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md5: 5ed8095a... 🔍
>be a europoor
>see UE5 releases demo kit
>move a couple of sliders
>ship to steam
>15,000 people buy it in one day
>"holy shit that worked"
>europoor brain struggles to comprehend work ethic
>stuck with per capita income of €20k brain
>continue to dick around for 4 months
>release update
>somehow makes play worse
>€20k_brain.jpeg
>tell players "update is coooming" for 4 months
>€20k GDP brain melting
>player base now at 270
>release update
>23 people clap
>game dies
>run out of money
>now make anime skins for a chinese battle royale cellphone game
>i am a bodycam dev
>see UE5 releases demo kit
>move a couple of sliders
>ship to steam
>15,000 people buy it in one day
>"holy shit that worked"
>europoor brain struggles to comprehend work ethic
>stuck with per capita income of €20k brain
>continue to dick around for 4 months
>release update
>somehow makes play worse
>€20k_brain.jpeg
>tell players "update is coooming" for 4 months
>€20k GDP brain melting
>player base now at 270
>release update
>23 people clap
>game dies
>run out of money
>now make anime skins for a chinese battle royale cellphone game
>i am a bodycam dev
