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Anonymous No.718809812 >>718809993 >>718810382 >>718811201 >>718811328 >>718812074 >>718813624 >>718814185 >>718815691 >>718816235 >>718816859 >>718816991 >>718818591 >>718818679 >>718818883 >>718819654 >>718822540 >>718824787 >>718825191 >>718825397 >>718828545 >>718828786 >>718829091 >>718831814 >>718834021 >>718835251 >>718850541 >>718851270 >>718857747 >>718864482 >>718864797
Get your game on
Anonymous No.718809892 >>718810287 >>718816813 >>718820476 >>718821906
back at class they never taught us this
Anonymous No.718809993
>>718809812 (OP)
hyakujuban
ichiban-kun
Anonymous No.718810038
Something something at school backyard I dunno I didn't watch GX dub
Anonymous No.718810167
Need Yubel gf(?).
Anonymous No.718810201
Chazz?
My goat.
Anonymous No.718810287
>>718809892
Kek.
Anonymous No.718810382
>>718809812 (OP)
Kuri kurriiii
Anonymous No.718810482 >>718811003 >>718811612 >>718821469
Sexis with Alexis
Anonymous No.718810508
Sex With Purrely!!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!
Anonymous No.718810605 >>718811037 >>718811232 >>718817581 >>718836143
Sex with Aoi's flat chest
Anonymous No.718811003
>>718810482
Judai wouldn't say this
Anonymous No.718811037 >>718811612
>>718810605
Anonymous No.718811127 >>718811406 >>718812809
>Abandons all his friends to go after Johan's twink bussy
>Ditches him for the tranny anyway
What the fuck was the point of all this?
Anonymous No.718811201 >>718811697 >>718811773 >>718813982
>>718809812 (OP)
Judai is a cooler MC than yugi
There I said it
Anonymous No.718811232 >>718832428
>>718810605
Anonymous No.718811286 >>718817190
anyone else took advantage of the school playground by making random shit up for card effects because you were the only kid taking english classes
Anonymous No.718811328
>>718809812 (OP)
Judai?
Manjoume?
Kaiser?
What the fuck are you talking about? They're Jaden, Chazz, and Zane.
Anonymous No.718811354 >>718821167
KEEP HOLDING ON
Anonymous No.718811406 >>718811443 >>718812960 >>718817693 >>718822390
>>718811127
They tried to make him Yugi 2.0 but it got pretty weird.

Anywho it's kinda sad he graduates and then just...fucks off to who knows where.
Anonymous No.718811443
>>718811406
Sounds pretty accurate to how things usually go
Anonymous No.718811612
>>718810482
>>718811037
This is what happens when you have gay MC
Anonymous No.718811697
>>718811201
Yugi was a side character in his own anime
Anonymous No.718811773 >>718812073
>>718811201
I feel like he's the only protag in any of the shows that goes through meaningful development.
Anonymous No.718812073 >>718812447
>>718811773
Yuma going from a shit duelist to a good one was pretty cool
Anonymous No.718812074
>>718809812 (OP)
>Plasma
>Dark angel
>Dark law
>The fucking trap card
why did they make hero a floodgate deck? I wish it was more like branded with a ton of gas and recursion but with an emphasis on the battle phase
Anonymous No.718812447 >>718817776
>>718812073
I was okay with that, it just happened way too fast.
After the first season he's another overpowered unstoppable Yugioh protag with bullshit cheating powers.
Anonymous No.718812742 >>718817343 >>718817523 >>718817913
My ygo cards arrived the other day
I bought three boxes of the mikanko hero magician tactical deck builder cards
Got pretty much everything except masked hero atomic
I pretty much grew out of magicians after age 13
Any other HERO chads here?
Anonymous No.718812809
>>718811127
Do you think it'll be less gayer of him getting that twink bussy? I'd say settling up with a tranny was a correct choice in the end. 50% straight is still straight
Anonymous No.718812824 >>718814113 >>718817262
Easily the best dub of a show ever made. Turns it into a completely different thing and it's hilarious.
Anonymous No.718812960
>>718811406
Jaden/judai is nothing like yugi.
Anonymous No.718813624
>>718809812 (OP)
GOTCHA
Anonymous No.718813982 >>718826297 >>718832760
>>718811201
Yugi was just Atem's chefeur. It's bullshit that we're supposed to believe it was actually him growing as a duelist all those times Atem did 100% of the work.
Jaden actually grows as a character and feels like an adult when he graduates high school.
Anonymous No.718814076 >>718816289
You're a third rate shitposter with a fourth rate folder
Anonymous No.718814113
>>718812824
I watched the entire show subbed for the first time some years back after only seeing the first two seasons of the dub.
When hitting season 3 I started going to the dubbed version and skipping around a bit after each episode to see how it compared and some parts had me laughing just because knowing the original context showed me how little they gave a single fuck.

Amon's first appearance is him appreciating the nice and calm boat ride to Duel Academy and thanking Kaiba Corp for providing them with such a nice ship in the most respectful way possible, and the dub version he's like "Dude, this ride sucks I hate everything about it" with a surfer dude voice.
Anonymous No.718814185 >>718814298 >>718814486 >>718818741 >>718819130 >>718825997 >>718828776
>>718809812 (OP)
Anonymous No.718814298 >>718824194
>>718814185
People always spam this webm when yusei literally does an even worse play
Anonymous No.718814486 >>718815061
>>718814185
Nobody has ever said what they would have done better with this hand
Anonymous No.718814574 >>718814716
Why is his name Judai like Juden?
Anonymous No.718814716
>>718814574
Duel Academy was promised to him 5000 years ago.
Anonymous No.718815061 >>718817319
>>718814486
Bubbleman's anime effect always draws 2 whenever it's summoned by itself, so I would've started from there and see what I get.
Anonymous No.718815127
Anonymous No.718815136 >>718815404 >>718815658 >>718815806 >>718816325
>more or less Goku the duelist for beginning of the series
>shit goes down
>his life is turned upside down and dueling means life or death even by the end of 1st season
It's honestly kind of depressing the direction it took. The kid literally draws eyes on his eyelids to sleep in class and then has to see Banner crumble to dust by the end of that year. I guess its meant to show he can handle it but still, it's like watching Gohan job to the androids in the Trunks special and Trunks losing it.
Anonymous No.718815404
>>718815136
That's why he's my favorite
Anonymous No.718815658
>>718815136
I guess they wanted to pivot to GX being more serious, because they put Jaden through the ringer. Psychologically tortured by Yubel for something innocent he did as a child, the entire arc of him as the Supreme King, to ultimately because a half-monster and lose a lot of his humanity
Anonymous No.718815691 >>718815794 >>718815836 >>718816073
>>718809812 (OP)
which GX character got screwed over the worst?
Anonymous No.718815776
some of the metaphors in GX were psychoanalytic kino. Like when darkness snatched away Yubel from judai, snatching away his hardened adult mentality, and how to develop past it he had to use a Wiseman. I mean that's one of the best examples but even elsewhere the underlying meanings, I thought were REALLY clever. Kudos to the writers.
Roughly the same guys wrote every yu-gi-oh anime series, right? The wikia isn't the most clear.
Anonymous No.718815794 >>718815857 >>718848916 >>718849920 >>718851000
>>718815691
Bastion
>say he has six decks
>only show two
>make him the jobber joke character
Anonymous No.718815806
>>718815136
>born to be a Goku
>forced to be a Trunks
Fuck...
Anonymous No.718815836 >>718815857
>>718815691
Misawa because they joke about him disappearing and losing relevance to this day in the games
Anonymous No.718815857 >>718816324
>>718815794
>>718815836
Dude is banging prime muscle girl pussy on the daily. He won harder than any other character.
Anonymous No.718816039 >>718816203
Anonymous No.718816073
>>718815691
been a while.
Alexis never really amounted to much
Anonymous No.718816203 >>718816428
>>718816039
I love small tits. Is something wrong with me?
Anonymous No.718816235 >>718816479
>>718809812 (OP)
COME ON YOU BETTER PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Anonymous No.718816262
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junki_Takegami
Kneel to the GOAT
Anonymous No.718816289
>>718814076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqwYvJXIDUM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HIS PROBLEM?
Anonymous No.718816291 >>718816468
Still the GOAT
Anonymous No.718816324
>>718815857
She's a shapeshifting tiger.
Not that it makes it worse just saying
Anonymous No.718816325 >>718816468
>>718815136
Is there a single Yugioh protag after Yugi who doesn't suffer greatly
Anonymous No.718816428
>>718816203
terminally based
Anonymous No.718816468
>>718816325
Yuma
Nah just kidding EGAO LMAO
>>718816291
NEOS LORD
Anonymous No.718816479
>>718816235
https://youtu.be/XPss6SpayL0?si=LSNx1h0KwYL2phBo
Anonymous No.718816656 >>718830530
>"HERO" deck
>endboard is gay ass floodgate shit with Mr. Skilldrain and Mr. Macro Cosmos + a couple pops
Anonymous No.718816813
>>718809892
lol
Anonymous No.718816859 >>718817008
>>718809812 (OP)
Anonymous No.718816991 >>718817072 >>718851110
>>718809812 (OP)
Elemental Heroes>Destiny Heroes
Anonymous No.718817008
>>718816859
What the fuck is up with those faces
Fucking cursed
Anonymous No.718817072
>>718816991
Come on bro D heroes are cool
Anonymous No.718817173 >>718829587
>falsebond kingdom
>forbidden memories
>duelist of the roses
>capsule monster coliseum
How come the best Yu-Gi-Oh! games are nothing like the actual card game?
Anonymous No.718817190
>>718811286
The fuck are you talking about you commie?
Anonymous No.718817262
>>718812824
Soul
>ICHI! JUU! HYAKU! SEN! MANJOUME SANDAAAA

Souless
>Chazz it up!
Anonymous No.718817315 >>718817694 >>718817821 >>718829039
im so happy enough time eventually passed for people to love gx again
Anonymous No.718817319 >>718817591 >>718817712
>>718815061
But then you wouldn't be able to tribute summon Neos.
Anonymous No.718817343 >>718820057
>>718812742
Nice, post your coolest pulls. If you got Ohime Mikanko alt then I'm incredibly jealous and happy for you.
Anonymous No.718817523
>>718812742
>Any other HERO chads here?
Yo.
I haven't played in a while but I still pick up hero cards to put into my E-hero binder.
Anonymous No.718817581
>>718810605
My nigga
Anonymous No.718817591 >>718817772
>>718817319
Why would I want that?
Anonymous No.718817693
>>718811406
Not really, perfectly fitting for Jaden.

He never becomes world famous or anything, he's a wandering vagabond after GX who also just happens to be one of the single strongest duelists in history.

Yusei doesn't recognize him at all, Jaden just vanishes in history despite being a world saving hero and that fits him best. He's free to do what he wants, he doesn't need to be famous or anything.
Anonymous No.718817694
>>718817315
>again
I always liked it.
Never finished it though because how was I supposed to know the final season was Japan only?
Anonymous No.718817712
>>718817319
You might also get a way better poly target
Anonymous No.718817772
>>718817591
Because it's the line that wins you the duel.

The two cards he was gonna topdeck were garbage.
Anonymous No.718817776
>>718812447
But the bullshit cheating powers are what makes these characters so great
Anonymous No.718817821
>>718817315
I still don't like it outside of Chazz it up memes
Anonymous No.718817913
>>718812742
Been a HERO man all my life.
That said I do also like Machinas, Lunalights and Raptors.

With a little bit of Cyberse, Karakuri and Cyber Dragons mixed in.
Anonymous No.718818096
Did anyone pre-order that GX Limited Box?
I missed the boat so I'm hoping pic related will be cheap.
Anonymous No.718818331 >>718818575 >>718818586 >>718818632 >>718818849 >>718818860 >>718819212 >>718819471 >>718822084 >>718825879 >>718826919 >>718830206 >>718831192 >>718832851 >>718834207 >>718840303 >>718844268
Is 5D any good?
I got filtered by the CARD GAMES ON MOTORCICLES premisse
Anonymous No.718818436 >>718818804
Remember /v/
>wasurenai yo hajimete no yume
what a twisted line to have in GX
Anonymous No.718818528
Anonymous No.718818575
>>718818331
Anonymous No.718818586
>>718818331
It's the best one.
Also YGO always had stupid premises from the start. Drawing the line at motorcycles is retarded.
Anonymous No.718818591 >>718831192
>>718809812 (OP)
I like Watt monsters
look at this fatass little smug squirrel
Anonymous No.718818632 >>718818761
>>718818331
It's pretty good yeah, good news is it has some of the best single player games in the franchise.

Emulate Stardust Accelerator, Reverse of Arcadia, or Over the Nexus for some kino.
Anonymous No.718818679 >>718818805 >>718818904
>>718809812 (OP)
I'm assuming defensive decks are useless for the current meta?
Anonymous No.718818741 >>718819653 >>718849904
>>718814185
>just needs a monster with higher attack to win the duel
>has nothing on the field
>fuses from the hand, defuses to get 2 monsters out
>hasn't normal summoned yet so is able to tribute summon Neos who is strong enough to win the duel
literally what is wrong with that play?
it only looks stupid if you don't understand how the game works
Anonymous No.718818761 >>718818905 >>718818957
>>718818632
There are way too many fucking Yugioh games.
All the choices make me end up not choosing any.
Anonymous No.718818804
>>718818436
forgot to add img
Anonymous No.718818805
>>718818679
Define defensive deck
Anonymous No.718818849
>>718818331
It's great if you can just allow yourself to have fun with the motorcycle thing. it's ridiculous but just let it be ridiculous and have fun.

And there's plenty of duels that don't take place on motorcycles, too
Anonymous No.718818860
>>718818331
Yes.
I say this as someone who's been watching it for the first time recently.
Anonymous No.718818883
>>718809812 (OP)
The absolute stock rock BGM disqualifies the dub from being anywhere close to the JP. The OST is fucking awesome.
Anonymous No.718818904
>>718818679
the meta for about a solid decade has been either
>play solitair with yourself and win in the first turn
or
>build entirely around surviving the opponent's 1st-round solitaire and dicking it over in 1 turn yourself
Anonymous No.718818905 >>718819565
>>718818761
Reverse of Arcadia and if you like it move on to the sequel Over the Nexus.
Anonymous No.718818957 >>718819565 >>718819895
>>718818761
Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution
Anonymous No.718819028 >>718819157 >>718820612
Zexal is okay
Anonymous No.718819130
>>718814185
>muh card advantage cultists will try to convince you that this is a bad play
Anonymous No.718819157
>>718819028
It's the only post-GX show that doesn't fall off badly in the second half.
Anonymous No.718819175
>>>/a/
Anonymous No.718819212 >>718819495
>>718818331
I watched a few episodes through the twitch streams and while I didn't initially mind the motorcycles I did find it incredibly disappointing that they never seemed to actually do anything with it. I don't think they were ever even racing, they just used them as "cool" thing to look at in the background while the duel happened but from what I saw the motorcycles didn't affect the duels nor viceversa which I found boring and pointless
Anonymous No.718819471 >>718820623
>>718818331
It's the reverse of GX
First 64 episodes are peak ygo and then it declines from there on out
There's some cool shit like Accel synchro but the rest of the show is eh
Anonymous No.718819495
>>718819212
In the manga winning the race was an alt win con.

And in several episodes in the anime, the race is an important factor like Yusei needing to get somewhere before a door locked, and not being able to because he couldn't gain speed counters.

Aside from that, the first person to take the first corner gets to go first. The more distance you get from your opponent, the more time you get to react when they declare attacks/card effects since they need to reach you.
Anonymous No.718819565 >>718819808
>>718818905
>>718818957
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Anonymous No.718819568
Mating Pressing Purrely
Anonymous No.718819653
>>718818741
It only makes sense in the context of the anime where nobody runs removal and the protagonist always draws exactly they need every single time.
Anonymous No.718819654 >>718819837 >>718852873
>>718809812 (OP)
I liked the theme chronicles event in master duel because I could use dragonmaids. Even put Laundry in there just for fun
Anonymous No.718819808
>>718819565
trust me, it's Legacy of the Duelist
Anonymous No.718819837
>>718819654
House looking well fed there.
Anonymous No.718819895
>>718818957
Link evolution just reuses tag force osts, it's so fucking lazy it doesn't even use the actual winning theme from tag force when you win duels either just the lose theme regardless of if you win or lose LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rsvnSeO-zM
Anonymous No.718820057 >>718820118 >>718820259 >>718820706 >>718821942 >>718842579
>>718817343
I may have exaggerated my pulls
These were my shiniest highest rarity cards
Anonymous No.718820118
>>718820057
Anonymous No.718820259 >>718820728
>>718820057
Very nice. The Uzuhime and Dusk Crow are especially cool. Are these for display or deck building?

Can I have that Prismatic Secret Rare Ash Blossom? I want that Tummy Kurabe too.
Anonymous No.718820476 >>718831192
>>718809892
This genuinely shouldn't fucking exist, i'm fine with all the other hyper specific rulings this game has, but missing the timing with any card is just gay. And it's not just table 500 shit that suffers for it, fucking tenpai can get niggered out of their 6k 3-swing trident dragion too.
Anonymous No.718820612
>>718819028
I want to dick train girl so bad
Anonymous No.718820623 >>718820912
>>718819471
I see a fair amount of people have this opinion and I'll never understand why. The rest of the anime is significantly better than dark signers.
Anonymous No.718820706
>>718820057
>Nanoha figure
Dude I fucking I love Nanoha.
Anonymous No.718820728 >>718820869 >>718821171
>>718820259
Just collection purposes
My previous pulls on that evil hero set were better since I pulled a $200 Aboa qu
Anonymous No.718820869 >>718821171
>>718820728
You can't just mention A Bao A Qute and not post her.
Are you talking about her QCSR? I hope she doesn't rise back to $200 because she's half that now in the TCG.
Anonymous No.718820912 >>718821087 >>718822142 >>718860116
>>718820623
Wrong.
>Turns into the Yusei, Crow and Jack show. Fuck everyone else.
>Filler episodes
>Jack gets flanderized
>Yusei becomes too much of a Mary Sue
>Most of the cast from S1 are gone
>Tourney duels that last way too fucking long (up to 5 parts)
>Final boss reveal is really fucking lame
>BUY BLACKWINGS
Anonymous No.718821087 >>718829568
>>718820912
Change the names and you could be describing any yu-gi-oh series.
Anonymous No.718821167
>>718811354
best OP
pure kino
Anonymous No.718821171 >>718821883
>>718820728
>>718820869
Also post your collection.
It's always interesting to see how people organize their cards, or if they bother organizing at all.
Anonymous No.718821469 >>718821734 >>718821842 >>718821941 >>718825324
>>718810482
>irrelevant
>faggot brother (syrus at least can say he's related to the cydra edgelord)
>not even comic relief, literally ignored by everyone
Posting actual best GX girl.
Anonymous No.718821734
>>718821469
>>irrelevant
>>literally ignored by everyone
>posts blair
do you like... not see the irony at play right now?
Also:
>faggot brother
he was the biggest chad in that school, literally swarmed with girls at all times, even the school nurse wanted his cock.
Anonymous No.718821834
Imagine instead of getting a cool title like "The King of Games" you have to live your life known as "The Junk Rider"
Anonymous No.718821842
>>718821469
God hot damn sex with duelists
Anonymous No.718821883 >>718822794
>>718821171
Sorry anon I don't organize my shit at all
I currently store my cards in a fgo leather summer Abby deck box
And I'm talking about the Ocg Japanese qcse version
Anonymous No.718821906 >>718857541
>>718809892
SOME THINGS YOU GOTTA LEARN HIT OR MISS
Anonymous No.718821941
>>718821469
>Asuka
>Rei
Eva reference
Anonymous No.718821942
>>718820057
That's actually terrible, uohime is the chase card, if you don't get that one you at least want 1 dark magician of destruction, 1 gaze and 1 timaeus out of the box so you can toss diabellstar into any deck and get several negates out of it.
Anonymous No.718821991
JESUS FUDO NEVER LOST A DUEL
JESUS FUDO CRASHED FOR OUR SINS
Anonymous No.718822084 >>718822249
>>718818331
The premise wasn't actually as stupid as people make it out to be, literally everyone thought it was cool until what's-his-name did the abridged series and said "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES" every other line. The issue with 5D's is that it falls off a fucking cliff right after the dark signers arc, and doesn't get any better until the last 20 or so episodes.
Anonymous No.718822142 >>718822273
>>718820912
YOU NO RIKE BRACKWINGSU?
KURO-SAN IS YOUR BESTO FRIENDO
BUY BURAKU WINGSU
KURO-SAN IS MOTTO COOL
Man even as someone that loves Blackwings, I fucking hate Crow.
Anonymous No.718822249 >>718822439
>>718822084
>crush already in a relationship with his bike
>then in a poly relationship with his bike and another dude that loves bikes
akiza had a hard life...
Anonymous No.718822273 >>718822512
>>718822142
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME
I FUCKING HATE CROW
Anonymous No.718822390
>>718811406
Judai/Jaden is outright recovering from PTSD and depression and needed Yugi to duel him out of a funk. He probably devoted his life to something he found a passion in afterwards.
Anonymous No.718822423 >>718822486 >>718835493
Anonymous No.718822439
>>718822249
She really is just like Kallen
Anonymous No.718822486 >>718822867
>>718822423
romin clears
Anonymous No.718822512 >>718822613 >>718822752 >>718850075
>>718822273
>Arc-V had Jack and Crow
>Jack was the coolest and stole the show while Crow added nothing to the plot
It's amazing what a nothing character he is.
Anonymous No.718822540
>>718809812 (OP)
Tag force 1 and over the nexus are goated
Anonymous No.718822589 >>718822684 >>718822860 >>718823813
ARC-V needs to be studied as a warning to future generations. How do you go from Card Game Evangelion to 9(?) of the 10 worst rated episodes of any anime of all time, beating out an episode where they forgot to play the visuals and only had a black screen with audio?
Anonymous No.718822610
I remember Yusei being a fucking nightmare to fight against in games because of Scrap Iron Scarecrow.
Anonymous No.718822613 >>718822860
>>718822512
He's even worse in Arc-V, because his only purpose there is to beat up the new Arc-V guys to make BLACKWINGS look cooler.
Anonymous No.718822684 >>718822802 >>718822860
>>718822589
Doesn't the Arc-V manga do something funny where he gets cucked and his father marries his love interest?
Anonymous No.718822752
>>718822512
Red Demon’s Dragon Scarlight will never not be hilarious to me
>he’s wearing a fucking cast
Anonymous No.718822794 >>718822948
>>718821883
>summer Abby deck box
Hit. Post it.
I'd post my Miku one but I'm not home.

Organizing the cards is half the fun of collecting. Get yourself a nice Nanoha card binder and put all your cards in there.
Anonymous No.718822802
>>718822684
I never finished it but I should some day.
Anonymous No.718822860 >>718822926 >>718823048
>>718822684
>>718822613
>>718822589
Yep arc v sucks and the heroine is impregnated by another man
Anonymous No.718822867 >>718823293
>>718822486
I want to sniff her purple butt.
Anonymous No.718822926
>>718822860
This too was according to keikaku
Anonymous No.718822948
>>718822794
>Hit
*Hot
Anonymous No.718822974 >>718828524
>tfw your girlfriend will never marry your dad and have multiple kids with him
Anonymous No.718823047 >>718823893
GX era Yugioh was the best the TCG has ever been
Anonymous No.718823048
>>718822860
That was a manga only thing. Every manga starting from GX had a completely different plot and story from the anime counterpart.
And funnily enough, outside of that really shitty ending, the Arc-V manga is miles better than the anime.
Anonymous No.718823293 >>718835003
>>718822867
you have to earn that right
Anonymous No.718823813
>>718822589
Man I count myself lucky I managed to miss the final season of Arc V by pure luck. I have fond memories of KINGU Jack and Neo New II Second Sawatari instead of whatever bad memories everyone else has of whatever happened in the end.
Anonymous No.718823893
>>718823047
I think the golden age went a little bit longer until early Synchros, but it quickly got ridiculous after that
Anonymous No.718824194
>>718814298
Least we forget the Vrains one
Anonymous No.718824787 >>718824982 >>718825327
>>718809812 (OP)
But you'll still take the damage!
Anonymous No.718824982
>>718824787
*pulls put action card*
Anonymous No.718825191
>>718809812 (OP)
Why didn't you include "yugioh" or "master duel" anywhere in the OP you retard?
Jannies aren't deleting our threads anymore... unless they're lazily made like this.

You made the thread hard to find AND prone to deletion.
Anonymous No.718825262
>"it would be funny if he drew into noth-..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZW54HnhT94
Anonymous No.718825324 >>718831192
>>718821469
I love Blair but my God is it a humiliation ritual if you like her and try to do Tag Team with her
Not only the entire fucking thing revolves around Jaiden but her deck sucks so goddamn much
Anonymous No.718825327 >>718825441
>>718824787
I always loved Arc V, despite the huge mess both the show and Pendulums turned out to be
Anonymous No.718825397
>>718809812 (OP)
man i hope buying that dogshit Yu-Gi-Oh collection earlier this year pays off, and we get another collection of the GX games from the DS and PSP. i miss YGO but i'm not trying to play any card game that's more than several years old.
Anonymous No.718825441
>>718825327
Over half the show is really good, all the Yu-boys are great, a lot of the supporting cast are fun too, top tier memes like YAMERO and EGAO and DIE XYZ SCUM.
Anonymous No.718825741
>our families are dead and we are starving to death
>a SMILE can fix that, have you tried smiling?
Anonymous No.718825879 >>718840184
>>718818331
>he listened to LittleKuriboh
maybe just stay away from 5D
Anonymous No.718825997
>>718814185
he did it because he has a gay romance with neos
Anonymous No.718826002 >>718826114 >>718828618
i wonder if konami will ever release a new card color
Anonymous No.718826114 >>718827006 >>718827042
>>718826002
It will be brown to represent the current state of the game
Anonymous No.718826297
>>718813982
*chauffeur, retard
Anonymous No.718826919 >>718840543
>>718818331
Good for one season, drop it when Carly gets written out for sex crimes.
Anonymous No.718827006
>>718826114
>It will be brown
H-hot...
Anonymous No.718827042
>>718826114
Dumb nigger
Anonymous No.718827597
Lost this duel.
Anonymous No.718828171
SLUT!!!
Anonymous No.718828259 >>718829002
Anonymous No.718828524
>>718822974
But... that's his mother?
Anonymous No.718828545
>>718809812 (OP)
Go play
Hey now
You're a rock star
Anonymous No.718828618
>>718826002
What new mechanic could they add at this point? The newest thing was Maximum summon from Rush duel and I don't think it could be translated well in the normal game
Anonymous No.718828776
>>718814185
>Contrarian zoomers are biologically compelled to defend this now
lol sheep. they're so funny.
Anonymous No.718828786
>>718809812 (OP)
Still the gayest character in Yu-Gi-Oh with the gayest archetype in the whole game.
Anonymous No.718829002
>>718828259
>she gives herself big boobs in VR
I wonder if you can give yourself a massive cock or is it against VRAINS ToS?
Also I wonder if you can have sex in it too
Anonymous No.718829039
>>718817315
I always liked it.

But it's not good. The first two seasons are terrible and that's 100 episodes worth of material.
Anonymous No.718829091 >>718829167
>>718809812 (OP)
one of like 2 YGO mains that was allowed to actually lose
Anonymous No.718829167 >>718829267 >>718829307 >>718831351
>>718829091
Retard
Anonymous No.718829267
>>718829167
I don't believe Yugi lost that much. The only time he lost for real was against Rafael who's filler, and himself in the ending.
Anonymous No.718829307 >>718829668 >>718833762 >>718845109
>>718829167
>inflating it with non-canon garbage
Atem only had 2 actual losses, against Yugi and against Jonouchi
Anonymous No.718829568
>>718821087
Zorc is based althoughbeitfully
Anonymous No.718829587
>>718817173
I like the Yugioh games with their own rule sets that use the card pool in different ways too. Duelist of the roses is my favorite one
Anonymous No.718829668
>>718829307
against Marik he put himself in a losing position but trusted that he would forfeit. Does that technically count?
Anonymous No.718830206
>>718818331
I always thought that it was just alright, and then recently watched the subbed version all the way through
The dub did such a disservice to 5D's story holy shit, they erased entire arcs and some characters were done terribly. Jack Atlas is especially egregious, they completely butchered him because they wanted more comedy, but that really falls flat once you get to his character arc come the end of the series
Anonymous No.718830530
>>718816656
Skill HERO Drainguy!
Macro HERO Cosmos!
Anonymous No.718831192 >>718831495
>>718820476
Missing the timing only happens because YGO chain is just a shittier version of MTG stack. The only difference between the two is that you cannot add to the YGO chain/stack once it starts resolving, and this is exactly what causes chain blocking and missing the timing.
When they copied MTG they should've just kept the stack the same. Alternatively, these cards which can miss the timing could've just been worded differently without having to change how the chain works and that would also solve the issue (but chain blocking would still exist).

>>718825324
>her deck sucks so goddamn much
She has the best deck in Tag Force 3, at least among the starter partners. Having your partner play Lightsworns is literally playing the game on easy mode, especially once you build a LS deck.

>>718818331
It's by far the best ygo anime and it's not even close. At least if you just count the first 2 seasons, since others are pointless imo.
Ygo anime is all generally low budget shit, and most have only one or two decent seasons.

>>718818591
You are now aware that "Squirrel Format" exists.
Anonymous No.718831236
Whatever became of that one VA in 5Ds that got involved in a cult?
Anonymous No.718831351
>>718829167
I think Yusei and Yusaku never lost but they did tie.

>Yuma
top fucking kek pathetic
Anonymous No.718831495 >>718831868
>>718831192
>Squirrel Format
explain
Anonymous No.718831814
>>718809812 (OP)
I'm going to throw down a face down
Anonymous No.718831868 >>718832341
>>718831495
It's a custom format where everyone is playing the exact same deck. Pic related.
It's meant to be easy to get into, low power level and very interactive.
All cards in the deck are very simple. There aren't any long combos or search-chains. Each card in the deck has a purpose and a way to counter it.

It got it's name after the Wattsquirrel which is included in the deck.
Anonymous No.718832341 >>718833263
>>718831868
Oh thanks, that's actually pretty cool and will probably come in handy eventually. I like the concept. Watt Squirrel just happens to be a personal favorite of mine, but I like all of the Watt Monsters mostly because they embody what you're talking about - they're not too complicated, they have pretty straightforward but useful effects, all of that
Anonymous No.718832428
>>718811232
>thought i recognized his VA
>he was the hotdog guy from vrains
Holy based
Anonymous No.718832584 >>718832679 >>718832808
I have genned so much Alexis sloppa...
Anonymous No.718832679 >>718832761
>>718832584
dump them.
Anonymous No.718832760
>>718813982
Yugi was always a way better gamer, Atem just always had to do the plot
Yugi's growth was all just in not being a pussy and that all happens by the end of Duelist Kingdom
Anonymous No.718832761 >>718832846
>>718832679
I don't wanna get banned
Anonymous No.718832808
>>718832584
nobody could ever blame you for that
Anonymous No.718832846 >>718833018
>>718832761
Share the catbox or archive links.
Anonymous No.718832851
>>718818331
5Ds is really good, only other series that might beat it is DM
Anonymous No.718833018 >>718840867
>>718832846
Anonymous No.718833263 >>718834014
>>718832341
Yeah, watts were pretty cool. Giraffe was my personal favorite for some reason. I just really liked the idea of bonking my opponent for 1200. Too bad it was level 4 so you couldn't use it in janky "direct burn" decks with Level Limit and Gravity Bind.
Anonymous No.718833762
>>718829307
>non-canon garbage
Everything that happens in the anime is canon to the anime because the anime is very different from the manga beyond just filler.
>Atem only had 2 actual losses
He had 4.
>and against Jonouchi
That's literally headcanon just because Jonouchi got Red-Eyes back off-screen.
Anonymous No.718833939 >>718834049
Camula's camulas.
Anonymous No.718834014
>>718833263
that was kind of a weird era, I liked Naturia monsters as well
i think these all came from some gacha giveaway, along with jurracs
Anonymous No.718834021 >>718861148
>>718809812 (OP)
ok
Anonymous No.718834049 >>718834131
>>718833939
it's crazy how many characters only appeared once or twice but left lasting impressions on everyone
Anonymous No.718834131 >>718834168
>>718834049
It's just that whatever the GX writers were smoking when creating the characters and plot, it was top quality stuff.
Anonymous No.718834168
>>718834131
the first 50 or so episodes are infinitely rewatchable
Anonymous No.718834207
>>718818331
>watching anything after GX
5DS was the worst pile of shit i have ever seen it's only liked by braindamaged spics
Anonymous No.718835003
>>718823293
Damn I should reinstall duel links!
Anonymous No.718835251 >>718835312 >>718835629
>>718809812 (OP)
Is it worth to continue watching GX after the Saiou arc?
Anonymous No.718835312
>>718835251
Absolutely. 3rd season is incredible.
Anonymous No.718835493 >>718836097 >>718836130 >>718836190
>At the end of the series Jaden becomes a drifter

I never understood the ending, like we see him in a desert of some kind in an unknown location doing...what? So, what was his career goal? He graduated dual academy but what do people do after dual academy? Go pro? Get regular jack-off work? Was Jaden just going to travel the globe dueling people? How was he surviving? He had no money? He just left all his friends behind as well.

>>718822423
Isn't the girl in the green hair like 12 or some shit? I always thought the Zexal cast was like in middle school. Technically I don't think any of them are actually "legal age" but I guess it depends on the season because I think in the movie, Tea was like 17-18? And Alexa could have been 18 by the time GX ended since I assume they're 18 when they graduate, also the girls in 5D were the oldest, but so was most of the cast. Yusei was like 21, right?
Anonymous No.718835629
>>718835251
S3 is kino and the chronos rematch in s4 is ludo kino also the ending is kino
Anonymous No.718835938
We all saw how he carried the other two protags right?
Anonymous No.718836097
>>718835493
he became a vagabond as you said just surviving like them but with good dueling as a crutch to make some money or food along the way. i imagine he set off to deal with any duel spirits and the consequences they potentially brought. of all the yugioh characters though, judai/jaden is the one that i actually would've wanted to settle down and have a family or 2, with multiple women or men if he had to.
Anonymous No.718836104 >>718840351 >>718846381 >>718856397
Am I the only one who finds the lunch lady in the GX series kinda super hot?
Anonymous No.718836130 >>718850550
>>718835493
>Reddit spacing
>Failing to fucking understand the ending to a fucking children's cartoon
Rewatch the show
Anonymous No.718836143 >>718836176 >>718847292
>>718810605
Anonymous No.718836176 >>718836336
>>718836143
deliciously plain and average
Anonymous No.718836190
>>718835493
>I never understood the ending
It's because you're not there yet.
It's the same no matter the journey, you realise people don't love what you love, they want you to change and fit their mold. Doesn't get easier as you get older, you just grow further away from people.
Anonymous No.718836206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCbV0HaHB40
YGO games have such good OST
Anonymous No.718836328 >>718836678 >>718868435
Zexal has the sexiest girls
Anonymous No.718836336 >>718836620 >>718847292
>>718836176
>used to make fun of her
>now fap to her
funny how these things work some times
Anonymous No.718836620 >>718836673
>>718836336
I never made fun of Aoi, anon.
Anonymous No.718836673 >>718836757
>>718836620
Yeah, but I did.
Anonymous No.718836678
>>718836328
Tori truly is best girl in all of YGO
Anonymous No.718836757 >>718836820
>>718836673
you've been properly rewired, then. good.
Anonymous No.718836820 >>718837290 >>718847292
>>718836757
Entering flattie threads and realizing I like it will do that to a man
Anonymous No.718837290
>>718836820
its the circle of life, anon. we always end up reverting back and come full circle.
Anonymous No.718837485
gaylord
Anonymous No.718838594 >>718839292
>A yu-gi-oh game boy game from 2006 has an Copycat AI that will play any deck you give it
>Master Duel doesn't have this

explain this
Anonymous No.718839292
>>718838594
master duel is just a low quality slop gacha game, what did you expect? people who want to play yugioh play the old video games or use edopro/ygopro
Anonymous No.718840184
>>718825879
I love Ruka-chan
Anonymous No.718840303
>>718818331
Season 1 5ds, in my opinion, genuinely had the best story out of all the yugiohs
Anonymous No.718840351
>>718836104
good enough for a poke
Anonymous No.718840543
>>718826919
But that annoying bitch is the worst character.
Anonymous No.718840690
Found I'm missing some of the Mikanko spells.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15hQ7d7jRjx44NljmQQcG_-1xzAsYdTJ9vBWmf3rnOg8/

What else should be in the loli list?
Anonymous No.718840867 >>718842298 >>718846593
>>718833018
>patreon for AI
Lmao
Anonymous No.718842298
>>718840867
What a waste of money I tell you what.
Anonymous No.718842579
>>718820057
Duel me
I made OCG decks after playing master duel but I'm too awkward to go to card shops as a kuso gaijin
Anonymous No.718844268
>>718818331
First arc, consisting of 64 episodes, is actually pretty great. Plot moves at a decent pace, duels aren't too dragged out, and the writing is good. Then it proceeds to absolutely fall off the cliff immediately in terms of quality, and it is immediately noticeable. I made it 20 episodes before I called it quits.
Anonymous No.718845109
>>718829307
The YGO anime is it's own canon you retard. Pegasus is still alive ffs. It never even followed the manga with it's supposed canon episodes. If the anime was released today it would have been trashed for not being accurate to the manga.
Anonymous No.718846381
>>718836104
Maybe....
Anonymous No.718846593
>>718840867
And the saddest part is that there are a lot of subhumans who actually pay for it
Anonymous No.718847292
>>718836143
>>718836336
>>718836820
>plain girl with pretty idol alter-ego
>stoic MC chasing after the cute mascot partner who turned into funny ikemen villain (they even confessed)
>MC is close with multiple guys as well
Is VRAINS secretly written by woman?
Anonymous No.718847360 >>718848676
>Yugi wanted to make a new game in a world where Kaiba will keep Duel Monsters as the biggest shit ever
>Jaden/Judai became a hobbo and was memory holed by everyone
>Yusei became a scientist and was able to fix what a group of super scientists from the future were unable to fix
>Yuma became the protector of the universe and got a girlfriend (the worst girl tho)
>Who cares about the rest
Yusei and Yuma WON
Anonymous No.718848676 >>718849727
>>718847360
Yuya fucked up by becoming the villain in his own story and his friends had to clean up his mess, and the final duel is just him trying to make his GF who turned into a baby (fucking tragic) smile because the whole EGAO theme
Yusaku went AWOL after averting several cybercrimes because he lost his AI bf
You're right, Yusei and Yuma got the best ending
Anonymous No.718848916
>>718815794
Where’s the fire dragon Konami? Stop remaking water dragon and give it to us.
Anonymous No.718849727
>>718848676
Yuya is just the worst in every way
Anonymous No.718849904
>>718818741
Loses to sakuretsu
Anonymous No.718849920
>>718815794
Anonymous No.718850075
>>718822512
Black wings low key killed yugioh
Anonymous No.718850480 >>718850654
Konami will kill Yugioh in Unreal Engine 5 soon
Anonymous No.718850541
>>718809812 (OP)
shame they killed ygo
Anonymous No.718850550
>>718836130
What's wrong with reddit spacing, bro?
Anonymous No.718850654
>>718850480
modern ygo isn't worth saving
Anonymous No.718850965
>Hey literally 2/3rds of the school got converted to this weird cult by some random fortune teller should we do something about this?
>Nah lets host an international tournament while doing nothing to address the problem.
I never liked GX S2.
Anonymous No.718851000 >>718861310
>>718815794
Bastion deserved better. He got muscle coochie girl but I think he should've at least won a few duels or something.
Anonymous No.718851110 >>718851319
>>718816991
I never understood what D-Heros were supposed to be about.
Was it just getting out boss monsters like Dogma?
Anonymous No.718851270
>>718809812 (OP)
Anonymous No.718851307 >>718855023
Is the anime worth rewatching for that nostalgia hit to my brain?
Are the switch games any good?
Does Konami remember that tag force exists and that they should bundle those games and port it to modern systems?
Anonymous No.718851319
>>718851110
i think they were based on x men and other anti hero troupes
Anonymous No.718851447 >>718851652 >>718851807 >>718851878 >>718855023
Is there a deck where almost every monster is high level, and you basically play everything by discard effects and resurrecting discarded monster cards?
I'm talking any era.
Anonymous No.718851652
>>718851447
ursarctic
they are very bad
Anonymous No.718851807
>>718851447
Darklord i think
Anonymous No.718851878
>>718851447
horus?
Anonymous No.718852873 >>718861242
>>718819654
Anonymous No.718855023
>>718851307
The anime is dogshit.
>Are the switch games any good?
I assume this is legacy of the duelist? Yes, it's fine.
>they should bundle those games and port it to modern systems?
Why? PSP can be emulated on $50 devices, you can play those games right now on your PC/laptop/phone.

>>718851447
Off top of my head:
1. Fairy decks in 2008, assuming you play Raigeki Break and Karma Cut to discard them, and then the standard suite of resurrection S/T cards and Athena to revive them. Hall of Valhalla, Reasoning and Monster Gate can be used to cheat them out from hand/deck. It's pretty mid tho.
2. Dragon turbo in 2011. The whole idea of the deck is drawing into mostly high level dragons, sending them to GY if needed, then summoning REDMD and using it to revive the other big dragons like White Night Dragon, Blue-Eyes, Prime Material Dragon, etc. It's pretty much a gamba deck, but it's really good when it goes off.
Anonymous No.718855968
Blue Archive collab when!
Anonymous No.718856397
>>718836104
What episode is this?
Anonymous No.718857541
>>718821906
All this time I thought it was "some things you gotta learn hearing this".
Anonymous No.718857747 >>718858347
>>718809812 (OP)
In my opinion the gx manga was better than the anime but only up to a point
Anonymous No.718858009 >>718858329
The superior JP OST, nano-ne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPUdyI3SCqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7E_zdbrHOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOrkMQd0_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxLB1BhYcw
Anonymous No.718858021 >>718858523 >>718859983
CHAZZ IT UP
CHAZZ IT UP
Anonymous No.718858329 >>718859325
>>718858009
GX japanese ost is kind of lame tho. 5Ds and Zexal beat it effortlessly
Anonymous No.718858347 >>718858417
>>718857747
Anonymous No.718858417 >>718858523 >>718858920
>>718858347
A shame how anime Chazz was a huge joke
Anonymous No.718858523 >>718858887
>>718858021
CHAZZ IT UP!!!!!
>>718858417
Anime Chazz defeated Astro clean and clear.
Anime Chazz >>>>>>>> Manga Chazz
Anonymous No.718858887
>>718858523
>Anime Chazz defeated Astro
Astro was a jobber at that point. He jobbed to Jaden, Sartorius and Amon. He pretty much jobbed to Sartorius' sister but Jaden saved his ass.
Anonymous No.718858920
>>718858417
Nah.
Just think about the implications of pic related for a second. In-universe, Aster will literally never recover from this, he will always be known as the guy that lost to Ojama Yellow. Every time he's in a tournament or something everyone will just go "oh hey, it's the guy that lost to Ojama Yellow", Chazz literally ruined this guy's life and took his spot in the pro dueling league.
Anonymous No.718859143
I kind of miss this era of children's anime where they localised it to hell and back removing all traces of Japan. At least it was honest unlike the ethics departments now who weasel their way into Japanese companies and tell them that their culture is problematic
Anonymous No.718859325 >>718859942 >>718860012
>>718858329
I love the DM nip soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFb-R90Fis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJfGOvn58v4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTrRO2hfK-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjn2T0ReoKI&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFJMIP1PWAQ
Anonymous No.718859942
>>718859325
I don't like Raphael's theme
Anonymous No.718859983 >>718860119
>>718858021
>1
>10
>100
>1000
>10000 sanda!!!!
I never watched the jap version but even I admit this was pretty cool.
Anonymous No.718860012
>>718859325
For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZ7UBF6ZbY
Anonymous No.718860116 >>718860464
>>718820912
>Yusei becomes too much of a Mary Sue
I hated this more than anything else.
>5Ds is the dream team filled with the greatest duelists who saved the world (except for Norse guys, who apparently are just as good yet never stopped calamities in the series)
>despite being Yusei's equal, Jack almost always loses after the first duelist
>Crow sets things up for Yusei
>Yusei can sweep entire opposing teams, gg no re
>despite the episodes desicated to Jack learning to be part of a team
>despite Crow getting Blackwing power-ups
Also insulted how useless Akiza was despite being a psychic and getting a liscence, or Luna being a terminal for the Spirit World and showing off her skateboard dueling.
Anonymous No.718860119 >>718860354 >>718860635
>>718859983
The chazz it up chant is absolutely weak compared to the Manjoume Sanda shouts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfpSPFx5psw
Anonymous No.718860354 >>718860467
>>718860119
Japanese is always better. The american soundtrack of GX was better tho.
Anonymous No.718860464
>>718860116
>except for Norse guys, who apparently are just as good yet never stopped calamities in the series
Maybe they did, and we just didn't see it. The series up to then took place only around japan, egypt and sometimes america. maybe there was a calamity or two off-screen in europe that they stopped,.
Anonymous No.718860467
>>718860354
I hated the buttrock dirty guitars in everything.
Anonymous No.718860565
The new Branded episode didn't show any new scenes from cards.
The only one it did was sort of this card, but they changed it up a lot.
Anonymous No.718860635 >>718861209
>>718860119
>ching chiing chong chong that I can't even understand oh so much better
Yeah no one cares mate CHAZZ IT UP CHAZZ IT UP
Anonymous No.718861148
>>718834021
You can date the elementary schoolers?
Anonymous No.718861209 >>718861418 >>718862518 >>718863963
>>718860635
>no one cares
exactly. GX killed the franchise in America
Anonymous No.718861242
>>718852873
How is she so cute?
Anonymous No.718861310
>>718851000
>Bastion
?
Anonymous No.718861418 >>718862587
>>718861209
You're thinking Zexal, retard. Which is kind of ironic considering how fun the game actually looked in spite of the absolutely horrific designs.
Anonymous No.718861741
Anonymous No.718862480
y'all NIGGAS done with your dailies?
Anonymous No.718862518
>>718861209
>GX killed the franchise in America
It did no such thing. GX was the peak era of casual YGO in the US and EU.
Anonymous No.718862587 >>718863963 >>718864696
>>718861418
The anime was 100% irrelevant in america by the time they dubbed Zexal. The damage GX did was massive.
Anonymous No.718863963
>>718862587
>in america
>>718861209
>in America

Ameritards should kill themselves.
Anonymous No.718864482 >>718865726
>>718809812 (OP)
is gx subbed really so much better than the 4kids version like they claim?
Anonymous No.718864696
>>718862587
In Australia I remember Yugioh still being mainstream up until Zexal.
Anonymous No.718864797
>>718809812 (OP)
Get this tranny-lover outa here. This is a straight board. We beat up faggots.
Anonymous No.718865726
>>718864482
GX sub is basically a parody of the original anime. Comparing the sub to dub is like comparing Scream to Scary Movie.
Anonymous No.718866406 >>718867282
>connection timed out
>counts as loss
Anonymous No.718867268 >>718867468 >>718867742 >>718868349 >>718868373
GX bros... what happened?
Anonymous No.718867282
>>718866406
It happens
Anonymous No.718867468
>>718867268
Why are you so dishonest?
Anonymous No.718867742
>>718867268
Didn't GX use 99% for like half the series
Anonymous No.718868330
Purrely Horny Memory
Anonymous No.718868349
>>718867268
5Ds CHADS win again
Anonymous No.718868373
>>718867268
The OPs just sucked ass. 5Ds had pretty good OPs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zliTLFfIq9M
Anonymous No.718868435
>>718836328
uh oh janny! wakey wakey and clean the stinky!
Anonymous No.718868893
Kill Crow. Behead Crow. Roundhouse kick Crow into the concrete. Slam dunk a Crow baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Crow. Defecate in Crow’s food. Launch Crow into the sun. Stir fry Crow in a wok. Toss Crow into active volcanoes. Urinate into Crow’s duel runner gas tank. Judo throw Crow into a wood chipper. Twist Crow’s heads off. Report Crow to Sector Security. Karate chop Crow in half. Curb stomp pregnant Crow. Trap Crow in quicksand. Crush Crow in the trash compactor. Liquefy Crow in a vat of acid. Eat Crow. Dissect Crow. Exterminate Crow in the gas chamber. Stomp Crow’s skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Crow in the oven. Lobotomize Crow. Mandatory abortions for Crow’s orphan friends. Grind Crow’s orphan friends in the garbage disposal. Drown Crow in fried Blackwing grease. Vaporize Crow with psychic powers. Kick old Crow down the stairs. Feed Crow to Gigaplant. Slice Crow with Thorn of Malice.