Thread 718823008

There was interest before, so I'm gonna give it a shot. Focus is 7 & 8 star tempered monsters for those sweet sweet Hunter Symbols

>Lobby ID
KA9RR7TP

Maximum helper breedability

Bumpin' with a Diva shot. Come enjoy some sick tasty jams

>another sunk cost thread
Play a good monhun op

I'd play with you but there are no good mods for this game and it runs like ass. I should probably play Rise by now since Wilds isn't getting fixed huh

>>718826034
They're all good

When do I unlock layered equipment?

>>718823276
Modern palico all day every day.

>hunter, let's go say hello to the local brown people!
>slowly auto-follow Alma
>look hunter, a rock! press A to look at the rock! oh, press A to look at the mountain next!
1. Wow, nature's majesty sure is majestic.
2. I wonder what the mineral composition of this rock is...
3. Can Grug use rock hunt monster?
>hey hunter, let's slow down and disable your slinger for no apparent reason
>oh, look, flat-beaked scrombompulus! they're so beautiful... wow, nature hecking rocks!
>meow, that's pawsitively awesome! :DD
>oh, hunter, this looks like the local village of brown people, let's slow down so we can cinematically trot in
>HELLO WELCOME TO OUR PEACEFUL AND VAGUELY CENTRAL ASIAN VILLAGE OF PEACE, WE HAVE MUCH TO TEACH YOU ABOUT EATING GRUBS WITH YOUR HANDS
>skip cutscene
>skip cutscene
>OH NO, A MONSTER!
>meow, i nearly shat my fur, LOL!
>HUNTER, WE BEG OF YOU: PHYSICALLY PUT DOWN YOUR CONTROLLER AND GO TO THE KITCHEN WHILE YOUR SEIKRET CINEMATICALLY FOLLOWS THE MONSTER FROM ON-RAILS PATHS THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO SEE IN MANUAL MODE!
>wait a minute, hunter... those rocks
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>shoot the rocks with your slinger!
>press B to shoot rocks
>wow, great work hunter! and just in time for the guild to process our formal written request to hunt this monster. let's do this!
>play monster hunter for 7 minutes
>wow, great work hunter! i'm sure the local brown people will have plenty of thanks for you to mash through.
>skip cutscene
>mash through dialogue
>skip cutscene
>hey hunter, let's go talk to the local population of marketable Ewok-like Lynians, is it okay if Jobber Maximus, voted most likely to be endangered by a random monster in his high school yearbook, comes with us?
>slowly auto-follow Alma

>>718828462
Started playing again after dropping it at release and I came here looking for this specifically because of how true it is

>>718827905
pls respond

>>718826034
>4
>the game that introduced mounting and ruined the series forever
>nice

>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die
>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything
>No cat cooking
>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless
>Million tiers of tempered monsters so you are forced to fight the same monsters over and over again
>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk
>No Elder Dragons
>No HR final boss
>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No MH language
>First flop in franchise's history
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>718828462
>This is what the man in charge of Monster Hunter for the foreseeable future thinks is the reason why the series is successful

MH is done for.

>>718827905
Once you've finished halfway with HR,I think? I don't remember