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Anonymous No.718793997 >>718794202 >>718794940 >>718796017 >>718796361 >>718797462 >>718799073 >>718801889
>HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF???
>DOOM IS THE MOST CHRISTIAN GAME EVER!
>GET IT? BECAUSE YOU KILL DEMONS VIOLENTLY BUT CHRISTIANS DON'T REALLY LIKE VIOLENT GAMES IN GENERAL!
Anonymous No.718794202
>>718793997 (OP)
the key to making a Christian game so that it is non Christian as possible
Anonymous No.718794716
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, listen to this, MARIO EATS HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS
Anonymous No.718794940
>>718793997 (OP)
Would you please sit down?
Anonymous No.718796017 >>718797398
>>718793997 (OP)
Fuck Phillip Banks.
Anonymous No.718796283 >>718798385
Everything post-Gamergate on this site has mostly targeted leftists, so post your favorite videos of Christians or any other religious figures acting retarded.

https://youtu.be/ws_ELgoTILI?si=FFKKwWmqnq3mKmsJ
Anonymous No.718796361
>>718793997 (OP)
is shredder a christian?
Anonymous No.718797398
>>718796017
What can you say about PHILIP BANKS?
What the heck can you say about PHILIP BANKS!?
Anonymous No.718797462 >>718797958 >>718801635
>>718793997 (OP)
Daily reminder:

christcuckery killed more white europeans and their cultures than any other religion.

when christcucks took over europe like the plague (inducted by a Jewish Roman emperor) we called it the Dark Ages for a reason.

christcucks tortured innocent whites and fucked and raped their children.

christcuckery crippled europe's spiritual, intellectual and cultural progress for almost a thousand years.

everything in the christcuck mythos is stolen and assimilated from other religions around it.

nietzsche was right to assert that it's all rooted in misery and misanthropy, and a deep seated hatred for the world.

christcuckery is incompetable with national socialism or racial superiority as every golem is the same under their kike god.

the vatican church is one of the richest organizations on earth yet those corrupt greedy kikeworshippers still pinch out every penny from their faithful golems.

whatever snippets of spiritual wisdom can be acquired from the bible is lost on christcucks as they take its allegories and story literally and word for word.

christcucks imported the corruptive lore of satanic demonology into the minds of westerners and fucked everything up forever.

the pope recently sanctified gay marriages and welcomed transgender people into the vatican. literal LGBT religion.

kikeworshippers are the enemy of the white man and all free folks of europe.

christcucks demonize every group that had tried to advance cultural and scientific knowledge because keeping people stupid and helpless is their religion's whole shtick.

christcucks also tried to get a foodhold in Japan and slime their way into their religious landscape through bribery and recruiting beggars on the streets to become their advocates, but were quickly driven out of Japan by the Emperor who noticed their scheming smeary tricks and had half of them executed like the slimy kikes that they were.

christcuckery = anti-human

total crossnigger death.
Anonymous No.718797918
The poster above me is Indian
Anonymous No.718797958
>>718797462
Who was it that showed Constantine the Chi-Rho and then visited him in his dreams?

It wasn't Jupiter.
It wasn't Zeus.
It wasn't Wodan/Woten.
It wasn't Odin.
It wasn't Apollo.
It wasn't Sol Invictus.
It was Jesus Christ.

Christ told him the truth:
>In this sign, you will conquer.
Anonymous No.718798385
>>718796283
>any other religious figures
so.... leftists?
Anonymous No.718799073
>>718793997 (OP)
UNCLE PHIL WE WUZ RAW
Anonymous No.718801328
A Christian game should be like Persona 5 except instead of entering a parallel world to change people's hearts, you're entering their hearts proper like some Kingdom Hearts shit. You'll engage in turn-basd combat against wicked spirits for the glory of God, that those you pray for may have a clean heart of flesh and not one of stone. When you beat every major story boss you have to type in the Our Father to deplete his final hit point
Anonymous No.718801635 >>718802028
>>718797462
This isn't 2005 anymore Brandon. People want real meaning, and neither you nor any thought you've ever had can satisfy that need. Turns out your gay and the Holy Bible was 100% true all along. Who'd have thunk it?
To all present: you can side with these kinds of people, being destructive, spiritually stunted crabs in a barrel who are literally trying to fight GOD
Or you can save yourself the trouble and homosexuality of the soul and just call upon your King, Jesus Christ
Remember, it is finished.
Anonymous No.718801889
>>718793997 (OP)
Mr. Banks, your opening statement.
Anonymous No.718802028
>>718801635
You found meaning in a tale about a rabbi born to a jewish maiden who claimed to be the son of the canaanite's thor?