Thread 718795775

Always remember that you won your first battle royale already

i was grown in a test tube

i just happened to be where the condom tore

Winning 1 battle has no meaning when you're losing the whole war

this is what sciencefags actually believe

What a shame.
It was a good egg.
What a rotten way to live.

What a shame.

>>718795775 (OP)
This is dumb. You were always going to be born. Your soul was in each and every one of those sperm cells the particular cell only determined your genetics.
If anything you should be pissed that you got the one that made you ugly as fuck.

>>718796046
>>718795775 (OP)
How does this make more sense than the stork bringing you?

>>718795775 (OP)
if i could go back in time to when i was a sperm cell i would commit apoptosis

>>718796046
Is not true? Then what happens really?

Please tell me someone's made a sperm battle royale game already. Just Mario Royale with cum. It looks like the easiest idea on Earth.

>>718796839
fall guys

they need to balance it

>>718796892
i love games

>>718795775 (OP)
Gachafags had to get a little help

>>718795775 (OP)
>>718796046
No, actually what sciencefags believe is that every one of those sperm cells carries the same information, so a better analogy would be if you were playing a battle royale with a million clones of yourself. Obviously if anyone wins at all, it'll be you. Each sperm cell is not a fucking completely different variant you complete retards lmao

>>718796961
>is born autistic
>and infertile
Thanks nanobot for bringing me into life

>>718796961
If the spermatozoid already has issues you gotta wonder how will the kid end up

>>718796986
It will be you, sure, but not (You) in the same way that you wouldn't be able to control a clone's body or share their senses just because they share your genetic information

>>718796961
this will bring about human extinction

The real victory was being the egg that happened to be in the uterus at the time of conception. The sperm is just a genetic booster pack you opened.

>>718796961
>forcing people who have no chance to exist
I'm not an anti-natalist or anything but that is cruelty. We already have huge swaths of people who don't fit into society and have a whole host of mental and physical issues that keep them from leading compelling and fulfilling lives. We don't need the game being that fucking rigged.

>>718796783
This is sciencey rhetoric to detract you from God, your soul is born at conception. To think that "you" were one of millions of sperm is a trick to make people think things like abortion are ok, because its just one possible fetus out of millions after all right? It's like people thinking a cloud of space dust during the imaginary big bang is the same thing as them because it has the same atoms that make up their body when in reality God is what gave you existence/life.

>>718797358
But the rich need more retards to carry their arses

>>718796046
We got a flat earth level retard in the thread everyone!

>>718797356
But I'm male and we all know that spermatozoids are males as well. Eggs are female

That sperm is only half of you, and the other half is the egg that rigged the game by choosing which sperm to let in. Seeing yourself as a winner in that scenario is like fucking your own fist and claiming you got laid.

>>718796986
If that was true then all siblings would look the same, sex aside.

>>718796961
Don't worry, we will have AI and power suits to make sure the little guy can survive the harsh world

>>718797363
>source: my ass

>>718796393
It doesn't make more sense, it's just the one that's real

>>718795775 (OP)
Pictured: Rouge the Bat after I'm through with her

>>718796961
>forced to birth a genetic dead-end
I now support abortions

>>718796986
If the same guy has several kids with the same women, your theory would say that every single one of there kids would be the same since they were made by the same two genes.
But that's clearly wrong, and you are clearly a retard.

>>718797686
I've seen a stork. I've never seen these weird snake things.

>>718796961
>fertilising high class eggs with filthy broken sperm
kino

>>718797363
For your sake I hope this is larping

>>718795775 (OP)
>YOU are the sperm!
actually you're the egg with that shitty simp's dna package skin. whatever shitty sperm got to you determined your gender at best.

>>718797083
>>718797358
according to some studies i skimmed through, sperm defects like mobility issues dont seem to affect the resulting child. as long as theres nothing wrong with the dna in the sperm, the kid should be ok.

>>718796345
wrong
the soul enters when the fetus gets blood for the first time
t. Vatican

>>718795775 (OP)
number one victory royale
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)

We are so fucking doomed

>>718795775 (OP)
isn't it more like fall guys where u were just the first one to make it through all the obstacles
idk if i would call it a battle royale

>>718796986
Anon, we teach this shit in early elementary school.
How can you fuck up such basic facts?

Have you never in your life seen a pair of twins? And how those born of a single egg are clones of each other, while twins from multiple eggs are just regular siblings with the exact same birthday?

People always pretend its a battle royale. If anything, its a MMO raid
>Tank sperm designed to fuck up any foreign ones that are there
>Healer sperm designed to empower others or provide a blockage to potential enemies
>DPS in two different formats, X type are slower but have more HP, Y type are faster but have lesser HP

Its a whole team of allies that one the game if one is alive at the end and brings down the boss's shield , but some team members are there specifically to deal if they find this is not just a PVE raid but some sort of PVPVE encounter.

>>718798191
>PVPVE encounter
What are some games like this it sounds kind of rad.

>>718796961
>you now have a small piece of nanobot stuck to you from conception
It's like microplastics, but on purpose!

>>718796986
>science fags
proceeds to step into the realm of science
the fuck are you doing boy?

>>718798302
There are almost no MMOs that work this way, but occasionally they'll have a single raid that requires some sort of multiple-team-race (WoW did this for one boss or one raid I think), but most PVPVE are
>Extraction Shooters
like Tarkov or Hunt (the one in the bayou) where there are NPC bosses with loot, but you need to go up against other players either FFA or on teams to beat the boss first and/or get out with the loot, lest if be stolen from you. Its a cool idea in principle but many in practice can be shitty and frustrating

>>718796345
There is no soul.

>>718797862
Y also determines fertility, height, appetite (obesity) and schizophrenia/depression/anxiety

>>718795775 (OP)
This is where I peaked unfortunately.

>>718798489
it's from before your time. Lineage 2 did it really well

>>718798146
elementary school is woke

what if you're a twin and got carried by your sibling

The actual math behind existence is absolutely baffling.
It's been calculated that the chances of any one single person existing is about 1 in 10 to the power of 2,685,000.
Every single poster in this thread, the likelihood of any of us coming to exist is astronomical, verging on impossible.
And yet right now you're wasting that existence in a thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>718796961
Gen beta is going to be somehow more retarded and mentally ill than alpha aren't they?

scientists no longer agree this is how sperm selection works, the egg chooses which one it lets in

>>718797932
>lab-made sperm
>artificial testicles
Soulless

>>718797862
There are lots of other things that the sperm's genome offers.

>>718798579
>Lineage 2
Not before my time at all. No, it did not do it well. This was a MMO that was designed to reward the top no-lifer guild, was grind heavy and from the XP loss era of gaming, and if you went for PVP or to take the crown you basically had to out autists all the other autists - it wasn't something that anyone but the handful of top guilds per server even bothered with and the costs for failng were dire; this in a genre where running around grinding PVE could be undone hours of work if you died, not to mention gear etc.

I've wasted so much of my DNA (life essence) to porn I don't even know who could have existed.

>>718797874
This, what if the guy just got kicked in the balls a lot or something but the dna is still fine.

>>718798789
Though it did have sexy elves of both the light and dark variety. Its a good example for the Korean dynamic of lovely character designs, shit grindy gacha/item mall everything else when it comes to MMO

>>718798778
>>718796961
No, we decide who enters now

why does someone have to be predetermined who is born from said parent? why must one be fated to mee the other to exist?

>In fact, the average male will produce roughly 525 billion sperm cells over a lifetime

yea, all of us won the lottery of life. even more so if you were not born in the third world.
remember that.

>>718797363
You are honestly the first person I've heard with this retarded take. Abortion is ok because that is your progeny and you are its master. Retards like you are why we can't throw genetic fuck ups to the dogs and they grow up to make even more mutants.

it sucks for people who die young never being able to have sexual intercourse through various reasons. a whole generation wipeout is a nightmare.

>>718796892
sauce?

>>718795775 (OP)
>zoomers are ignorant they think racing games are a battle royale

women and their standards nowadays. they want their own prince charming and fairy tale ending when we all know how shit life.

>>718795775 (OP)
You were never a sperm, retard. Human is a sperm + an egg. So you didn't win shit, you just got formed and then was lucky enough not to get aborted

>>718796961
This is going to be used to push racemixing even further and beyond btw
fuck americans, they are actually destroying the world even harder than anyone thought it could be destroyed

>>718796986
>Untold amount of scientific advancements were produced by men of the cloth that had a much stronger belief in God than some retard lunatic subhuman negative IQ cracker that denies reality
>Retard still thinks he discovered the REAL reality
*Sigh*
The internet should not have given voice to the lowest of our species.

>>718799106
meds, now

>>718797363
>a trick to make people think things like abortion are ok,
What if the baby is black?

>>718796345
so do twins share the same soul or how does that work

>>718795775 (OP)
Everyday I wonder just how fucking bad the rest of the sperms were, considering just how fucking pathetic I am. Did I beat a bunch of down syndorme sperms or what the fuck, I still don't know how or why the fuck I made it.

>>718795869
IVF still generally fertilizes multiple eggs and eventually terminates the excess
your odds are much better, but the premise is still the same.
Even those pro-life friendly IVF methods generally have similar results with only marginally fewer dead fetuses - they're just not internationally aborted to give the most viable the best odds, and result in more twin(triplets, etc). Hence only slightly fewer failures. The difference in more failed pregnancies is made up for and then some with more dangerous pregnancies.

>>718796961
>nanobot gains consciousness and decides to impregnate the egg itself

>>718799106
This is for super rich ultra that are so fucked up they can't impregnate anyone. I imagine that is the treatment they give Elon Musks sperm, considering he uses ivf for his many children.

each of you sick fucks have killed trillions in the past month

>>718795775 (OP)
These were all you, dumbass

>>718799106
>This is going to be used to push racemixing even further and beyond btw
Why would they need this to accomplish that?

>>718796345
>Your soul was in each and every one of those sperm cells
What about twins then?

>>718798531
You have cleverly identified the premise of the last 500 years of science, and congratulations. The only difference between alchemy and science is the denial of a soul existing. Now when you find out the world is run by jesuits and freemasons, who all believe those who deny the soul deserve to be manipulated, youll have to invent some gigacope to explain how the most succesful and wealthy people dont agree with you about what constitutes reality yet you have it all figured out somehow.

>>718795775 (OP)
it was me who got to play the video games ahahahah

>>718799027
Ayane:The Pregnancy Planet

i swear the friends i once knew have this get together party and are planning eugenics to have their kids get interested in one another.

>>718798680
When you wrote this call out, did you understand you were literaly doing the very thing you are calling out?

The sheer dunning-kruger of uneducated /v/irgins commenting on procreation is astounding.

>>718800257
Idk sounds pretty nice sticking with a pool of genes that all want to stay together and keep propagating each other so you can continue being frens over generations doesn't it? Obviously you shouldn't cant decide for anyone even your children who their people are but having it be a suggestion is nice. Enjoy your true loveless existence that will be permanently bred out of existence forever by whatever genes propagate themselves the most though I guess.

>>718799106
No, this will be used to help the ghoul boomers going well into the 100s so that they "still got it"

>>718800846
i hated high school life.

>>718796961
>perfectly virile men get left behind
>meanwhile this inactive soiboy batch of tranny sperm gets nanobots to guide shite sperm into eggs
fuck science

>>718800015
There are so many things wrong with this statement, but you'd call any of them a jesuit freemason conspiracy, so I'll just say you need to take your meds and please , please don't listen to any more wack jobs on the Internet before you're shoving lead and bismuth supplements up your ass because Alex Jones told you they're the secret to eternal life.

>>718799679
Imagine racemixing a white woman with damaged bantu sperm
The manmade horrors that americans are going to summon upon this world will be worse than any nuclear war

how the hell is autism on the rise and what causes people to look like freakshows?

>>718801378
Sperm have motility issues for reasons unrelated to the actual genes they carry.

Women are gross, the fact they want tadpoles in them says a lot

>>718801383
why are you here instead of r/science?

>>718797932
>artificial sperm
>artificial wombs
>LLM's replacing parenting
>everything online is fake and AI generated
How fucked is the future generation?

>>718797932
Wouldn't that make men obsolete ?

>>718802889
most men are completely obsolete anyways.

>>718797932
Don't worry I heard china is making artificial wombs so we all are going to have a robo wife in a future

>>718795775 (OP)
It was obviously a fluke victory. That or the level of competition was absolutely pitiful.

>>718796961
Actively invoking dysgenics on a cellular level... Never thought I'd see the day.

>>718795775 (OP)
The game was rigged from the start, all my competitors died in tragic and mysterious ways.

>>718796961
Hwahahahaha soi betas actually doing this what a dead species(even more)