Thread 718807992

I hate Game Freak so much

>>718807992 (OP)
that's literally my ballsack after not fapping for 2 2days

>>718807992 (OP)
He's so handsome

>>718808109
thats not how it works
cum isnt stored in your balls

>>718808730
You're right, it's stored in my PokeMon (male)

>>718807992 (OP)
wym it's a good design

>>718807992 (OP)
it would be fine if not for those stupid fucking lips. the lips ruin the whole thing.

>>718807992 (OP)
3D make it look so shit it's hilarious (not that the design is good to begin with)

>>718807992 (OP)
Why did they make a suicide pokemon?

>>718807992 (OP)
I really like what they were going for, but the botox bimbo lips ruin it.

>>718807992 (OP)
Why is he choking his own ballsack??

>>718809359
The lips would've been fine if the fangs were visible and bigger.

>>718807992 (OP)
>They made a pokemon based on testicular torsion

>>718808730
Correct
Pee is

>>718807992 (OP)
Pokefags will eat up any turd that falls from Shitfreak's ass

I will never forgive rule34 for removing dicksucking_creature tag.

>>718809359
The lips are the only part that makes sense, their from the earlier forms.

>>718807992 (OP)
MEMES AND PORN!

>>718807992 (OP)
The people wanting Pokemon to be some adult, serious setting will always be hilarious to me

>>718808956
>Wow
>Only King Kai
>There wasn't
Wtf is it actually saying? google translate is ass

>>718807992 (OP)
its freaking adorable. I want a victreebell beanbag chair

>>718809359
Help me figure out the thought process on the design

you guys realize this is how flytraps work right? needless to say don't slip into one.

>>718810406
>わりㇼ
"my bad"
>界王さま
"Kaioh-sama"
>ここしかなかった
"there wasn't any other place"

>>718809359
how they look irl look pretty close

>>718807992 (OP)
>41% form

>>718807992 (OP)
imagine the sounds

>>718810460
the design is that it chokes itself to not spill poison everywhere

>>718807992 (OP)
this thing is chad af

Here's the REAL mega

>>718808956
This was good.

>>718810704
You look at him and you tell me theres a god

>Bring back megas
>Ok but you get the absolute most dogshit designs we came up with

>>718810704
>Petal dancing is forbidden

I like it
dunno what the anger is about really, there have always been a share of wacky megas

>>718810959
So nothing changed?

>>718810959
Except for Mega Meganium which actually looks good.

>>718811313
Not particularly creative but not bad.

>>718811425
>*slosh*

>>718810704
The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the earth is because you amuse him! Somehow.

>>718810959
i'm okay with this, all i care about is that mega mawile is back.

>>718810959
I for one am looking forward to Megazord Falinks

Mega Excadrill seems insane. I wonder if it’ll get a speed cut because like, excadrill is OP AS FUCK already.

>>718811957
>Mega Excadrill gets a speed buff
>But also Sand Force over Sand Rush or Mold Breaker

>>718811653
Same.

>>718812135
>he is unaware

How long did it take for the first piece of art of it using those DSLs to go online?

its big

>>718807992 (OP)
It looks like a rejected mario world creature.

>>718812631
needs a gigachad edit

>>718811036
Breddy gud

>>718810460
It's a bag
That's it

>>718807992 (OP)
>james had enough of being eaten
You get what you fucking deserve victreebel

>>718807992 (OP)
Oh yeah, I'm putting this thing on my team.

>>718807992 (OP)
I don't hate this design but this really does speak of the design philosophy Gamefreak undertook when they went 3D. You can argue maybe even the 2D sprite work of Black and White is a beginning of this philosophy too and I wouldn't argue against it but clearly things went way more insane with 3D.
The only way you can tell how this thing works is in animation whereas there are hundreds and hundreds of pokemon where that isn't the case. Every little visual gimmick and even understanding its biology/lore/background only comes when you have everything lined up to see. You can't just glance at it to get it anymore, you need the detail after detail and I think in some ways things gain charm but also can lose some charm in the process too.

>>718809356
They already have a pokemon that blows its own head off as an attack

>>718810648
Crystal Palace reference.

>>718807992 (OP)
This looks horrible. God, Pokemon designs look so dogshit nowadays it's unreal.

>>718807992 (OP)
>people are pretending to have been a fan of this shitmon so they can force themselves to get angry and try to fit in on 4chan

>>718810704
MY NAME IS

>>718808956
KEKAROO!

>>718819483
we could have gone the elf druid route

>>718819483
Do they have some science team working at Gamefreak? Their ability to reference stuff in nature is pretty good.

>>718820075
they do a lot of research, the Teraleaks had documents for every character, every culture they came from, a lot of research on every region they adapted, it is very impressive, they might be incompetent developers but they are dedicated if anything

>>718807992 (OP)
I like it, it's cute and much more in line with Mega evolutuons than their retarded Dragonite design.

>>718809359
He's pursing them, the whole idea is that he'd be vomiting acid everywhere if he didn't work extra hard to contain it.

>>718819483
Switching from luring prey to insides and having them get stuck to overflowing with so much digestive fluids seems like a bad idea. Does it need to have external digestion and slurp up remains of prey now?

>no Wigglytuff mega
>no Volcarona mega
>no Flygon mega
>no Milotic mega
Dragonite getting one is pretty based though

>>718810704
Shake that says "IAmaPod"

>>718811853
They're making two megazords? Wasn't Barbaracle the one getting megazor'd?

>>718821572
Mega evolutions are designed for battle, so they have backwards designs to their functions in some cases, like Glalie's jaw being dislocated so it cannot close it, or Steelix becomes unable to dig tunnels with its face

>>718821754
didn't sun and moon also establish that a lot of the megas are in immense pain

>>718807992 (OP)
Why does it look like it hanged itself

>>718822167
Yeah but they are big Pokemon they can handle it

>>718819483
I just want the creative people behind Gamefreak to be 100% removed from the game design people and whoever is in charge of the graphics, is that really too much to ask? I'd love this guy on my team, but I have zero interest in playing ZA.

>>718822287
>Said to live in huge colonies deep in jungles, although no one has ever returned from there.
>Lures prey with the sweet aroma of honey. Swallowed whole, the prey is melted in a day, bones and all.
>This horrifying plant Pokémon attracts prey with aromatic honey, then melts them in its mouth.
Symbolism of death is important for Victreebel.

>>718822167
The guy who localized Gen 7 hated Mega Evolutions so he translated them as horrific abominations that destroy the Pokemon's body and cause it incredible suffering. Gen 6 described them as the bringing out the full power of the Pokemon through its bond with its Trainer.

>>718823413
Then why is it also in the Japanese text?

>>718807992 (OP)
good

Here's your Mega Zygarde bro, yes, it really does look that bad

>>718808956
lmao

>>718813323
gimme the fucking gold

>>718821724
every time I look at this thing I ahve to remind myself it's not from pokemon clover

>>718819483
Ok but why did it get all fucking cute and smiley?

>>718811653
it all depends on if the next gen actually brings back Megas, if they're still only for ZA then its going to be all pointless

>>718827169
What the actual fuck is it carrying

>>718827897
because gamefreak is now making everything harmless-looking and cutey patootey

>>718807992 (OP)
Can you stop throwing a bitch fit and acting like the world is ending over every minor thing?
Don't like mega victreebell? Don't use it. Plenty of people do.

>>718807992 (OP)
Some1 explain why is my husbandomon performing an auto-erotic asphyxiation?

>>718828035
The fate of the world

>>718827897
It's swollen with acid to the point where it could burst.

Did you know there are pitcher plants that eat da poopoo?
You didn't need know this but enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwL7K_loRjM
>Rajah

>>718807992 (OP)
Foreverially tied up Victreebel with permanent ham lips

What are going to do with Feraligatr?

>>718827897
It's not smiling, that's an optical illusion

>>718807992 (OP)
Imagine the sex

>>718807992 (OP)
It's the woke mouth that kills it. Where are the fangs? Why the baboon ass lips?

>>718807992 (OP)
my main

>>718827995
They'll be in Champions if you want to play them in normal Pokemon.

>>718832703
Inside, like the normal one, fucking retard. Why can't you idiots understand that it's literally the same exact design fattened up is beyond me.

>>718833661
>>>/reddit/

>>718807992 (OP)
But why the hate?