Thread 718807494

This man destroyed both Resident Evil and Monster Hunter in the popular consciousness

That broad.. she's but one breast

>>718807494 (OP)
She used to be a cute kid...

Is that one of Mila's spawn?

HOLY SHIT A BOOB
AWOOGA
HONKA HONKA
WAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO

>>718807494 (OP)
And he let's his daughter dress like a hussy

>>718807494 (OP)
His RE films are unironically good, let's not pretend the source material is high brow.

>>718807959
Only the first one is any good
And the last one killed a guy and maimed a woman horribly. It’s remarkable he’s not in prison

>>718808020
Afterlife is the best one though

>>718808063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J58VPpPrmQU

>>718807494 (OP)
I thought the glass cup was a circle meant to highlight how he had his dick out. I had a nice laugh at myself op.

>>718808137
This scene fucks me up. They tried to recreate a scene for fan service and it looks so bad

Can we agree Event Horizon and Mortal Kombat were good

>>718808272
It looks so bad but it’s also 100% accurate to the games in terms of how fucking stupid and ridiculous Wesker ends up. Actually making it cool would be extremely insincere.

>>718808365
EH is slightly overrated. I like the ideas and visuals but a lot of it is pretty boring. Mortal Kombat is good tho

>>718807494 (OP)
Clearly not considering RE is one of the most popular and best-selling video game franchises to this day.

>>718808365
I don’t think anyone thinks Event Horizon is a bad movie. MK is atrocious outside of Kano accidentally being hilarious and awesome.

>>718808613
I really don't understand how people saw these movies as some kind of affront to a franchise that has a final bossfight involving a boulder punching QTE in a volcano.

>>718807494 (OP)
Titty

>>718808137
It looks so over the top but so cheap and bland at the same time.
Like they filmed it, made the cuts and called it a day, no color grading, no after effects, nothing.

>>718808365
Event Horizon is a mixed bag. Could've reduced the action and made the horror more immersive. The quippy nigger hurtling through space and being one of the survivors is so fucking retarded. The signs of the hackjob were there all along.

>>718807494 (OP)
Imagine suckling on Milla's erect nipples in the 90s. God, I love videogames

Hear me out: resident evil reboot directed by zack snyder starring ever anderson as jill

Reminder Rain was supposed to be the MC of the series, not Alice. Milla Jovovich pitched a fit, threatened to quit the production and seduced Paul, so Rodriguez was demoted to a supporting role and killed off.

>I almost quit the movie. I was shooting something else, and Paul had hired Michelle Rodriguez to play Rain. And she had just come off Girlfight and there was Oscar buzz. She was very hot at that moment, and my hotness had sort of been already four years old by that point. So Paul rewrote the script for her. It pretty much made my character “the girl,” and Rain was “the guy.” She got all of my big action scenes, and she became like Alice. And then Alice became this tag-along. I didn’t get the new draft until I was leaving to go to Germany from Canada, where I was working. I ended up reading the script on the plane, so by the time I landed in Berlin I was livid. I got to the hotel and said, “We have to have a big talk, or I’m going to be on a flight tomorrow morning.”

>I had read for a certain version of the movie, and I got the new rewrite the night before I had to go to Berlin [to shoot]. Paul had pretty much written me out of the movie. I was the damsel in distress that Michelle Rodriguez was saving constantly — the “Look out! Behind you!” girl. So by the time I got to the hotel, Paul’s very sweet producing partner was there with flowers, and I grabbed the flowers and said, “I want to see Paul in my room within the hour. There won’t be any script readings in the morning!” Then I quickly changed, did my makeup, put on a really low-cut top and met for some script revisions. He said, “What’s the problem?” I said, “OK, let’s start: Page 1!”

https://www.inverse.com/article/32285-resident-evil-oral-history-jovovich-anderson-stunts-zombie-series
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/02/movies/paul-ws-anderson-milla-jovovich-resident-evil.html

>>718810491
Thank god, Rodriguez is dog ugly and can't act

>>718807959
Only 1 and 2 are good
Siena is the best Jill Ever

>>718807494 (OP)
>>718808846
>>718809930

she's 14

>>718808175
kek same

>>718810491

What a fucking slut

stacy or her mom?

>>718811282
Whichever is 14

>>718811282

STACY AND HER MOM
GOT IT GOIN ON
THEY'RE ALL I WANT
AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

>>718807494 (OP)
Resident Evil has never been more popular you idiot. RE6 sucks dick and RE2 Remake and 7 and 8 are some of the greatest games ever made.

>>718808137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUPaxgIo98

>>718807494 (OP)
the first one is still great B-movie and apocalypse was a good fan service movie except when Milla on screen

>>718811535
You forgot about 3 remake.

>>718808687
Nostalgia critic does, and it’s the only movie opinion that matters.

Sex with Ever Anderson

>>718807494 (OP)
he dug this hole for himself by marrying mila who literally fucked him to steal the RE lead from Michelle Rodriguez. luckily their careers are both near dead so they won't have the pull to get their talentless daughter pushed as a star.

>>718811875
this girl probably already sucked a dick to be in a movie

>>718810491
>Put on a really low cut top
But Jovovich literally has no tits
What was she even trying to do

>>718807494 (OP)
what does he think about her bulging, protruding nipples in that sheer long sleeve?

>>718812252
Dark but probably true

>>718811282
>>718811409
>>718811875
kill yourselves faggots

>>718812252
"A" dick?

>>718812596
She's a nepobaby
She only has to suck the dick of the guy she knows thats already in the industry

>>718810913
>janny leaving up 'p
nice

>>718811282
>>718811409
>>718811875
why are kids so sexy /v/bros?

>>718807494 (OP)
>muricans ruin Japanese franchise
every time

>>718808137
I mean this is more tame than the RE movies and even RE6.

>>718811282
mom even now

>>718811759
>pic
Beat me to it. Sienna's Jill was the best thing to come from this garbage movie series.

>>718812968
Really?

>>718813302
Anderson's genes didn't even try.

>>718813302
they're both turning into whales?

>>718810491
Michelle Rodriguez looks like she smells bad. I'm glad hollywood stopped trying to push that greasy chola as a sex symbol

>>718808613
There's no way the movies could ever match this level of ludokino.
https://youtu.be/6tCkLAb5nS4?t=29

>>718808365
Event horizon lost all of my good will towards it when it used a cartoon punch sound effect and killed the whole tone of the movie in 2seconds flat

>>718808137
Why is Wesker white?

>>718813491
They're both equally stupid to be honest. My only issue with the movies is how the RE cast get sidelined for Milla.

>>718813741
Yeah well Wentworth has a mouth, maybe he should have put it to use

>>718807494 (OP)
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718812281
back then, men were literally so subhumanly pathetic that the allure of somebody who would show a little bit more skin than appropriate, was hot.

>>718808137
>>718808272
It's weird how half of it looks quite good but you also get cheap looking shit like https://youtu.be/J58VPpPrmQU?t=42

>>718811409
Did her parents forbid her from wearing brassieres?

hmmmg

>>718811409
>>718811875
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718814315
hey janny this has embedded child porn

>>718814513
why do you self incriminate so much?

>>718814513
Those secrets could be anything

>>718813446
Im already hard anon, no need to make her even better.

Ya know he's doing House of the Dead next?

>>718807494 (OP)
could it work?

>Ever Gabo Anderson
>age 17
if jannies are just leaving child erotica up now is requesting MOAR legal?