Thread 718789364

>pits
>feet
>freckles
>buds
>wide hips
>plump lips
what was nintendo's objective when they designed this character?

KYS PEDO TRASH

>>718789749
She's 13, that's not pedo

>>718789848
Damn, what a hag. Way too old.

>>718789749
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>718789848
She doesn't look 13

>>718792685
17-22

>>718793115
Hard agree, definitely designed to hit that ambiguous anime "old enough to simp, young enough to dodge commitment" sweet spot. Nintendo knows exactly what they're doing-throw in a sailor outfit and a cryptic age in the lore and boom, marketing magnet.

Pedophiles are just men that failed with women their age so they try to talk advantage of the young since they have zero experience. I can't think of anything less manly than that.

>>718794483
Nah, some are just legitimately mentally ill

>>718794483
>>718795902
Lolicon website

>>718789364 (OP)
Remove feet and freckles.

>>718789364 (OP)
Does she have freckles down there?

This right here is how you know you are dealing with an ultra-pervert

>>718790112
This is both cute and erotic for me for some reason.

>>718796331
I'll check and let you know

>>718794483
That sounds like men in general. Tell us something we don't know.

>>718789848
>>718792685
She smells legal

>>718796378
almost 25x25. So close.

>>718789364 (OP)
>>718792685
>>718796021
Please don't sexualize Mario's daughter.

>>718796021
not after the >>>/l/ removal years ago

>>718797884
retard

>>718797534
it's more aesthetic that way

>>718789364 (OP)
onahole body type

>>718789364 (OP)
For you to fuck her.

For you to fuck a child.

For you to have intercourse with a child.

For you to realize your fantasy of having intercourse with a child.

Is that it? Is that what you wanted me to say? That you want to fuck a child?

For you to get inside a prepubescent girl's sweet, sweet virginal pussy and impregnate her.

Is that what you wanted? Is it?

>>718799845
Anon you can't say that!

>>718789364 (OP)
Backup plan for the people that hate the DK redesign

>>718799845
all me btw

>>718789848
>actually officer its hebephilia not pedophilia so you have to let me go
Why are pedos so retarded

>>718792685
>>718793115
I felt the same way about misty from pokemon, shes like 12 in the show but I always thought she was 17.

>>718799845
...

>>718798775
He is right.
We, as a board, must treat Mario's supposed daughter with respect.

>>718789364 (OP)
Tendies never beating the pedo allegations

>>718800214
I'm not talking about stupid laws that even consider a 17yo no different from a 1yo, I'm talking about reality.

>>718800317
That's just Pauline

>>718794483
People who fail with women fall back on fat women or ethnic women. True pedophiles quit trying in high school when all their classmates turned to hags.

>>718800365
Please stop making up lies about Nintendo fans.

>>718800468
Bro I quit in middle school. I only continued in high school because one girl was still as short and undeveloped as an elementary schooler (holy fuck she was cute)

>>718799845
Before I answer any of those questions I would like for my lawyer to be present

>>718789364 (OP)
go back to border and stop molesting white kids, Pedro
gonna call ICE

>>718800427
Yes.
She is a new Pauline.
What if Nintendo wanted to make a Pauline platformer?
They wanted to make a Donkey Kong platformer with DK as the protagonist, so they decided to create a new version of DK that was the son of the DK from the arcade game.
Now, I don't think it would be appealing to run and jump around as Mayor Pauline, so perhaps Nintendo decided to make a new Pauline to appeal to the current generation of gamers.
Please think about it.

>>718800408
If you find 17 yo attractive you are a degenerate and we will arrest you and put you on youtube for our entertainment