Thread 718790157

Truck status?

Go to your containment board

>>718790157 (OP)
If it landed right the deer could survive that

>the whole joke is that the hunter guy said the deer ran in front of his car, but in reality he swayed off the road to chase him down
>tumbler trannies remake the joke with some cartoon shit, but the deer actually did run on the road, removing the actual funny part

>>718790548
Anon, the joke is that Asgore murdered Dess on purpose.

>>718790548
It's not tumblrites, it's redditors. They'll run any joke they can into the ground.

>>718790669
That’s what the original joke is about thoughever

How the fuck Rudy managed to pick up Carol? He is BROWN and GAY, just look at him. It should have been me, it's no fair!

>>718790368
Deers are an Avengers-Level Threat, fuck them niggas!

>>718791136
that was 20 years ago

>>718791026
And that's why they used it as a template here you tranny nigger

>>718791136
The Spooning Sex Position is too powerful

>>718791136
anon he told you how
he was the only one with the balls to call her hot at a party and she slapped the shit out of him
the real question is how asgore got toriel, who was a party slut
either he rivals ralsei or toriel just settled for him

>>718790157 (OP)
The idea that this goatman ran some rando deer thing over in a drunken rage is the only enjoyment I've ever gotten from this franchise.

>>718792421
>either he rivals ralsei
If you want an idea of what Asgore looked like as a young man, look at Hyperdeath Asriel.

>>718792698
i'm talking about ralsei's canonical size, not his appearance

Speaking of Ralsei, how the fuck does he never turn to stone and can always just appear in new Dark Fountains? Is he hightailing it to Castle Town just before Kris seals the fountain?

>>718793023
DARKNESS