Thread 718797978

When will he get a REAL game?

Name someone who went through more pain. I'll wait.

why does he make so many horrible decisions

>>718797978 (OP)
Aren't his games real just without the gameplay of the fake ads?

so can i buy this guy's assets and put him as an easter egg in my game

Why does nobody make real games like all the games in these kind of ads? I'm play a brrr number goes up shooter mini game. I'd play a physics based puzzle.

>>718797978 (OP)
He's still trying to get a number big enough to escape development hell, but he keeps making wrong decisions

>>718799452
Too difficult
You're saying you'd know how to beat this?

>>718797978 (OP)
>YOU RETARD, WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THAT GIANT ENEMY
>90 IS A BIGGER NUMBER THAN 78!!! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID??? JUST LET ME PLAY!!!

>>718798206
They purposely programmed him wrong, as a joke.

>>718802245
Tragic

>>718801416
>WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THAT GIANT ENEMY
It's about sending a message.

He did. Tekken 3.

>>718801070
YOU FOOL
WHY DID YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY?
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER

>>718804585
see >>718803968

>>718799452
theres a bunch of games like that on youtube under playables. not that exact one but a lot of the slop ad games are there in one form or another. they're only good enough to hold your attention for a few minutes then they become boring and repetitive.

>>718799452
I've seen a couple of the pull pin games
unsurprisingly it's too basic of a concept to get any interesting gameplay out of

>>718806187
>>718806342
None of them have any of the production value you'd expect though, they feel like they were made in five minutes
I know there's not enough to hold your attention but I'm sure you could make a good H-game out of it

>>718806680
lol zoomies and their phones

>>718806680
The fall is one thing but that jack or whatever you call it would fucking kill