like bitch nigga behavior. We live in an era where normies namedrop Thundercat--times have changed.

>>718787706 (OP)
Jim you have zero productivity for the last 3 months. Clean out your desk, you are fired

>>718787706 (OP)
At my job, all the men love video games and all the women think video games are ridiculous.

>>718788604
It's hilarious how you can actually read this one in Dwight's voice.

the didnt say that

>>718788604
>Silksong
It's not real.

>>718787706 (OP)
I don't talk about videogames with my coworkers, also Pam was a whore who was basically cheating on her boyfriend flirting with Jim so i wouldn't care about what they think

>>718788790
Pam knew she would be hitting the wall in a few years, time was running out.

>>718787706 (OP)
This kind of behavior stems from felling superiority over one. "The quiet coworker who does not engage with us would rather play his stupid games, so let's make fun of him for that."
The thing is, their superiority is fragile. Hitting the gym is a massive game changer in this situation, and it's quite sad. They don't care of your good deeds, your virtues or what can you bring for the company, but rather how can you feed their mockery of life, dependent on pointless drama, which can be in danger because of your gains.
So, my final answer for you question anon would to suplex both of them, preferably at the same time.

>>718787878
lmao good one anon. I heartily chuckled.

>>718787706 (OP)
>Well yes, I've got a little...
>*stares at Pam's chest*
>project to finish in inZOI.

>>718788641
People acting like big children isn't a good thing.
Think about the average balding guy with glasses and beard talking excitedly about Star Wars and Game of Thrones; if you talk about your manchild hobbies that's how others will see you.

>>718788587
>Jim Halpert IS Jack Ryan!
>Jim Helpert IS Hardass McGraw in The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi!
I could not make this leap of imagination

I never thought this show was funny. I never thought Pam was sexy nor do I think Jim was funny and Steve Carole was annoying. Jim seemed the most pathetic character out of the entire show, a guy working a dead end job he hated because he busted after a girl who put him in the friend zone. Even his arc where he finally gets the girl and moves up in the company is still sad. He won a woman who would leave her fiance for a coworker and moved up in a job he hates. Its just kinda soul crushing.

>>718789172
ive never seen an episode of the office, but i feel the same way. just takes me out of the show entirely.

>>718787706 (OP)
>here he comes
HERE COMES SPEEDRACER
HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

>Actually, I am really smart and competent, I still on this job because I am still looking for my real drive in life

Do we tell him?

I'm gonna try and take it easy tonight after jerking off five times in 4 hours and playing Diablo 1 for like 30 minutes.
Not my finest moment.

Just say you play the piano then everyone loves you

>>718787706 (OP)
Why yes, I actually just beat my last Skyrim playthrough and I'm quite excited to try the Robo Cop game I bought a while ago.

>>718787706 (OP)
PREPARE TO BE SLAUGHTERED

>>718787878
are you trolling or is this real? why dont you go to a doctor

>>718789267
I thought it was funny - i am the one of the most joyless persons on the entire planet, dont find standup or anything else funny. Although I did watch it when I was quite a bit younger than now. Might have a different opinion if I were to watch it now

It's pretty interesting that many "fans" of the show completely missed that Jim was an even bigger loser than Dwight.

>>718788237
> autist getting an ego boost from being in the same room as a slightly more autistic autist.
Literally me

>>718788237
>It's clear he's a case of an autist getting an ego boost from being in the same room as a slightly more autistic autist
So you mean like exactly what's happening in the OP?

>>718787706 (OP)
You know it! You guys should come by and hang out. Dinner's on me.
>gestures to penis

>>718791043
and...me as well

>>718787878
I’m in the same boat, anon. Basically all the same symptoms. First of all, how much do you drink? There’s a good chance I’m in my position because of copious amounts of alcohol. I also suffer from extremely bad anxiety, so that might be something you have as well. I suggest going to a therapist to confirm whether you have any specific mental issues and/or getting a brain scan so you can definitively rule out a tumor for your peace of mind.

Spamming this stupid bullshit on just /tv/ isn't enough anymore? Fuck off already fag.

>>718787839
>an job
not with that grammar.

no, that's what i did during my vacation

>>718787706 (OP)
Video games ARE my plan for the weekend

Was his hatred for HR justified?

>>718787706 (OP)
Hi Jim. did you blow your paycheck on gelatin for the 5th time? Hi Pam how's your divorce with what's his name going?

>>718791786
HR are Satan's minions, every HR ever, no question about it

>>718791539
that wasnt me

>>718787706 (OP)
Thank God I don't have to interact with coworkers at all past saying Hello, Goodbye or actual meetings and shit like that. I cannot imagine what it's like hanging out with people who peaked in high school or college and treat the rest of their life like an extension of thatperiod of their lives.

>>718787706 (OP)
>didn't pam cheat on another guy for you?
>that doesn't happen only once you know
*rips fart and walks away*

>>718787706 (OP)
Yup. And you, pretending to work and you pam hardly working? FYI, you are fired, don't come monday.

>>718787706 (OP)
>highly socialized people
>jim, dwight, michael are single
i don't get it

>>718787706 (OP)
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

>>718791786
>Paul Lieber(stein)
I think it was, yes.

>>718787706 (OP)
Nobody would speak to me like this at work because I'm muscular and charming.
Everyone likes me, and the one guy who doesn't shuts the fuck up because he knows

>>718793010
Being muscular does change things

>>718787706 (OP)
These two used to be my favourite characters when I watched this show as a teenager, but when I rewatched it last year I felt nothing but contempt for these assholes. Am I getting old?

>>718789443
I've never seen the British version, but I believe the idea is that they're all kind of guys without many qualities, right? In the American version, the two salesmen are super competent and make huge sales and stuff. But they're still working at a shitty little company with eight employees that sells paper.

>>718791043
>>718791453
Fren

Probably watch that new James Gunn film

>>718793621
Nobody actually tried using a title like that in current year, right? Something people might have to say out loud to mention what they've watched

>>718787878
Stiff neck. Learn how to crack it. Idiot

>>718787878
>52997 - BasedBooru.png

>>718787706 (OP)
Seventeen hour long goon sesh to tentacle hentai, same as always. Still enjoying the sloppy seconds, Jim?

>>718793868
Jim will now make it his mission to get you fired, Gigachad. Good work.

>>718787706 (OP)
>*I stand there in silence*
>"A-anon?"
>He's unnerved by my demeanor, so much that when I step forward he jumps back a little bit, a beta move Pam clocks in disappointment
>"You know, Jim," I begin with a cool sigh, cracking my neck, "I've seen a lot of your boyish pranks over the years. The hitting on an engaged woman. Going out of your way to make everyone else's job just a little bit harder for your own amusement. But at the end of the day, you're in same place you always were. You haven't advanced in your career or your life. Your pranks are all forgotten by the end of the day. And that's what you'll be. Let me tell you something the others won't tell you because they fear your reprisal: This won't last forever. Your looks will fade, your jokes will run out of steam, and you'll end up bitter and alone, the only joy in your miserable existence being masturbating to the fleeting joy of the memories of your supposed victories, using your own tears as lubricant."
>"I was just-"
>"Your time of talking is over, Jimmy boy. Now you listen. I'm not Dwight. You hit me, I hit you back. Harder. And if you annoy me or inconvenience me, even delay me in my hard work (ever wonder why I'm advancing and you're not?), I'll make your life a living nightmare. I won't do it in the office. I'm smart, unlike you. But every wind that breaks, every passing shadow, you'll perceive in fear, knowing I am waiting, and one day, you won't know the hour, I will spring out to make your life a living nightmare, and the hell I send you to will seem like Heaven. You're nothing, J. You're nobody."
>*By now he's a blubbering wreck, his tears twin rivers to the lake of his pissed pants. He runs away and we can see he also shat himself from fear*
>*I also see a puddle under Pam, of vaginal fluid. I caress the side of her cheek, softly, and she closes her eyes, leaning into my finger*
>"You don't have to take this Pam. You're better."
>I leave her with just a taste and go back to work

>>718787706 (OP)
>hey anon! So... got any plans for the weekend or will you stay in and play video games?
>*Pam giggles

>nah, I was just thinking of staying home and jerk off while reading Shoujo Ramune... what about you guys?

>>718794051
>Now you listen. I'm not Dwight.
You're right, you sound more like Dobson.

>>718789714
>Pam giggles again
>but Jim looks suddenly forlorn
>he too wants to Robocop

>>718787706 (OP)
Nah, I'm going to asphyxi-wank while looking at Pam's Christmas photos.

>summer classes ended one week ago
>last semester before I get my masters starts in two weeks
You're goddamn right I am spending this whole weekend playing video games and watching stupid ass movies. With my kitty too. I got a whole list of goofy shit for us to watch.

>>718794387
The day I learned there was photo evidence of the actual event that inspired this comic being the exact opposite in nature of how the comic depicts it was the day I started to think maybe there was a higher power at work in the universe after all

>>718794972
>photo evidence of the actual event
It's a very obvious photoshop

>>718787706 (OP)
I remember thinking while watching the show that Jim had massive main character privilege. He gets two different love interest, gets the promotion, and avoids some slapstick, mainly due to him being the character the audience is meant to root for. But I feel like Jim's likeably is anchored by the fact that he is surrounded by cartoon characters. In isolation, Jim isn't that great of a guy.

>>718787706 (OP)
>suckerpunch jim
>mount pam right in front of him and fuck her silly
>make him watch while she cums her brains out
>snap out of daydream and stammer something about "work" and walk away while jim&pam make fun of me just loud enough for me to hear it.